Drago Cesar

Time for a Lution-sized post. I'll mostly write about the matches here, as I'll take approximately two decades to write this if I did all the RPs too. PRIME Future Investment: Despite not winning, I think Irving was the star of the match here. Showing up with the MiSu hairstyle and proceeding to body all these Young Lions handing out all those Last Ride Powerbombs. Captain Ass Gorilla Press Slamming everyone in sight was really cool too. Although you still look like weird martian bubba. Jackson takes the FI in what was a fun opener. Mistico vs. Archer: There's nothing much I can really say about this one other than....Congrats Mexican Kurt Angle? Have fun! Wagner vs. Quartz vs. Rust: I think if there was ever a match where you see a man's mind to go shit as the match goes on, it would be this one. For most of the match, we see Wagner get teamed on with varying success. This match was hilarious more than anything, seeing Rust and Quartz getting tossed around got a lot of laughs. In the end, Wagner's handler had enough and the finish happened. Sentai Hare vs. Heather Angelo: Probably my MotN on Prime. What started as a one-sided affair slowly got even. That facebuster through the announce table was sick. Then the kick out at 1 OOF. Sentai almost got choked out :O Who's gonna stop this wild rabbit??? Mez vs. Tobin: This was a hell of a brawl. How many times does a guy need to get powerbombed onto the steel steps? That's almost as bad as the apron (The hardest part of the ring!!!1111). There is so much carnage here b. That finisher reversal exchange made for a great finish. MAIN SHOW Sean vs. Jae: Sean got messed up by Kass, so I guess that means he's BROKEN now. Jay wearing the nut-huggers as he tends to do these days. A short and sweet battoru that features brutality and reverse chokeslams onto barricades. The best part of this for me was seeing Jay finally learn how to land that Shooting Star Press. Learned it from me. ~_- Guess Sean is paying rent again. Stixx vs. Little Bubba: Great attires here. Valk was def the underdog here, taking a lot of punishment during the first half. Guess the running theme of this Lution is extreme brutality, because these people tried to legit kill each other here, which is good as it matches the intensity of the feud. Valk puts up a valiant effort, but ultimately falls short as the feud is OVAH. For now. And I'm left sed. Oh yeah, and a missed Shooting Star Press. Need to watch how I do it bubba. Hollywood Money vs. Code Terror vs. Celtic Dragons: Lots of greens and reds here. Got me confused. The camera angle editing done here is a great touch. Can't imagine how much of a pain in the ass it was to do. This might be the unsafest match in the history of OCW. Tay Terror going off the top rope into Capo and Ricky had me dying. And OF COURSE Ricky has to be the one to go to dark red. Bring amberlamps! Great success on the part of the Celtic Dragons. Cort vs. The Stv: Old School meets Older than Old School. Digging Cort's attire. Pretty sure he broke Steve's neck with that slingshot. This one probably feels the most like a traditional wrestling match than most of the matches on the card. Scoop slams, back drops, armbars, oh my! Well that is until Cort pulls the table out from under the ring. BAH GAWD THE CORT SUMMONS ONTO THE TABLE! Then Cort kills his elbow. Nice. Cort picks up a big win here in a solid contest. Mugen vs. Trash: This is an absolute treat. This has got to win some kind of award because of the amount of creativity on display here. I'm waiting for the Director's Cut to be uploaded, because I'm sure that is even more of a mindfuck. Shout outs to SEAN DA PAUL. KD vs. Kass: KD my dude you got to get a new controller. Need to stop spinning people around like a record. Now this confuses me: Why the fuck would you have a Falls Count Anywhere match.....with Disqualification? Like. Who does that? Anyways. KD might've actually won this one if it weren't for the early DQ. The draw is a bit of a bummer, but it opens things up for a rematch soon. Bobby vs. H20: Oof. Might as well call this one The Passion of The Boob. Was actually looking forward to this one, but it turned out to be a lot more one-sided than I thought. I was rooting for him but Bobby just can't catch a break, can he? Can't wait to see who H20 fites next. He's a great champ. CCW Title 4-Way: Almost every person in this match wears a mask to the ring. The hell is going on here? B's entrance is amazeballs. The B Community is for EVERYONE. Nice use of multiple perspectives here similar to the tag match, but the video quality leaves a bit to be desired. BRAINBUSTER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BAH GAWD! That apron piledriver is vicious. Some insane spots. Austin reclaims the throne after a Discount Cutter outta somewhere! Fun match. Poor Wrex. That no good Austin is a real son of a bitch. T_T Goat vs. Parker: This is it. The big one. Nate looking like the Amish grandfather who will slap that damned cell phone out of your hands. It's the devil's work! My favorite version of Parker is Scarface Parker. "Nate Ortiz? That piece a chit? I never like him." Early ref bump proves that Nate not only hates Asian Refs, but Refs in general. That Rampaige and Hustle Millennium were dope, although I wonder when we're ever going to get to see the Express off the top? Getting to see these two legends go at it is always a treat. I was expecting this one to go longer, as I know these guys are typically really good at kicking out. The finish broke my heart, not because of the "who won", but how it got there. Parker walks away with the win and Nate walks out on his own terms. As I've said before, this was an awesome show from start to finish. However, despite how great it was, this show had a lot of sad moments. Dupree's retired. Nate's on his way to the rocking chair. So is Parker probably. B-17 is dead. So is Boob. Wrex is wrekt. Little Bubba has perished. And I don't know what to do with myself.

