Smythe D. Wonder

so when I wrote that months ago... I figured someone would catch that and I`d have no way to explain so my excuse is... Smythe Dawonder is back in the RIot Arena... to entertain for another week...

you do know I`m on OCW right??? making OCW the better product... clearly... lol

you aren`t even here... don`t you ruin my reign of terror... we`ll talk when you get back... and I`ll happily return the title to you... not because I`m afraid to wrestle you... because I`m afraid of what you`ll do too my friends and family if I stand up to you... :(

naw I used you because right when VImes posted Riot you posted in the turmoil thread like 5 seconds after bumping Riot down...

that was a good video... looking forward to seeing you in the ring... but let me remind you... Stay out of SDW`s business... I am the ALPHA-HEEL of OCW you know...

the feud isn`t boring cross... that RP were Bold hits you over the head and runs away does remind me of grade school recess tho... and with you guys being the biggest dudes in OCW it seems pointless... with the cross brand feud thing tho... I don`t really see the problem with the feuds going cross brand at all... Smythe occasionally visits Turmoil to start sub feuds all the time... I`ve been in beefs with Bauer/AA, Eddie Allen, Mugen... the cross branding makes the appearances special in a sort, for instance we haven`t seen Versus/Fausto in a long time... infact I don`t think I`ve ever seen Versus/Fausto, should be a great matchup... and Cross my finsher is the "SDW" the true most devestating move in OCW today... a point of note Mayhem was a powerhouse and had his special "no sell" rampage mode to use when I hit my finisher but because his head busted open (cause that`s what I do)... the blood animation allowed me to get the pin without him activating the no sell ability... not sure if we should do something about that FPR wise... it seems ok to me cause he can use the ability at any other time.... but still I understand the situation... the Bauer/Casey storyline is kick ass...

advice... hahahaha... it`s just senseless babble for entertainment... don`t take any of it seriously...

