Useless Dane Xavier

*sees the end of Riot* ... My first post in this thread still stands.

I was thinking that after watching the show and seeing that my segment was last on the show. I knew it would be watered down by not having a returning HOF'er, but shit happens. Try to appreciate it for what it's worth.

TNA would be proud. :(

It's all good, I know most people understand it but I just thought I'd add some explanation for some of the newer people around here.

So Baxter is the Dragon in an RP, the Pirate in his match, then a second later he's the Dragon in the following video. Sounds like someone's having an identity crisis. What happened to the HOF'er that was supposed to be returning? I felt like I was watching TNA, we're told we'll get a surprise only to be set up for disappointment.

Don't worry, the former Xcalibur understood it.

Boost the ratings? Dane Xavier IS ratings! In all seriousness, this is great news. I have an idea as to who it may be but I'm not going to drop any names. Either way another name on the roster, especially a HOF'er, is awesome. Can't wait for Riot.

Yeah I don't think Guybrush bats on that side of the plate there Baxter.

Like I said, it's no big deal. I've made the proper adjustments and things will work out fine.

On your "other" account.

Hmm... I think Bloom forgot about my PM... and last weeks shenanigans make no sense now... oh well, I'll make the best of it. FINALLY DANE IS IN THE MAIN EVENT!

I like that KD and Jookie were all over this show, and them using their suspension to push their "bein held back by da man" gimmick is great. Can't wait to face you guys next week. The only qualm I have with you is your team name... D-Evolution... not to sound racist or anything but if one were to de-evolve then that would turn them back into... you know what, never mind, I like it! I mark for turtles swimming upside down in a bowl. Mayhem, you were bound and determined to hit the hell hammah on a chair, when you couldn't throw Trips in the corner that one time i was like WTF?? And you just kinda stood there like *sigh.* Seemed like you kept getting screwed out of doing it, but the main event was great nonetheless. That's all that really stands out in my mind about the show, the first match was slow and boring, but this entire show was solid. Keep it up fellas.

There's something relevant about me facing Trance, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Oh that's right, he's Bloodline's leader. I told ya we'd get to them eventually Bax.

The administrators fired the announcers, which is the biggest firing they've made to date.

The ME was... decisive. And LOL at Mayhem falling when trying to chase Guy.

Yeah, he was pretty excited about that, dude was acting like a fan in the ring. Hilarious!

I smell two burning things, ganj and fireworks.

Hey look, Riot is up.

What about it?

I thought I was going to pull a Bryan Danielson.

Really?

Kanye, I want you to chill when we get to the VMA's, iight?.

I recorded for them, and I tend to fit the music in like that. Sort of a pet peeve of mine not to cut off songs at the end of a match.

First time the name Dane Xavier's been on a card since... ooooh, nevermind...

DANE'S WORD OF THE DAY: Shape-shifting All the feuds are shape-shifting up nicely. I like what the Administrators are doing with Carlos Cruz, very creative. And Gaines' beef with Trance and Trance's urgency to get the EX belt back from Aries makes for a great combination. KD/Jook, I like the chemistry you have together, but your work is all over the place, get on track and get something going. All the RPs with with Smythe/Fausto/Mayhem gave me a Main Event to look forward to. The main event was great too, I liked the commentary that was thrown in during the entrances, made them worth watching. EDIT: I liked how the Main Event ended too, short but sweet and to the point. Probably the biggest shape-shifting event of the evening.