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Junko Jiirota

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  1. Junko and her assistant, Pom are seen walking towards a studio to do an interview before tonight's Riot show. Junko walking carelessly drinking her tea while Pom in tow swiping on her iPad trying to keep up and avoid walking into pedestrians. Pom: Now Junko-kun, remember we are just there to have a civil conservation. Talk about your upbringing, wrestling career and discuss our plans for the remainder of the year. No craziness. Junko smirks. Brushing Pom off. Junko: Crazy? Junko is not crazy. More like passionate. Pom: Junko-kun, onegai shimasu..... remember what your yoga instructor said. This is part of the reason why the hardcore fans have so much to say about you onli-.... Junko: Nonsense. Hardcore fans are fickle over here Pom. To them it's more about wins/loses and putting on good matches. Junko is juuuust getting comfortable. How are merch sales? Pom: Massive increa-..... Junko: Good. Subscribers to our social media? Pom: Major spike in subscription count. You're very popul-... Junko: Obviously. What are the betting odds for the match tonight? Pom: ..................ummmm Junko stops abruptly, almost crashing into Pom Junko: Spill. Pom: 900......to .....1 for Blaine-sens-.. Junko: NANDATO!?!?......Konoyaro... The duo now arriving to the studio entrance. Pom begging and pleading to calm down her irate boss. Junko kicks open the door almost breaking it. A frightening Jim Black waiting to conduct the interview on the opposite side of the door Junko: Oi.... Jimbo-kun...O hisashiburidana... Jim Black swallows his throat now standing beside the camera man. Junko paces in front of the camera. Junko: CHANGES OF PLANS! Junko is no longer interested in talking about the past. We can do that later. Junko wants to talk about tonight. Seems like Junko still has doubters. And that's fine......... Junko snickers and then grabs the camera Junko: Oi! Biker lady......I know you're hands are full with that lady who likes to walk in the snow with her bloody feet. But I pray to the Gods you aren't overlooking Junko..... And If you are that's fine. While you staring across the street at her and you decide to cross the road, don't be surprised if you get hit by the tour bus...............See you tonight. Bakayaro..... Junko storms out. Pom's head in her hands. Pom: Sigh. She needs more yoga sessions.....
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    Riot 626 Predictions

    Late night (If you're on the east coast) prediction time MAIN EVENT - ICEMAN NATE MAC vs. MAD DAWG DAVIS w/MARISA I have been waiting WEEKS for this match. I also think it's uber important for both parties to make a statement tonight. Like previously stated at the post-Summercide show, This could signify Mad Dawg as a real player. I think he pushes Nate but it's too chilly outside. Prediction - Iceman cometh' OCW PRIDE CHAMPIONSHIP - HIFUMI MAYOSHI vs. SUE PLEX* 2 major components in this match. 1) Alot of chatter over this title. In my eyes, controversy equals cash. Months, years from now it'll be a good story to tell when discussing the lineage of this title. 2) I hope it lights a fire under both these ladies asses. Unfortunately for Hifumi, I think the chatter pisses Sue off and shows everyone why she's champion. Prediction - Sue Plex City ASHLEY MOORE vs. LOTUS FLOJO Big fight feel here, both highly capable. It's kind of a toss up really. Wouldn't be surprised if either one. I think Flojo has more to gain from this victory. And she shows it. Prediction - Flojo ALEKSANDER BOLEK vs. BUNNY M. Not too sure about Bunny's singles resume, but he's up against My favourite male wrestler on the roster, who's apparently big fish hunting as of late. Is Bunny bunny-ing Friday night or will God call? My gut says the latter. Prediction - Bolek. Duh. In the heat too. JUNKO JIIROTA vs. BLAINE *Glares and does cutthroat motion* UNDERGROUND ELITE vs. RORY MILLER & SHELDON TREMBLAY I like this match. So much moving parts. Impressive debut for Mr. Miller. Looks like the total package. No Pun intended. (Dope entrance music too!) Sheldon is another wrestler I fancy alot. Big win over Primero and the issues with John Carter are intriguing. Can he lead the rookie to a big win against our favourite trio. Cool lil Freebird thing going on here. If Petie is involved, I like UE's chances. The duo can coexist brother BUTTTTTT, I'm calling the upset! Prediction - Underground Elite SCUMCITY DEATH MATCH - H20 vs. WREX What a way to return back from PPV! LOL. Wrex really doesn't like Harvey. And I need to know why. Someone ask him for me please. I'll be frank. I'm expecting Harvey to get mollywopped. Clotheslines. Powerbombs. All through break-able objects. But he pulls it out. I really don't know how though LOL. Prediction - He's alive.....literally. Can I get a hallelujah?
