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Jacob Trance

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  1. I have this new submission where I sit on your chest. I call it Whale Splash.
  2. *Breaks barriers.*
  3. Son ofa bitch dropped me on my head!
  4. When did Valmont last wrestle? Can't be a concussion... Brain damage most likely. Silly doctors.
  5. Lightheavy - TJ Stevens
  6. Mayhem, it's always Mayhem.
  7. Alternate finisher is for the announcers table only.
  8. He hit his impact finisher, I think.
  9. Only if the kid can stop faceplanting dives to the outsid, he's going to wind up needing a face lift.
  10. Use your common fucking sense. You got owned. I stayed down despite being the clear winner, why? Because I play fair.
  11. Just shush your mouth.
  12. Legit lol'd. Going to eat me some Sushi for RIOT little yellow man.
  13. I will sit on you Suda.
  14. So, if he hits it on me, what happens?
  15. Not really, not if you're propelled 20 feet in the air.
  16. Why have a lift and pull flapjack if you cant beat people with one that throws them into the sky?
  17. Taking moves similar or a more effective looking version of your sig/fin is stupidity.
  18. I should have sat on the bastard. I wanted to hit killswitch into vice... came back to haunt me. Coulda taken the count out too
  19. Completely disregarding my point about Joe, only having seen Taker dive once... okay then. Hernandez, Bobby Lashley also dove. I dont quite get what point youre trying to establish here... I have a clothesline and a diving elbow. Neither are very athletic... I also have the house showe dive which is performed by many many heavyweights of varying sizes... including the late Mike Awesome. So tell me what is HUGELY wrong with the dives I do have. Although I may have taken your point about KD and assumed it was for me, if so disregard.
  20. Its not exactly the most impressive of dives... Its the laziest one in the game... Sheamusndoes fives, not to the outside granted byt Im less fat than Joe who DOES dive.
  21. My match IS on there, it's just tricky to actually see sometimes...
  22. "Too Fat To Appear On Riot" Edition.
  23. Oh no, I did like it. It was just... A bit lazy, or rushed, one or the two.
  24. That would be the Freddie reference, edited posters. I suppose it was lost on you.
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