Mugen

How about 'receive' and 'dick'?

While y'all playing your Chess and Checkers, I'm playing OCW like....

I don't care if I got my ass whooped. I got to legally attempt murder and that's fine by me :)

Bet ya 5 bucks that Madison is going to say something here in response. SAY SOMETHING STUPID MADISON!

I would have berated

Dat last page doe

It's also easy to be extremely evil when your foil is a "vanilla cookie cutter, can't do no wrong superhero who kisses the babies as he comes down to the ring, gives money to the poor, does community service in his free time, family man with KEEEEEEDS" babyface.

BURN for outing his porn fetishes

Let me fix that for you. "Mugen has entrance of the season so far."

Well, did you submit anything?

shame shame shame

I didn't realize the L team beat the A team. Can somebody tell me when that happened? Let me go speak to HR

This Liger entrance music doe

We find ourselves in the OCW HQ, specifically in the office of the one and only Overlord of OCW, The Lord of the Lariat and the OCW World Champion, Mugen. He is seen sans face paint looking over some documents at his desk while also twirling a pen in his free hand. The phone all of a sudden starts playing "It's Hip to be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News. Mugen hums to his ringtone for a moment before putting the phone on speaker. Mugen: Overlord here, speak to me. Voice: Mr. Honorable Mugen, this is Dr. Devin Brick and I wanted to update you on a breakthrough with the serum. Mugen: Speak to me Darnell. Dr. Brick: It's Devonte sir. Mugen: Carry on. Dr. Brick: Right, yes, well it looks like the serum to cure the multiple personality disorder works. We tested it on one of the subjects here and it seems to have suppressed their mood changes and kept them rather normal. Mugen: Excellent, keep up the good work Douglas. Dr. Brick: (sighs) But what I don't understand is how this will get us to cure the anger issues with Mr. Sensation if we ever find him. Mugen: First of all, it's a matter of time before we find him. Mr. AJ Phoenix assures me that. Second of all, this serum you are developing isn't for Sensation dummy. Mugen is seen sitting back in his chair with is feet up on the desk now. Mugen: D'Brickashaw, my smart but silly scientist. I am a man with a plan, a grand plan. Just make sure you are able to get this serum in my hands for use. Dr. Brick: Yes sir, I'm on it. Mugen: Hey Devin. Dr. Brick: Yes sir? Mugen: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Dr. Brick: I mean, they are alright.....but I don't really listen to them like that. Mugen: Well, that's a shame. Talk to you later. Mugen presses the button to hang up the call and starts humming to himself again. Mugen: You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care. Cause I can tell what's going on. It's hip to be square The scene fades out.

Harambe Mobile..................ha.............. Never Forget

Pepe Silvia

If you and Cody Storm plan on doing an Undertaker and Kane brother storyline, I'm down for it

http://i.imgur.com/5xSgWpP.jpg

It's done for you dummy http://i.imgur.com/TaLxpx2.jpg

We find ourselves in the OCW HQ where some office staff are seen hard at work keeping OCW running like the premiere wrestling company that it is. Without warning we see a stack of papers flying up in the air and a couple of shrieks from the female employees. As the view focuses in on the chaos, we find out that it is actually The Overlord, The Lord of the Lariat, The Messiah of the Multiverse and new OCW Champion who has started this commotion. Not wearing his trademark face paint today, he looks extremely pissed off with a piece of paper in his hand. As he quickly scans the office he raises up the piece of paper which is actually a promotional photo that was just sent out for press release. http://i.imgur.com/19FdGdN.jpg Mugen: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! Mugen looks around as everybody is staring at him. Mugen: SERIOUSLY. WHO MADE THIS GRAPHIC WITHOUT MY APPROVAL. I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. We see a hand slowly coming up from the back part of the office. Mugen: YOU! FRONT AND CENTER! The hand comes down as we see a portly white gentleman, wait he might be Hispanic, maybe part Native American. Whatever he is, he's fat okay? And balding, oh he's definitely balding. Mugen: State your name. Employee: I'm George. Mugen: GEORGE! And what do you do here? George: I'm one of the interns in the marketing department. Mugen: INTERN?! You are balding kid! George: It's a family thing. My father's 48 and he's been bald since 31. Mugen: JESUS CHRIST. Well...........so you are the one responsible for this graphic. Mugen raises the photo again and sticks it in George's face. George: Yes? Please don't hurt me Mr. Mugen. Mugen starts laughing as he smells the fear on George. Actually he also smells what George just had for lunch because the stupid sonofagun had onions all in his sandwich. Stick to salads kid. Mugen: I'd like to thank you, and say you did a good job...... George's eyes light up like the 4th of July at what he has just heard. George: Well, you don't have to thank me, it was pretty easy to make you look good..... Mugen cuts him off mid-sentence. Mugen: You did a good job on SCREWING UP EVERYTHING. The fear in George's eyes are back as he sees anger in Mugen's eyes. Mugen: WHO THE HELL AUTHORIZED YOU TO MAKE THIS AND SEND THIS. George: I did...... Mugen sighs for a moment. Mugen: This is all very stressful and very embarassing.............TO ME. WHAT THE HELL DO WE PAY YOU HERE FOR?! George: Well.....you don't pay me, I'm doing this for college credit. Mugen: Well George...........I will see to it that you do not get ANY CREDIT FOR THIS SEMESTER. George, thank you. Thank you for your services for you are no longer needed and thank you......for this..... Without warning, Mugen kicks George in his big belly and grabs him by the last bit of hair he has left. Mugen motions for other employees to leave the nearby break room with his free hand. Mugen then takes George and sets him up for what looks like Imugenation. Using some extra force, Mugen sends George right through the window separating the break room from the rest of the office with a vintage Imugenation. Mugen: YOU DUMMY! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOOK FOOLISH WITH THE GRAPHIC. HOW COME YOU DIDN'T USE ONE OF THE STUDIO PHOTOS OF ME WITH THE BELT? YOU DUMMY, WHY WOULD YOU JUST CRUDELY PLACE A BELT CUT ON MY HAND? Mugen starts stomping on the downed former intern and continues to berate him. Mugen: WHO THE HELL USES THAT KIND OF FONT? WHAT ARE WE, IN 5TH GRADE? THIS FONT IS FOR A 5TH GRADER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. AND WHO'S PAYING FOR THIS STOCK PHOTO OF FIREWORKS YOU USED? BETTER NOT BE ME. Mugen starts kicking the near lifeless body of George. Mugen: AND FREE CAKE?! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE CAKE. THE ONLY THING YOU GOT RIGHT IS THAT DRAGO GETS NO CAKE. LOSERS DESERVE NO CAKE. Mugen stops the beating as the rest of the office is still shocked at what just happened in front of them. Mugen turns around to look at them. Mugen: If you have a problem, please speak up now or forever hold your peace. Nobody in the office has anything to say and they all turn back to their desks to work as if nothing happened. Mugen tidies his suit jacket back up and wipes some of the sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief. Mugen walks over to two of the new security staff brought in by his new business associate AJ Phoenix. Mugen: Please escort George out of the building and please get me on the line with Human Resources ASAP. I think we are going to need to speak on a variety of topics regarding who we hire these days. The two men nod and get onto their work. Mugen: I'm not letting anyone ruin my celebration. The scene fades out as we see Mugen enter an elevator.

Even Madison? Yikes

Please keep the song as you were my favorite comedy gimmick of all time :)