Drago Cesar

Thank you Jay. Thank you OCW.

This is Cobretti's best feud/angle to date.

Be still my beating heart.

Some things I liked: - Rookies putting in the work. I see you. - Belle/FloJo being another women's tag team? Hmm....Ashley/Empress doing evil tings at Walmart. Calling Empress "Hong Kong Phooey" is probably suspect. - Bray's face turn against Archer working toward Lution. Depending on where he goes with this, I think he can very easily make it work. - CQC/Scumciety working toward title unification???? Certainly spices things up for the tag division for the short term, but I don't know what it'll mean for the long term. Each platform has very few tag teams as is; sticking to just one? idk b. - Benji Moore cutting a pretty decent promo, giving himself loss protection after R2G. I always enjoy the speaking tings he does, sets him apart from the others. However, I think he flubbed his last line as Archer/Bray didn't have a match against each other. - Jehst/Cort doing some good character work, with Cort perhaps teasing something with the last couple of lines there. Jehst/Capo has a lot of great written work going into it, I love Capo's sleaziness. I hope these dudes beat the fuck out of each other at the PPV. Maybe I'll talk about the matches when we hit page two. But for now I'll say it was an all right show with some building blocks to Lution, but it was also very bare bones.

Scaggs and Poling!!!!!! gorilla noises

Stellar main events. Lution looking T H I C C

No this is Patrick

So Tom and Randy are getting whacked right?

Gotta love dat instagram fuckery

Fighting Loki in DMsh forever A fate worse than death?

Bray/TLBS fued make me excite

The suplex so powerful, her arm moved away from her socket and into the air

Wig need not apply

I love this method acting bubba

Interesting finale. I can't believe he was the guy in the hairpiece the whole time.

Fantabuloso matches and VP. Can't wait to read bruh

Sees Jungle 2 Jungle in one of the matches Good show otherwise. Fun matches. Page tsu? Maybe?

Women's division looking STRONG

Fantastic main event.

A TON of interesting angles explored here, especially with the main event. Awesome show.