Riot was well it was pretty kick ass. There wasn`t alot of suckage at all really, just a well done show. we open with me,Stevens/Bauer in a promo for Brad`s match with Casey. Again Credits to Brad for another gold RP. My Crush on Casey finally makes the big screen and next time Brad I`ll let Pee Stee bash your skull in. Myself and Bauer is an awesome sub feud among all the drama that both guys are into. It`s like all we have to be is in the same room and the insults just come flying. For those who don`t know Smythe has hated Brad Bauer and Double A ever since the May draft when DND beat Smythe in a 1 on tag handicap match then proceeded to whoop my ass with steel chairs. Sensation and the "family" take the show over afterwards and Sensation breaks down the night for us including screwing Bauer into a 3 on 1 handicap match. Majin defending the title was a surprise. as was Versus putting the career on the line against the UNBEATABLE NERD. Martin/Leon was a good match. Martin was clearly outmatched here as the rook was brought back to earth. nothing really interesting goes on juring the match, Martin has a big boot that shouldn`t be in his moveset. that`s about it. first ZOMG momnet of the show... Pee Stee right about kills them both after the match the background music was just awesome, the attack was a classic overkill. Rachel hightailing it in the end was great. well done match and vid. My RP after actually should have went BEFORE the Leon match. I get owned by stupid Vimes just as I think I get two straight weeks off. Mayhem has to show up and ruin my nice easy night. Bauer is in Vimes office asking for a Women`s title shot??? classic, he doesn`t get it of course, and Vimes is getting ruled by the wife. 2 points for that. Smythe/Mayhem was a kick ass match. might be the first must see match I`ve been in this year. Mayhem may be scary but I`m bigger than he is. He`s short. Anyway, the lack of music makes this match tough to watch right from the get go, but the match is an outright seasaw battle alot of strikes from both sides. no tech horror styles here so strong grapples are coming from the get go. Mayhem leads most of the match. strikes reversals are low in comparison to the grapple reversals. Mayhem just tosses me around the ring constantly. one point in the match were outside of the ring fighting it out and after Mayhem gets a little frustrated and Power whips me across the screen past the two announcer tables and over the guard rail. Mayhem does the ring roll and goes to follow me into the crowd but I wisely get back into the outside apron before I`m killed. my showman dirty styles shine during the match as I get flashing specials off 2 moves about 4 times during the match. the end was one of the best endings this year so far I`ll let you guys watch the match to see it... team Xtreme gets the night off and decide to go to the nudy bar. Good times RP #3 from me this time scolding Stevens for destroying Leon. I didn`t care about what happened to Martin and I shouldn`t. Stupid Rookie getting involved in A-Team business. Cross turns down help from his buddies against pee stee? Dum, DUm, DUm, Dum, DUm... is it me or does a face faction of ex-cons just look strange??? This match was hardcore. prety much a ZOMG 13 minute Once the weapons came out it went crazy. Cross is HUGE, he might be eligable to be a superhvy. Pee Stee smacks him around like a lil bitch tho. Every weapon possible in a hardcore match was in the ring at one point in the match, and clearly Barbarian was out of his habitat as Pee Stee brought everything. This match closes with Stevens using a trusty chair then he drags Cross into range and the Macho man music (I Marked) let us know that the end was near. Bold comes out after to let Cross know that he failed at winning the Hardcore title.. followed by a visit by our tag team champions who let us know that recent Failure Nathan Gaines gets to pick a partner of his choice to challenge for the tag titles. I have a guess who his partner will be, and it`s pretty much obvious by now. RP#4 from Smythe... a week after I bash Bauer for RP whoring I do the same thing. boo, well this one is kick ass tho as Smythe and Stevens lend a helping hand to Casey (cause she`s sooo hott) by taking Brads Skank proof mask. Take that Brad, MMUAAHAHAHAHA... Valmont comes thru just to rub it in more but the ALPHA-HEEL of OCW (me) has once again screwed someone over. 2 points... for me Bauer/Casey was well, pretty entertaining for what it was at least it wasn`t close this time dammit and we get to see a headliner finally. Fausto with the HORRIBLE save attempt. But Bauer is nearly killed after in ZOMG moment 3. Hard to believe that Bauer will be wrestling next week as that was a hell of an attack. maybe a lil too much... yeah... I think so... Cross is attacked by bold who runs away like a little bitch and says "catch me if you can??" WHY??? just WHY??? Rev Inc has the thinking caps on. Finally trying to find out who imposter Nate is... one point of mention Nate rules out all light heavies then his first guess is Nathan Gaines?? I laughed a bit, Line of the night was "it could be seth... yeah I heard it could be him... from who???? ummm... you"... HAHA. Vincent tries to be a bad guy. But we don`t believe him, you just not EVIL enough and how dare you take a shot at me after I put a whooping on KANG for you, bastard nice RP ZOMG moment #4 this was awesome, brings me back to the Superstars saturdays mornings old school WWF times Bobby Threat LOL. Jiggles Johnson LOL. classic, and your FPR sucks :) Fearo and Deano can`t get into the arena so they end up, AT THE NUDY BAR awesome RP the asain woman with the ping pong ball lol. I thought American strippers couldn`t take it all off lol you guys should have has a tag match in the strip club I would`ve marked. and Deano... you are Gay. Ryder assaults Reeds Car. thanks. prick the Main event was great. Fausto entertains as always, it was much closer than I expected. Nice battle between 2 tech horrors. chubby elbow FTW... all in all was a great Riot. Slight overload of Smythe in there but I only wrote 2 of them. everything seems to be shaping up nicely in OCW with every match feud driven... sweet...

YEs Pee Stee... yes it should.....

BUMP... Cause Cruz is a dirty... dirty mexican... and an announcement.... the Wonder report will now be written with proper grammer at the request of the bossman himself...

true... but Cena did Feud with Carlito.... Tirple H feuded with Regal... Orton feuded with Cody Rhodes... a huge part of the Main eventers jobs in feds is to develop and bring up talent... and excusing you because you did help out Kang... alot of people don`t think that kind of stuff happens in OCW... and now with the entire Main Event body involved in one storyline it isn`t going to happen anytime soon...

