Useless Dane Xavier

not that it matters but... Monday Raw (Classic) Tuesday NXT (i know, i know) WEDNESDAY RIOT Thursday TNA (ok...) Friday SmackDown! (Meh) I mean we ARE just going with the flow, right?

It had to be the Hawaiian shirt. I went with the old Dane attire that I used back in 07, kinda took away from the humor I suppose.

Trance I only kid you. I like what you're doing storyline wise. Keep it up.

Now that's Real Talk! /self promotion

I don't remember that being the case last year. At least when The Steve did it, it was ironic because he was a druggie doing a straight edge guy's gimmick.

How's stealing a WWE gimmick because you can't come up with your own?

Thank you!

At least Hogan didn't rely on him by putting the tag belts on him... wait, who were we talking about?

How about dem foams yo?

you're less funny than me.

What? We can't go head to head with a TNA PPV, we'll kill their ratings!

Jook, just stop now while you're ahead.

LOL, this thread is fucking epic.

http://www.floridakeysnews.info/photos/small/Florida_Keys_Canal_Property.jpg The scene opens at a nice sized house in Key West, just south of the location of this Sunday's Damnation in Miami, Florida. The camera goes in the door to find Dane Xavier sitting in a chair, watering and trimming the dead leaves off of his Cyprus tree. Xavier looks up and sees the camera. Xavier: Oh, hello there OCW, and welcome to my humble abode! You like it? I find it quite cozy and refreshing. I decided since I was in Florida this week that I'd use some of my hefty contract to pay for a nice little place here in the Keys. Xavier: I also wanted to use my time to try and decide what I wanted to do this Sunday at the Damnation Pay-Per-View, and I'm having a hard time deciding. I was thinking maybe I'll jump in the ring and do some karaoke... Nah, that's too cheesy... perhaps I'll fight some local Miami jobber... Nah, it's a Pay-Per-View, there can't be too many jobbers stinking up the place... What if I play spin the bottle with Casey Payne and Gary A. Young... No, I don't think anyone wants to see that. Dane places his watering pale and trimmers on the floor next to his Cyprus tree. Xavier: Man, I just can't decide what I should do at Damnation! I'm not in action, but I have to make an impact in some capacity. Dane taps his chin for a brief moment, then looks as if a light bulb has gone off in his head. Xavier: I've got it! I'll host a talk show and call it... uh... what's something that I've said recently that would make for a clever talk show name... Ah-ha! Real Talk with Dane Xavier! That's simply brilliant! I mean I love to talk and annoy the living piss out of people, so that's the perfect idea! *sigh* I love me! As Dane goes back to trimming and watering his Cyprus tree, the camera backs out of his house and the scene fades as the door shuts.

Sounds like something you need to take up with them Roo, and a case of lack of communication between both parties.

It's pretty gosh darn simple there kangaroo, you missed your cue and a big ol' tattooed sum'bitch took your place. Sorry Charlie!

Why is it that there's 2-3 attacks on each page? I understand Trevor's attacks but it seems like every storyline is based around attacks without any actual reason. Did someone shit in another guy's gym bag? Did someone get into a fender bender with the other guy? Did someone call the other guy's mother a whore? What's going on? Perhaps if there were more RPs to explain things then it would make more sense, but so far all I see is a bunch of big men running around jumping each other, black on black crime, and one awesome RP from Gaines. All in all, this show was mediocre, I hope the pay-per-view explains things a bit more.

I'm sure if you think about it, you'll realize the irony in it all.

Richard Cheese bother! And KD wouldn't tell me what his music was for some reason, he had other conversation on his mind.

My shit's submitted. /spam

http://28.media.tumblr.com/AszZx7AwRq40jujeKl3JdR2Lo1_500.jpg CM Punk facepalms at people trying to be him.

They're obviously going to do something creative and different with this handicap match, and hell let's face it, it breaks the monotony. Plus, I don't think anyone's going to change Leon's mind.

No, I mean anyone can win at any given time, which isn't a bad thing, but it can even happen in a handicap match.

Alright, so I haven't gotten nearly enough material to push this storyline, so this is just a reminder to you in case you wanted to do something with this.

The way this game plays, Trance's chances of winning are better than KD's chances of beating Smythe.