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One Ambulance Door Closes, Another Door Opens...
Junko opens her door to her condo. Excited to be home, She gingerly walks in, throws her gym bag down, grabbing a bottle of disinfectant and jumps into her comfy chair. After taking a deep breath, she slowly takes off her track suit revealing multiple scrapes on her arms, knees and back. While opening the disinfectant bottle, Junko calls out to her Voice assistant. Junko: Oi. Aimi-chan. An elegant voice responds Aimi: Yes ma'am, Welcome home. Junko: Play the latest.. Ow!... episode of Turnbuckle on the monitor. Aimi: Hai. As she listens to the reports of the police and fireman recovering the ambulance that drove into the Mississippi River. Junko snickers as Tammy mentions the horrifying look on the policeman's faces after their findings. Junko: Oh brother! The dramatics! Longest reigning champion in women's history and we're crying over a little water.....HA! Aimi-chan, play the Pride title-..Ow! match at Hard Target. Aimi: Hai. As the match plays on the big screen, Junko perks up, watching intently while still tending to her wounds. While analyzing the two women going back and forth, she can't help but acknowledge Sue Plex's skill level. Much to her dismay. Junko: Hmm. You really are talented when you aren't being a coward, Whale-chan. As the match draws to it's conclusion, Junko observes Dragana Caesar meticulously. Junko: Hijōshikina. It's like she thinks 8 steps ahead. No wasted- Ow! ..movements. Very clean. Aimi: Very..... Demure. Junko: Nobody asked you Robot! Seems like alot of her opponents are already defea-Ow!-ted before the match starts. Don't know if it's the Caesar prestige or her aura... Aimi: Very. Demure. Junko: Damatte robotto! Regardless the Pride championship and Junko are destined! We just need to find Draga-chan's weakness and exploit it. Junko will need to do some scouting. The big screen now showing Dragana celebrating with her title. Junko going back and forth with her A.I. operating system, They interrupted by the condo door swinging upon. Junko's assistant, Pom walks in, on her cellphone talking to sponsors. Junko slams the disinfectant bottle down and jumps to her feet, startling her assistant in the process Pom: Right.....meeting on Tuesd-.... Junko: Oi!! it's been 3 weeks...... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?!?
- Turmoil 322 "Yet Another Saturday Turmoil"
- Riot 628 "War Machines"
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Riot 628 "War Machines"
Fun show not as intense as the last couple. Loves boss man's commentary more than usual tonight Bravo. I don't like to FPR harp too much so I'll let y'all do that lol Oi Deaver! We are suppose to be babyface-ing harder brother! Brother, what's that brother?! Lol All these make-shift tag teams are being very creative (I hate make shift tags IRL but it works in OCW) Good quick improvements JynXy! I love Mass Effect. Dev was entertaining af tonight. Click-kun, I'm sorry (not really) Court scene was a nice change of pace Primero/Shelly/Nova programming is cooking. Okay I'm done.
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Turmoil 322 CARD
- Turmoil 320 "No Redo's Bubba"
- Breaking News: Mad Dawg Davis in Hospital
- The PR nightmare that is Junko Jiirota
Junko and her assistant, Pom are seen walking towards a studio to do an interview before tonight's Riot show. Junko walking carelessly drinking her tea while Pom in tow swiping on her iPad trying to keep up and avoid walking into pedestrians. Pom: Now Junko-kun, remember we are just there to have a civil conservation. Talk about your upbringing, wrestling career and discuss our plans for the remainder of the year. No craziness. Junko smirks. Brushing Pom off. Junko: Crazy? Junko is not crazy. More like passionate. Pom: Junko-kun, onegai shimasu..... remember what your yoga instructor said. This is part of the reason why the hardcore fans have so much to say about you onli-.... Junko: Nonsense. Hardcore fans are fickle over here Pom. To them it's more about wins/loses and putting on good matches. Junko is juuuust getting comfortable. How are merch sales? Pom: Massive increa-..... Junko: Good. Subscribers to our social media? Pom: Major spike in subscription count. You're very popul-... Junko: Obviously. What are the betting odds for the match tonight? Pom: ..................ummmm Junko stops abruptly, almost crashing into Pom Junko: Spill. Pom: 900......to .....1 for Blaine-sens-.. Junko: NANDATO!?!?......Konoyaro... The duo now arriving to the studio entrance. Pom begging and pleading to calm down her irate boss. Junko kicks open the door almost breaking it. A frightening Jim Black waiting to conduct the interview on the opposite side of the door Junko: Oi.... Jimbo-kun...O