An absolutely stellar show from top to bottom. Highlights for me are Little Bubba/Stixx, Mugen/Spider for being BORDERLINE EXPERIMENTAL, and the Main Event. Unfortunately I couldn't be in the viewing party for most of the shoe, but being there for the last few matches was fun. Thanks go to Leon for working with me. What started from a dumb joke (LOL let's point at the Lution sign like idiots) turned into reality fairly quickly. While we kinda did a "less is more" approach with the build, I hope that people found the match as enjoyable as we did. Special thanks go to Jay for putting all this together. You the best b. I'll post more in-depth stuff later. Fuck The Cheat.

First bubba.

The scene is set in a small office adorned with cat photos, baby photos, family photos, and strange hashtags on the wall like #BKHard and #FashaDay. Nobody's currently behind the desk, but sitting patiently in front of it is Dragana. She leans back in her chair looking just a tad anxious, looking around the room. After about a minute, the door opens and in comes a woman wearing a light blue dress shirt, a skirt, and with glasses with lenses about twice as large as her eyes. Her dress shirt has a name tag on it that says "Laci". Laci sees Dragana and embraces her in a hug. Dragana's eyes widen, darting around in confusion. Laci: It's SO good to see you!!! Laci stops the hug and looks at Dragana, holding her shoulders. Laci: You are looking GREAT today. A little positivity per day goes a long way! Laci goes to have a seat behind the desk as a befuddled Dragana stares at her. Laci: Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot to introduce myself: I'm Laci, OCW's Social Media Supervisor. Dragana: ... Laci: It has been brought to my attention that you haven't really made the most out of marketing yourself to our audience! Laci takes out her phone and starts messing around with it. Laci: And upon further examination of your Twitter profile, there really isn't much to be found. Your tweets mainly consist of retweeting OCW events and ellipses. Lots and lots of ellipses. Dragana: ... Laci: Wrestlution is just around the corner, and we need to you to start marketing your brand more! Interacting with fans, other members of the roster... Dragana starts scratching her head. Laci: Maybe start some hashtags too! Take a look at some of our most active accounts; Valkyrie and Capo keeping their fans hyped for each show, Big Banter Kass belittling his followers at every turn; it's great! Time seemed to be slowing down to a crawl. Dragana sighs as she grabs a pencil from the desk and starts twirling it around. Laci: We'll do it one step at a time. First of all, you're only following three people; your brother, your manager, and the official OCW account. You've gotta start following more people, girl. Here, give me your phone. Dragana starts shaking her head. Laci: Ugh, I'm NOT going to look through all of your stuff. She begrudgingly slides her phone over to her. Laci: Now before we start following some important people, I need to ask: What do you do for hobbies? Dragana looks to the side, starting to think of her pirate misadventures with Johnny. She looks as if she's about to interject as she raises a finger up, but.... Laci: Or how about fashion? She lowers her head in defeat. Laci: Movies? Travel? Food? Dragana: ... Laci (in a mildly disgusted tone): Oh, let me guess; you're into video games. Looking back at Laci, Dragana notices her change of tone and tilts her head. Laci: Of course. Well, I guess that's SOMETHING to go off of..... Several minutes later.... Dragana's face is getting red as she clenches the pencil, almost about to break. Laci: So how about we do our first tweet? A real tweet. Maybe you could address your opponent for Wrestlution Prime? How about "@QueenofOldSchool Let's have a good and fair match! #WrestlutionPrime" Here, I'll write it for you! The air is getting tense as Dragana snatches her phone back from