I saw this coming... I really did... it`s not an issue of an inner circle... but I do think there is a tight knit group on top of OCW... and they do not feud with anyone who isn`t in that group... and it would naturally create a separation... Kage feuded with Kang last year... and I saw a Leon AJ feud... but that`s pretty much it... I just figure they have their part of OCW... and I`ll make the best with my part... and if the paths cross eventually then they will... but I do think the Key to being Main event is to have good FPR, interesting RP`s, and entertaining matches... nowones being held down... but I do think that title oppourtunity needs to be more game skill based than opinion... I can say that much...

it`s actually a horrid calculator in who is cheesing... but an excellent calculator in game technique... and people who take the time to reverse and general in game showmanship... meaning I`m not much of an in game showman... I play very smashmouth... I only counter when atacking isn`t an option... pretty much when the only option is to counter or tyler I attempt to counter... the change in the scoring will help me out alot i`m thinking... this system rules because everybody wants to score high... and that`s what makes it successful... the fact that I score low week after week bothers me... which means the Lord of the Ring system is kick ass...

you hear that Vimes??? first week off the card and there`s problems... hopefully Smythe/Mayhem from last week gets posted!!! Hopefully Shortman returns one of my PM`s... and Pee Stee is right about the tag titles... they`re pretty much dead as there`s no bookings for even the tag champs in action... but the card is solid... once again... at least the other parts of the "A-team" Stevens and Leon... "yeah your a part of the team till I say your out Leon, we`ve changed your theme song... to (I`m in love with a stripper) T-Pain... I know you`ve heard it" oh and Cross... Stevens is really hardcore... I mean REALLY hardcore... you need help... not chairs... to beat him...

