Belle

okay so let’s talk about the first match bcs like… emotions. valkyrie vs. perl hell in a cell, and honestly they did their thing. like these two have been beefing for months, and valkyrie has been losing every single time. i was so nervous for her 😭 but omg this match??? valkyrie walked in vag firrrrsstt. like, she wasn’t just there to fight. she was there to END it. the cell was such a vibe, all dramatique. perl was there too. i actually like her from a heel standpoint tho i think its just her annoying skinny boy body that kinda pmo lmaooooooo 😭😭 the outfits….wellllll. perl still needs to figure out what the hell she’s wearing bcs none of the things she wears are very flattering to her tbh. sister needs to put in the work in the fit department. now valk……. i’m afraid not a single gear u wear now will ever top ur hard target gear. that was so gorgeeeeeeeeee !! do more like that gear i’ll be gagging over it !!! not really a fan of extreme matches tho this one..it was giving chaos but like… the kind u can’t look away from. there was one moment where perl did the headscissors from the top of the cell into falling to the ring LOL oopsiee, and valk going down from the top with a jump too okayyyy miss batgirl ! the finish was sooo satisfying. valk finaaally won something, it was such a moment. she finally got her redemption after all this time, and it was just... IT. 💗💗 ngl i really thought it was over for the good sister when she lost to bash..... sis didn’t deserve to lose to some white obese man. hard to watch!!! but at last she rose above it ! so so proud of her. what a queen. 🦋 the marisa vs skadi match was, like… layers upon layers of storytelling wrapped in chaos, and it had me feeling things from start to finish their clash wasn’t just physical, it was a whole debate in a ring, and i’m here for the layers, even if the story felt low-key messy at times. the match itself? didn't expect it to be that much one sided where skadi is almost afking n marisa just doing all kinds of moves and taunting the whole match. lackluster for me. the match did not live up to the story i fear. now, let’s talk about the message here because… eek. i’m not even sure if i should even try explaining my nuanced views on this story, but whateverrr. both sides in this story are so very wrong. i don’t find any of the perspectives presented here to be cute, sassy, empowering, or otherwise defensible. and since i’m not a man, they’re not titillating either, just tedious n irritating. skadi’s whole beauty doesn’t matter stance has validity, society’s obsession with looks is suffocating - but here’s the thing: women like marisa, who love their makeup, outfits n showing off their bodies, aren’t the enemy. this shouldn’t be about making women feel bad for how they present themselves—it’s about choice. that said, skadi’s point of view felt like yet another instance of how, time and time again, jealous, hateful, ugly women disguise their envy behind academia, intellectualism or philosophy. feels like an attempt to justify bitterness, but honestly, it’s just complete bs. however, marisa’s response, relying on the classic misogynistic u’re just so jealous of me trope, isn’t any better since it's used particularly to silence women when they have a valid concern with another woman’s behavior. what makes this trope even weaker here is that marisa isn’t even the epitome of the so-called beauty standard. there are several other women who outshine her n objectively look better. that makes her claim of being envied lose a lot of its power, it’s hard to even say, sad but true ! bcs it’s not. i also don’t get the obsession with connecting hyper-femininity or taking care of ur appearance to something shameful. i didn't like her speech criticizing women who embrace femininity and fashion as a mask, suggesting that we are somewhat compromising our feminist principles for personal gain or societal expectations. it’s also worth pointing out how both characters, in their flawed perspectives, leave a lot of destruction in their wake for goals that feel small-minded n unambitious, like being personally adored and admired by all. sure, it’s obviously preferable to be seen as pretty vs ugly, but if that’s ur entire core construct, u’re kind of a moral loser. i really shouldn’t overthink this bcs it’s pretty clear this was written by people that have never personally experienced the issues they’re trying to tackle in this story but i guess from an outside point of view and not looked through a gynocentric lens this is a very entertaining story lol content is content after all as they say. ps. save the fake deep weaponization of social justice terminology… from the bash/jordan segment i only have to say; the bobbi mouth line so fucking disgusting. stop it forever. i’m literally begging. NO more. junko vs dragana. how refreshing is to see junko wearing something different than a recolor!! really pretty gear junkoooo. keep them coming ! 🖤 oh god..i still have no idea why steven is purple-ish. giving rotten pork skin jjsjsajsjahaj i literally cannottt with that character i don’t really know what to say about the bertha emp thing, very predictable, bertha played as if a toddler was on the sticks. i thought it was kinda ironic that this was promoted as ‘’her biggest challenge’’ buuuut slay. this felt like loading into a quick play match not gameplay wise but where ur opponent’s caw looks like a whole ass mess sooo unserious. the dns vs team b17 hype package is my favvvvvv of the night. i rlly rlly liked the graphics n the introduction of the members soooo cool !! and the match well, dns cleaning the house hard. mad dawg and marisa... their relationship it’s just soo unglamorous and so doused in co-dependent addictions. like they both need rehab asap. also please silence mad dawg. i feel no sympathy for a man who would willingly put himself in that position. a man see one biscuit head ass good looking woman n think they gotta smash. he asked for it. marisa going home with a dry coochie. u think you need a boyfriend but u really just need to workout and eat an avocado. drink some green tea my sista, it will be alright. main event time. i was so disheartened to see john lose 😞 i really wanted him to win but it is what it is. star of the match, spot of the night. the match was very entertaining to watch really good. they both did great, and the chemistry was unmatched. every move felt personal, and u could tell how much it meant to both of them. parca's gear was so beautiful gjgj i love me a second string loser !! being champ is suuuper overrated anyway !!!!!! and please let’s stop making fun of the way people , especially women, talk 😘 xx