We turn to what looks to be the P3 soundstage. However, the lights are dimmed and the only light we see is a spotlight shining on Mugen and Drago. The audience claps before the pair settle them down. Mugen: Ladies and gentlemen… Drago: Especially lady. Mugen: Tonight’s episode of the P3 Bonanza is a very special episode, seeing as how it falls just after Ladies Night, and the New Year! Drago: We respect women! Mugen: And we love wrestling! So to celebrate, we’re going t- Suddenly, an off-screen figure snaps their fingers and the pair start to fade away. Drago: Mr. Living Legend Larry Mugen, I’m don’t feel so good! Mugen: OH NO! Both: AIIIIUUUGGGHHHHH Mugen and Drago eventually fade into dust. “Fred Durst” is shown with his mouth agape in shock. The off-screen figure enters the hard camera and the spotlight shines on none other than Molly, the Queen of Kindness. Molly: Good evening to you all. Our producers have figured that you, the audience, are tired of watching some “abstract art” show. What you, more importantly, what WE want is a show that is easily digestible and sane. Therefore, the NEW P3 Bonanza will be hosted by yours truly, Molly. The lights come on again and she goes to take a seat behind Mugen’s desk. A large screen appears right next to her. “Fred Durst”: Yo, this is bulls***. Bubba appears from behind the couch and he sticks his tongue out. Bubba: PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!! Molly: Quiet, you. Molly: Ladies Night was a captivating show that left some of our roster satisfied and some devastated. We had our news correspondent go backstage with more. The television screen transitions to Dragana backstage, looking confused while holding a mic. Sounds of crying are heard from off-screen. Dragana: … The Women’s Champion looks around and awkwardly walks up to Terra Daturas, who happens to be in a ball on the ground, mourning at the death of her flowers. Dragana looks at the screen, shaking her head. Molly: Dragana, ask her about the flowers. Dragana spreads her arms in confusion, wondering what to do. Molly starts clapping with each syllable of her sentence. Molly: The. (CLAP) Flowers. (CLAP) Ask. (CLAP) Her. (CLAP) About. (CLAP) The. (CLAP) Flowers. The Silent Queen grits her teeth and gets down to a knee, holding the mic up to Terra’s face. Terra: Mater Natura…..Why would this happen? Terra turns to Dragana, taking note of the mic and the camera. She looks around confused. Terra: Ms. Dragana? Terra looks up at Dragana with wide sad eyes… but before she can finish her question, she hides her face from embarrassment in her arms, which are resting on her shaky knees. Dragana quietly observes the OCW newcomer who was kind to her just weeks earlier. She holds the microphone up to her balled up body unnervingly. Dragana: … Terra: Nobody wants me to be here… Terra’s words are muffled through her shaky voice and arms, which her head is buried in. Terra: Totius solus… Molly: Ugh. This is going nowhere… Molly crosses her arms and rolls her eyes. She stands up from her seat. Molly: Maybe if I scream into her ear, she’ll finally get the point. Molly: ASK HER ABOUT- Dragana: Ah! A startled Dragana throws down her earpiece and clutches her ear. Molly: THE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS OF THE FLOWERS. The Women’s Champion tosses the earpiece to the other side of the hallway and she looks back at Terra. She reaches in her coat for something and pulls out a large pink flower; the same one Terra handed to her weeks ago. She puts down her mic and places her hand on Terra’s shoulder. Terra lifts her head up and sees the Azalea in Dragana’s hand. Terra sits stunned and lets out a small laugh through her sobbing. Terra: You kept the Azalea! Terra takes the pink flower from her hand and holds it between her hands. She wipes the tears from her face and stands back to her feet. Sounds of shouting can be faintly heard from the earpiece on the other side of the hall. Terra: Thank you. You’re right… I shouldn’t lose hope. There are kind people here. Terra smiles through her red, embarrassed face at The Silent Queen, who smiles back and nods. The enthused OCW newcomer peers over to the camera before looking embarrassed again and scurrying away down the hall as the camera focuses once again on the women’s champion. Dragana: … We turn back to an irritated Molly. Molly: Well that was a waste of time. She turns toward another camera. Molly: Violence and brutality at the main event of Ladies Night. Valkyrie summoning… She drones on as Bubba climbs up on top of the desk and has himself a nice nap on top of the desk, obscuring Molly from the camera’s view. Molly: I did NOT get my journalism degree so you can ruin it! I also didn't suffer through years of being Jessica REEEE Jessie's roommate just to be usurped by The King of The Jungle! She tries to move the lion out of the way, but as he is a very large cat, her attempts are ineffective. She stands up from her seat. Molly: That’s it! “Fred Durst”: Where my boys at? Suddenly….A pair of voices can be heard simultaneously. ???: FREEZE MOTHAFAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The camera pans over to reveal Mugen and Drago blasting the entire set with what look to be dual finger Uzis. “Fred Durst” looks on with bliss in his eyes. Both Drago and Mugen go into slow motion as they do the reloading of their invisible guns slowly. “Fred Durst”: My homies!!! As Mugen and Drago finish reloading, “Fred” notices the invisible finger bullets coming towards him. He clutches his chest as if he’s been shot and he falls over in slow motion going “noooooooo”. Most of the audience falls over from being shot as well, also in slow motion. Mugen and Drago: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! They drop their finger guns and walk to the stage. Molly: You….But how??? Drago: EXPECT. Mugen: THE UNEXPECTED. “Fred” is heard yelling off camera as he suddenly comes into view and jumps through Molly's desk. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Devils%20Night%202018/wbrb.png

