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Saw this in court, I stole your stupid hat and stupid glasses, and you stole my stupid video. So fuck you in your stupid bald face, I hope you wife blue balls you for 8 days, make it 9 days you....I have no other descriptive words so ill just call you a fucking turnip! And out of respect for me (who woulda thought eh) Refrain from mentioning other sites, kids want to moonlight thats fine. Usually id rage and do mean things. But I'm older and my anger is directed at other things besides E-Wrassling. So in closing, don't mention other joints on my site :) Furthermore this show was really good, and it needs some more discussion. I don't know if its CM PUNK or just everyone is feeling good about themselves, but pretty much everyone is stepping it up. Or hell maybe my awesomeness is inspiring people to be awesomer? I really don't know all in all I am extremely proud of everyone at the moment for gradually bringing up there word game. But please take pride and spell check, the editors and GM's aren't and they don't go through everything with a fine tooth comb. On my end I am keeping tight lipped because staff tends to speak to liberally out of excitement!!! Either way I plan to run with this story arc for a bit, and I plan to involve as many people as I can. And back to work i go.

That's why I do it, glad you dug it.

Keep Hall and Of Drop the F Keep the AME Add SH That's you in a nutshell fella. Too Many Limes, Too Many Limes!

I love you guys <3

Wow Parker, you sir are a dumbass. Of the highest caliber!!!

I think next week Irving will tap to strikes.

This fued is just showing how much of a bitch Seth is. YOU TAPPED OUT

--TMZ.com exclusive: Aries, former employee of Online Championship wrestling, was arrested in North Carolina today on charges of aggravated assault ... TMZ has learned. According to the North Carolina Department of Correction, Mr. Aries (real name Stephen McCallum) was charged with one count of aggravated assault and one count of grievous bodily harm. Mr. McCallum was captured earlier today inside of a Charlotte gas station, calmly enjoying a cold sandwich. The police arrived at the scene, and Aries did not even resist arrest. According to the North Carolina Department of Corrections, Mr. Aries was very pleasant, and cooperating, and even complimented on one of the arresting officers pants. The victim, a Mr. Seth Irvine, was taken to the nearby hospital, suffering from a few cut wounds across the forehead, and bruised ribs. The News Station, TNN, picked up on this story, and tried questioning Aries for a possible motive. The only thing Mr. Aries said, was "that was a good sandwich." He was booked into jail at 3:38 PM ET, and he is being held on $20,000 bond. --MAJOR UPDATE: TMZ.com has aqcuired surveillance footage of the brutal attack on Mr. Irvine, and the arrest of Stephen McCallum. We warn you, the footage below might be a bit graphic. Watch with caution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj6YddZHUpI&feature=player_detailpage

I kinda loled.

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/newriotlogo.gif RIP Edition!

how the fuck did u? Nigga you got talent under all of that haze and hair? The fuck

There was so much hilarity and irony, with the Vote. But hey the winner got to choose who got voted off the island!

That makes me a sad panda bear.

The Me was pretty rad, but seriously no page 2?

http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/riot/newriotlogo.gif You're Out Edition!

I always use SF4 because well, thats what I used to play before I nerd raged trying to get into the A bracket. Risk vs Reward, Veteran players PUNISH YOU when you make a mistake. Example for SF4 LOL KEN H Dragon punch from half court, blocked then LK LK FLASH KICK BITCH!!!!!!. Or If I am feeling confident a well placed Sonic Hurricane just before they land. If you make a mistake you should be punished for it not rewarded. Its part of the reason I enjoyed watching Majin compete, he had what you guys would call today cheesy. He basically put so much pressure on you all you could do was cry and fail. Or if you where Kage or me punch him in the fucking face and power out.

Forgive lack of Formatting. Mr.Sensation is seen on a television panel For those of you who are to participate in the Road To The Gold Tournament. In case you missed my desk posted on Friday I will reiterate it. If you are shady in any way shape or form, you will be held accountable for your actions. This also includes potentially irreversible techniques and tactics. If you think something may be unblockable, don't use it. If you think something MIGHT be irreversible DON'T USE IT. Clean slate doesn't mean cheese pass. I have faith and confidence in all of you. So don't prove me wrong, it would be a shame (but also awesome) to embarrass someone at the end of The Clash instead of reward them for a job well down. That is all , good luck and good hunting! Camera fades

With the loss of Smythe D. Wonder a month ago there has been a void in FPR/Talent Relations. As it stands the current duo consists of Mayhem and Trevor McManus. Mayhem will be available at select times on live, however due to personal issues he will be unavailable via PC from August till most of September. So we have decided to add another member to the FPR team. That man is Parker, In addition to Trevor McManus and Mayhem.

Cuz he's a nazi douche.

Your such a dick!

I admit I loled irl. In other news people have been telling me to remove Trevor McManus, just to see the reaction.