sooo many thoughts to share ♡ 🫧♡ 💌💋♡ don't get ur panties in a twist if u don't agree. all about having fun n sharing our vibe x 🍵🐸 deborah and emp. totally OBSESSED with these girls seriously, just been SO intense. these two women have been killin it for the longest. their attitudes are insane, and their outfits are 2 DIE 4. debbie hitting jay…. i mean, who does that? major power move but i guess it shows how serious she is about this whole thing. can’t wait to see how emp is gonna get her lick back. 🤭 i just wish they could find a way to keep the intensity without all the blood. probs the match i’m most looking forward to. perfect ending for deborah. poor valkyrie she's got some dirty sneaker out of the wood brittleboned running around town messing with her mental. can’t stand perl. like the wicked witch of the web is suuuuch a cool concept (within the geekism of it all) but i simply just do not connect. i guess some things are not for everyone. not saying she's not great. clearly what she does has necessity as it resonates with the people it's meant for. and honestly......the biggest part is her unseemliness. the language of her face isn't very honest. she has a very hateful, ugly, misanthropic facial language that just reminds me of racist public school teachers. i liked the idea of her before i saw what she looked like. she kinda looks like the count from sesame street in a terrible fashion. she needs an IV and a tan asap. totallyyy liked her way more how she first looked like in ‘23. i had such high hopes for valkyrie’s comeback. was awaiting this tiny, all-mighty force of nature that i last saw in 2019. unfortunately, it hasn't been quite what i expected, from that dns beta beatdown at the start from making herself look too damn weak, like….girl…..no need to over force the helpless babyface angle, you don’t really need to beg for sympathy, everyone is cheering u on regardless. probs it's just me being dramatic and still having her old self in my mind. i'm still getting used to her new vibe but it's like i'm watching a different person. anyway, i'm rooting for her too!! and i hope i can eventually vibe with her groove again. but for now, i hatehatehate her diner waitress look. ponytail included. marisa……ugh girl PLEASE stop doing these trashy degrading misogynistic uplifting male saviorist ass storylines. there's no way a woman can be so protective of good for nothing men. desperation n defeat are not a good look on you sis and it's sad. please realize that the game being played against you is bigger than whatever tired bs story you keep repeating over and over and over again. please stop trying to get entangled in men's business 24/7. ur anger and insistence of chasing men only leaves you being negative and unsatisfied. it’s like some 80's late welfare wife stereotype shit. maybe u can easily ''pop'' underdeveloped men foaming at the mouth in the front row because they just have enough brain cells to get through the day, but some of us are a little more delicate and need something more nuanced. so stop being a fucking hoe, abstain from sex & find out who u are first. and then, the universe will do it for you. and get back to fighting these girls or start chasing a title. it's getting stale and the division desperately needs some feminine substance n personality. even u can aim higher. lol whatever girlie best of luck. i think clickbae should get over their obsession with broke loose puccy and become a power couple. it would be way more monumental to see these two become an item. plot twist! it gets very tiring n boring to have these main events end like that but whatever, none of my business. making the title match a 3way more interesting good call tu amor? pero qué dice este chico 😭😭😂 not gonna freakin lie john's gear might be one the best men gear i’ve seen lately was really givinggggg. some of those who wear the same tired ass gear for 4 months shud take notes. tho i still can’t figure out how sheldon’s face is formed. there's something not quite right about that man. i wouldn't give the credit of calling him a mutant. his humanoid group emerged/crawled out of the caucasus cave system 15,000 years after the first caucasian homo-sapiens did. he's really a caveman. WOMEN DO NOT WANT YOU YOU VAGABOND not even the ran through no talented ones thats all xoxoxoxox 🩵

