Useless Dane Xavier

What?

Where's my post match RP?

Interesting... I for one am looking forward to seeing what this is about.

Le'Toosee's Poosees! LOL!

Agreed.

Your boy said "If I lose next week I quit" but he didn't specify who he'd lose TO. And I know a certain recently returned Rockstar that wouldn't mind facin ya.

PMs are useful. PMS isn't.

I mark the fuck out for Morrison's RP. Your RP style is golden and I hope to someday be that clever and creative with my words. I'm working on it and I've improved over the years, but I'm nowhere near the level MiMo is. D-Ev: You guys really need to get creative. Any time I try to invision your RPs I see a black background with the two of you sitting around talking. Tell us where you are, explain your surroundings, and don't be afraid to go off topic with your RPs. I like how you explained how you were taping your wrists and whatnot, but we need more. Details are key to good RP that keeps the audiences attention. D-Jack's RP was wonderful, it set up very nicely for the match. D-Jack vs. KD went on too long, mostly because whenever one guy had a sig, the other would be afraid to lose so they'd do a running move. Kinda cheesy, I should have told you guys to redo since I was the recorder, but meh. Hatachi is back... and so is Justin Rox! Two returns, one EX Division hype RP, one great match. I thought Rox had it when he hit the SCM but then he ROLLED HATACHI UP off the SCM, which i marked for, but Hatachi was in the ropes! Seemed like Rox couldn't come back after that and Hatachi pulled it out. I enjoyed watching this match! Another D-Ev RP. Remember my advice. I like that KD is making things interesting by putting his job on the line for a rematch. Cool. Smythe giving me something else to look forward to at Summercide. Can't wait to see what it is. Should be good knowing how Smythe is. Jookie vs. Hostile was a great match, but I'm wondering why the number one contention wasn't for the EX title... is the EX title still around? Hmm... I can't wait for SummerCide, my match with Baxter should be fun. So Hostile turns on his friend Trance before they face off for the title at Summercide. This put Hostile over well and played off the number one contention win very well. Good work gents. Main Event was good as far as tag matches go. I liked how it ended and I LOL'd at Guy thinking about doing something to Mayhem but then running away instead. The backstage fight was great too and made for a nice ending to Riot as well as more hype to their Summercide title match. Overall, I'll give the show 8/10, only because I thought there was actually going to be a page 5. But oh well, Summercide is fast approaching and it seems like everyone's ready for it.

Three "returns" in one show. That's got to be some sort of record.

Oooh! I want to see Morrison break this one down! His witty humor would be an enjoyable read, especially when he'll be marking out for me!

Looks like my big spending has helped the economic growth of OCW! How unfortunate for those individuals.

Look guys, I didn't mean to start a shit storm. I mean really, you could have picked anything in my first post to talk about and this just happened to be it. All I'm saying is that I want people to have a mind for ethics. The other day I went ahead and did my Summercide match and I feel like it's going to be a classic. It was a 20 minute match but it was the perfect length for the type of match it was. I won't give too much away because that's something you guys are going to have to wait for. I agree with a lot of things that have been posted here and seeing people being turned off by the discussion here is part of the problem, but if it becomes a problem because of something on the show then that's an even bigger problem. I'm not trying to be Nick Kage or Nate Ortiz or anyone like that, but I look back at the archives and I see the awesome matches they had and I want to emulate that. When I compare that to what I see on Riot, it gives me an uneasy feeling about where this place is going. Part of the reason this place is in the shape that it's in is because people have lost touch of what it's all about, and others just don't want to deal with that. Trance, you had an awesome match at WrestLution. Although it was highly edited, you did a hell of a job putting Aries over. That's what it's about to me, working together to put out your best effort to continue the vision that Jaysin Sensation and the guys who made this place take off had. Call this a pep talk, say I'm preaching, say whatever you will. This is of course my opinion and you have every right to agree or disagree with it. Given my history with this place I know there are people that have changed their settings so that they don't see my posts and that's your loss and you're a part of the problem. I want to be part of the solution, and I believe my work speaks for itself. If you read this, thank you. If not, oh well. Now, can we get back to show discussion?

Yo Park, I'll pay ya to come back!

I know, that was just an ego post.

If you're confused Aries, I'm the guy on the show named Dane Xavier.

Which even more emphasizes the continued pattern of you standing up for your good buddy. Way to go!

At the end of the day, the only thing that is important to me and makes me happy is that my match looks good and there were no FPR or ethics issues. If I win then that's just the icing on the cake. Trance, I'd rather watch 2 hours of Kurt Angle and TNA than watch your 25 minute cheese out of desperation attempts. I don't like matches that disrupt the flow of my Riot watching. As for facing you for the belt, I'd love to since you're making the challenge in your own weird way.

I just think it gets a bit ridiculous seeing people kicking out of finisher after finisher. A finisher is called a finisher because it is just that, a finisher. Sure, I want to win too, but if I'm beat I'm not going to make the match look stupid by kicking out like I'm Super Cena or something. It goes against all that is ethical. I remember when the word "skill" meant being able to reverse. I guess it's gone down to who can kick out the most.

Few thoughts. Trance broke the 4 move rule at the end and kicked out of way too many finishers. I say the title not be given to him. Where's the RPs and the other match? I'm just gonna say it. Valmont is boring and puts subliminal messages in his RPs. I rule. LOL @ Mayhem's rage spear on the ref. That is all.

I was going to comment on this this past Riot but time got away from me. I haven't really seen anyone discussing this, probably because they are clueless to what it's all about. I'm excited about this, sounds awesome.

You'll be quite pleased next week good sir. In case you missed it, here's what happened after Riot: http://www.ocwfed.net/forum/showthread.php?t=9455

*contacts accountant*

The following took place during the final segment on OCW's Riot. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The scene opens backstage in gorilla position where D-Evolution, K.Dangelo & Jookie Marley stand chatting with each other. Dane Xavier comes through the curtain and greets the two men with a handshake. In his other hand he holds a briefcase, which he hands to K.Dangelo. Dane Xavier: I hope your pain was worth this... and believe me, it's all there. KD and Jookie look at the briefcase with smiles on their faces. K.Dangelo: Oh it's worth it, it's worth every bit of a million each! Dane Xavier: Use it wisely, I'll be talking with the two of you again soon. Dane walks away from the two men who are obviously a million of something richer. The cameras follow and Jim Black comes into the scene with a microphone in hand. Jim Black: Dane, I'd like to get a quick word with you. Dane Xavier: No comment. Dane continues walking right by Jim Black who begins to follow behind him. Jim Black: Dane, why did you do that to the Black Dragon out there? The two of you seemed to be such good friends, and you said yourself that you make a great team. Dane stops and turns to get right in Jim's face. Dane Xavier: Didn't I say to you once already that OCW's interviewers do very piss poor at their job? I refuse to answer any questions that you or anyone else wastes my time with. But next week, if you want answers I'll give you answers... on my own terms. Next week on my talk show, Real Talk with Dane Xavier, I'll answer the questions that now rest on everyone's mind. And I will be having a very special guest on my talk show as well. Jim Black: Wh-who will your guest be? Dane Xavier: No more questions! Dane power walks off the scene as Jim Black stands clueless. The scene fades.

Seeing as how there was a match missing from the show, I'm really glad I opened up the vault. It added more action to the show and made for something different and innovative.

that's how he's always looked.