Parker

ME vidoe doesnt work for me,other than that,pretty solid show,waiting for page 2 b4 i write anymore :)

Carlos,if you and Air need someone to record,give me a shout

You mean like sticking me against Kage then Nate!:mad: Baptism of fire!

Hey bossolini,if you want to restore the nerd balance in T.O.P then why not sign up that GHETTO SMURF that is Smythe Dawonder? ;) On another note-Pee Stee $750

This is a sweet idea, do we have to negotiate with the GM's individually? or will it be a set price for rooks? set price for mid carders,ME,champs etc? then as your career progresses so does your pay structure?

Just watched it very quickly,so i will re-watch it after work,but here goes...... Barbarian vs Soul Glo-Thats a huge bitch! Good job barbarian Pee Stee(thats me:)) vs Majin-I really enjoyed this match,i like Majin's fighting style,just as i thought he had tapped,it turned out he bloody reversed me :( but i managed to overcome him,i'm sure our paths will cross again,and i put money on him regaining his title off Kage,though Kage will take some stopping. Vega vs Mania-I like Vega's new look,not sure about the hair tho,for a LHW Vega looks huge,very wide,this was a good,fast paced match with a good ending. Good Rp's..Smythe...i look forward to showing you Insane Pain in the future :) Not sure about bolds new attire,i dig the tights,but dont like the belt. Malu vs Kage was a very strong match to finish the show with. Good job every1 involved...and its about time Fatso got it! ha!

Everytime i read an RP by either versus or steve i lmao..nice win for Tyro also. 3 way was hard to watch as it kept cutting off all the time for me, and i'll watch the rest when i get back from work..but great show so far.

What a start to the show!

Only 3 matches? i'm curious to see what makes up the rest of the show...this should be good.

Great show,Nice roleplays...page 2?

If you read my 2 roleplays again air it will make sense, its basically the debut of my new gimmik

Nice card...looking forward to War of the Lariats and the Infamous Strangers matches

I wasn't disrespecting him,i was simply sticking up for myself as his comment had no place in this post as this post is a promo and it had nothing to do with what he said.

MVP of TLC had nothing to do with our match, it was there before we had our match, it was just a saying i thought up,so get your shit straight before you try and have a pop at me. i wasnt proud of the match, but if it was that bad then you or majin both had mikes and could have said something during the match,but you didnt so it cant have bothered you til others pointed it out.

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Oh...and Cripple A...who you calling a fuck head you shit stabber! Just spoke to a few of the guys, and i honestly didnt realise i was attackin straight after people were getting up, it didnt seem like that during the match,and nothing was said during the match,but if backing off for a few more seconds saves all this shit then its easily rectified. Pee Stee $750

What do you guys mean by 'hovering'? as far as i thought i was just standing and getting my stamina back..but this is against the rules? and i try to avoid this 'tyler' thing,but i can help it if i kick at same time some else starts to grapple,but i never grapple them after it...and this was my first 4 man match here..sorry if it pissed people off. can somebody explain this 'hovering ' thing to me please

Great desk as always,everything made sense...the bastard son made me lol..it'll be interesting to see where things go from here p.s...dam you Kage,i nearly had you:mad:

