Smythe D. Wonder

Cross... that video was kickass.. 2 points for finding the spot in my match where i line up RD for the Stargazer and he takes my head off.. lol... you and Bold`s feud is entertaining... alot of work is going into it... Bold is one of my favourite CAWS in OCW...

something is wrong with Cruz... maybe he`ll hit that hop over DDT on me... oh noes... dude it`s just an opinion... it doesn`t really matter... here.... you can hate my finishers too... if it makes you happier

Please let it be Closure... please... so you can go onto bigger better things... LIKE THE FRIGGIN MAIN EVENT... i`d wish you luck in the RD match on Turmoil... but me and RD kinda share the same locker room now... he might not like it... but the biggest Mark of the show was Fausto turning face again... it makes for the ME guys to be pretty much even on both sides... SA REV INC RD Versus Majin Fausto Spoon Blade Kage Nate with Seth caught up in the story as well... it`s pretty much the top end of the company right now... and I`m not seeing enough Marking for Kage as Fake Nate... the last month I`ve been calling myself the Alpha-heel of OCW and everybody`s been saying I lick Kage`s boot heel... Kage makes a dramatic return and he gets nothing???? Kage announces he`s out to End Nate and nothing??? Kage brags about being wrestler of the year and nothing??? I think alot of people don`t watch the matches and don`t see alot of what`s happening... or are scared to step on the wrong toes... I don`t know... if you like it.... comment... if you don`t say what you feel... it`s pretty much set... having the titles mixed in the feud kinda sucks... but really who`s challenged for the title in the last year anyway...

that makes sense... I`m a retard.. and Cross... I was just saying they really are noobs.... Aries, Stax, O'Gea, Martin are rooks that have played in an SVR system before so they have a but of hindsight... those two don`t... they`re kinda like me when I started out... worse but kinda like me... Bold just kills them both... I`ll hold how I feel about it to spare your feelings I guess... and I wish the Cross examination is really how you feel about the show... not "everything`s great, you all did a good job" your doing like a recap as opposed to a review... I wanna know what you like and what you dislike...

