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Parker

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  1. Hotline Help: Now now, let me walk you through this. Are you on a tall building? Manny: No, I'm sitting in a glass case of emotion. LMFAO :)
  2. The scene opens in the D.O.W office and Recon is seen pacing around the room whilst Parker Stevens and Ov Terror are sat in the office chairs looking at him. Recon-So,do any of you have any plans or ideas on what you want to do yet? Ov-'Well,to be honest,i'm looking forward to putting that little mexican in his place,he's been dissing me for a few weeks now and i have had enough.' Recon-'Good,good..what about you?' Parker-'I'm going in a new direction with my plans,this dog is going Hardcore.' Recon & Ov-'What?' Parker-'You heard me,i'm going after KAAANG James,i have a title shot at the Clash and i intend to bring the belt back to D.O.W.' Recon-'Really? You sure your ready for that? Hardcore matches can be brutal you know.' Parker-'I know,I know,but i'm sure i'll get used to it,hell,i know i love hitting people with chairs,i'll just make sure they dont get a chance to hit me back,the more pain i get to inflict the better.' Ov-'Dont you think you need to change your image if your going to be Hardcore?' Parker-'What do you mean?' Ov-'Well you look like a god dam cartoon character,or a reject from a mime convention,You dont even have a cool ring name for god sake..Parker Stevens isnt exactly scary you know,and Pee Stee sounds like a wigga rip off Vanilla Ice tribute.' Parker-Oh yeah,well have you ever seen anybody wet them self when they see..The Tall Guy'..no.didn't think so.' Recon-'ENOUGH!..we need to strike fear in the hearts of this federation!' Parker-'Maybe we would if lanky over there would actually win a match.' Ov-'Asshole' Recon-'Ov,how about ...The Tower of Terror,or..The Big O? Ov-'Hmm.. Think I will stick with Ov.' Recon-'Parker,you need to be ruthless if you are going to be in the hardcore division,you must be lethal to your opponents,from The Clash onwards,your ring name shall be....Venom.' Parker-'Venom huh?..I like it,but why do we have to change our names and the others dont?' Recon-'Because Trips is Trips and Pugh is a cunt.' Parker-'WHAT?' Recon-'He's a cunt,The CUrreNT classic.' Parker-'Oh,I see what you did there.' Recon-'Enough of this name business,lets get back to my plans.' Scene fades out
  3. Dam that was a long ass RP,it feels to me like your taking pot shots at other fed owners to sort of get a seal of approval here. I may be way off but thats how i read it.
  4. I wasnt havin a dig man, i was just messing around,as it gives me time to work on some stuff i got planned anyway :)
  5. The second week in a row i have not been booked! This means war..... Looking forward to Smythe vs Leon
  6. See how much you laugh when i cock my leg and piss on your lawnmower...doggy style!
  7. 'Straight shootin with Jaysin'?...that title is fucked up as we all know your sperm dont swim straight,more 'backwards'..hence the resulting shitservant :)
  8. I dont have an ego, truthfully tho,i havent had any real experience with brad yet,so i guess i'm below his radar :)
  9. I actually think smythe vs AA will be a close match, i dont think it will be a squash match to either of them,it will go to the wire.
  10. The perfect Circle qualifiers are gonna be sweet,i was really hoping Ov would pick up his first win on this card,but i have a feeling he's gonna be chugging on Versus's cheesy balls when its all said and done.
  11. Holy shit there's some testosterone in this room tonight.
  12. lol..yeah,thats the impression i got also
  13. yeah..lol..oi wondered why the hell i was in a match! also, i marked the hell outta the final fantasy 7 music on leons rp..brilliant
  14. Happy Birthday!
  15. ahh..ok..thnx for the info man :)
  16. I'm not usually in the title picture Smythe, it was just a random title shot to make DJ defend his belt.Wish i had enough cash to buy a re-match token! as it was a good match...speedy little bastard!
  17. :eek:
  18. Thats coz ur mexican and ur greatest export is a mouse called speedy
  19. Carlos-You may have beaten Ov,but that just moves you up my shit list! good job your not booked, get your rest,you'll need it...
  20. That could be the wierdest and most disturbing RP i have ever read.
  21. Scaggs you asshole! My name is PARKER STEVENS! I will bitch slap you next time you call me peter! and what the hell happened to my intro music?
  22. Hmmm..aren't you supposed to let the finisher icon flash up first? seemed a cheesy finish to me
  23. Scaggs you asshole! its Pee Stee not 'Pee Stree' When did Guy turn into Harry Potter?
  24. I love this place :)
  25. LMAO..i lol at the Double S britney reference,these RP's are priceless.Baur and Deano are really on fire this week. I'll comment more when i have watched all ther matches.
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