Mugen

Urban Juice sounds like a porno. B-B-B-B-BRAZZERS

I think Jett just got caught in Denny's crossfire after.............

First!

First!

Thought there was a breakthrough last week but it was actually just Pugh dressed up as H2O

Cept the desk was just you, sounding like you sat in the corner of a dark dark basement getting a tan from the glow of your CRT monitor going "Hullo gaiz, its the Grand Puba, the CEO, Owner, Proprietor of Online Championship Wrestling, Jaysin Sensation."

So I guess you're welcome? This is also a reaction gif of me post Anniversary show

Reminds me of when I was booked against The Book.

Suck my dick for the belt? Jayzusssss

As the King of Kindness, I will pay for all epileptic related medical bills. Straight cash

#JusticeForFlojo

Lol dear god

The footage then cuts to the start of the FOW show, where a wrestler is making his entrance. Problem is is that this particular wrestler’s attire is a vomit-inducing mess of wildly bright colors. Ryu: I’ve seen literal garbage that looks better than this. Drago covers his mouth in an attempt not to puke at the movement of all these colors. Mugen: His attire is…...subpar to say the least. Let’s see if he can talk the talk. The FOW wrestler makes the unfortunate decision to pick up a microphone. His voice is quite high-pitched and grating. Dummy: ….HERMAN, YOU’RE NOT HALF THE MAN THAT I AM!!!! Uh…. He looks around at the crowd as the sweat drips from his forehead. He looks at his arm and squints to try to see the promo notes he wrote. Drago: Notes…..? How can he forgot line already? Line? What is line??? Ryu: He’s sweating so much, his promo notes washed away. Mugen: This is DISGUSTING. Dummy: …...AND I GOT HALF THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO!!!!! We hear music hit as someone else seems to be making their entrance. Ryu: Thank god, we have a hero coming in for the save. Ryu would soon realize how wrong he was, as a morbidly obese man waddles out from behind a curtain. Mugen: HE’S FAT HAH Drago: What is he wearing… I can see… Drago puts his hands over his mouth again stifling a vomiting spell. Mugen: OH GOD! THE FAT FORMS A VAGINA ON HIS BELLY. Drago turns away from the camera and we hear gagging noises. Mugen: You know what’s the worst part? Drago and Ryu’s eyes perk up Mugen: He’s their world champion. Gustav “Good Hair” Biggs. HE’S THEIR WORLD FREAKING CHAMPION. Bewilderment takes over Drago and Ryu to the point that they are throwing their arms in the air. Ryu: But he has no belt……..wait………..oh………….god…… We watch as Gustav literally removes the championship from underneath the folds in his belly. Jesus christ, his belly literally sucked the belt in. All three react differently in disgust to what they just saw. Mugen: So, funny story guys. We have actually infiltrated the promotion for many months now. We sent one of our friends in as a secret spy to get us the insider information about the company. You might know him as…... -COMMERCIAL BREAK-

Mugen: Tonight is the bi-weekly “TV” tapings for FOW. I did TV with the airquotes because the only channel willing to air them is the local access channel that airs them at 2AM Saturday nights. There are also 3 people who subscribe to their online service. Despite the efforts of Norman, growth just hasn’t happened. We find Mugen sitting in the Mercedes Benz with Drago Cesar and Ryu Matsumoto who have joined him as his “”””””experts”””””” tonight. Mugen: Tonight, I’ve brought in two of my experts, two of my good friends in the wrestling business who I trust. Ryu Matsumoto……… A graphic shows on the screen with some of his accomplishments: South Carolina Governor, Main Evented Wrestlution………………………….PRIME, 2x (World) Ex Champion. Mugen: Ryu and I go way back, working some of the carniest of places in Japan and in America so I know his knowledge is immense. Ryu waves for the camera. Mugen: Now over here is Drago Cesar….. A graphic shows on the screen with some of his accomplishments: 2x OCW World Champion, 2x North American Champion, Overall Swell Guy Mugen: A rival on screen but certainly a friend off screen, we are finally joining forces again to form this unholy alliance. A world champion, like myself, he knows the level of class needed to operate a company. The two shake hands as the footage pans to the three of them sitting in front of a 20” screen set up for the three of them to watch. Mugen: So guys, we are right outside the VFW Hall that FOW is running from tonight. I’ve had the camera crew set up our own cameras inside the venue so that we can get a close look at exactly how bad things are going for Norman. -COMMERCIAL BREAK-