Laci's hands. She deletes whatever she started and hits a button to record a video. She turns the phone toward her as she stares menacingly into the camera and snaps the pencil in half. She stops recording and sends the tweet, tossing the remains of the pencil aside. An excited Laci jumps in excitement. Laci: PROGRESS! YAY! She claps really obnoxiously, jumps to the door and sprints out as Dragana facedesks. After a moment, we see the masked Johnny Law awkwardly enter. He knocks, and Dragana is unresponsive. Johnny Law: Oh no........I told them that they should've let me in with you.....How was it? Dragana groans as her face is still firmly planted on the desk. Johnny Law: You didn't hurt anyone, right? Dragana shakes her head. Johnny pats her on the back. Johnny Law: Hey, just relax. We're just....not going to do these anymore, all right? An excited Laci returns, but frowns when she sees Johnny. Laci: I thought you were told to stay in the waiting room. Johnny points at his humiliated friend. Johnny Law: You know she ain't exactly a social butterfly like you are, right? Look at her. She's a mess. Laci: It's not MY fault she can't find it within herself to utter a single syllable! Johnny Law: And you'll have to deal with it. Why is she that way? I've been with her for over a year now and I still don't know. Maybe there's a reason behind it. Maybe there isn't! And that's fine! Laci: That's great but she still needs to- Johnny gets face to face with Laci. Johnny Law (whisper): I don't caaaaaarrrrrrreeeeeee. Dragana raises her head to look at Johnny. Johnny Law: Let's get out of here. Johnny helps her out of her seat and leaves much to Laci's chagrin.

MY EYES.

"Little Bubba"

The B Community?!?!?!?!

Lution LOOKIN REAL JACKED BABY

Some things. If you've been on the Turmoil roster for a minute, you haven't contributed to one of the biggest shows of the season, and you're left wondering why you aren't getting over or being booked, I got no sympy for you. Twice over if you've been booked and no-showed. Rookie Rush was a great opener with minimal FPR breaks by people who haven't been here that long. Rooks got to showcase what they could do, and they did well. Flojo Invitational was one of the best matches of the night. What started as a one sided affair turned into a slugfest with weapons and broken tables n shiiieeeet. Flojo loses but looks strong in defeat here. I can't wait to see where the Valk/Stixx feud goes from here. That controversial finish clearly means that this ain't gonna be over until someone's dead, and with Aerith/Quinn being added to the picture, you can bet that there's only one way to do this right. A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA! HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA! Captain Alex is a freak of nature. Like, I don't even know what that thing is. It looks like an alien or something. Guess Jehst's arms were just too short to box with......E.T.? The Main Event was, for the most part, a damn fine match. I dunno how I feel about this being an alternate universe Bret Hart vs. HBK. Background music! That kinda thing tickles my fancy. When used properly, it can absolutely elevate a match. It's why I do it all the time when I record matches. Just be very very careful not to alarm the copyright police. These two went for a LOT of spots, and while I think it may have been a little too much in that regard, it matches the intensity of the feud well. B-17 takes it and becomes real champion? OR DOES HE???? Wrex finally cashes in, but gets too overzealous and pays the price. While B-Man Reigns overcame the odds by beating Wrex, it opens a lot of things up for the former FI winner. Plus he got to main event the shoe so it's not all bad. Congrats to B-17 on a hard fart victory. Fun show, props go to everyone who put in work. The road to recovery is a long one, but I think the brand is in a great place. Hopefully we, as a TEAM, can elevate it even further.

