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Riot Episode 321 "NEW DAWN 2012" Card
Jacob Trance replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
I have to agree with you there Dupree, but would it not be hilarious if Parker was pinned by a non-celebrity? -
Riot Episode 321 "NEW DAWN 2012" Card
Jacob Trance replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
Not as big as me. I almost don't want to drop K.D on his head over, and over, and over, and over... It'd be doing you people a favour. -
Difference between Trevor "Trips" McManus and myself... I have not called myself "Mr. Wrestling" as my name, I actually have some resemblance of a gimmick, and everyone rips on everyone for any sort of familarity with anything in the wrestling world. I will continue to enjoy myself.
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Time: 9:34PM ET Location: 3157 Sublette Avenue, St. Louis, MO, United States -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Officer: "Sir, do you mean to tell us that vicious attack was all staged? Jacob Trance sighs, rubbing at this temples. Jacob Trance: "Of course, wrestling is fake, is it not?" The police officer taps his pen on his notebook. It was a serious assault, but it happened within a wrestling ring, its tricky to nail anything down. Jacob Trance: "I see you're doubting yourself, that's kind of funny officer... Do you have a wife and kids?" The officer begins to grow uncomfortable, not wanting his personal life to be dragged into his business. Police Officer: "Look Mr. Trance, we simply want the truth, was this part of the show, or was the... competition... over?" Jacob begins to laugh, head tilting to one side. Jacob Trance: "There is no competition, people get in my way, and I don't have time for them. I was merely removing an obstacle, but it was part of the show, well, my show." Police Officer: "Your show?" Jacob Trance: "Yes officer, my show." Jacob leans forward, banging the cuffs hard on the desk, the general bustle of the station is blocked out due to the holding cell. Jacob Trance: "You see, you probably know how it feels to watch people cosy up to your superiors, have them promoted, get the big office, the better pay whilst you... You have to interview scumbags and criminals, but that's not me officer. What's your name, officer?" Police Officer: "Barnaby." Jacob Trance: "Pleasure to meet you Mr. Barnaby, I'm... I guess you could call me your awakening. I can see it in your eyes, raw hatred. You hate the fact you spend all day talking to people who do bad things. That's not why you became a cop, you became a cop to save the world but instead its the dickheads that get all the glory. Much like wrestling, you see what I done to that Chris Mania fellow? That's simply what's been done to me all along." Police Officer: "Is that a confession Jacob?" Jacob Trance: "Oh it is Barnaby, I assaulted a man in a professional wrestling ring, a place you have to sign an agreement to enter... So if you can pin that on me somehow... Feel free." Barnaby pushes his chair back and leaves the room, he does not say a word. Jacob Trance: "Oh look, my name is Officer Barnaby and I'm a jack off that runs away without telling his captor what's going on..." Jacob begins fiddling with the handcuffs as if trying to get free, suddenly Barnaby returns and he sits bolt upright, trying to look innocent. Barnaby: "I'm afraid.... We have to let you go." Jacob hops to his feet, holding out his hands, grinning. Jacob Trance: "Thank the lord, I'm free at last, a regualr Christmas miracle!" And with that, Jacob is free, the acts of Chill Factor deemed legal, all because it was in a wrestling ring.
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Jingle bells. Hazard quit, Smythe flaked again. Jookies baked, and Seth... Well HEY! I'm your life. I'm the one who takes you there.
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You're all in my way, and I just don't have the time today.
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Yeah I don't get what the fuck happened with that man. It was like Nope. Fat. I graciously accept your medal, please deliver it in the St Louis prison.
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Good PPV, I actually watched it all, so it had to be OMGWTFBBQ kinds of awesome.
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http://i.imgur.com/2w591.gif My reaction to Scumbagheart.
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Fffffuuuuu sudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Your match is taking years to buffer.
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Give me what I want or I'll continue to hurt people. When I get out of jail...
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Spoilers blacked out. Not sure if Scumbag Heart or Boring Trev.
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Kill. Trance. Kill. I'm a fan of Aiden Ryan.
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It's Tesco Value Steve Austin.
