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  1. I mean lets look at the Numbers Den, can I cal you Den? Well fuck you I'm gonna cal you Den, Hoot! Pugh has a 25 % chance of buying a PS4, and then a 15 Percent chance of buying 2k17. That means Fella17 has a 40% chance of getting mangled at best. Now you have Fella17. Fella 17 has a 100% chance for an Xbox but only a 22% chance of buying 2k17, but he has a 44% chance of being in his feel feels, which would make it a 66% chance of buying 2k17 just to beat up pugh. but wait theres more, B17 has a 97% chance of Renting 2k17 on Redbox, and a 80% chance of making a caw within the 48 hour rental window. Which gives him a 169% chance of fighting Pugh within a 78hour window because pugh cant get matches done. At the end of the day this match would be a 100% entertaining for both Xbox and PS4. But the Numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Everyone involved.
  2. Oh you done did it now...
  3. He won't come to Xbox, he don't want none! He gains nothing from punching you in your oddly shaped homoerotic cyborg head! All he would do is give you infinite ammo if you beat him badly! http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/021/668/kermie.jpg
  4. You got assaulted in 9 mins, fella http://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder577/500x/75574577.jpg
  5. I hope Malu does what he did in the DM, in he TV match. the timer clocked out at 9:32Mins!
  6. Here lays Dennis father husband unlike able.... More like here lays Dennis, blue ball virgin, alone, skittles, unlikeable
  7. We fade in to "god knows where USA" as the rust bucket that Mugen commandeered from Our Hero as they left Drago is broken down on the side of the road. Both men are walking for what seems like hours The Overlords face paint has pretty much melted to the side of his face, Our Hero has wrapped his T-shirt around his head like a make shift burka. Our Hero: I mean it's a good thing you blew out the engine driving like a lunatic! Mugen: SHUT UP! If you hadn't kept trying to grab the steering wheel we would be fine! Our Hero: YOU LEFT DRAGO!!! Mugen: SHUT UP!!!!!!! You can't leave a GHOST!!! he doesn't exist therefore I didn't do anything! Our Hero: If he is a ghost how the hell was he in the cube? how did he break out of said cube? how did a ghost punch you in the face? Mugen: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!!! why aren't you shutting up!!!! You are supposed to do my bidding!!!!! Our Hero points to a small gash on his head! Our Hero: Head Trauma, thanks to a certain face painted jackass crashing a certain unsafe blimp!!! Mugen Fumes! Mugen: THAT BLIMP WAS TOTALLY SAFE! Further along as the arguing continues Our Duo arrives at a small rundown looking dinky diner. Our Hero: Sooo hungry. Mugen shoves Our Hero and makes his way to the door he reaches for his wallet and he realizes he must have dropped it! He starts scrambling on the ground. Our Hero looks on and smiles. In this distance we see Drago jogging up the road along side Bubba who is gleefully trotting beside his companion! Mugen peers up! Mugen: What..HOW????... Drago: Endurance, Bubba......I'm hangry. Our Hero nods but notices he has no money. Drago checks his wallet and we learn that Drago really doesn't carry American Money! All 3 begin to brain storm when Our Hero's eyes light up. He motions to Mugen for his phone. The New Mugentacorp M8 Phone. He reaches for the phone and Mugens slaps Our Hero's hand! Mugen: What....no...this is my phone!!! stop...stop touching it.....gah...stop! I don't even have service!!! in this god forsaken land! Our Hero finally snatches Mugen's phone and quickly thumbs through it. Looking for something with one hand while swatting away Mugen with the other. Drago is just sitting on the floor inspecting Bubba's Teeth! Our Hero: Hmmm, nope, nope, nope....hmm this could work. http://ragegenerator.com/images/ragebuilder-faces/Some-Time-Later-2/03%20-%2020%20minutes.jpg We find Our Heroes standing in a line out in front of the diner. Mugen's phone rested atop a Chevy Nova. As an all too familar tune beings to play with a paper bag in front of Our Trio that says "Donationz". Our Trio: Mo Town Phillys back again! Bubba: Dadadadada (in Lion) Our Trio: Doing a lil east coast swing! Our Trio: Boyz2Men going on! Bubba: Dadadadada (in Lion) Our Trio: Not to hard and not to soft!! Mugen: Back in School we used to dream about this every day!!! Our Hero/Drago: Anything can happen, but your dreams can fade away YEAA!!! Mugen:..... No no..no Dammit!!! this is trash, this is trash in the sand!!!! Mugen: It's boyz 2 men...Not To Hard..not Too Soft.....Drago you are off pitch! Drago: I'm never off pitch, I sing the real! We fade out as all 4 begin to argue..yes...Bubba is also giving the group a piece of his mind!