Hardcore matches are that... Hardcore... Stevens has a advantage over other wrestlers... cause he can grapple and pretty much abuse other people with weapons... I should outright refuse to write a Wonder Report because I had a match that didn`t get posted... no fault of any staff at all... but meh... Bold starts out the show getting Owned... by two random guys that are apparently joining Cross in what looks to be a holy war against bold???? meaning technically this feud came from nowhere... Cross was like "I`m bacand I hate you now Bold" hooray... on the flip side tho... tho Bold is a dick... he has one of the most original Caw`s in OCW and I have no idea why he takes so much flak for it... as well as I think that Bold and Barbarian need more of a push in OCW... or maybe they need to be moved to CCW to make more impact... Otomo/Hoppus was the Ex division at it`s best... Hoppus controls his rolling rather well... and Otomo has possibly the smartest style combination possible... he has the tech horror stat and submission meaning you work him to yellow then you try a strong grapple then he reverses it puts you on your ass lock in one of those sub moves and bam... back to no damage... kick ass... great match... on a side note tho.. CJ`s right hand must be the most oversold move in OCW... I mean look how dinky his arms are... that right hand comes so slow and lethargic... haha Vinny is molesting Stacey backstage... pretty cool... he`s running his mouth even tho he Saw Bold get destroyed to start the match... and he doesn`t even try to help his partner for the evening... exactly who do you expect to tag with now dummy???? Staceys having a busy night apparently as she has back to back RP`s with Baxter and Strider... D-Jack and Gary A Young camos make Baxter`s RP awesome... Strider just had the normal I`m the greatest talk... which I also dig... even tho he hasn`t the balls to step into the ring with a true badass... SDW... me and Strider aren`t friends so it`s hard to mark for him... but he moves like I do in the ring at times... which is a direct rip off of Majin`s in ring movements... counter, dash in, strikes, or quick grapple it just looks very stylish in action... Baxter CAW is kick ass... but his moveset is not... that legdrop strike thingy... I saw it about 12 times in the 4 minutes that I watched... Strider your finisher sucks... and yes I do watch matches for ethics and FPR breakage even tho I have no right to do so... so NYA (Fausto rip) a Deathrow RP... with the KANG... progressive storyline RP... 2 points for that... nothing special... but informative... and yes I know what this is leading to... Bossmans RP was kickass... highlight of the night IMO... and we get insight on Blood joining the alliance... and we get a Main Event matchup... Nate and Fausto against Majin and.. well... Nate... lol... Poor Valmont... silly rabbit... your in a Handicap match... adn he thinks it`s OK... I`ve had my share of handicap matches... one with Cross (formerly Barbarian) actually... so I knew how this would turn out... and with that secret RP... if it isn`t Cruz then I have no idea... WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG for KANG and CROSS to put away Valmont... just freaking ridiculous... absolutely insane... I show the woman off for the first time... and then Rachel runs her slutty mouth and it all ends with Leon refusing to respect my Gangsta... but Leon just don`t get it... I`m the ALPHA-HEEL of OCW now... he`s gotta fall back in line and listen to the boss whether he wants to or not... Jerk!!!! the hardcore match was brutal... Tylers??? check!!! hovers??? Check!!! running attack after running attack and roll after roll... flaming barbed wire bats... but wait... you can`t have flaiming barbed wire bats in Hardcore matches... oh that`s right... this was an ECW match... better known as Twisted Steel Warfare... better known as a Pay Per View Match... and this will go down as the ONLY MATCH IN OCW HISTORY WITHOUT A SINGLE STRONG GRAPPLE LANDED... I remember Steve running Marty out of OCW because of run horroring... Chino goes for back to back running grapple attempts while stevens was holding weapon many times during that match... funny thing is you can`t run grapple someone while they hold a weapon... but it was still ridiculous nonetheless... a clusterfuck if you will... we follow this with Fausto giving Versus a sandwich while Nate... clearly the smartest of the REv Inc bunch... smells a nerdy rat... the Main event of the evening features Fausto and Nate take on Majin.... and Nate... Nate and the DOrk come out as a D-X rip off... which was ghey... but cool at the same time... the match was what is was supposed to be... an example of great tag action... maximum aggressive FPR and another schooling on how it`s done by OCW`s motion master Majin... but of course it ends how Much of Majins title run has ended... Majin getting pinned yet again... infact since Bossman made Majin OCW champion... he`s been beaten by new found jobber ED Reed... then by Pee Stee in a hardcore match... and then the Clash by Nate and tonight again... by "Triple Nate"... really Bossman.. why is Majin your chosen champion again??? in conclusion Riot was OK... slightly better than Turmoil... but I have to say a few things... the surprise matches rule... but their always the same guys... why can`t you put Nte in a handicap match with say... Cross and his new found Allies or something different for a surprise feel... your killing all the possible match-ups for the top story angle by throwing these Guys in the ring together week after week... Lution is looking like it`s gonna be a rematch of some sort this year for the OCW title... not cool... Also putting all the ME guys in one storyline is kinda stale... if this continues after Lution it might be a case of too much for too long... there`s pretty much no window for new talents to make that step up... and NO i`m not talking about my self... big fish in little pond is suiting me just fine... just keep that sick bastard Kage on the shelf so I can keep pushing the APLHA-HEEL phrase and I`ll be fine as a scrub... lol..

your inactive... you don`t even count... and your SICK... and TWISTED... I`m just so bad... that it`s cool to be bad.. you have issues... SERIOUS issues...

your right... cause I don`t even give sandwiches... it`s just wham, blam, boom for good ol SDW

Me and Pee Stee Powerbombed Mugen onto steel steps and DDT`d him onto a chair putting him out of action... I used Vamlont the useless to help me screw Kang out of a win... me and Leon Jumped off of the Steel Cage and Broke Strider in Half injuring him... we Conchairtoed Ed Reed turning him into a jobber... before that I Cost DJ Chino the NA title by crushing his ribs with a sledgehammer... you chose to join the sensational alliance... I do these things because... I`m sooo cool... and my ALPHA-HEEL status can`t be stripped cause you kicked Versus in the face... he`ll wrestle next week... Mugen... Reed, Strider, Chino, Kang... they`ll never be the same... and rook you are not to Mark for Fausto again... or else I`ll have to hurt you... BADLY