hisashiburidana... Jim Black swallows his throat now standing beside the camera man. Junko paces in front of the camera. Junko: CHANGES OF PLANS! Junko is no longer interested in talking about the past. We can do that later. Junko wants to talk about tonight. Seems like Junko still has doubters. And that's fine......... Junko snickers and then grabs the camera Junko: Oi! Biker lady......I know you're hands are full with that lady who likes to walk in the snow with her bloody feet. But I pray to the Gods you aren't overlooking Junko..... And If you are that's fine. While you staring across the street at her and you decide to cross the road, don't be surprised if you get hit by the tour bus...............See you tonight. Bakayaro..... Junko storms out. Pom's head in her hands. Pom: Sigh. She needs more yoga sessions.....- Talking "ISH" Summercide (2024) Post Show Podcast
Shoot I didn't realize I sounded like I was locked in someone's basement lol 😐 Thanks for having me nonetheless 🙏🏾- 2 replies
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- Turmoil 319 "Go Home Show"
Oh Snap! is this my first review takeaway thingy?! Alot of me is still learning about who the hell everyone is so bare with me. Bash looks like he really be getting under Daddy's skin huh? Solid segments between these two. DNS getting tribal chief-ed in the parking lot was fun. Expecting a slobberknocker this weekend Who the hell is Boss?!?! This trio was not expected but I'm intrigued. Lol @ the logo with the cowboy hat Kira vs Perly was nice and competitive. Im sure we will find out more about Kira's motives and what's next so I'll wait to comment more in the future. Soulfist! Who the hell is this person walking in the snow?! The way they were talking I just know they weren't dressed appropriately. Any guesses as to who it might be? I'm still catching up lore wise. Bae... *Gets hand sanitizer* El Ramos vs "Bitch I need Cheeks" It's weird but Eddie wrestles like a underdog face which is a good thing lol. What's next for Claude now that he's free of C-Note ? A hurricane and hugs. Buildup has been .....different lol Junko hopes they murder each other to be honest. Mad Dawg not realizing that she's not his and it's just HIS turn. (Sign the papers strumpet) I'm kinda with the rest when they say we prefer PWS over Dawg. But Dawgs been putting in work creatively since Lution. Prolly get frostbite soon doe. Suzuki-chan looks cool. Wanna know more about her though. Flojo so smooth wid it. The Pivot lol *chefs kiss* Bring er home fellas. Luis Bishop goes to Texas. These two I want to see more of especially Bishop. Love PWS obviously (except for the finisher lol) I'm sure this is just the beginning between these two. BENJAMINNNNNN. The voiceover is perfect brother. I. Want. More. Fued has been solid so far. Might be MOTN tbh. Jordan....that's your father bro...... Bolek and Kass has been fun. My favourite wrestler being a cocky prick to the veterans makes me laugh everytime. Who the hell are these people ?!?!?!? This Larry-Rust-Ortiz-Pugh got so much more interesting since last week's tomfoolery. If I'm Rust I'm piss at Pugh too but that just me. Primero vs Sheldon was dope especially the ending. Tijuana counter into superkick. Does Country have Parcas number? he looked like championship material in his match tonight 👀👀👀 Last twos shows before Summercide have been pretty entertaining tbh. See you this weekend- .boot.Y: The New Era of Wrestling Footwear
- Riot 624 "No Beef No More"
Oh boy Friday night sparked quite the discussion we got goin' on here huh? Thank you for all the kind words, tips, critique and overall help with getting familiar with this crazy universe I've decided to take part in. It's been a wild ride. That being said, I thought this would be the perfect time to let everyone know that effective immediately, Junko will be going abso-fuckin-lutely nowhere! What you thought she was gonna commit seppuku? Jokes aside. To be honest I wasn't really too pissed off about the match. Did she punk me? Maybe. It's more on me tbh. Gotta just be better. Just being to slow to get the mechanics down vs Server connection (On my momma, I will though and then it's showtime!) there's typically a mental wall I break down when it comes to "combat" games. This isnt any different. My goal is get people talking about her whenever they see her. That includes putting on a show in the ring. but in due time. She wasn't just talking shit at the Wrestlelution folks. The Junko World Tour is inevitable in OCW. Bus just needs an oil change... a kickstart .....and a new steering wheel right now. Once is starts rolling, Hop on or move the fuck out the way. Dosukoi bitches, The People's Joshi has spoken.- RIOT 623 Megan Suzuki Hype Promo
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