Jacob Trance

Thank god someone else sees it. He has the same hair and face shape!

Dat AC Cobra in black face due to texture glitch!

It's ahead of the time, but somethings seem stuck in the past!

I'm buying guard dogs as we speak.

The Fancy Graphic Edition If you're not on the card, don't be blue. Write an RP. If you're on the card and consider yourself active, let me know so we can change that real time. If you're not booked this week, you'll likely be booked next week. If you still wanna do a match, PM one of us and we'll see what we can do for you.

I actually believe it was that good, so I approve this potentially sarcastic vote. A lot of our roster are vanilla midgets :(

I feel like I'm the only person that isn't labelling it as a match of the year... Oh well.

Thoroughly enjoyed Pugh Mugen, only thing that was odd was the three pins in a row next to the ropes. I get why it was done, but it makes you look like a dumb dumb for not moving him after the 2nd attempt

Do you lose points for beating Smythe?

We'll be down at the soup kitchens as of next week, slipping drugs into the meals to control people.

I wish I hadn't asked...

If someone could tell me what DTF means... I'd be very happy.

Monsters arrest RP is on it twice. Not sure what was meant to go in its place.

2 pages of memes

Champ already said why last page. Fuck me for trying to help someone else.

The Family are gonna start charging people to use dark rooms. Running Jacobs Falls is getting expensive. Kudos to Raze in a great RP, it seemed more beneficial to have Raze as more of a focal point than Trance this week, but, you guys gotta stop thinking Raze vs Trance is gonna happen. Dat Ho is loyal, so just simmer. RP content was on point. Nathan Carter needs to find D-Jack, Chris Baxter and Gary Anthony Young to form a super rape faction the likes of which has never been seen.

I'd like to publicly thank Jay and Pugh for handling this for me tonight. I intended to finish when I got home from work but got a text saying my mom had damaged her eye with a pair of scissors whilst cutting her fringe. Special thanks to Pugh who I'm certain made the how presentable from what I'm told. Thanks guys <3

D.Y Nasty has made me want to remove someone's tooth with a spoon, but I fear rushTV would not approve of this... I'm going to reiterate though... I think this is KD's year... But Buffness waits in the wings with that FI.

Now that I'm back from football and have the use of a keyboard I can now comment. When someone makes constructive criticism read it, take it on board, or discard it. If you're meant to be one of these "don't give a shit what people say" types, then don't decide to randomly flame up on something someone said. Then don't, for no reason, dive into a thread and start shitting on someone for no reason other than to get a reaction. It's absolutely fucking juvenile. Stop it. It makes us look like a bunch of mean girls and none of you are as attractive or as interesting as pre-cocaine Linsday Lohan. Cut the pointless and unnecessary cheap shots to yourself. There's no point to put a KD style beating on someone's dick just to try and get a reaction and create discussion. On that note, I'll apologise to Smythe for my comments. I felt let down by everything you done this week, especially with the "I will be main eventing in two weeks" rant. Case is closed.

I love everyone trying to trigger one another with half hearted insults and bravado instead of reviewing the show. Kudos to Tibbers for the good review. It was a helluva match indeed and hopefully one day we'll do it again. Now to wait and see who wins the tournament, my pick is KD. Can I beat him? Maybe, I don't know. I'll need to step it up. Everyone showed up and done what they needed to do. Let downs were smythe, look forward to more reviews.

I could do it. The problem is id be Booker Taz... I mix up wrestler names and just make up names for moves. Which is stupid considering my background.

Hitting people with the PTSD-DT. I'll get my coat.

I finally beat Aries! And stuck it to Our Zero in the process 10/10. KD vs Spider was a god damned massacre. Raze forgetting how to get in a ring was hilarious. Jookie just can't seem to succeed.

There's no such match. But the thing in its place works.