I stand corrected... awesome job on that

WOW... this PPV was kick ass, completely... every storyline was represented well... I marked out at least once on every page... EVERY PAGE Bossman opens up giving us a rundown of the night... the way he wants to see it of course... bossman RP`s are kickass cause I can really believe everything that happens in them... and he adresses everything... awesome... Majin comes out after and announces who his oppoment will be.... and in the most twisted thing I`ve ever seen since I`ve been here Brad Bauer gets a chance to be first UNDISPUTED CHAMPION in fed history... all he has to do is beat RD Money and Majin with their champ stats in one night... good luck... Cooper/Malu wasn`t a bad match... their attires are borderline ridiculous bright blue and bright green for big fat badasses is a lil over the top... the match was as brutal as a SVR 08 match could get... but the damn thing dragged on forever... we all know that at DR a special will end a last man standing match... but this match was over 25 minutes long... I know it`s a PPV... but NOWONE is gonna watch a match that long... unless it`s a huge matchup or some hickory trickory is going on... not the case with this match... all the non active guys are in a VIP lounge together... meaning me and Leon are in the same room... he attacks me (that bitch)... D-Jack rapes the condiment counter... Majin has the flu (sounds like an excuse for jobbing to me)... and we learn tht Heaton is in the building Haunting TOP... I always marked for Random Heaton... one time he was in the vent while Gabe was worried that Heaton had won the beat the clock for the CCW title.. just classic... "you must give Heaton a CCW title shut now... NOWWWWWWWWW" Ryder/Reed is awesome ex action... very in your face and very to the point... I like ex cause it`s very intense... also Chino this is why you get no excuse for being a roll WHORE(fuck you AAA)... RYDER is a highflyer... watch how much he rolls int he ring... Reed is a secondary highflyer... anyway... alot of attempted pinfalls in this match... an obvious match spot... but the match is well played tho... until... gilry slapping Aries stops Reed from using the chair on Ryder... what`s up with that??? on top of that.. Aries makes a claim ont eh Ex division... but dude is almost as tall as I am??? what`s up with that??? Aries ans Ryder will be a decent team tho... back at the VIP party I kinda noticed... Trips asking Roman to go downstairs to see his locker??? Trips... I used to tell girls that when I brought them to my house... and my locker consisted of a nice queen sized bed and 4 condoms(magnums, you know)... it was wierd either way.... SICKO... the rooks are up next... and what a fine feud this is turning out to be... Vindicator and Poe are entertaining me... and they`re doing what I`d advise all rooks to do... feud with another rook... but wait ZOMG... Steve is back... he looks like he`s been to hell and back... but there he is in the flesh... and he`s supportting the rooks... WTF???? when I was a rook he sent me death threats and kicked me in the nuts... now he`s watching rooks fight... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STEVE I KNEW AND HATED DAMMIT!!! the rook match was awesome... it was fast... it was innocent... both guys wanting a win and playing towards it... Vindicator your finisher is the same as Cruz`s... and I hate it... looks halfway to decent on you tho.. but there`s no WOW factor in it... good win by the way... you CAW looks kickass now... I kinda like Poe`s old Caw better... this guys too plain... Bold makes his match with the noob a match with 2 noobs... makes me want to watch it more... I`ll tell you that... Majin is taking some drugs... a specail lil cocktail cooked up by chubby... Nyquill, THereaflu and something else... the cocktail mixes together to form... HGH... the hopefull saviour of the OCW title... Heaton in the blanket makes me Markout again.... Next Air and Cruz get their match on... in a feud that was all but Ruined by the noobidity of new GM robert owen... basicly... Air wants to make Cruz a movie star... and is a failure of a PR guy as he scores Cruz some same sex scenes to promote the film... Cruz finds a bottle of pills that make him hallucinate an imaginary friend in his head...(I`d take that pill, whoohoo) anyway the imaginar friend is evil(kinda)... and wants ti seperate Cruz from Air... the match was ok.. both guys playing timid... looked like an 07 match on 08 pretty much... I actually watched the whole thing... looking for a point where the will to win takes over... it doesn`t... Air beats win with his finisher (which is gold) after the match Air tries to squash the beef but Cruz`s friend doesn`t let that happen and a confused Cruz attacks Air and Cruz hits his finisher... (the step over DDT????) really Cruz... like seriously.... anyway interesting spot altogeter... Next Bold owns the noobs in what is a really sad "over" attempt... the noobs were just inexperienced as I watched them go for UC moves witout limb damage... constantly attempting grapples so Bold can reverse... and Bold just destroys them... I was hoping the match was a fixed play through... but nowone would opt to job that horridly in a 2 on 1... after the Match Cross comes to the ring and well we all thought his restraining order kept him from touching Bold... then he punches Bold in the face... Cross isn`t as big and dumb as we thought... but his faction mates aren`t the best of wrestlers... that`s for sure... the attack vid was very well edited... I assume it`s cross`s work... 2 points for that... I`ve been saying Deano was ghey forever and now Gaines thinks the same thing... mind you I`ve never seen Deano in the buff... but I hear he`s hung like a Horse... haha... not funny huh... "fukk you guys" tag match is up next... this must be the worst match opening ever... it`s like a stare down with no taunting at all... Gaines and Deano have a cute lil attire there... I was loving the quick tags looked like a real tag match... Strider is a roll whore(fuck you AA)... and Deano doesn`t know how to deal with it... it shouwed through out the match that Deano doesn`t like the little guys... and the champs retain... points of note: Strider hits his finisher while Deano is getting up... boo... and Gaines goes to the top rope and caosts his team the match instead of being a man, getting in the ring taking care of Reed and breaking up the pin... double boo Majin is still selling the Flu... and I feel a change in the wind at hand... AA makes his return... and he signs to OCW... and he takes a shot at me??? like that`ll help him get anywhere... SDW is a loss nowadays... don`t play games you mexican rape victim... keep talking and I`ll see you sooner than later... Trips Deano is next... and I skipped the match... the whole thing... actually I just skipped till the end to see Deano get pinned... Why is this match here again??? I mean I recorded an Trips Deano CCW title match once... and I think at the Clash it was Trips and Deano again... and well this time.... I didn`t care to see it... and I`m starting to not care too much for the TV title if this is what I have to look forward to for Lution... Blood announces a Ex title Gauntlet for Lution... but wait??? Blood is not he EX division champion... since when did he decide how the title is getting defended??? Fausto trades Casey for bossman to help him rid the company of Versus!!! (not the heterosexual thing to do but Meh)... the match is back and forth... till Guy brings the ownage and looks like he`s got this one finished...