Jacob Trance

Match Reviews folks, including STARS! Iceberg Le'Tuce versus Hazard Le'Tuce's crotch close up entrance has to be the most disgustingly vile thing I have seen, but it fits his gimmick to the tee, as does his music, bravo purple dildo man. Hazard comes out to the ring to somesort of techno indie song. Couple of tyler's early on which were not on purpose and some moonwalking, then later on Le'tuce hits a strike, to which Hazard replies with a quick grapple? Come on. Le'Tuce is forced to tyler as a result and the flow is gone. I quite like some of moves both people have, but Hazard doing that backsuplex neckbreaker toss thing and a hoss scoop slam to Iceberg made me QQ. Oh hai, I'm online. I'm getting a giggle out of Le'Tuce's Koslov stuff as he used to be russian. Iceberg is certainly winning the reversal factor at the moment. Accidental hover chop, leads to Hazard assaulting immediately. OK, NO. NO STALLING NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB on Hoss' please, you're small compared to even me. I really like the Hardy legdrop on Hazard for the record. Flurry of comebacks by the EX guy and both wind up red around the same time, quite interesting that. Nice discuss lariat on Iceberg and Karim is online. Hazard gets a sig and moonwalking and windmill grappling begins. Three punches to the face and then a running elbow to the skull to Hazard, quite a nice little setup. Iceberg strikes with punches, knees and running neckbreakers to fully take control of the match. Iceberg loses his sig in the corner, but loses it, resulting in a punch in the corner and then the corner sig. A tad gay. Finisher time, Hazard evasive rolls and immediately goes for a strike to try and keep Iceberg at bay, however Haz falls flat on his face, then charges with a running move and much moonwalking and random strike attempts. Finisher lost. A few more moves gets us a sig again, punch quick grapple, then a really quick sig ontop of it, followed by a punch to the head and a dirty pin. 2 1/2 out of 5 - The match flowed quite well, but it stuttered whenever someone looked like they might win, the moonwalking and tylering MIGHT be lag, but that's not up to me to decide. Enjoyable match, just some silly moves seen that would only work on EX's. I'm not reviewing my own match, but I will say my german on KD was silly, maybe I could argue that I was that low on his centre of gravity I JUST pulled it off and he had to flip to avoid dying? Nah, silly move. Anyway, the two ref double teams close to the start kind of ruin it for me, and I'm moonwalking away whilst the ref's down. New music for both myself and KD, I like KD with rap, I hate him with Godsmack. I'm not commenting on my own music or attire. :) Parker Stevens versus Carlos Cruz Poor Carlos doesn't even make it to the ring before Parker begins beating him up all the while the Mexican's music plays alas New Jack. ECW REFERENCE. Carlos is showing that this year could be his year with his great timing and reversal skills, he's also still got some of his old spots to boot, but Parker's no slouch himself. Slow start for the face painted felon though with Carlos storming all over the place until a discuss elbow, and what MIGHT have been a dragging grapple from Parker, but it's into a nice slam neckwhip spot. Tyler, back up on cue, return tyler, back up, fiar play from both men. Carlos is getting back in control with a Mexican legsweep, and yet more and more counters. Carlos Cruz is a reversal machine in this match and is absolutely destroying the hardcore legend in the making. Parker fires back with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE #1#1#1#1!!1'11shift1111. Carlos answers with yet more reversals, even busting out a jawbreaker. Big t-bone suplex from parker to try and get back into it, a running monkey flip? Saying that, Parker's not hossariffic, nice backbraker aswell as parker is definetly focusing on Carlos' back, possibly for an elbow to the spine? Michinoku DRIVIAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roaring elbow gets reversed though :( Parker's reversing now, and another dragging grapple from Parker, tyler, back up from both men, fair play. Parker again with a dragging grapple? Macho man taunt, didn't see that one coming ;) MEXICAN SURFBOARD! From an actual