omggggg this is SHOO CUTE😢💞💞 thank u!! was just grateful to even be back in the same ring with you after all these years 🫶🏼, such a blessed position to be in. your words mean the world, wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you xoxoxooxoxo

i think it's very funny how one can consistently deliver, match after match, victory after victory, yet remain perpetually being held down. three wins in a row since returning, a spotless record, and still the expectation lingers of proving myself again. i've grown accustomed to be told that the next performance will be ''the one to solidify my place in the division''. just one win away! it's as if the bar is continually raised, not based on merit or achievement, but simply bcs i haven't yet reached some arbitrary, undefined pinnacle. i've always respected the rules and given it my everything...perhaps it's time to question if these ''standards'' are truly equitable or if there's an unspoken criteria that remains elusive. maybe it's all long process or maybe i'm not meant to be appreciated in my own time. idk it's cool. the show must go on xx.

Dusting off my pom-poms... B,XOXO.

very interesting 🤔

multiple minions ganging up. let's hold the applause for the playground bullies. we don't all enjoy kicking people while they're down, you know. besides, there's a difference between a good tussle and a straight-up pile-on. and the fact u are SO pressed about something that's not even ur business, kind of says something like maybe u need to get a hobby or two or maybe u just need to learn it's unnecessary to say something like this when u have no idea what the reality is. some of y'all have no life outside of this and it shows. get well soon.

ooh honey, spill the tea! wow miss copy & paste, i've been letting u slide but u really pushed my buttons here. for a five foot five man with child bearing hips u sure have A LOT of audacity to call out people. should we collectively start calling u out for creating characters whose only personality trait is "bends over backwards for the male gaze"? didn't know sore losers came with a built-in hypocrisy filter. is someone still a bit salty they couldn't snatch a spot in the finals despite their multiple thirst trap attempts? maybe u should spend less time critiquing and attacking someone who's already down & more time practicing how not to be a thirsty mess in ur own matches. maybe then they'll be watchable without needing eye bleach, just sayin.

i’m sure this felt great but …… u missed the WHOLE point 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 u are so lost. one day u will realize how unfulfilling u are & how purposeless what u're doing is and hopefully shift ur focus elsewhere. that's gonna be a beautiful ass day for u! can't wait for u to feel lit inside.