It's all about DE FIVE. You understand??? You know what that mean??? IT'S ALL ABOUT DE FIVE. http://wwe-maroc.weebly.com/uploads/1/2/8/9/12898821/3009940_orig.jpg

I love the blend of kayfabe/real life Discord shit talk that went into the build of Dims/Our Hero. I was looking forward to seeing both dudes beat the crap out of each other and also seeing Jay struggle to remember FPR. He did a good job for the most part! Also I thought this was a street fight. Where the weapons at? Sad! Oh well, at least Jay will never let Dims live this down ever. The Main Event is a classic. MOTY candidate. The final segment definitely has me thinking. Will Nate turn hell? Did Nate Ortiz finally live long enough to become Nate Ortiz???? I thought what I said was just a prank, but it might be a reality T______T Still trying to get through the show in its entirety, lots of stuff to go through and analyze here. Thanks to Bookerman for offering me a match at 500. I really didn't expect to have anything there outside of the segment I had originally planned. A while ago, I didn't even think about having anything at Lution...... http://www.atheistgeeknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Im-thinking-Im-back.gif Stay tuned.

Never ever work yourself into a shoot brother

A few things. I like the Valkyrie character and how Norse mythology is mixed in with all her RPs, although she tiny bubba. Do you have some time to talk about our lord and savior Odin? Austin Lee turning a new leaf seems to be a work in progress. He's not quite a good guy, but not entirely a bad guy, he's just a guy somewhere in the middle. My guy. I think Capo just made the biggest mistake of his fledgling career. Why oh why would you want to piss off Samoan Chong Li like that? Made me hype for their match though so 9.4/10

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First bubba

Riot is my favorite anime. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/250/136/f2c.jpg

Most of the matches in a nutshell. I'll post more about the shoe later.