Mexican! And out comes the hardware!!!!!! Weapons time. Uh oh, chair neck tie stomp and Carlos is in a world of hurt, a tyler is performed with a chair and followed up on. 3 3/4 stars out of 5 - Very dramatic match with Parker getting his ass absolutely handed to him earlier on only for the hardcore man to pull it together later on and make a good comeback and pick up the victory. Match wise this was great, there was a few stutters through the match, but it happens. As for the dragging grapples it most likely was lag, in the event it wasn't it's easily sorted by the perpetrator. Few tylers near the end but overall very enjoyable. :) Poe versus Chris Ryder Chris Ryder back to his old music and with a rather trendy look, I approve, can Chris Ryder as a face work? Only time will tell. Poe's kept the same music for as long as I can remember, his attires far better than it was the last time I saw him to be fair, but I absolutely hate that god damned mask, facepaint or whatever it is. It's vaguely similar to Parker's, I like the tights, just not the face paint to be perfectly honest. I wasn't expecting much from this match due to observations earlier on it, but both men impressed me, and that's all I'm going to say as it's all that's needed. Also: Hearing people talking about the match = Win Ryder dropkicking to get into the ring = win 4 stars out of 5 - Very good job from Poe and Ryder here, perhaps these two working some sort of programme could be beneficial for both of their careers. With the EX division title being on hiatus this could perhaps see more and more Lightweight's versus Heavyweight's, and for the record the score is EX 2 Heavy's 1 at this point of the show. :D Smythe Da Wonder versus Seth Irving I didn't think much of Smythe's attire, but it's similar to what he previously had and I'm sure Da Wonder will use his Epic creative juices (innuendo) on us all. Out comes Seth Irving looking like the lead singer of Metallica, to Metallica. Fucking awesome looking attire from quite possibly the biggest threat to the world champion at this time(non-spoiler). I love his tattoo's, they look very realistic. Here we go with what could very well be an indicator of who is going to be the number one contendor. It's peanut butter reversal time as Seth begins to go to work, and Smythe fires back, back and forth action so far with Seth just getting the edge. Seth with the EAT DA FEET, looks strange, but it can work. So far everyone seems to be reversing well, but I'm noticing a pattern, someone kicks ass but the other person hangs on and claws back tooth and nail. It's quite realistic. Seth looks like a superstar (shameless marking), he really does and the way his entrance is packaged is very well done, Smythe making a comeback though with ye olde Rocky Maiva combo, until Seth dumps him on his head with a german and clicking his heels together in joy. A few dragging grapples in this one too and a couple of tyler's in a row, but so far it's been fun. Franz Ferdinand always makes me smile. I SAY DON'T YOU KNOW, I SAY, NECKBREAKER.(veiled insult towards humour) Smythe Da Wonder looks out at the crowd who look back as he begins to get into control of the match with the snake eyes and a running knee facebuster. The end exchange between these two was fast and furious with a bit of stuttering but it picked up again quickly with a nice capture suplex from Seth, resulting in heel clicking with much joy. Smythe though is managing to hold on, nope, all she wrote. Seth takes it in both a close and entertaining encounter. 4 stars out of 5 - I pretty much said everything about both men. Smythe's attire, not fan of, but bears similarities to last years. Seth's entire package looks great at the moment (no homo). This could be a good year for him, very good job guys. MAIN EVENT Leonheart versus Mr. "Not RD Money" Bentley 4 out of 5 - This match was really only going to go one way, but I really liked the way both men came up with to go for for the ending, and of course the finalé set us up very well. Congrats to both men for an admirable contest and for coming up with something I havn't seen lately in OCW, a DIFFERENT match ending. Show rating overall: 3.75 out of 5 (calculate via average +10 for beefing up to fair level) Trips match omitted due to the drama that ensued.