okay, dolls, buckle up for some show review from yours truly ✭🦋˚･ﾟ✧🎙️*･ﾟ SUPER S CUP FINALS - ASHLEY MOORE vs. EMP mess with the best... 💋🤭x GRUDGE MATCH - JynX vs. Scotty X. their outfits were on FLEEK now, these two might not have mastered fpr yet, but their enthusiasm was FIRE. it wasn't exactly a technical masterpiece, there were a few stumbles, sure, but who needs perfect form when u've got this much heart? ❤️‍🔥 2.5 out of 5. TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS TLC - MASS EFFECT vs. GRIT & GLORY vs. FUTURE IDIOTS OMG, this match was like pure adrenaline. like, they were climbing that ladder like it was a jungle gym. splashes off the top turnbuckle, dives from who-knows-where, and near climbs that had my heart doing tap dancing. i do not care, this was MOTN, it was a super fun match, i laughed out loud a lot with ry’s whatever was going on 😂 slay boys. wanted the idiots to retain -_- sad but whatever, after that long match and performance whoever won would've been deserving. john at the end giving patrick bateman omgz 🫣 4 out of 5. GRUDGE MATCH - C-NOTE vs. MARK REESE thank u mark reese for representing my country 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 12 points from spain. INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP - OWEN vs. SHELDON TREMBLAY i enjoyed the match. we all like sheldon but, his title defenses are about as stable as my eyeliner after a tearful k-drama marathon. sheldon starting to look like a one-hit wonder. can't a guy just hold onto a title for more than five minutes? maybe it's time for a new training montage? or perhaps he’s just destined to be a never-retaining-champ with a killer shoe collection? sheldon, honey, we need u back on top – and looking fabulous while u're at it! third time’s the charm ☘️ the # on screen was a niiiice touch. 3 out of 5. SINGAPORE KANE MATCH - BLACKSMITH vs. RYU MATSUMOTO expected. is it a bad case of ring rust? tho it brings me joy seeing people with resiliency lose their matches. 🤷🏻‍♀️ - 2 out of 5. ALL STAR TAG #2 - KASSCUM vs. PERFECT STORM i like kass, the ending was cute, me likey. - 3 out of 5. CCW CHAMPIONSHIP - B17 vs. AISU wrong winner. WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP - JOANNA SILVER vs. SHIANNE LOVELAVE vs. DEBORAH first of all, can we talk about the looks? ✨ deborah’s entrance served and ate 100% that it ended world hunger. joanna’s gown was pwetty, it was basically a glam rock star meets a gladiator arena, but didn't really suit her. she's too bulky to be wearing skirts; they overwhelm your figure, and make u appear shorter and wider. vertical stripes are your allies! aaaand shianne who was also there came out on the losing end – both in terms of the pinfall and her ocular situation. girl, the whole eyepatch pirate look? giving more blackbeard than badass. seriously, was that thing glued on? because u spent more time fumbling with it than u did landing a pinfall. it’s fine let’s all blame the eyepatch for ur loss. but seriously, even with one eye closed, she was throwing punches like they owed her money. next time put ur good eye on the prize, and focus on those knockout punches! we all know u got it in you! now the match was literally so one sided, they stood no chance. deborah & joanna teaming up at first was cute but alliances shatter faster than a cheap acrylic nail. debs playing the heel soo damn good, she snatched that win like it owed her rent! buuuut flojo coming out had me totally gagged!!! i was shooketh! really liked that it was so unexpected. was really rooting for flo but deborah soo annoying winning everything, okey girlboss. flo use this as motivation. u can string together victories against other contenders, remind everyone who u are!! 💞 a new title has bloomed after all 🙈 4 out of 5. OCW CHAMPIONSHIP - EL PARCA vs. MAXX EDWARDS talk about a jaw-dropper! everyone thought it was in the bag for parca, prediction wise but he basically got dog-walked at the start. the match let's just say it wasn't exactly a ballet. more like a wild rodeo with two very determined cows. but here's the thing: max strutted out of that ring looking like he'd just won the lottery. like, honey, a win's a win, but getting that lucky against a much more stablished opponent isn't exactly championship material. don't get me wrong, i love the underdog narrative, but that win felt a little fluky. we all had bad days after all. waiting to be proved wrong. so, max, if u're reading, here's some advice: celebrate for sure, but get back to the gym, because next time, u better come out there looking like u mean business, not like u're on your way to a disco. here's the real closing question: was this a fluke win for max, or is parca finally showing some cracks in his armor? i guess no dos straps for you. x 3 out of 5.