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Chill Faktor Emergency Notice and Plan of Action
Jacob Trance replied to Mr.Sensation's topic in The Daily Suplex
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Matches were in fact bland, with a side of bland. From all of that heavy promo work from Lazarus being 80% of the show, I expected something fantastic in the match, or a way out of having a blow off match on a show... Instead a cage match were, ultimately the cage was barely used. Some nice reversals and what not, with two standout looking caws... But there was not much there. Writing wise, Lazarus is fantastic, great things ahead for him most certainly. Hollywood with a great RP, once again, it's just a shame the match that it lead onto was contested under complete silence. McGee as a face is working nicely, he's fast becoming a bit of an underdog though when he makes a comeback and tears the announcers table apart, I was behind him dumping that mohawk'd bastard through it. And I got my wish, though a lot of people have the Edgecution these days, poor Hostile... But he's not really around to keep it. I love the swanton pin animation, it's truly beautiful, ref takes his time to get down, playing a heel nicely without being LOL INTERFERE INTERFERE INTERFERE. Aiden and Hollywood, and Grace, it's a good thing and hopefully it keeps going a little while longer. Schofield wants Irving in an "MMA Fight." So that's a KO + Sub Only match... that could be good, honestly if it's built well. Chris Moore vs Justice still refuses to work, sadly. I still imagine somesort of SxE faction arising or even a bunch of the guys that look the same getting together, although we've been faction city lately. To re-iterate, if you did not like something, feel free to say, do not sit and decide everything must be fantastic in case your opinion is taken the wrong way. The matches were boring, and the show was pretty much one guy doing the bulk of the work. That's my opinion. K.D might get back to you guys with his fave five once he's done with the RIOT one.
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Speak now or forever hold your tongue. So much canned crowd reactions.
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The Hazard segment was a bit in bad taste.... I still laughed though. You did kind of bring it on yourself with your rant about Turbo Controllers, it's usually the case with you, really. You flap your gums randomly with little brain process, get bitched out, proceed to continue complaining then it turns into Hazardgate 99. (see what I did there?) Anyway, time to watch the rest of the show. "Ratard" XD But that was a great segment the way it developed, it'd be interesting to see if that kid someone costs Parker a match somewhere down the line by "forgetting" how to count to 3. I need to remove audio from my entrance, and maybe get a pre-cut version made to send out, telling people "start from 11 seconds" doesn't really work. Not much to see here, I sit on people. Shit, people are bricking Aces house! A-Team remind me of APA with that scene, but what the hell did I just watch? Oh snap, Yakuza! Not sure if Mayhem, Valmont or Aries removed his moustache... Still love Hazards entrance, even if he is a cock, but it's all about the Spoonman! Even if Hazard does has a nice coat and a good attire... Tophat assassin is fucking back. I like this. I love it whenever Hazard corner clothesline becomes an STO on him, not out of cruelty, it just always looks nice. Not too bad a match actually, well timed comeback, didn't win off it, some stuff on the outside too. Two matches in, no barricades broken. D-Jack's around, and submitting content. He wants the EX Title. Onto more important matters... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! IM YOUR LIFE!!!! IM THE ONE WHO TAKES YOU THEEEEEREEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Oh fuck, Cody's little Jew hat made me lose my shit. I dig diving moves into pins, its a big move, you should want to try and win off of it, even if you're only doing it for aesthetic purposes. Props to the winner, your sig sync'd with the Rise Against drum roll. Smythe in drag cut a promo. From one member of the Wonda family, to another. WESLEY IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His shorts however need to leave, they offend me. Knox is back too! Parker, you need to guard the fence, too many returners are getting back in sheriff. Well, the EX-Division isn't about alts anymore at least! Suda's casual racism is fantastic... If you read that properly you win a cookie. Trance ate it. No cookies left. I imagined Parker talking in HHH's voice during that segment with Valmont, especially at the stay gone part. More returns and interruptions than a Ric Flair. But now, now it's getting very interesting indeed. BAH GAWD! ONE BARRICADE DOWN! Pugh RP is on point. Oh, Mayhem is back. This was my actual reaction, I'm sorry. Stop being so good Hannibal. Please. You make me even badder. Still love Dinsmores theme and look, he's like a non-chubby, actual bad ass version of Taz. As much as I like The Fire theme, it just doesn't work for a heel :( Fun match between those two. Not writing anything about the last page other than... More like the Beta Bitch.
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I'm not booked? I'm calling P.E.T.A.
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You have such an indyriffic name though.
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Fuck you!
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Trance has moobs. Does that count?
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Until youre sat on.
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Whale Trance - Heavyweight Division
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