Jacob Trance

If you spend a good point of the match hitting stomps on someones legs, it's still going to take forever to damage someone.

To stick up for myself with that one, my ratio was 30 30 20 20. If Pugh had done actual body moves, instead of like... the lowest form of damage in the game, the stomp, to a rediculous degree, I would have been damaged.

i wanted mad mike, you fucker.

Not everyone can get away with comedy either though, that's the problem. It's so much easier for a side-character to be funny, on the basis nothing they do needs to be cannon. Stephen Marbury or whatever... I hated that, and hope to hell there's some sort of saving grace. My prediction is Jay vs Parker at Lution, for the record. As for no TJ Stevens RP, I just flung a match together so that a rookie would be on the show, never really thought of follow up. Maybe next time can be his moment. All in all though, a good show. The Tobin and "previous renditiosn of the game" reference, maybe, maybe not. How far back do you want to go back? 07/08? Could go back to '99, but this is the here and now, and he went from sucking to being pretty good on the sticks, so no doubt he'll continue to improve. MOAR DISCUSSION

They will cure cancer on Riot to prove us wrong.

Son of God will never be a face name

I marked for Tobins fancy singlet, for the record.

Cerberus intro... Singles theme... UNITY. But tonight is about Dinsmore vs Leon, and not OMG vs Cerberus. I'm old fashioned, I believe if a stable has a theme, they should all use it.

Actually, I watched it. It's amazing what you can do with down time. Well, no. I skimmed the EX Title match, and saw the usual Jookie ladder hilarity. Well that storyline certainly didn't go the way I was thinking it would...

One, ah ah ah, two, ah ah ah, three, aha ha ah. Three Black Racks, pretty sure one was on himself. Pages 6 and 7 don't work. I'M A SKIMMING SCUMBAG!!

It's hard to slap that which does not show up.

Dragon amuses the utter fuck out of me... "Welcome to OCW Ambition - we are less than 24 hours removed from Road 2 Glory" does that not usually mean AFTER the show? They usually say it the RAW after a PPV, I think, if I'm wrong correct me. Tonight is all about Frost vs Hollywood, the chosen one of the next "Ambition Era" is hitting the stick hard. Anyway, Son of God vs the white Half Mexican, Half Japanese wrestler of the year! I actually though the dropkick/somersault clothesline was the dropkick connecting and absolutely taking out Hiro... Shame on me. Blown dives = Ex-Division. Fun match, surprisingly I watched it all the way through, even managed to go with the bass-drops, which scarily synced up with the finishing move being hit. Justin Raze addresses his losing streak, and his thoughts on the current championship scene over on Ambition, smart. Can we get him and McGee wellness tested? Looks like Jookie and DJESUS are going to have a program coming up, is this another heel/face/420 turn for the Jookermeister? Oh hey, it's Sean Bl... No it's Mike Miles with my old instrumental theme for an alt that I got bored of (like always.) Nice enough attire, reminds me of Chris Masters for some reason, shame about the drawn on tattoo :( I'm actually a big fan of Evan Knox, it looks like he has the whole package, but then his lack of a distinct character drags him down, although that can be said for about 90% of us all. Lovely attire, and he's starting to look a bit old? Grizzled Ex-Veteran run alas Jerry Lynn is demanded. More old entrance music, Valmonts from when he was WHC plays as we start this one off. I like the dropkick to the outside spot, what I don't like is that it knocks out the aggressor, CODY STORM RUN IN! Nope, just his old music. That springboard cross body was beautiful, just as he was getting up to attack, bit too many pick ups in a row on Mikes part but Knox is hanging in there, despite being severely damage. 2 finishers before a pin, Knox is showing off! FISHERMAN BUSTAAAAAAAA! KNOX OUT! Mike needs to work on hovering, and pick up (stolen) finishers. We don't allow them anymore. This is a pretty long match, actually. I'm amazed to have seen 450's connecting. Pretty sure an e-fed show song is playing... Owch, I think Knox might be dead. Another Knox out. Still not over! I have a feeling Knox will be down after the next finisher. Aaaand that's all she wrote. Nice little debut RP, here's hoping he pulls off a victory, go Ace go! We got three Aces now, I smell mentor faction! Interesting CAW, complete with lights and smoke... I like the attire just not, again, the sharpied on tattoos. More botched dives, and a replacement announcers table. I feel sorry for Jaysins wallet sometimes. All Time Low? In an OCW match? MADNESS! SIDE EFFFEEEEEEEECT! Leonheart must be tearing his hair out. Fun match, though the finish confused me, but I'm not up to date with the rookie finishers. Side comment: Reverse-Hovering still seems to be an issue as is Hovering. Risons Sons vs Moogro! Probably gonna be long. Or just take forever to load... Guess I'll skip this one and watch the main event. I do enjoy watching people flip over the steps in pain. And that's that.

OCW, where even the faces are heels.

Sean McGee is straight up heeling!

Lost my shit at Suda's audio editing.

To be fair, Smythe had orange and green lips... Cody just had the refuse of Smythes make-up experiments smeared on his singlet.

So Cesar is foreign... Maybe play on that with his attire, as it just looks like a random caw, moveset is nice though.

Props to Scofield on one of my hardest matches of the year, kid has a bright future.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you from going OOMG. That means Over, overness meets greatness. Soon your nightmares will be realised, hail the anti-christ king.

Chokes once, changes music to emo song, chokes twice. Next week he'll be sporting the Brandon Hostile t-shirt and matching wrist bands.

I'm pretty sure one of them fake Parkers is RD Money

Emoslayer, Dragonslayer, Steveslayer... After I beat Aries, you fucks can call me "Kingsayer." HAIL TO THE KING!

If you have a faction with 4 of the most active writers, working with Pugh... You're automatically going to have lots of content.

<--- still picking pizza out his hair. Also. OMG > Onward Marley Goes

Oh... My... God.