Hazard's HD recording means the only match I havn't watched is his... Ok we get it, epic fucking quality, epic download time.

Thank the lord Park went back to his jeans... I see Leon can talk about people out of character issues and no one else can... interesting, good roleplay though, gets him across as a whiney, egotistical and paranoid heel, but should he really be saying thanks to a possible contender for his title? Behold, I didn't pick out the grammatical and spelling errors :) Hmm, Leon's attire is interesting, sure it'll grow on me though, his choice of dropping M'FKER of the year sits well with me, as the song was really fast paced and Leon would walk to the ring like a slow, methodical robot. I'll state now for the record, RD Money is the mega hoss! I looked away at a cup of tea and missed the finish so I have to rewatch now. The finale was very nice, but it began to blur and make it hard to see (Full screen ftw). BENOIT REFERENCE! SPOILER I remember people saying that a DQ could result in a title change awhile back, but I suppose this makes sense as he was in trouble the entire match, I like it when champions get out of a losing situation using this as it's very heelish and I can't remember anyone doing it before. IRONMAN WALKETH! SPOILER END

He's talking about the movement of your CAWS, that doens't have anything to do with lag.

Chapter 8 is up

DROPKICK! Watch the match and you'll get it ;)

Listen closely to the Ryder vs WHO match, you can hear them talking xD

Leon looks so much like Austin Aries, it's actually pretty cool, maybe he'll suddenly spring out a 450 at a PPV and make me mark out like a little school girl.

Perhaps Trips has a glass cieling too.

Ok, so we'll need to ask people if we're allowed to mention them in the next edition, fair enough. And yes, I would have thought mentioning someone is different from using. IE: Talking about how we could totally see Mayhem dating Brad Bauer, then actually MAKING him do it in an RP. One's mocking, one's misuse of character.

QQ I apologise you were offended and gave the predicted reaction. As for your guy saying "Trash" it was so my American character would understand you, as you were getting angry at his stupidity.

You wouldn't do business, so we did business for you.

You can't count :)

Actually, Leon and I get on fine OOC, you're awful digs at me are pointless and I don't care. Your two facedness is hilarious. Friends mock one another, sometimes we go to far and push Leon's rage button, in the end it all gets smoothed out. You're all smiles and sunshine on AIM and XBOXLive to me, but when it comes to scoring kudos on the forums for saying I'm an asshole, you're one of hte reasons this place is dying. NOT CARING TO READ WHAT PEOPLE DO. I think your character is a cheap version of Vampiro, I still read what you do, I still take an interest. You are inable to discern between IC and OOC, IC I have never done a promo regarding Leon's booking ability, your alt attires WERE shit in my opinion, it's my opinion. You talk about veiled insults, well you're worse than an asshole, you're a twofaced git that thinks he has all the cards. Aries done the bulk of the RP padding and in fact wrote what you're ragging on me for :D

So say's the lowest Grossing EX-Champ of all time.

Probably your best bit of writing, to be honest. There's still some sentences that become ambiguous because of the way it's written, comes across as generic heel which has been what you were going for all along. Good job :)

Undisputed tag team champions, ftw

*looks at Trips.* I was promised a reward for beating Craig Casey, I didn't copy and paste a whining post every day.

Hmm, looks like I'll be getting my reward then huh? The one I was supposed to get at Devil's Night?

They're unfortunatly mega quick and create distance now.

*Takes back finisher.*

For 11, the problem is though, back sigs and fins when done outwith a strong grapple result in EPICLY FAST hits, that you can't reverse. I've watched KD do this. To get his sig off he has to literally RUN forward and hit Y instantly to manage it 'cause of a small time frame. Dramatic... You go for the pedigree, get pushed off, german suplex pinned. You get possum'd. You got to top rope, get dumped off, guy hits a pinning dive. Lots of SURPRISE endings.

Trust is necessary, but people are not robots, so we're ALLOWED to question them, it's our opinion, you can try and disuade people of their opinions but you can't call them shit, queerbate or whatever if you disagree. If Trips doesn't like the way Smythe handles his shit, that's fine, fuck off and let him have his opinion. If Smythe thinks Jesus raped a dog on christmas day, that's fine, it's his fucking opinion. STFU and stop picking sides, people have opinions. Deal with it.

Soon enough? Make a 5 second post telling the person what's wrong, TELL PEOPLE WHATS WRONG SO WE CAN MOVE ON.

Take what you want, it's really impossible to get the mega cheap ones...