We find ourselves at what looks to be a press conference in Tampa, Florida. Reporters and photographers lining up in front of a large table. The decor behind the table are filled with renders of the various women on the OCW roster, with the Ladies Night logo up top. The host of the conference steps out from behind a curtain with a microphone in hand. Host: Thank you kind folks for coming out here tonight! We’re here to promote Ladies Night; the event where our female superstars are given a chance to really shine! At this special event, the Women’s Champion will have to defend her championship against three other participants. The last woman standing will be declared champion! Host: The first challenger for the championship is…. Ace’s music plays over the speakers as she crawls out to the stage. The audience starts to cheer but they’re cut off by Ace screaming broken Japanese at them. The host shows her to her seat. Ace: Hallo! Where Flojo!? She manages to sit at her seat while growling at all the people watching her. Host: Next up…. Lotus FloJo’s theme plays and she arrives to a shower of cheers. She poses for the cameras, putting on her sunglasses. She moonwalks her way over to her seat. FloJo: Hello. Host: The final challenger in the Four Way….. The theme of Ashley Moore plays on the speakers and she arrives holding her phone in front her face and takes a selfie. She walks her way to her seat, not seeming to care what the host or anyone else is doing. Ashley: Do I have to be here? With those two? She points at Flojo and Ace. Host: And finally, OCW’s very own Women’s Champion…… The crowd start to pop, but are instantly silenced by the “shh” sound effect played over the speakers. After a few moments, Dragana’s theme finally plays and she arrives with Johnny Law. She shakes the host’s hand and has herself a seat along with Johnny. She notices the feverish crowd and raises her arms. She slowly lowers them, and the crowd calms down with her. FloJo: Well, whatdaya know, it’s the champ. Dragana waves. Dragana: :) Johnny: Oh jeez, that flight to Tampa must’ve been a…..pain in the neck, am I right? Ace is about to leap out of her seat but she is stopped by FloJo. She barely manages to restrain her friend. FloJo: You never shut up do you? The Mask with a Mouth shakes his head with a blank expression judging from his eyes. Johnny: Nope. For better or worse. Mostly wo- Host: Folks, I’d like to kick things off by having these lovely people ask some questions. The host picks out a reporter to ask a question. Reporter: Dragana, since Savage Lands, you’ve had to defend your championship in several one on one contests. However, at Ladies Night, you’ll have to do this against three other opponents at the same time. What is your thought process going into this match? The Silent Queen looks around at her opponents. Looking to Ashley, she notes her lack of interest, and bites her lip in uncertainty. She looks toward Ace, who is almost foaming at the mouth while staring at Dragana. The champion uncomfortably leans back on her chair. She finally looks again at FloJo, who seems to be staring seductively at her. Dragana appears to be in a trance until she shakes her head and looks back at the host. Johnny: FloJo’s proven to be a worthy opponent. We’ve seen what Ace and Ashley can do out there. With three opponents out there and the possibility of some teamwork involved, we’re probably in trouble….. Johnny clears his throat. Johnny: ….is what I’d say if we had an average competitor as our champion. Truth is, no matter the numbers or how powerful the opposition may be, The Queen ain’t bowing down to nobody. You could have, like, a perfect dodecaherdonagon right now and she’d still prevail. Dragana: O_O Johnny crosses his arms, leans back in his chair and puts his legs up on the table. A bewildered Dragana stares at him. He shrugs. Johnny: What? I believe in you! Dragana lowers her head and sighs, touching Johnny’s shoulder. Reporter: Ms. Moore, your previous appearances in the ring were, let’s say, not overwhelming. How do you think you can prove your critics wrong? Ashley looks annoyed at the reporter and turns back to her phone. Reporter: Flojo and Ace, would you consider your friendship as an advantage in the upcoming match? FloJo: We're not fri-- Ace: BESTIES! Ace: Right, right, right, riiiight? FloJo lighty sighs: Sure. FloJo: To answer your question, it could be an advantage or a detriment to my goal of being champion. FloJo: Granted I'm not the best around here so that makes me an underdog… Reporter: Alright then, question for Ace. Are you willing to do whatever it takes to become Women’s Champion, even if it means turning your back on FloJo? She ponders for a moment. Ace: ...Yes. FloJo: Excuse me!? Reporter: You put that bluntl- Ace: No. Reporter: Pardon? Ace: Yes! No! Yes! No! She turns to Flojo and smiles, who nervously returns the gaze. Ace: Trust. Me! Reporter: Well, another question for you, your spiked elbow pad has been a topic of concern among the women’s locker room. Johnny: She’ll kill someone with that thing! Reporter: Do you think you’ll- Ace: LEAVE. ANGEL. ALONE! FloJo: Don’t… talk about her pad. She gets sensitive about it. Reporter: Duly noted. After the last exchange, Dragana finds herself being surrounded by Ace and FloJo. Her gaze is on Ace, who slowly crawls toward her while growling. However, The Silent Queen is caught completely off guard by FloJo touching the side of her face. Dragana’s face turns into a lighter shade of red. Dragana: !!! FloJo: Sssshhhh…..No need to worry. It’ll all be over soon….. The immobilized Dragana is tackled to the floor by Ace, who looks like she’s about to devour the Women’s Champion. Johnny tries to pry Ace off of her, but this results in the other reporters and security trying to get the ladies off of each other. After a few minutes of tables being turned over and objects being thrown, there finally is a measure of peace as everyone is separated. Dragana is seen still lying on the ground, staring up at the lights. Out of the other side comes Ashley, who goes to take a selfie with the fallen champion. FloJo slyly makes her exit. Ashley: Say cheese, champ. She takes the photo and puts it up on her Instagram page. Johnny tries to help Dragana up as we fade out.