Moments have giving an in depth interview for OCW Magazine, Mr.Sensation arrives at OCW HQ 2 in Brooklyn's DUMBO District. He looks slightly annoyed but is pacing to the elevator, alongside his every awesome sidekick Birdie who is trailing behind him with a stack of papers. Birdie: Did this guy really try to say he was mutilated by Jacob Trance? Mr.Sensation: Yea when Chunky Trance soccer kicked that helmet it cracked that sumbitch, right in the moosh but good. You won't have me admit this on the record Birdie, but that was HI LA RIOUS!. Mr.Sensation: And if you ask me Trance did that guy a favor, at least now his face has some character. Birdie: And the guy claiming Post Traumatic Stress? Mr.Sensation: I plan to actually pay that one. Birdie: Really? Mr.Sensation: Hell yea, if you see what looks like a Neo Nazi, braining your co-worker, you try to help only to get the ever loving be jesus beat out of you by a very tiny, very skinny, very angry extra from "The Grudge" hell I wouldn't be able to pee standing up either. Birdie: What about the guy claiming he caught an STD. Mr.Sensation: Not touching that one! Birdie: HI YOOOOOO Mr.Sensation: But seriously put Greenstein and the legal team on it, let them take care of our legal issues, that's what I pay them for. Mr.Sensation enters the elevator with Birdie. He hits PH (Penthouse, woo woo woo you know it) Just as his doors open. Dane Xavier: Sensation! Birdie / Mr.Sensation: (Surprised) GOD DAMMIT Birdie's surprise causes her to drop her papers in the elevator. Birdie: GOD DAMMIT Mr.Sensation steps over Birdie off of the elevator Mr.Sensation: Do you ever sleep? The Elevator door closes as Birdie tries to desperately reach the (Door Open button) she fails and we hear a faint. Birdie(in the distance as the elevator goes to ground level): GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIT. Dane Xavier: So what are your plans? I Demand to know! Mr.Sensation: I demand you stop being a creepy bastard, and put an IX NAY on the Stalker kay. Dane Xavier: I am not leaving till I get answers. Mr.Sensation: Did those blows to the head last night damage your internal wiring, I got nothing for you, there's 9 people in this tournament, BECAUSE OF YOU, and now BECAUSE OF YOU I NEED TO FIX IT. Mr.Sensation eyes his Sensational Sandwich, which was left by Sensational Catering, a few minutes before Mr.Sensation arrived, because OCW Knows Mr.Sensation loves him some sandwich. Mr.Sensation: Move stupid!!! Mr.Sensation walks past Dane for his sandwich as Dane continues to speak. Dane Xavier: I am the greatest wrestler this company has ever seen, I am exciting, I am compelling, I make buy rates. Mr.Sensation puts his hand on his desk and with his other hand grabs his sandwich, his eyes light up like a child at Christmas, or perhaps a holiday where children get stuff they want, like toys, money or perhaps really awesome sandwiches. Mr.Sensation contemplates his sandwich and then looks at Dane who continues to monologue about how great he is. Mr.Sensation: Before I enjoy this Sensational Sandwich, in my Sensational Loft, in the Sensational Part of Brooklyn. I want you to know something Dane. Mr.Sensation: Honestly from the bottom of my heart, with compassion I say this to you. Mr.Sensation: Watching you on Television is like watching two potatoes have sex. Mr.Sensation: Now see yourself out, and know I am not paying for you flight back to wherever the hell people like you come from. Mr.Sensation begins to chow down on his sandwich as he continues to berate Dane with his mouth full. The elevator opens, as Birdie is stepping out, and Dane is stepping in. Dane turns to face Sensation as he continues to enjoy his sandwich and coldy says. Dane Xavier: I spit in your sandwich... Mr.Sensation joyous face diminishes instantly as he spits out his sandwich and begins to curse up a storm. As the Elevator closes we get a close up of a devious smile on Dane's face. Mr.Sensation: BIRDIE GO DOWN STAIRS AND GET ME A DIET GRAPE FANTA Birdie turns to enter the elevator but it is closed and heading down to the ground floor without her. Birdie: GOD DAMMIT!

Earlier today OCW Officials caught up with OCWFED CEO, Mr.Sensation! Having summarily released over 3 dozen security personell "The Boss" was lessed that pleased. We asked him about what transpired last night at the end of "RIOT" This is the kind of crap that happens, when I decide to give everyone a clean slate. What was supposed to be a simple announcement turned into a complete fracas. These people don't posses the basic social skills to act properly in society. Parker like some bald sithlord, and Matsuda like some little japanese yoda tore down my secuirty force. Did you know that about 7 of those jerks actually had the nerve to file a lawsuit on me for (Dangerous Work Environment) THIS IS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER EVERYTHING IS DANGEROUS, look over there that guys about to trip and fall!!!! (Mr.Sensation and the OCW News team turn to watch an Associate AP Fall and bust his ass.) Don't ask me how I knew that was going to happen!. Let me be clear, we have 9 Superstars in this tournament. It is an 8 Man Tournament, I will announce my plans to Remedy this situation possibly tonight!. But rest assured someone is going home! And lastly at The Clash, the Ex-Division Championship will be put on the line, and I have yet another special surprise!. Now if you will excuse me I got work to get working on, and it aint going to work on itself. Ciao You heard it hear first folks, someone is going home! and The Clash is shaping up to be one of the biggest events of the year for OCW!

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