  3. Shoot I didn't realize I sounded like I was locked in someone's basement lol 😐 Thanks for having me nonetheless πŸ™πŸΎ
  4. Oh Snap! is this my first review takeaway thingy?! Alot of me is still learning about who the hell everyone is so bare with me. Bash looks like he really be getting under Daddy's skin huh? Solid segments between these two. DNS getting tribal chief-ed in the parking lot was fun. Expecting a slobberknocker this weekend Who the hell is Boss?!?! This trio was not expected but I'm intrigued. Lol @ the logo with the cowboy hat Kira vs Perly was nice and competitive. Im sure we will find out more about Kira's motives and what's next so I'll wait to comment more in the future. Soulfist! Who the hell is this person walking in the snow?! The way they were talking I just know they weren't dressed appropriately. Any guesses as to who it might be? I'm still catching up lore wise. Bae... *Gets hand sanitizer* El Ramos vs "Bitch I need Cheeks" It's weird but Eddie wrestles like a underdog face which is a good thing lol. What's next for Claude now that he's free of C-Note ? A hurricane and hugs. Buildup has been .....different lol Junko hopes they murder each other to be honest. Mad Dawg not realizing that she's not his and it's just HIS turn. (Sign the papers strumpet) I'm kinda with the rest when they say we prefer PWS over Dawg. But Dawgs been putting in work creatively since Lution. Prolly get frostbite soon doe. Suzuki-chan looks cool. Wanna know more about her though. Flojo so smooth wid it. The Pivot lol *chefs kiss* Bring er home fellas. Luis Bishop goes to Texas. These two I want to see more of especially Bishop. Love PWS obviously (except for the finisher lol) I'm sure this is just the beginning between these two. BENJAMINNNNNN. The voiceover is perfect brother. I. Want. More. Fued has been solid so far. Might be MOTN tbh. Jordan....that's your father bro...... Bolek and Kass has been fun. My favourite wrestler being a cocky prick to the veterans makes me laugh everytime. Who the hell are these people ?!?!?!? This Larry-Rust-Ortiz-Pugh got so much more interesting since last week's tomfoolery. If I'm Rust I'm piss at Pugh too but that just me. Primero vs Sheldon was dope especially the ending. Tijuana counter into superkick. Does Country have Parcas number? he looked like championship material in his match tonight πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ Last twos shows before Summercide have been pretty entertaining tbh. See you this weekend
  5. Oh boy Friday night sparked quite the discussion we got goin' on here huh? Thank you for all the kind words, tips, critique and overall help with getting familiar with this crazy universe I've decided to take part in. It's been a wild ride. That being said, I thought this would be the perfect time to let everyone know that effective immediately, Junko will be going abso-fuckin-lutely nowhere! What you thought she was gonna commit seppuku? Jokes aside. To be honest I wasn't really too pissed off about the match. Did she punk me? Maybe. It's more on me tbh. Gotta just be better. Just being to slow to get the mechanics down vs Server connection (On my momma, I will though and then it's showtime!) there's typically a mental wall I break down when it comes to "combat" games. This isnt any different. My goal is get people talking about her whenever they see her. That includes putting on a show in the ring. but in due time. She wasn't just talking shit at the Wrestlelution folks. The Junko World Tour is inevitable in OCW. Bus just needs an oil change... a kickstart .....and a new steering wheel right now. Once is starts rolling, Hop on or move the fuck out the way. Dosukoi bitches, The People's Joshi has spoken.
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  7. Yes.... sometimes I military press and suplex grown men. Sometimes I don't defend myself. Depends on my mood. Also........EMP for MVP.
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