Watch your mouth rook... before Strider makes an example of your rookie look alike CM Punk ass.. I`d do it... but I`m too cool... I`m the ALPHA-HEEL of OCW now... no time for rookie you know... :)

naw you got it all wrong... it`s not outwright I`m better than you that`s MVP`s gimmick... it`s more of a... I OWN the first hour of Riot... you wanna match... you come to SDW`s part of the card... mMMMUUUUAAAAHAHAHAHA

it was a major storyline angle bossman... well for me anyway.... and you know Smythe`s gimmick is that he`s oblivious to reality and he thinks he`s 100 times more over than he really is... well when people read it they`ll be the judge...

c`mon bossman my RP was storyline progressive... I used the wrong arena... cause I didn`t have the other one... anyway... my complaints are just things I like to see done better... that`s all... my matches aren`t the same... all the matches are first time play throughs... two people trying to win the match their hardest within FPR... if I break FPR i`m the first to admit it and if something ghey is in my match I point it out (toe kick horroring in the Smythe/Reed match)... the wonder report isn`t a recap of the show it`s things that sell and things that don`t things that were kickass and things that weren`t in strictly my opinion obviously... My RP`s are pretty much all storyline driven nowadays... before I was developing a character so the RP`s were pretty much showing the kind of character Smythe is... and I still say the team Sensation RP should have kicked off the PPV... the wonder report is so people see what I see when I watch the PPV`s... and I know you guys like it... cause every PPV the RP`s matches and FPR improves... this PPV was good... I was just pointing at what I`d like to see in the future... not that anyone has to care... but it`s out there anyway...