The following was meant to be released sometime in September of 2016, but because of......reasons, it never happened. The RP is about 90% complete, so it's a little rough around the edges. No goons were injured/killed in this segment. Enjoy. The scene is set outside a large warehouse in Miami, in the middle of the day. Several trucks with large loads are seen entering and exiting the grounds. Some shady-looking people are taking contents from some of the trucks and placing them on a few tables set up on the other side of the warehouse. What is inside these containers is unclear. The camera pans to the right to find the rising drug dealer, Ligermask. He motions toward one of his associates, who then comes around and gives him a Cuban cigar, lighting it for him as well. Liger nods his head in satisfaction as he oversees this operation. The camera cuts to a yard nearby, where K.D. (in the driver's seat this time) and Drago are seen dismounting the motorcycle. K.D. takes off his helmet and scopes out the area. K.D.: Lot of guys in there. So I guess we go in there and kick all their damn heads off? Drago takes out a pair of binoculars from his backpack and looks around. Drago Cesar: Would not be very good idea. Is only two of us.....and about thirty of them, not count who else could be inside. We have to do other way? K.D.: Which is? Drago removes the binoculars. Drago Cesar: We have to do some sneaking. K.D. looks at Drago, mildly irritated. K.D.: How's a big guy like me supposed to sneak around? Drago Cesar: You're not! Drago takes out something from his backpack; a wig and a goatee. Drago Cesar: You put this on; you enter through front and tell them you are aspiring investor. Look around the place; take what you can and leave on good term. I'm gonna be looking on top floor to see if I can find out who this Liger really is! We do that, then we can shut down Liger and his operation for good! K.D.: Fine......But don't blame me if I start busting a few heads! Drago nods as K.D. puts on the disguise and walks toward the front of the warehouse. Drago looks around and notices a staircase around back leading to the upper floors. Drago slowly walks there and climbs up the steps. He opens the door, and he finds himself on a catwalk up high. Fearing he may be detected, Drago goes prone and starts crawling toward what looks to be an office on the opposite side. He takes a look at the ground level to see what's going on. K.D. walks in and introduces himself to Ligermask, shaking his hand. K.D.: Mr. Ligermask, in the flesh! I'm honored to do some business with you! Ligermask: You said you were looking to invest in our.....products, correct? We might be able to work something out, but first.... Liger motions one of his goons to come over. The thug walks up to K.D. and starts patting him down, finding only two things; a wallet and a phone. Liger is handed both items as Drago's eyes widen. Liger waits patiently as his thug finishes up. Ligermask: That all? Thug: Believe so, boss. Liger looks at the phone in admiration, then hands it back to K.D. Ligermask: Nice phone. Come with me, I'll show you some of our latest shipments. Drago breathes a sigh of relief as he makes his way to the other side of the catwalk and opens the door. He quickly closes the door behind him and looks around the office. The first thing he notices is a lion sprawled out on top of a desk, sleeping. Drago inspects the lion; he was very similar to Bubba, but with a few differences: He was wearing an eyepatch over one of his eyes, his hair seemed to be a bit more gray......and most importantly, for some reason he had a goatee. Drago took the goatee as a sign of hostility, deciding that waking up the beast would be a bad idea. The hunter makes his way behind the desk and searches the cabinets. He finds that several of them are empty; Drago looks around and finds a large bookcase......only containing a handful of books. He randomly pulls one of them when he hears something moving. He turns around to find that a painting of Ligermask sitting on a throne, except it's slightly tilted. Drago walks over to it and pulls the painting toward him to reveal a few interesting items. The hunter pulls out a black mask that looks like something Liger would wear. He briefly inspects it and finds nothing special. However, the next item caught Drago's eye. He pulls out a business card for Ryu Matsumoto, running for governor for South Carolina. Drago Cesar: Spider....? Could he be working with Liger? Or maybe........ Drago puts the business card in a pocket inside his suit. Drago removes the last item, an old, worn-out photo from what appears to be a wrestling event, judging from the presence of the ring ropes and the stage. The picture clearly depicts a figure on it with a tattoo on him saying "HOOT". Drago's eyes wander all over the place, trying to think, but he just couldn't think of the answer. Drago returns the painting to its upright position and puts the photo in his pocket along with stuffing the mask in his suit. Drago notices the windows behind the desk. He starts to open one of them when he is stopped by the door slamming shut behind him. He looks to see the infamous Ligermask pointing a silenced pistol at him. Ligermask: So we finally meet. Why don't you have a seat over there? Drago begrudgingly takes a seat in front of the desk. Ligermask: Abbub! The lion wakes up and notices Drago sitting in front of him. He growls menacingly before Liger tells him to leave the room. Liger takes a seat behind the desk, face to face with Drago, pointing his silenced 9mm at the hunter. Ligermask: Mr. Cesar, I have to admit; I admire your.....resilience. No man should have breathed again after what you have endured, and yet here you are just a few weeks later, threatening to thwart my plans. Tell me, what does keep you going? Is it really to deal out your sense of justice, or perhaps is it redemption? Because I know more about you than you think I do. Ligermask: Ex-military! Fought for your country several years ago, reports said you were one of their very best; honorably discharged shortly after your tour was over, which coincidentally happened just days after your best friend had been.......taken out of the battlefield. Drago grits his teeth. Ligermask: You feel some sort of responsibility for what's happened, no? Drago Cesar: Get to the point. Ligermask: ...What I'm saying Mr. Cesar, is that you are no different from me or my associates. You're a born killing machine, so why don't you embrace it? You're a psychopath....just what we need for this business. Drago Cesar: Wrong. I may never forgive myself for what happen, but I take responsibility. You, on other hand, think you can just kill a couple people and not have consequence. Worse, you hide behind your mask like coward. Ligermask: It doesn't matter to you or anyone else who's behind this mask, the only thing that matters is.... Drago Cesar: I'm disagree. You are ashamed of who you are, or maybe you are just using your.....other identity to cover up these things in Miami. Liger quickly stands up and loads the pistol as Drago tips the desk over Liger, causing him to collapse and be stuck under the table for the moment, the pistol sliding over to the opposite side. Drago grabs it and looks outside the window to see K.D. leaving the warehouse, seemingly not raising any suspicions. Drago then opens the window and slides down the awning under it, landing on the concrete after a short drop. He sprints over to K.D. Drago Cesar: QUICK! WE HAVE TO GO TO MOTORCYCLE! Drago and K.D. start heading for the motorcycle, but.....Liger blows up the motorcycle with a paintball shot! Drago and K.D. stand in shock and awe. Their only way of escape was up in a pile of flames. Drago looks to the side of the warehouse and notices a group of cars parked beside it. The pair run over to them and Drago notices a thug starting up one of the cars. Drago swings the driver door open and throws him into K.D., who promptly powerbombs him onto the hood of the car. Drago Cesar: You get in driver's seat and get the hell out of here! K.D.: What the- I'm not going on witho- Drago Cesar: It's ME he want, not you! If you get out of here now, nobody will chase after you. You got anything from warehouse? K.D.: Plenty of stuff. You sure you wanna do this? Drago Cesar: I'm have to; now get out of here! K.D. starts driving off into the distance as Drago takes a running start and does a jumping dropkick into the car next to him. The hunter then starts to hotwire the car while Liger starts running out of the warehouse and into a huge pink armored truck behind him. Drago successfully hotwires the car after a few failed attempts and makes a right onto the road, going the opposite way of K.D. Drago stops at a red light while the armored truck stops behind him. He pulls down his window and motions toward Liger. Drago Cesar: COME ON! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4K5Q8kz0k8&feature=youtu.be