(which would also finish Versus) Guy calls bossman in to lay the final touch on Versus`s carrer and then guy.... HITS BOSSMAN WITH A CHAIR??? WTF... wow.... ZOMG... he just owned Sensation... then Fausto takes the fall for versus... I guess they really are friends... RD and Majin come to make the save TRES LATE... but GUY and Versus escapes through the crowd.. RD clowns on my Casey... a sad sad RP indeed... Vimes announces a new show for the lower card to get involved in... sweet... another show... that I can take over MMMUUUAAHAHAHAHAHA... RD and Bauer get it on in the CCW Main event... RD debuts a new theme... the match was interesting to watch... Bauer gets his first taste of the Main event... and he`s nervous... you can tell... more running and irish whips moves than usuall... and 0 taunts the whole match... you can see that RD has combinations and attacks he likes to group together... and that straight left just killed brad... the match was over at the 11 minute mark... but RD doesn`t go for the win... making the match look kinda squashish... but I watched and I was entertained... good ME... Leon challenges me at Lution... like I don`t have bettr things to do... (Future investment clause anyone??? I`ll give him and answer at riot... with my right hand... Casey just wants Seth just to admit they`ve been together... don`t worry girl I`ve lying about it to my homies for a long time now.. haha... anyway ZOMG kansascity shuffle... SPOON joins the bad guys.... spoon... the same guy I said was in Rev Inc 3 says ago... aren`t I the Jackass... NA title match up next... the fact that this match was posted after the CCW title match meant it was supposed to be good... and then the fact that it had to be over in less than 15 minutes made people want to watch... who cares if we`ve already seen it before... there`s a time limit now let`s do it again... Chino`s all American title is what... a Shoot on Stevens being Euro??? the attire was sick... I didn`t get it tho... there was more running attacks in this match then every other match combined... I marked for the macho man theme followed by the "Sucka" when he misses... Chino got Owned by the hardcore perk... and was in control of the match until then... but again the match was as close to playing randoms online as OCW gets so... it really doesn`t matter... well here`s a surprise... of everyone to get to tag with Nate... he picks Smythe DaWonder... why??? well... I`m cool... that`s why... anyway... I get tossed into Nate trying to find out who the fake Nate is... but hey I get a chance to whoop on RD Mutty... and a chance to beat Nate... while teaming with Nate... i`m in for sheer star power potential... point of note: I`m gonna sound like a fag but playing with the ME guys makes you realize what this game is all about... developing a character, then developing his moveset, and taking your wrestler into a match where sketchy FPR isn`t a problem or a factor... playing with guys who want to put on a show and play competitive... it`s awesome... poor Nate is forced to try to over come the odds and tag with the S-Jobber... he doesn`t trust I`m not sure why... so what if a few days ago I told Leon I got his back and hit him with a sledgehammer... that was then and this is now... this match is close... Nate and me work well as a team... Nate and RD are also a hell of a team... the ME`ers wrestle close to each other at all times... meaning everything that happens is either a reversal or an attack... there`s no grapple reach wars... or distance grapple miss into running attack... when I`m in the ring I keep my distance immediatly... and i move in when I know what I want to do... it`s the main difference between ME and the rest IMO... ME guys rely on attack and reversal primarily... the rest use distance in the equasion... anyway after a kick ass tag match... ZOMG Smythe turns on Nate and when fake Nate hits the "Nate Slam" (I have no Idea what Nate calls his angle slam finisher)... Smythe walks in the ring and looks nate in the eye and tells him he`s screwed... Fake Nate is none other than NICK KAGE in what was the second most ZOMG moment of the night and after a beatdown we find out that the Sensational Alliance has taken the loudmouth flash and flare Smythe Dawonder onto the ranks... making the Sensational alliance completely unstoppable... MMMUUUAAAHAHAHAHA Brad closes the show with his shot at the OCW title... that he shouldn`t be able to compete for... but hey... give the man his dues... Brad was not ready for Majin in the beginning as my mentor explodes on him with point blank run attacks and a barrage of strike combos... Majin played a lil antsy... running all over the place... and once again Majin could have won the match earlier... if I`m not mistaken Bauer is DR at about the 10 minute mark... in the video... Majin hits the finisher off a corner grapple... which I will be stealing... this match looked to be a welcoming party for Brad to the Main Event... and a proving point that Majin is no Joke the RP after looks like a Shoot... smells like a shoot... I won`t call it because could go either way... but Brad was doing the talk before about getting his chance.... so I don`t know... twas a great RP tho... and I know Bauer loves a good shoot promo... (see the Beve)... Majin/Fausto at Lution... BOOK IT this PPV builds towards Lution nicely... everyone put in maximum effort here... it was an awesome PPV... I loved watching it... this wonder report took about 2 hours to write... meaning I watched that much of the PPV I skim it the first time then I watch more in depth to write these... and today... I loved OCW... GREAT FUCKING JOB... 9.5 out of 10...

