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Parker

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  1. Lmao AA! I have no comeback for that one...except....... http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/1/15/f_dreddm_e69e1a1.jpg
  2. Rko spree..lmao..you'd have to shit in the bag of every1 you rko'd also.
  3. You do realise every shitty fed under the sun is gonna steal this idea and claim it as their own as with everything else..more xbox forum flame wars here we come :)
  4. Sweet video man...this will be good
  5. Nice read man, i quite enjoyed that.
  6. This is actually a really great idea, i'm looking forward to keeping track of this.
  7. Oh great...this week i got the white Mc Hammer
  8. Holy shit! what a main event! the pittsburgh screwjob! martins didn't have me smythe, or he would have got the 3 count :) but he put up one hell of a fight. And there's nothing wrong with my elbow drop finisher!
  9. Smythe...you are officially the Extreme one's bitch. (but good try again)
  10. man i marked for chino's entrance...
  11. Very interesting read,,it will be good to see what comes from this.
  12. hmmm...whats his gamertag, i cant find him on the wrestlers page
  13. Not meaning to sound disrespectful but who the hell is Otomo Musashi?
  14. Kage vs Pugh as the first match of 2008? nothin like a little man rape to kick off the new year!! you could even re-hire D-Jack to hand out lube at ring side so Pugh doesnt get ring sting.
  15. I hope your vote for Smythe was for worst dressed and not rookie of the year! :) He must win that award for his Bananaman outfit.
  16. Voted
  17. I'd have said you were in the running for the rookie of the year award (behind me of course :)) until I read Bloom's articale and it said DnD were rookies :( The award already has Bauer's name on it if there's any justice.
  18. Look at alL the handy work he has done to you chino...and he still aint won your dam belt :).........SUUUUUCKKKAAAAAAAAAA!
  19. spoiler? your like a year late dumb ass, 2007 was last january :)
  20. *Scene opens in a newyork hotel room,in the middle of the room there's an un-made bed with a popped open suitcase in the middle of it,there's a bundle of clothes in the suitcase and you can just make out the strap of the OCW Hardcore title poking out of the side. There's an impatient looking reporter sat on the end of the bed tapping their dictaphone.* Venom steps out of the shower and pulls a towel round his waist,then opens the door to let some of the steam out, he turns round to face the sink and places one hand either side,then lets out a big sigh... He then shouts through the open door to the reporter. Venom-You ready Stan? Reporter-My name is Melinda sir,and i'm female. Venom-female? If you say so...I'll never remember your name,you'll be Stan for this interview. *Melinda mutters 'Jackass' under her breath* Venom-I'm actually glad of this winter break, it gives me time to sort my head out. Stan-Why? Whats wrong with it? Venom-Its messed up....I have failed in 2007,failed the Dogs,failed myself and failed my fans... Stan-How so? You are the OCW Hardcore champion, not once,but 2 time champion in your rookie season,plus you must surley be in the running for rookie of the year? Venom-Maybe,I imagine it to be tight though,Smythe has had a big year also,although he has no strap,and I have beaten him the dam fans still mark for that canuck! Plus there's big Alex Cooper,Tyro Kraven,and loads more..its a close contest. Stan-So how have you failed? Venom-I failed at Chill Faktor..What happened to Recon was my fault..he asked me to go out and soften Gaines up. Stan-Which you did,very well I might add,any more violent and it'd be banned in most movie theatres! Venom-Movie violence? are you mocking me? THIS IS REAL TO ME DAMMIT!...This is what I do.....'soften him up'..I'm the Hardcore champ for god sake, I dont soften people up! I should have hospitalised that sum' bitch! Stan-I think you did a good job... Venom-Obviously it wasn't good enough...seeing as Gaines pinned recon...whats worse is that when he was getting beat down after the match,Id already left the arena! He's my mentor,I'm supposed to back him up! Stan-You seem angry... *Venom wipes some of the steam off the mirror infront of him and stares deep into his reflection...* Venom-(shouting) I AM ANGRY!...2008 is gonna be different,trust me,I aim to be the longest reigning Hardcore champion in OCW history... no gimmiks,no ring names,no fancy costumes....just good old anger and violence...and boy,do i have a lot of anger..... Stan-No gimmicks? you mean your ditching the face paint? Venom-HELL NO! My paint is what makes me unique,it gives my opponents a physical focal point for their fear... *Suddenly Venom punches the mirror infront of him,smashing it to pieces,Stan jumps up from where she was sitting,Venom spins round to face her with a menacing look on his face,as blood from his hand drips onto the tiles from embedded glass in his knuckles,he holds up his bloodied fist towards Stan* Venom-You see this...this represents what i bring in 2008....and people are gonna pay.. *He flicks his hand at Stan,some of the blood hits her in the face* Parker Stevens-Venom is dead.....I told you people when I joined OCW,remember the name Parker Stevens......and in 2008 I will be ...UNFORGETTABLE! Stan-:eek: Parker Stevens...This interview is over son..now leave...and get that shit lined up. *Stan quickly grabs her bag and runs for the door,wiping the blood off her face and mumbling 'asshole' as she goes through the door.* *scene fades out*
  21. Recon is a highflyer.... noooooo.... he`s like a nerdy guy with an evil mind... Markable... I`m guessing the random attacker is Sam... why did nowone come to help Recon??? strange indeed... I was thinking the same thing....
  22. Holy shit! what an end to a show! RD MONEY= biggest sell out of 2007! no need to vote for that shit! Congratz to Deano,great match between you and trips, and I mark for Deano's finisher. Epic battle between Kage and AJ,I want my money back for the CCW main event! Chino,great job man, you dont look right without that belt round your waist. congratz man. Vince Valmont looks exactly like Ov Terror..lol
  23. I understand where he is coming from, but i have only seen crowe and fausto use elbow drops
  24. you really have a problem with heavyweight top rope finidhers..lol...basic ones like the elbow drop or splash aren't bad at all, bam bam bigelow used to do a moonsault for christ sake :)
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