Mugen is in the parking lot of a VFW Hall in front of his Mercedes Benz G-650 talking to the camera. Mugen: Fight Online Wrestling, a rather young company in the wrestling game has been experiencing some growing pains as of late. Clip rolls of two out of shape wrestlers in a dimly lit gymnasium flopping around like two fish, incapable of connecting moves on each other. Mugen: An inexperienced former wrestler believed that he could start a promotion by taking everything he learned from where he used to wrestle. Clip rolls of Norman talking to his wrestlers backstage, “If you guys just stop being [muffled crab noises] then we can make some money tonight.” Mugen: It worked at first because people liked this new product, but after 2 years of being in business, he has had to give up money, fame and worst……...his DIGNITY. Clip rolls of Norman screaming at a picture of Nate Ortiz. “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST WORK FOR ME?!” Mugen: Norman contacted me recently and asked if I could help. Now we crossed paths in our careers at one point and I’ll be honest, I never liked him. BUT, I can never deny a man a way to make money. (Interview Clip Rolls) Norman: I’m about $100,000 in debt and worst of it all, I have had to ditch the leather I wore in my wrestling days and now look at me! Norman starts motioning at his attire and we see Norman dressed in a polo shirt and khaki shorts. Mugen: Can we bring back the fire that used to exist in this man or is it hopeless?Tonight, on Fed Rescue.

In the United States, there are nearly 1000 independently owned and operated wrestling promotions. Some of them flourish but many of them close. This year, about half of these companies will close their doors for good. If things don’t change soon, Fight Online Wrestling in Augusta, Georgia will be just another statistic. The owner, Norman “White Milk” Dadsmen, has agreed to pull back the doors, bust open the books and make a call for help to…………….Fed Rescue. Running a wrestling promotion is not only a business but it is a precise science. Former World Heavyweight Champion and ex-owner of Online Championship Wrestling knows this wrestling science better than anybody else. Clip rolls of Mugen saying “I don’t embrace dummies, I embrace winners”. A 15 year veteran of the business, Mugen has traveled the world wrestling for all kinds of promoters. Competent ones, semi-competent ones and the dummies. He has transformed hundreds of failing promotions worldwide. Clip rolls of Mugen saying “Give me one reason I should trust you. Because right now I have NONE” Mugen turns money pits…… Clip rolls of Mugen saying “STOP THE SHOW, STOP THE SHOW” Into money-makers for the income funnel.

The cameras start rolling at New York's Premiere Establishment owned by a Wrestler, Sakuraba's. The only 2 Michelin Star Rated restaurant, owned by a wrestler. We see the owner, our Overlord, the Suplex Savior, the God of the Gamengiri, Mugen walking around entertaining some of New York's most elite socialites. A commotion occurs in the front area of the restaurant, where we see a kid in partial facepaint and a black arm sleeve on his left arm.....wait a second, he's also wearing a Dennis Black #1 Fan shirt. Now shoot me, the back of his shirt says @NYDennisBlackKid. Seriously, who does this? Anyways.......back to the story......he's running in past Ricky Chan, the head security guard of Sakuraba's. Without even looking, Mugen puts his hand out to his side and stops the kid right in his tracks. Mugen: Hey kid, are you one of them Make a Wishers? Kid: Uh, no. You don't know who I am? Mugen looks at the kid sternly. Mugen: No, what is this? You are about.............two months too early for Halloween. Kid: Aw you know who I am Mr. Mugen sir! I'm that Dennis Black Kid. Mugen: What? DB Kid: I'm Dennis Black's #1 Fan. He is my favorite wrestler of all time. So I dedicate my life to him. Mugen: Okay, so why are you barging into my restaurant? We see Ricky running out of breath towards Mugen and DB Kid but Mugen motions him to go away. Mugen seems genuinely interested in figuring out what this kid is about. DB Kid: Well, my thing is that I like to take pictures with all of my favorite wrestlers and you are one of the last people I haven't gotten a picture with. I know it's Summercide soon so I figure everybody will be in town! Mugen: Yea....................................um............... DB Kid takes out his iPhone and starts showing Mugen pictures of him with people like Paul Pugh, Drago Cesar, a disgusted looking Mr. Sensation just to name a few. Mugen: Yea...........not happening tonight kid. I'm busy here. DB Kid: AW COME ON, I came all the way out from Brooklyn to find you. Mugen: But why even..... DB Kid: BUT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE WRESTLER. Mugen: What? You are literally dressed like that cinnamon midget Dennis Black, isn't he your favorite wrestler? DB Kid: Yea, but he's my favorite wrestler of all time, you are my favorite wrestler now! Mugen: Yea............still not happening. Sorry kid. How about this? Mugen grabs a napkin off a nearby table and signs it real quick. Mugen: Will you take this and leave me alone tonight? DB Kid: SURE! THAT WILL DO! Can I also get a Sakuraba's Jacket? Mugen: NO! WHAT? That's reserved for wrestlers, not a fan...... DB Kid: Okay! Bye Mr. Mugen! DB Kid rushes out towards the exit as Mugen just shakes his head. We see a familiar face in Bobby Minio walk in through the door just as DB Kid is leaving and we see him get asked for a selfie. He reluctantly obliges and walks towards Mugen after the horrifying moment. Minio: Who was that? Was that a Make a Wish Kid? Mugen: You don't even want to know...... The scene fades to black.