  8. You might take her finish soon!
  9. Speaking of Stories, Tre is quietly writing away!!! I kinda want to see MMA Tre in action. The Mugen Character is fascinating, because he is not topically an evil person. He hasn't nore has he ever been the classic "Heel Authority Figure" I think the best way to describe the Mugenta Era is The Despicable Me Guy. He is a comic book super villian at his best and Charlie from its always Sunny at his worse. He is unpredictable, probably insane, business savvy, with a hint of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. He is pretty much Chaos in Asian form!!!! Like when Rev Inc clean swept, he could have fired all of them, but instead made them fight each other, and then made them fight him! He is nuts! The Dupree Madison Set was amazing, and has inspired the Mugen Drago Sensation angle. I was reading the last bit and I had FREEBIRD on and right when the riff goes into Overdrive Anna shows up, the visual of throwing the BMX bike over the counter and then pointing with the handle bars in 1 hand and a empty 40 in the other I fucking lost it. Kass going into fucking hyper writing drive is a sight to see as well. The Overlady was 100% his idea and I loled. Oh man how the hell does Heather have like more heft to her char then some of yall who been here for a year+....... Doc might need to start some kind of learning annex "Weighty Chars for Handlers with many children, and very little time." Popped for Crazy Daisy, not even forced lunacy just a cuckoclock caw I dig it! And having seen 1% of the moveset this is prolly gonna be my favorite shell next to BERFA. Speaking of BERFA :( why she looking like a I dont know. I miss the Spartan Berfa! Kelvin is a class act. Dude hasn't had a computer since 1987 and still Roleplays. Guy hasn't had much going on since winning the NA but still opted to give Anfernee a shot. In addition even redid the match due to circumstances. A far cry from when KD first started and ppl where wary. Last few years a classy classy guy. And now the Tobin, Baker fued just got turned up a notch. Wonder what happens next? /thinking emoji GJACK IS ALIVE and a piece of shit!!! having been the wheel-man I dont know how I feel, very very sad. But on the plus side he makes a really good chickenshit get beatup heel to Leon's murdererously good in game heel. Broken Nate :( I like working with Drago and Mugen its easy and fun, and we got some more stuff in the pipeline and little time so expect a lot of ACTION, SUSPENSE, LIONS, and UNSAFE IMUGENATIONS! WEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  10. Part of me has sympy. But then I remember slaving over a hot stove on an 11 minute montage attack video that involved nearly 77% of OCWFED for over a week, at which point it was met with. Oh Cool. And lets not forget spending 18+ hours straight for the Awards show just to beat the timer to say It was done before 2017. Only to be met with salt about folks being excluded or Why is XYZ a winner and not me. And a few "Good jobs!" At the end of the day rather then recoil and go well im not just going to try. I just go /shrug fuck it I do this for me! At the end of the day I do OCW for me because it gives me something to do and I enjoy the little world I helped craft (With the help of you guys of course). So yea! I lost my train of thought. Where was I? fuck you dennis hoot!
  11. See my Sig on Booking, you damned if you do , yo damned if you don't papa!
  12. Tim tam slam
  13. Firest
  14. Small Victories, become great victories! BRING ON THE GIFS FOR DISCORD ARCHIVAL!!!!! http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/e/e6/Broken_Matt_Hardy_Lawnmower.png/revision/latest?cb=20160819213838
  15. http://i.imgur.com/wA7lqZ1.gif
  16. http://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-11/21/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane02/sub-buzz-20355-1479754896-19.png
  17. Is Crazy Daisy's gimmick just randomly quoting the horseshit I say in Discord? I LIKE IT!!!!
  18. It's going in the riot intro when I finally do it in2020. Along with doc and his welp
  19. Welcome to the site, check out the handbook to get started.
  20. Holy shit, SHAM MAN! SHAM MAN vs ?????? Riot 462 Yes?
  21. the poop print Parker Morgan
  22. Papa it's no that serious. Yo also gotta understand when you put your opinion out ppl will discuss it. Do not stop doing it, like I said the 40 min format is great got half way through before I conked out. I normally wouldn't listen to shit past 8pm managed half at 11pm. Also brays shitty mic is overshadowed by his youthful exuberance. It's a really nice combo. Am I dead inside? Yea I think I am.4 lord sharks out 5 lordsharks
  23. Go fuck yourself you Melted Cheese Shaped, Animal.
  24. hurrr durrr another Leon.
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