the Main Event is in it for Smythe... all I gotta do is turn on Nate and I`m the talk of OCW... now all I gotta do is bust Nate`s head open.... not to mention I have all the perks of being on the bosses good side... and Kage`s side... and Majin`s Side... and a chance at Casey... things are looking up for SDW...

This PPV is better than Summrcide... and is the best one I`ve ever seen... 9.5 out of 10... the wonder report will be later tonight... oh yeah... meaningless post #5

the Cross examination is like a person watching the show and patting everyone on the back for a job well done... go into the matches Cross... let`em know what sucked and what you marked for... look for playing styles and little match spots that make OCW tick... that`s what the wonder report is... everything isn`t good all the time... and some things are exceptional... the Wonder Report is the truth...

the new rash of rooks make the place interesting again... the flame wars are coming back baby... just need humblers to start making them job...

a good Riot... something is missing tho... oh that`s right... THE TOP STORYLINE IN THE COMPANY... WHERE`S SENSATION... where`s the alliance... Strider pulls a SDW and tries to take the night off in the absence of an oppoment... but stupid Vimes finds a match for Strider anyway... what a jerk what a match to open up with... Aries is no push over as he almost had the Ex champion beat... for a rookie Aries has excellent FPR and shows extremely well... but Strider is the companies only double champion for a reason... Smythe is running PR before his buddies get caught up in a hardcore expose... Fearo is an idiot... Pee Stee has his shoes stolen??? hmm I wonder who... Leon Rules... Me and Baxter had a Slobber knocker... it was hard hitting, a blast to play and extremely challenging... Baxter is a class act in the ring... after I bashed him the week before... LOTR will show that he really took it to me that match as I had to reverse more than ever before... awesome match to play in and a gem to watch... Anthony Martin wants Pee Stee... one shouldn`t be so eager to take a chair shot to the head... Smythe on the other side making sure thing s are under control.... but then when the match comes he starts all the Chaos by costing Leon the hardcore title... point of Note... This match is a play over and a horrid one at that... Pee Stee was not controlling Pee Stee in that match... I can tell immediatly cause Stevens is one of OCW`s most aggressive wrestlers and he looks like a jobbing mutt throughout this whole match... I also had my "handler" controlling me... shouldn`t I be walking around the ring doing something instead of sitting on the apron staring into the crowd... so many crappy spots in this match... I hate playovers for this reason... at least have the guy playing Pee Stee try to make the damn thing watchable.... and Pee Stee I owe you 10,000 OCW dollars... bastard... (paying it after I write this report) Fearo is still and idiot... Bold has a restraining order on Cross... isn`t that what girls do??? Fausto/Cross was a good match... as expected... and it ended as expected... Mayhem is pissed about last week loss... not sure why... it was a great showing for him... haha... please don`t kill me Mayhem!!! the Versus Tribute was great... until he had to show up and attack Guy with a chair... I mean he did a trubute video to you Versus... why so mad... jesus... BOLD/NATE was ZOMG.... match of the night no doubt.... Bold really wanted that match... as he uses about 10 running moves during the match... 3 kitchen sinks in the first 5 mintues... but the match was awesome... Nate playing from behind the entire match... I was upset that Bold didn`t get one chance to end it tho... he was pretty much dominated at closing time... I watched the entire match beginning to end tho... great stuff... Bold gets one of Cross`s ex-con good guy henchmen at R2G... should be a SQUASH... haha get`em Bold Main event was awesome... the mentor of my skip style shows me how it`s done... and I was envious... the Kang comeback was amazing... I thought the champ was going down... and I would`ve marked... but it wasn`t meant to be... RIOT ruled this week... the lack of Jay C... was evident tho... R2G is gonna be huge... too bad I have nowone to slap around tho... boo...