First as always

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He's cultivating mass

You are still a midget junior in Japan young boy. Go to the f*******************g dojo and make me a ham sandwich Doris Black

I like money

(Editors note: Thank you for reading, our Googles crashed earlier and we were working really hard on this RP so we appreciate you sticking it out and reading our 6 hour masterpiece. We really do. Long Live OCW) Dragona waited. The lights above shim blinked and sparked out of the air. There were dermons in the base. sHe didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. Hers warnings to kong of indeez kalx estbrok were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. dragona was a space marine for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the spaceships ands he said to dad “I want to buy the dvds daddy.” Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY THE DERMON HERMANS” There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the space station base of the OCW she knew there were dermens. “This is Jany Law” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dermens!” So Dragona gotted hers palsma rifle and blew up the wall. “sHE GOING TO KILL US” said the dermons “I will shoot at thim” said the cyberdermone and he fired the rocket missiles. Dragona plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. “No! I must kill the dermens” hse shouted The radio said “No, dragona. You aredermon herman” And then dragona wasl got too long arms. Molby cume in and like yo wut Derman Mane why you come in rap deamon stuf Boris cesar was drago cesars brother in drago island after he fought in siberia war. They once went hunting trip to fite bears but drago was :( that day. I just wana fite the bears. Boris said to drago well fite bears i promise big brohan. And then instead of a bear they found a t rex. Ahhh said them both as trex chase them down forest. Dont worry drago ill portect you. Boris grab a net and put on trex and save day, but. ouch . the trex ated boris dragos brother. No boris was my brother? and then drago was really sed. then vryone dieded. to be continue? Molby used to be frand of jessie jessica jess jessika jezz dumb gurl. they was rummate onz and molby no lyk her stoopid hed. one day jessiKa sed she run train at pine dojo but she meant she trayning like olympik. molby no lyk jessika stoopid blond dermy take hur shine so she sed no mo bessfrand edeiot. molly wrassle now to say eff you stupid jessika. To be continue? Berfa was olympik lyft chumpion. nobody stup big gyrl like berfa because berfa ate yur lunch. one day berfa sey she no make enuff muney so she gon lern to beat up silly punnnny gurl for muney. nobody say no to berfa becasue berfa is big gyrl. She no lyk mozt girlz. she powerbumb, she slam, she slim, she slum, she slimmizaumsz little gyrls into wall. One day she go to lnch n say “i eat u” lunch say “nu plz :(“ then berfa say “hangry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” then lunch was eat. To beez continue? Sentay hairline was a buny girl who fit bad guys lick the okester and inconvence stor managir. my naim is sentay hairline sed sentay hairline as she grab a hairline rush and stab a badguy in his hart and rip it out. It was censor wit blek lines so its pg. I saiv the day nd now i wil win bumshelz tyle. to b continue/ Fin

Foist?

Who the hell let you in my office? Why the hell is Sensation even there? What will ever happen to Sensation, Drago and Mugen? Stay tuned to the next episode of Dragonball.....EHHH Riot.