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    It isn’t clear, but I’m reading this as its in order and I’m ABOVE Dupree where I belong. We Got Em Boys
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    Hey you know I invented Mexico, that’s why I named it the “I Don’t Understand Peninsula”!
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    Could slide him into the OCW Title Picture too
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    Nani Do I have to change my business cards now?
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    See you in 5 years Japan!
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    How FUCKING dare you mention my name in the same breath as AC Cobra, I hope Winnie the Pugh dog walks you
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    This Mandy Rose shit really doesn’t resonate with Rust
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    Hey, hey Jay look at your DMs
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    Riot 589 The camera pans into catering where Spider is sitting at a table with Marcus. RYU: So, like I said, I’m just one world title away from being a Grand Slam champion. Marcus: I don’t follow… RYU: Well you know who has the FI contract, that's like a guaranteed world title shot. Marcus: So what you’re saying is…. RYU: So we kick him out of TWC and then I get to have my Grand Slam! Aisu: What do you think this is the Academy? Spider looks directly at the camera. RYU: Huh… I guess not. John Carter walks into the shot. RYU: Oh hey John, I didn’t notice you there… Marcus bites into a nice piece of tuna fish sandwich on a stick to avoid saying anything. John: Oh hey Spider I just wanted to thank you man. Ever since you took me from the academy I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulder. I don’t understand why people say you’re a snake and all that you’re really a great guy.
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    Its amazing what how ingrained the Spider Slander has become, I can crow all day about who I’ve beaten (Legends, Champions, Contenders, etc). So if you don’t want to take my word for it, ask the numbers man Bingo who I’ve beaten. Please don’t confuse me with whatever excuse you have for someone to look up to today. I don’t even wear boots and Air Rays isn’t fit enough to lace them.
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    You fight me Hilarious! You fight rookies and alts, I fight Legends, I fight Champions, I fight the damn owner of the Company. You aren’t on my level, thats why John made the decision he made. He’s moving on and moving up, you grasping at straws is embarrassing.
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    Quartz isn’t going to fuck you
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    http://media.discordapp.net/attachments/309837930543972352/895126576826564618/image0.jpg
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    Jay is a cheater and I hate him
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    Night TTTwo
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    Footage plays from Trumoil 264, we see Spider watching the monumental Tag Match from Gorilla Position. Suddenly Security rushes in grabbing Spider and ushering him out of Gorilla and off camera The camera fades into Ryu Matsumoto’s home office. Ryu is sitting at his desk, a stern look on his face. RYU[/b]: Jaysin Sensation doesn’t understand. He talks about his Legends and bigs them up. He thinks that suspending me will change the reality that’s just now setting in. RYU: When his so called legends get hit by Quartz they feel that power, they feel that weight, and as great as they are or were, they crumple. RYU: Quartz is a different type of animal. We’ve seen it all this season, Nate Ortiz has run roughshod on the roster. RYU: But EVERY.SINGLE.TIME he comes face to face with the New Storm it ends the same exact way. RYU: Jaysin, some of these people are calling me Mystic Matsumoto. They think I’m just picking names out of a hat and they suddenly become great. RYU: But that's not what I do, I don’t predict anything, I don’t guess at anything. I see the greatness in every single person I’ve worked with and I find a way to help them realize that greatness. RYU: And Quartz is the greatest of them all. Wrestlution is coming Jaysin, and when the greatest of the greats in Jaysin Sensation’s world comes face to face with the New Storm, it's going to end the same way it's ended every time it’s happened. RYU: Quartz is going to tear OCW’s Heart out at Lution, and its Soul will belong to the Trash Spider, Ryu Matsumoto.
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    Ryu Matsumoto is sitting back in the TTT Dojo as students are practicing around him. The camera approaches him Camera-man: Hey Spider, word on the street is H2O has been calling you out, said you were ducking him. Spider stares blankly into the camera for a moment RYU: That’s no problem. RYU: Harvey challenged me to a match? RYU: You challenged me, I accept your challenge, stupid. Background Voice: That was the lousiest kick I’ve seen in my gah’ damn life. You look like Harvey Ocean over here. The camera pans to see the voice. Dressed in a pair of sweatpants, wearing 2 black-belts on top of each other, is Ijitu Quartz. He slaps one of the TTT Dojo students and they fall to the ground. He shakes his heads, tightens the two belts and walks over to Spider. RYU: You see, we here at the Dojo train only top tier level fighters. RYU: and you, Harvey. You never trained here. Quartz: That’s because nobody with any sense would ever let him into their establishment. I heard he doesn’t bathe. RYU: You heard that? Quartz: I heard that! Quartz: For him to challenge you? That’s what his Canadian ilk would call “a huge mistake”. RYU: What a coincidence! That’s what they’d call it in Osaka too. Quartz: That’s because Harvey Ocean is a joke WORLDWIDE, SPIDER. Quartz hears something behind him and turns to see what the issue is. A student seems to have injured his ankle and is holding it, balancing himself against a nearby wall. Quartz: HEY! Are you faking another injury, Kyle?! Is this the Solomon Caine Dojo or the TTT Dojo!? Quartz shakes his head. Quartz: I’ll handle this, Spider. He stomps off, tightening the two black belts once again as Ryu nods in approval and looks back to the camera-man. RYU: Harvey, me beating you isn’t brain surgery, it's not rocket science, hell it's not even algebra. RYU: It’s basic math. RYU: One plus one equals two, the sky is blue, cows go moo, Ryu vs H2O I’m gunna win. RYU: Basic.Math.UNDEFEATED
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    See I told you all, I was a better Champion than Wrex. When management screwed me I just came back and ripped MY belt out of their hands, Wrex just rolling over and showing his belly SAD! AND STILL THE REAL WORLD’S CHAMPION ME
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    Oh don’t worry Jay, I have some words for you on this coming Riot, the Anni Show was a Travesty Facs
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    Eh eh eh, this is a Competitive Division, not the Women’s Division. If Sparks wants to be in contention for THE World’s Championship he needs to be cleared of all injuries before Trumoil. Otherwise he needs to relinquish his spot. FACS
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    You hate to see it.
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    http://media.discordapp.net/attachments/309837930543972352/639824591274901526/image0.png If you can get past the Job squad maybe you can convince Jay to give up on his conspiracy and let you put up the 2 pounds of plastic against MY 10 pounds of Gold.
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    Sorry about that bud, might have been because I was so flabbergasted that they convinced someone who I thought was a “””veteran””” to jerk the curtain against 3 rookies for a toy belt from the merch stand.
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    LOL I just want you guys to know, if I had come back I had Ryu Matsumoto vs Mugen lined up for the REAL World’s Championship. Enjoy “Perpetual Might Have Been” vs “Who?” vs “Dead Weight” vs “Huh?” instead

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