[The scene opens in Parkers appartment with him on the phone on hold,and cosmo sat on the couch] *Woman's voice answers the phone* Parker-Ahh yes, i'd like to speak to the editor please,Its The Stallion. *Cosmo chuckles in the background and Parker scowls at him* *womans voice-I'm sorry sir,he said he's too busy to talk to you at the moment as he's interviewing a real heel with actual earning power,thank you for your call..goodbye* *the woman hangs up before Parker can answer* Parker-Son of a bitch! He wont talk to me as he says he's in with a real heel who can actually sell merchandise! can you believe that? Cosmo-You want the truth? Parker-Go on.... Cosmo-He's right..i have NEVER liked this 'Stallion' gimmik Parker*looking shocked*-What do you mean? Cosmo-Well it'd be ok if you were a boxer and this was the 80's,but your not and its 2007! and your not a german pornstar either! what merchandise do you actually expect to sell? horse dolls? a foam penis? a dodgy moustache? i mean,versus has the 'tache' merchandise all sown up.You need a new gimmik man, something you can sell...masks,action figures,hats. The Stallion just doesn't cut it. Parker-What would you suggest? Its not as if i'm super versatile with my looks man,i'm bald! there's only so much shit you can do when your bald! Cosmo-You must have something to work with,what about a mask? or face paint? face paint is always good. Parker-I've got some old stuf in the spare room that i have collected over the years,lets take a look and see if we can come up with anything. Cosmo-Cool,tell you what,we'll try a few things,think of something for inspiration,like your favourite films or something,i'll shoot 'em on your polaroid,then we can look through them and see if you like any. Parker-Ok man,but i'm not really sure about this. *after a few hours of tryin different costumes etc,Cosmo lays some of the photo's out on the table* Cosmo-Ok man,comment on these http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_thecrow2m_15d36fd.jpg Cosmo-The crow look Parker-thats already been done by that dude in that other fed just with more lines. http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_jasonm_22b02bf.png Cosmo-The halloween look Parker-I look like that guy from that rap video http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/t_afro1m_72ed11b.jpg cosmo-The 'fro Parker-Dude,i'm NOT wearing a wig,i look like Afro Thunder for god sake! http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/9/8/22/f_gay1m_6e8d6cc.jpg Cosmo-You could look all pretty for the camera,Big Gay Al styleee Parker-I'm going to shit in your mouth when your asleep! http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/8/22/f_subzero1m_144af9e.jpg Cosmo-Subzero look from MK Parker-Hmmm...i'm not really into masks Cosmo-Well what you got in mind then? anything? Parker-Sort of,i need to look like a heel,i need to scare the kids and the old ladies,I have my first ME at animosity,its the perfect way to reveal a new look! i need to get to work..i'll show that square at Wrasslin' Monthly that Parker Stevens is here to stay,i'll show him who can't sell merchandise,then when i get my first cheque,i'll go to his office,bitch slap him infront of his little receptionist and teabag the shit outta him! People want a heel....i'll give them a heel god dammit! *cosmo thinks to himself*-oh shit...what the hell has he got in mind now......

Read all the RP's...funny as hell, the meditation chamber cracked me up..will watch the matches when i get home from work as they dont work on my work computer :(

not really, i'd say that about any1 that had only been back a couple of days

Justin has only just returned and he could get fired?..thats harsh..you guys better have your game faces on!

great show..page 1 made me laugh, but 1 thing i dont get, you cant flash your breasts on live tv,due to kids etc.....but Jaysin can shout ' get that cunt out of my arena' on live tv?

I hate you 2 Bold...so we're even ;)

[The scene opens in Parker's rented appartment,Parker is sat on his couch listening to the radio workin on a new attire due to the enourmous stick he has recieved off the boys in the locker room about lookin' all 'MC Hammer and shit'] 'BUZZ' Parker-Wonder who the hell that is, i almost had this shit finished too. [Parker answers the intercom] Parker-Who is it? Voice-Hey man its me,Cosmo,let me up man, i got this month's issue of Wrasslin' Monthly,someone you know has made the front cover,and you aint gonna believe the smack they are talkin about you. Parker-Alright man,come on up [Cosmo enters the room,and hands the magazine to Parker] Cosmo-Check it out man http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/9/8/20/f_wrasslinm_ba73151.png Parker-Are you shittin' me? Haze on the front cover of Wrasslin' Monthly? I thought i'd seen the last of that asshole.. Cosmo-Apparently not,check pages 6-7,you not gonna like it. [Parker flicks open the magazine to pages 6-7] Parker-HOLY SHIT! http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/9/8/20/f_magpsreadm_fb2dce2.jpg [Parker flicks to page 8 & starts to read snippets of Haze's interview outload] HAZE-'I'm only talking about that piece of crap cause your payin me,i carried his ass for 2 years!' Parker-That son of a bitch! Haze-'I was loyal to him when we were in Pillars of Destruction,then he screwed me in the middle of the ring for a lousy amount of cash,put me out of action for 15 months,jumped ship to OCW and i haven't seen him since' Cosmo-He has a point dude Parker-Shut up dick,i didn't do it for money,i did it for free,and i'd do it again in a heartbeat,i did what was required to get ahead. Haze-'No one should EVER trust this motherfu**er,he will do ANYTHING to get ahead in this business,the dude would even screw his own mother!' Haze-'Yeah i see he's in the big league's now with OCW but one day i'll get my revenge,trust me, its not over between us.' Parker-This is bollocks,i'm gonna ring the editor and give them my side of the story! [Parker slams the magazine down on the coffee table..picks up the phone and starts to dial].........