Dan Syndrome Posted October 2, 2007 Posted October 2, 2007 One cold autumn morn DG Jeryko walks to the local police office. He is wearing a long trench coat and pulls the collar up to protect himself from the harsh winds which blow his tears asunder. Jeryko enters the police station and walks to the counter. Jeryko: I'd like to report....... a rape. Policeperson: (pauses) And exactly who has been raped? Jeryko: Well me, well not yet but I will be... apparently. Policeperson: Excuse me? Jeryko: Well you see I'm a professional wrestler and my latest opponent is, well.... he's a god damn rapist apparently I mean... he brags about it!! ALL THE TIME! I just know... it's, it's gonna happen to me too! Policeperson:.... can't you just clench? Jeryko: The game engine does not allow it! Policeperson: ? Jeryko: Nevermind... Later that day Jeryko sits at home cry-wanking over some lesbian pornography in an attempt to grasp onto his sexuality before it is put into question. At the moment of climax he makes a clear decision in his mind that he isn't simply going to lay down spread eagle and allow himself to be violated, oh no DG Jeryko is a man of action. He cleans up and goes to the attic to retrieve some items, he makes his way over to Paul Pugh's house and bangs loudly on the door until answered. Pugh answers and looks down at the bear trap in Jeryko's hand. Jeryko: Pugh get me your K.Y. we've got a job to do. Pugh: WTF??!?!!? Shortly after Jeryko storms inside Pugh's house random passers by could here the houses owner screaming: "You want me to put what? in WHERE?" "NO I refuse REFUSE.... DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME!!!!!!" "Hm.. I could have sworn I was wearing a wristwatch" 1 http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5222/dansigdx9.png
Thomas Maypo Posted October 2, 2007 Posted October 2, 2007 to quote the southpark episode ware timmy and the other kid joins the crips. Im not touching that one with a 50 foot pole RDMoney: I read an article somewhere that creation would be a "Huge" part in this TNA. Now I'm reading that there are only 5 CAW slots and no CAW online. How is this playing a huge part? MIDWAY: Understood. We need to improve in the area. Things got cut, and now we can pick the ball up on those things once again.
Versus Posted October 2, 2007 Posted October 2, 2007 Incredibly graphic and disturbing. I'm sure I'd like it if it was completely different. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d103/JDVS/footprints_1.jpg
Seth Morrison Posted October 2, 2007 Posted October 2, 2007 Ok i take it back. I never started a feud with this guy, and have no clue who he is. DG who? Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Greatness Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Da Fuck? OCW Accomplishments said: OCW World Heavyweight Champion [3 Times] CCW Champion [1 Time] Future Investment Winner 2006 [Inaugural] 2007 OCW Co-Wrestler of the Year [ W/ Nate Ortiz] They just couldn't give it to a black! OCW Hall of Famer | Class 2008
Vanilla Nem Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 wtf thank god gary anthony young isnt around here anymore i wouldnt want to imagine the reply he would give to this RP.
Smythe D. Wonder Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 What The Fuck?????????????????????? Signature 1 - The Alpha Heel Signature 2 - Spear 5 (F) - Stargazer Finisher 1 - Flapjack 2 (F) - The SDW Finisher 2 - Reality check (G) - Dawonderful Dream Finisher 3 (i'm cool enoigh to claim 3 moves) - The Darkside - THe Million Dollar Dream
The Air Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Disturbing too say the least 2k8? I havent figured out 2k7 yet - Big Joe D I am the First Dutch EX-Champion - The Air I am the First European EX-Champion - The Air I am the First True EX-Champion - The Air Delusional? Not at all! I Speak the Truth, cause I can proof it and the others can't. Those Heavy !@#$%^&& ain't got none on me.
Parker Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 That could be the wierdest and most disturbing RP i have ever read. http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5774/sig2uq.jpg 2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences) 1 x NA Champion 1 x Pride Champion 1 x TV Champion 2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion F.I Winner 2012 MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7 'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree 'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17
Ov Terror Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 Effectivly Rendered speechless. http://www.kutaria.com/Wrestling.gif http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3263/wet.gif
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