MUAHAHAHA.... I`ve finally broke you Shortman.... I`m in the big show finally... but the first half of Riot is my half.... it`s gonna be strange up here... also who in the hell told you to give me Nate at his spot on the card... you just wanna see me lose :(... maybe Leon can help me??? wait... that`s right... he`s problably mad at me now... dammit!!! Pee Stee we can take him 2 on 1... make sure you whoop that rooks ass... Nate, I won`t be a pushover this time... the STFNATE might not be able to save you... ask Mayhem about my ability to survive finishers... the first time I was just happy to be in the same ring... this time I`ll be looking for a WHAM, BLAM, BOOM... SDW for the win...

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Cruz is throwing a hissy fit... and Bold is mad cause I don`t want to direct connect to play him every day... understandable... but Cruz c'mon... your finisher really does suck.... and I really am OCW`s alpha-heel... haven`t you seen my latest Antics... and Bold... shaddup

that explains why he caould hit a finisher of that weak ass punch... I totally missed that Deano... FUCKING TYLER!!!!!

your right... but I don`t care... I`m biased... I have an electric guitar

Turmoil rocked this week. If only we can get these shows up on time dammit. Start us off with the rooks trying to steal the show why don`t cha, Sweet RP`s before and after the match but... wait... WHERE`S THE OTHER HALF OF THE MATCH... 12 minutes no winner... thanks rooks... I hate you guys... the after some strange old guy tells Poe not to be Poe, I disagree Poe Do you homie... do you... an AIr Cruz Rp finally made it to the show. and the mexican robs air, of course.. haha... I mark for Rotti`s entrance, but then the folk music to start the match was WHY??? WHY??? WHY??? it was funny, but WHY??? Rotti`s MMA style is kick ass. but there is a point of mention. when someone counters a grapple and ends up behind the other person... the person who was countered should under no circumstances tyler his way out of the back grapple attempt... that`s just bad ethics and FPR... but it`s especially bad cause your in an absolute defensive position... PLAY DEFENCE... Rotti doesn`t seem to know his CAW too well as he botched random strikes the entire match. and Cruz`s finisher sucks. but most of the match played well Rotti actually was whooping some ass towards the end there, just wasn`t meant to be. Pugh got the delusional thing going on. Nice rp between him and Brad, but why is the buff fellas... I now see why Air was crying about the game being about luck... he thought he should have squashed pugh... Pugh is a good clean OCW star... he gets alot of squash matches tho... I faced him at a PPV once... and I`ve had respect for him ever sense... he NEVER sketches FPR to save face... Air just couldn`t put him away... the vid after the match was awesome... I had to go into the RP forum and read the entire feud to get caught up to speed... WELL DONE... should have made the work match a no DQ tho... RD is ownage... I love when he RP`s his character is so defined... Poe and VIndi get their match at R2G (it was here that I notice that their earlier match had a time limit). Gotta find a way to work the stipulation into the match vid so dummies like me get it. the random ending was strange even a little word RP at the end of the vid would have made it clear. then we get Cooper and Malu... STUPID as this match will happen at R2G yet again... EXCEPT it`s a planned attack on stupid Coop... AWESOME... Versus doesn't make the save yet again... it's like Rev inc likes getting beat up... there a team but they don`t got each others backs at all... me Leon and Pee Stee would let this happen to one another... REV INC rp time... another show stealer, Mania has pretty much joined Rev Inc now. poor Nate still can`t get any help finding out who the imposter is... NATE VS and Blade are SUPERBAD... lol... great RP Brad is fighting the good fight??? what the hell??? Brad has NEVER fought the good fight... I don`t know if I can handle Brad fighting the good fight... ahh I get it he just wants a rematch with me for his indy-style loss... well it ain`t gonna happen so NYAH (fausto rip) Ryder Bauer was entertaining, well kinda I was just wondering why Bauer has Ryder finishable at the 11 minute mark but could hit a finisher till the 18 minute mark... also a punch into Finisher, I`ve never seen it before and thought it wasn`t possible... I have that punch in my moveset... sweet... c'mon Nate Gaines wants to be like you... but not that bad... jesus.. Seth belittles Balde afterwards... talking about OCW like that, your lucky your huge and mean or I might`ve had to.... aww forget it... MAD MIKE IS BACK... THE WRESTLING GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS... he`s changed his theme???? please, don`t do that... Gaines dumps Deano... what a dick... the sex bomb is ownage... better reconsider... Reed is Trips`s mystery tag partner... tag match was awesome... I skimmed through it... Reed changed his finisher for me 2 points... the set up was absolutely top notch... NAte and RD tussle... with a bunch of history thrown in sweet RP... Nate they don`t want your kind there... haha.... nice RP... wow this week we get too much RD Money... never thought I`d say that.... haha... last page we get 2 rp`s and a match... sweet... Fausto comes to see his friend Versus a few days before he tries to end his career... classic... the ME was another tag match... huge commercial might have went over the best parts of the match... the finishers and break-ups... cause when we come back all we get is a dose of RD surviving a CFC then spearing VS for the uncontested win... awesome Turmoil... R2G is ready to happen... and more importantly Lution looks like it will be a huge success...

