Useless Dane Xavier

you're less funny than me.

What? We can't go head to head with a TNA PPV, we'll kill their ratings!

Jook, just stop now while you're ahead.

LOL, this thread is fucking epic.

http://www.floridakeysnews.info/photos/small/Florida_Keys_Canal_Property.jpg The scene opens at a nice sized house in Key West, just south of the location of this Sunday's Damnation in Miami, Florida. The camera goes in the door to find Dane Xavier sitting in a chair, watering and trimming the dead leaves off of his Cyprus tree. Xavier looks up and sees the camera. Xavier: Oh, hello there OCW, and welcome to my humble abode! You like it? I find it quite cozy and refreshing. I decided since I was in Florida this week that I'd use some of my hefty contract to pay for a nice little place here in the Keys. Xavier: I also wanted to use my time to try and decide what I wanted to do this Sunday at the Damnation Pay-Per-View, and I'm having a hard time deciding. I was thinking maybe I'll jump in the ring and do some karaoke... Nah, that's too cheesy... perhaps I'll fight some local Miami jobber... Nah, it's a Pay-Per-View, there can't be too many jobbers stinking up the place... What if I play spin the bottle with Casey Payne and Gary A. Young... No, I don't think anyone wants to see that. Dane places his watering pale and trimmers on the floor next to his Cyprus tree. Xavier: Man, I just can't decide what I should do at Damnation! I'm not in action, but I have to make an impact in some capacity. Dane taps his chin for a brief moment, then looks as if a light bulb has gone off in his head. Xavier: I've got it! I'll host a talk show and call it... uh... what's something that I've said recently that would make for a clever talk show name... Ah-ha! Real Talk with Dane Xavier! That's simply brilliant! I mean I love to talk and annoy the living piss out of people, so that's the perfect idea! *sigh* I love me! As Dane goes back to trimming and watering his Cyprus tree, the camera backs out of his house and the scene fades as the door shuts.

Sounds like something you need to take up with them Roo, and a case of lack of communication between both parties.

It's pretty gosh darn simple there kangaroo, you missed your cue and a big ol' tattooed sum'bitch took your place. Sorry Charlie!

Why is it that there's 2-3 attacks on each page? I understand Trevor's attacks but it seems like every storyline is based around attacks without any actual reason. Did someone shit in another guy's gym bag? Did someone get into a fender bender with the other guy? Did someone call the other guy's mother a whore? What's going on? Perhaps if there were more RPs to explain things then it would make more sense, but so far all I see is a bunch of big men running around jumping each other, black on black crime, and one awesome RP from Gaines. All in all, this show was mediocre, I hope the pay-per-view explains things a bit more.

I'm sure if you think about it, you'll realize the irony in it all.

Richard Cheese bother! And KD wouldn't tell me what his music was for some reason, he had other conversation on his mind.

My shit's submitted. /spam

http://28.media.tumblr.com/AszZx7AwRq40jujeKl3JdR2Lo1_500.jpg CM Punk facepalms at people trying to be him.

They're obviously going to do something creative and different with this handicap match, and hell let's face it, it breaks the monotony. Plus, I don't think anyone's going to change Leon's mind.

No, I mean anyone can win at any given time, which isn't a bad thing, but it can even happen in a handicap match.

Alright, so I haven't gotten nearly enough material to push this storyline, so this is just a reminder to you in case you wanted to do something with this.

The way this game plays, Trance's chances of winning are better than KD's chances of beating Smythe.

Corn Rows or Twists? And I apologized to Leon, but I think people are reading into my post wrong. I really need to work on being careful with what I say, doesn't always come off the intended way through text.

bump for people that haven't seen this.

I'm not trying to start anything, I'm just predicting hatred toward me.

Leon you get my PM or do you just not care?

Dear (insert name here), Next week, Live on Riot, my lawsuit will take place. But unfortunately for me, Jaysin Sensation has given everyone that has ever been part of OCW an opportunity to voice their opinion before a decision is made. That's right, from the stagehands and janitors to the Hall of Famers and Champions, you are welcome to come into the court which won't be very far away from the locker room. All you have to do is state whether or not you think I should be reinstated and give a reason for your opinion. You are free to come and go as you please as this is not mandatory. Mr. Sensation wants to make a mockery of me, but hell, I probably deserve it. Nonetheless, I am required to send you this letter. So feel free to show up and either piss on my legacy or support my cause. Sincerely Yours, Dane Xavier P.S.: $$$$ for those who support my cause! --------------------------------- As stated, this isn't mandatory, but if you want to be part of something different and entertaining next week on Riot, then PM me with your role play. This can be a shoot if you want. You can talk about something that happened backstage or some kind of personal interaction that happened between your character and the Dane Xavier/Xcalibur character. Just be creative with it. And before you reply to this, think about the fact that I'm just doing my part in making Riot entertaining.

Yo Hutch, when are you making your much anticipated return to OCW Radio? I'm awaiting 30-45 minutes of pure entertainment and comedy from the Zen master himself.

*listens to three seconds of YouTube video* UUUUGGGGHHH MY EARS!!1!11!11!

Never heard Jay with such high energy, the desks are getting more and more entertaining as they come. Good looking out by the way. Oh yeah, way to go thinking a dude with IBS was a threat, but no I see what you're saying. I was on the bus the other day and this fucking PSYCHO sat next to me because the bus was really crowded. He was just talking to himself and he just kept getting louder and louder and he turns to me and says something like "you think you're so smart i'll fucking stab you!" So at that point I was getting ready to defend myself but the dude randomly gets up and moves because by this point some people have gotten off the bus. Yeah some crazy people ride buses these days, suppose I'm one of them, but this isn't the first encounter I've had with a psycho on the bus. The site name: Those are always challenging to come up with, try to think of something that appeals to your personality or maybe something you say a lot like a catch phrase or something, something that will catch on and be easy to remember.

A lot of changes in OCW since I last watched, great show.