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It's the one I linked on facebook.

Use at your discretion. It can be reversed so the point is moot, think not about rules but think of what you would want done to yourself. Riot is going to be a test to see if I need to make the game as unfun as possible (which I seriously do not)

If Xmas sale is below, 40 ill pick it up for you.

Dear Dane Reginald Xavier, Good Morning! I have taken the liberty of having my police dogs and SSFA (Sensational Security Force Alpha) scan your package for chemical weapons, and any form of contraband. I am pleased to inform that all all traces of illicit or illegal substances is not present in said package. Unfortunately Walter my section chief reported that he found human feces and urine in the package. As a result he has forwarded your package to homeland security and has classified it as a (Biological Weapon of Fail) Walter had the contents examined and proclaimed that whomever produced these samples is "A Product of poor genetics, and possibly weak semen" - these are Walter's words not mine. I am pleased that you have made it to Wall Street, it is my sincere hope that you contact staph infection. Lastly if you find yourself anywhere near OCW HQ do not hesitate to cross the street. I hope you get hit by a bus, preferably on fire! JCS

The wait is almost over..

Why do i have a feeling that convo took place in dupree apt, while he waved the phone triumphantly.

You got plenty of time to catch up Mr.Gibbs with the break and all, prolly start from July should be adequate.

OCWFED Proudly presents the Power Rankings, the power rankings offer an in depth look at who is making waves in OCW. Updated Twice a week check back at OCW Magazine to find out who is climbing the ladder, and who is falling down stairs. http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w56/Hostile17_2007/th_OCWRankingsImage.jpg Top 5 Superstars ^ 1. © Lucas Crowe Blinding your faces this week is the new OCW International Champion Lucas Crowe. With a win over Hazard on Riot, stealing Dupree's International title and receiving a led pipe to the back, then recovering in one night to defeat The Fiya for his International Championship. Crowe finds himself this week at number one. Being the first superstar since rankings to remain undefeated and charge up 3 spots! Hopefully Crowe vs Dupree isnt over yet, we shall see. v 2.Tiberius Dupree This coming Riot will truly put The Fiya to the test. Having lost the OCW International Championship to his semi-newly-ish acquired rival Lucas Crowe aka. Paste Face he finds himself eating White Cheddar Popcorn at number two. The coming weeks should be important to Dupree as he sets out on a magical quest of becoming number one again.....! aaaannndd regaining his title and finally beating Crowe... which he has not done yet... ^ 3. © Aries Aries despite his enormous loss record the last few weeks finds himself at number three. With a loss at September 2 Remember also came with a win. To be quite honest I think the win cancels out the loss because well, the win came with a prize. OCW's most coveted prize the OCW World Championship! Although, he has yet to actually receive the belt. Will he take charge as his horoscope says or will he remain belt-less. Stay tuned! v 4. Dane $ Xavier Dane $ Xavier drops to number four this week after suffering two defeats in the last week. Being the first eliminated in the main even over the top rope battle royal and an unsuccessful appearance on October 2nd at September 2 Remember, Dane has struggled in the ring and was also banned from Asylum. However, not all bad the money maker interrupted Mr. Morrison last Wednesday on Riot and proceeded to "Crap on him". Not literally. ^ 5. Brandon Hostile Having just capped a strong malicious feud with Rox and regaining his OCW Ex Division Championship. Brandon Hostile finds himself at number five on the leaderboards. Will the hate-streak continue on or will the coming weeks prove that Hostile is in a big world? We surely know that if anything attempts to stop him, they will be kicked in the face immediately and disposed off improperly in your recycle bin.

I was referencing, Kage, Nate, and a few others. My god your an asshole.

I can see I reached through the internet and picked the right man for the job. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8t15K4y11qhvkubo1_250.gif Our golden days are long gone, the level of pure competition is just not there. And while winning is very important, the main goal above all else should be to have a good looking match. Guys like Aries, Crowe, Luke, TIBBY, Matsuda have paved the way for just exciting and fun matches to watch. Ask the 2 people who i fight online, If im losing we call it. Not because I couldn't come back but Id rather have an even looking match that could look like it went both ways, or an exciting match to watch, as opposed to 67min botch fest that dupree would watch begrudingly in the bathroom stall, trying to hold back tears of disgust. It's a new era gentlemen, move forward. Focus on being the most entertaining, the best writer, the best guy to carry a match, the most exciting, hell the most competent on the sticks. What separates the wheat from the chaff are the guys who used to write regardless of outcome, once upon a time you would read and assume oh that guy def won his match just by his writing, only to find out that he did infact lose on that night. Now as it was stated you can tell by someone's writing, unless that person is Dupree or Luke, what exactly happened. So seriously dudes and dudettes get with program. And in a fit of irony, today is our 7th Anniversary. LOL CAKE

Faaaking

All in a all a really got ppv. It had a theme of sheer chaos that somehow managed to work. Reminded me of the old PPV's from the late 90's kinda clusterfuckery but entertaining.

Its pretty self explanatory. OCW's lovable lecherous creature is out hitting the sticks for a good cause. Ironically its for kids, whom he rapes (Just kidding) Click Here To Help

<3 Luke <3 Dupree <3 The Bandana (WHAT IS UNDER IT HMMMMM) I continue my quest so no lord shark for you guys!

It was all down hill after Leon ended the streak spoony :(

It speaks that, this is what happens when Nate, Mayhem, Guy, Versus, RD Money, Kage, Majin, and even the steve, aren't around!

The alternative jookie is not being booked at all. You should be thanking MMM for trying to give you guys something new to do, as opposed to the whole "WE GONNA TAKE OVER" then not really do anything. You also complained about lag, so that would be your chance to redeem yourself. But what do I know LORD SHARK!

I like how Lord Shark has made an impression, let that be a lesson to rookies, and those who want to get over. Be yourself, and by yourself I mean medically insane.

For an ADDITIONAL week!

This thread took a delightful and hilarious turn.

Mike and dark chocolate Oh and lord shark

http://img38.picoodle.com/i58j/stebag/tx3s_5fe_u9939.gif No buildings got Damaged in this Edition of Riot!

Don't make me slap the black off you.And your white so it would hurt that much more.

http://www.youtube.com/user/OCWfedTV#p/a/u/0/KL34FV4EODQ FAT FINGER ENGAGED

I loled hard irl.