The scene opens in Ashley Moore’s NYC apartment. Belle and Ashley, are sitting on Ashley's bed, they're both wearing pajamas, and their hair is pulled back in messy buns, surrounded by piles of magazines. Ashley and Belle: (laughing) Belle: Okay, okay, okay, okay, so listen, listen so then he goes, ''No matter what I do for you it never seems to be enough.'' Belle: ... ew! I can't believe he said that! You don't think I'm like that do you? Ashley: Well, you are... Belle: What?! Don't tell me you agree with him?! Oh my God, oh my God! Ashley: Well, I mean, one minute everything's fine and the next minute you're freaking out, it's like you're never satisfied. Belle: I know I'm a little picky... but, hey, I just know what I want… Belle: (Opening a bag of chips and taking a bite) Moving on, are you excited for Friday? Ashley: Of course! I can't wait to see everyone and dress up in our costumes. Belle: Me too! I've been thinking about my costume ALL month and I'm still not sure what to go as yet. Belle: Well, what do you like? Ashley: (Humming in thought) I like all sorts of things. I think I want to cosplay an amazing character. Belle: I get it. You want to find an aspiring character everyone loves. Ashley: Exactly. So, any ideas? Belle: (Frowning) Not really. I've been looking through all these magazines, but I can’t find anything that I really like. Belle: Maybe we should just go to the costume store and see what we can find. Ashley: Yeah, that's probably the best idea. Belle: (Finishing her bag of chips) Okay, let's go girl! They both get up and get dressed. Belle puts on a pair of sweats, uggs and a crop top, while Ashley puts on a skirt, a t-shirt and heels. They both do their makeup, and then they head out the door. Belle and Ashley enter a crowded costume store downtown. They are both eager to find the best Halloween costumes for OCW Turmoil Halloween Hemorrhage special. They browse through the aisles, looking at all the different costumes. There are everything from superheroes and villains to princesses and pirates. Ashley: Alright, we need to find the best Halloween costumes for this Friday. Ashley and Belle keep browsing the aisles of costumes, looking for the perfect outfits. Belle: Check out this Princess Aurora costume! Ashley: Oh no, I don't want to be a princess. I am already a queen. Belle: True! How about this black catsuit, feeling catty? Ashley: That's too … too much. I would prefer something else. Belle: Alright, well, let's keep looking. The girls continue to browse through the costumes, but they can't seem to find anything they like. Belle: I'm starting to think we're not going to find you the perfect costume. Ashley: Don't give up yet. We have plenty of time. Suddenly, Belle's eyes light up. She sees a costume in the back of the store that she knows is the one. Belle: Ash, look! Ashley turns and sees the costume that Belle is talking about. Ashley: Ha-ha-ha. That will be perfect. Belle rushes over to the costume and grabs it, gives it to Ashley who tries it on and it fits perfectly. When she comes out, they are both laughing hysterically. Belle: This is the one! Ashley: Everyone will love it! Ashley: Now it’s your turn. They walk over to another rack and start browsing again now for Belle’s costume. Ashley: (Holding up a Wonder Woman costume) What do you think of this? Belle: It’s cute but I don't think I could handle walking around in that all night. I need something more… spunky. They walk around the back section for a while longer, until they come to a display of classic costumes. Ashley: Check this one out! It’s so you! Belle smiles and puts on the costume. She looks in the mirror and twirls around. Belle: I love it! Ashley: I knew you would. Belle: Some ribbons here… gold sleeves there… and it will be fabulous. I see the vision! Belle and Ashley walk to the checkout counter, pay for the costumes and leave the store. They are so thrilled and Friday can’t come soon enough. They start walking down the street with bags in their hands. Ashley: We’re going to look so good! Belle: Real talk! Everyone is going to be so jealous of our costumes. The Rumble Bellas continue to walk down the street, laughing and having fun enjoying a girls’ day out.

Good show babys ♡

The scene opens in the OCW Performance Center. Valkyrie is waiting for the newest Turmoil Rookie, Belle. Valkyrie: Where is she… Belle: Hi! Nice to meet you! Valkyrie: Nice to meet you too. The two shake hands Belle: My name is Belle and I cannot wait to prove myself here! Valkyrie tries her best to be welcoming and polite Valkyrie: I can't wait to see you in action. Here, come with me. I'll show you around the place Belle and Valkyrie make their way through the Performance Center where most of the Rookies and the Wrestlers are training. As they pass by, most of the wrestlers are distracted by the two and look at Belle with curiosity Valkyrie: This is the Performance Center. It's where you'll be spending most of your time when not on tour or competing somewhere. Valkyrie: OCW can be quite intimidating and confusing at first, but don't be scared. Some say it's a zoo without keepers, but all you need is a good friend to make it here and you'll be set Belle: I’ll try to give everything that I’ve got to this company and prove I’m not just a pretty face... Belle: and I’m willing to make a name for myself! As the two are chatting, Stacy Clark approaches them with a cameraman. Stacy: Belle! Do you have a few words for the fans? They are excited to meet you Belle: Wow this is so crazy! When I was a kid I always dreamt of being a wrestler and now being here it’s just amazing. Belle: It feels like a fairy tale and I’m so thrilled to finally be here! You guys are not going to be disappointed with me I promise you that! The two smile for the photographers and the the scene fades to black