I hate how these people are being so nice... your a ROOK... not even a rook yet... your a fanboy.... your purple... your working your way through OVW and this is the WWE... your LEARNING to professionally E-Wrestle... that`s what OCW is about... Tylering: the act of breaking a grapple with a strike... Reason why Tylering is unacceptable: a grapple is easily broken by a strike to the point where any strong grapple can be cancelled by a strike... FPR "Fair play rules" enforce everything in the ring being counterable... if someone is in a grapple animation striking them is indefencable and therefore it is not allowed...

08 is just a different kind of skill... one that some people don`t have... it`s a NEW game... so you have to practice to get good at it... people just are crying because 06 was pretty much the same game as 07 so no adjusting was involved... this years game is totally new... I`ve played the game alot and I`ve gotten good at it... I`m skilled enough at the game to beat people with consistancy... nothing to do with luck at all... stop crying about the game... GET BETTER AT IT and DOUBLE A I saw what you did there... lol...

Bold`s talking like he can get RD past double yellow... lol

they fought a ECW rules match... not to step on your toes... but it`s really already happened bossman... and what`s this crow eating you speak of???

my excuse is I didn`t want it... and the title will suffer and whisper my name while I don`t wear it... Chino is wearing SDW`s North American title... everybody knows it...

This is why I think you guys don`t watch the shows when they`re posted... Parker/Chino... Twisted Warfare.. HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.... match for the hardcore title... and it was terrible... FPR blips everywhere... this match has to be better but It`ll suffice... and the fact that Parker could be stripped of his title is a cot damn travesty... he`s already defended his Hardcore title against Chino... the fact he can lose it again kinda sucks... but it makes the match more entertaining I guess...

let`s get the cat out the hat now... I`m wrestling in Both Main Events... both title shots are MINE... whoohoo... what a PPV...

let`s not kill each other now... and remember after this week... WE TAKE OCW BY FORCE... first CHINO`s NA title... then stupid Reed and Striders tag straps then we`ll set our eyes on the prize... so get it all out this week boys... winner gets to tag with me for the tag titles... loser!!! um.... gets to work for an OCW title shot??? yeah that`ll work