so the clash was a decent PPV an 8/10 it was pretty much all good... all the effort was there... everything made sense.... the order of some of it was out of whack but hey... the best mess up sometimes... Mania opens the show calling for a Deja Vu... which could have made sense... technically... the rookie match wasn`t bad... the attires need a lil help... and I think Vindicator should be a powerhouse Brawler monster... the match was laggy and slow... and the win wasn`t off a finisher... Martin looked pretty dominant... but he ends up tapping out like a BBBIIIAATTTCCCHHHH.... but the winner wasn`t the best performer... we get a hype for Turmoil at a PPV??? strange... uncalled for... but well done nonetheless... Versus does and awesome job of including himself and Blade with the Gold RP`s and they pretty much ease you through the entire PPV... I can actually say that if these weren`t in there even tho they`re completely random... this PPV would be alot worse... Versus you rule... Maina Seth was problably match of the night... but it was no surprise... I watched the whole thing... just great... the CFC set up wasn`t entertaining at all... and should have been reversed... but whatever!!! Jobbing to me is clearly something you don`t want to do... I will tell you about it.. any chance I get... as shown in the RP... Bauer wrote the whole thing... it was pretty much RP of the night kudos to him... Reed is in trouble and as a result is losing all his matches... mystery match after was completely random... and is sucks because it could have been worked much more since these two have a recent history... I mean Leon conchairtoed the guy... but meh... Cooper/Malu was kinda boring... nothing excited really happens... no cool exchanges.... no quick animations... both guys were DR forever it seemed... one of those let`s keep it going to impress everyone deals.... I wasn't impressed... Brad/Stacey RP... brad reveals the skank proof attire he plans to wear.... team Sensation RP... had no jokes... wasn`t informative... was a solid RP.... but just did`t have any UUMMPPHHHH Bauer/Paine lasted way too long... should have been over quick as mixed gender matches always suck.... Casey should never have gotten Bauer DR... I`m not sure if she has proper OCW stats tho... cause if she does then that`s different... Kang RP was also generic... but solid yet again... really tho.. nowone expected VV to have a chance in the match... the Sensation RP should have gone at the beginning of the night... as Sensation mentions who everyone WILL be fighting in the RP tho 3 of the matches already happened at that point... but whatever... Team Extreme is back... this is problably the best tag match played on 08 to date... 1. alot of tags... nowone stayed in the ring even tho they shouldn`t have and cost their team the match... 2. no random run ins... besides the Chino top rope double team moves... which WAS BAD FPR... 2 ground moves... 3. SHORT... the match didn`t last all day... and the PEE STEE elbow was problably moment of the night... Kang VV was expected but the finish was horrible... the run under to the finisher is just a brutal way to end a match as the run under is irreversable... Blood?Strider ladder match was decent.. but the build up to the match sucked.. I know why it happened but to see Strider retain after all the drama made the whole match pretty much a waste of time.... the fact that it went on for half an hour makes it a tad worse... Poison Fausto on 07.... yippie... wait... I saw this at Chill Faktor... that`s right... but this time it`s in a kage.. oh yeah... kill this rivalry already... unless poison gets a new game... this match was beating a dead horse... Leon Reed was decent... Reed losing again... and Chris Ryder is back... yey... why did he leave... I don`t know.... he was gone after he lost his TV title... hooray... if this random match was to start a feud between Ryder and Reed... there had better be a huge story behind this... and there really isn`t... somethings just don`t have to be done... Ryder attacking Reed... clearly one of them... Sensation Recruiting Nerddy once again... this is interesting... Fausto has depth when he speaks... the history is mentioned... Sensation shakes it off and awesome RP... problably the actuall RP of the night... cause there's huge storyline progression here... the MArty RP was KICK ASS... everything about it ruled... I came to OCW when Steve was in the process of running Marty from OCW with his bashing.... but marty is cool as hell... Trips takes his title back in a rematch of Chill faktor... I hate PPV rematches... it`s like a waste of a month... we just saw this match up... MANIA jobs to RD... expected... and another random CCW title shot... this month is understandable... next month won`t be.... Leon and Majin get into it backstage... WTF... Leon you don`t make enemies with crazy ghey people.... dummy... go apologize to him this instant... Majin... it wasn`t me... Leondummy acted alone... I promise.... and the PPV ends with Nate/Majin 3 times in a row... thus making 6 Nate/Majin PPV matches since I`ve been here... and all of them looking like redos... well done by both men... COMPLAINTS: these PPV`s are starting to look completely staged... and it`s not fun to watch anymore... I`m not seeing guys trying to win matches at the PPV`s I`m seeing guys draggin out matches... doing as many entertaining things as possible then the finish being some random act of blah that wouldn`t happen if 2 guys were honestly trying to win... FPR is being broken and people aren`t caring... meaning the results are already set up... Fausto said it best that this is a competitive league first and foremost... so the PPV`s should be showcasing COMPETITIVE matches... not showtime mechanics... those are saved for video RP`s and whatnot... specificly... Trips/Deano was done last month... the exact same match... Trips should have moved on to ME by now... Kang/VV must`ve been a redo... as that finish is against FPR and if it isn`t it should be immediatly... the Rooks match... there should be a rule saying that basic finishes at PPV`s are completely frowned upon... and the best of 3 finale looked completely staged... I know the entire story is planned out before hand... but the whole thing looked like more of an acting job than 3 competitive matches... and you guys may want it that way... I`m just saying that I think it should be more competition based...

the sig moves aren`t finishers... and can be countered if you know they`re coming... with the dirty finisher... you can hit a finsiher with the ease of 07... which gives you a distinct advantage over anyone who can`t

that`s because I`m still over even tho I`m a Heel... and I`m soooooo good at it... plus I can go face in a moments notice... I got split personalities like that you know... so even tho were cool now... I might hit you over the head with a bat... so watch your back... even tho I`m watching it for you... MMMUUAAAHAHAHAHA