Certified Greatness or Star Wars: The Last Jedi???? This show subverted ALL my expectations. Congrats are in order to Kass for the very first chamber defense, and of course Force Ghost Jonny D and Water for getting some of that gold. 8.4/10

It's a dark, spooky night in the streets of New York City. The street lights are flickering and there aren't any cars coming through the driveway. We take a look inside Drago's dojo as we see our hunter lying on a couch with a wildlife magazine draped over his face. We hear a rumbling going on in the next room over. Drago (mumbling): ....Need help? A growl is heard from the other side. Drago continues to doze off. However, this slumber is interrupted by the sound of the front door swinging open followed by rapid footsteps coming his direction. The dark figure hops over Drago's couch and crouches near him. The hunter blinks for a few seconds, looking at the figure closer; The attire is clearly reminiscent of a certain Caped Crusader. Drago sighs as he realizes who is about to speak to him, in a deep, gruff, and quite frankly incomprehensible voice. Batgen: Dragowakeup. Drago: ...What? Batgen: Areyougoingtotheanniversaryshow? Drago: S-Slow down! Batgen gets in Drago's face and starts yelling. Batgen: YOUSHOULDGOTOTHEANNIVERSARYSHOWANDSUPPORTMEBECAUSEYOUAREMYBESTFRIENDANDI'MGOINGTOWINTHETITLE Drago wipes his face with his hands. Drago: Anniversary Show? Yeah sure why not? Drago opens his eyes again to find that Batgen is gone without a trace. The hunter looks around, trying to find Batgen but he's interrupted by the sound of a door opening and Bubba moving towards him, decked out in a blue rabbit costume with huge ears. Drago: Bubba Hare huh? Bubba nods. He grunts and brushes his head up against Drago. Drago: I'm not really do Halloween. Don't have costume. Bubba points something out on one of the walls, an artifact from season past thought to be long gone; The fabled Mask of Bones! Drago steps closer and admires its beauty. Drago: I dunno. Maybe this thing have magic power. Who knows what this mask have to endure for all these years? Well, is no hurt to try I guess. Drago pulls the mask towards him and makes the mistake of catching a whiff of it. He gags, dropping the mask and coughing, his face turning red. We then cut to Drago taking a garden hose and spraying the mask with water, scrubbing it down, watching it as it's being tossed around in a washing machine, and finally spraying some fragrance on it for good measure. Drago finally dons the mask. Drago: Finally is no smell like ass. Drago and Bubba Hare take to the streets and start Trick or Treating, with Bubba holding a pumpkin basket in his mouth. They walk over to a neighboring house and knock on the front door. The door slowly opens to reveal an aging woman with gray hair, wrinkles all over her face, and tiny glasses. Drago: Uh. Trick? Treat? Yes, please give treat. The old woman crouches over and pets Bubba, squeezing his cheeks. Woman: Oh, how adorable he is! How old is your son? Drago is taken aback by the question. Drago: UH..... Woman: I'll go get some treats for you. The woman hobbles inside as Drago and Bubba look at each other awkwardly. Drago looks to be in deep thought for a little while until the woman comes back and puts some candy in Bubba's basket. Woman: Now you boys have a safe Halloween. Drago: ...Thanks. The pair start to walk over to the next house until they notice that something's off. They look down the street to see a group of zombies shuffling towards them. Drago looks down at Bubba, who drops the basket. Drago: Probably some people in costume. However, the zombies keep power walking in their direction. Bubba whimpers as Drago looks at what's ahead of them. Drago: Maybe is not really costume.... One of the zombies gets close to Drago and tries to bite him in the neck, but the hunter elbows the zombie, sending it to the ground. The other zombies stop and look at what's going on, but seem to begrudingly still go after Drago and Bubba. The lion jumps at one of the zombies and tackles him to the ground as Drago grabs one of the zombies by the legs and spins him around for a giant swing, knocking back the rest of the zombies in the process. Drago lets go of the zombie's legs as he is interrupted by a voice saying "Cut!" Drago and Bubba look around confused as the "zombies" struggle to recover. They see a man with a megaphone come out. The man looks to be....fairly rotund, as if his best days were clearly behind him. He is wearing what looks to be an all black kung fu attire. He walks up to Drago and pats him on the shoulder. Director: Now that was a work of art! You know that I was supposed to be the one running around, beating up all these zombies? But then I saw you and your cat friend and I figured you could be our next great action star. Your military and wrestling experience make you a natural! Drago: This...was all movie? Director: Of course! We had to make all these stuntmen look legit for the cameras. It always looks better when the hits actually connect. Drago: ...If you say so. The director hands him a script and Drago flips through it. Director: That, my Serbian friend, is the greatest script I've ever read. Drago: Oh? Who write? The director closes in on Drago and whispers in his ear. Director: I did. Drago stands there in confusion as the director continues. Director: Having you be part of our project could get us some great publicity....and cash. You do the scenes, I, uh, we.......make money. Drago looks at him and shakes his head. Director: Don't believe me? Here, I'll show you an ancient martial arts technique that my master in Japan taught me when I was a teenager. Drago: You raise in Japan? Thought you born around here in the New York. Director: No, no, no. That's fake news. Anyways, let me show you something. I want you to take that net you have there and throw it at me. I guarantee you...I will not pass out. Drago: You sure? Director: Absolutely. Then I can say that I taught you how to use that thing. Drago: What? Director: Just toss the damn thing at me. Drago reluctantly removes The Net from his pocket and sighs before tossing it at the director. The Net drapes over his face and we see that he's turning many shades of red.....Before he drops to the ground unconscious. Drago looks over and sees that the director may have....released something as he passed out. Drago coughs and covers his nose. Drago: Maybe next time. Drago and Bubba walk away as we cut to another part of town, where there seems to be a party going on inside a large house to celebrate the frightful festivities. A crowd has formed around a certain room, and we can see Johnny Law, dressed in his usual attire. He's sitting down as his arms appear to be bound by something invisible. Meanwhile Dragana, dressed as a mime, is using an invisible rope to tie Johnny. She finishes up and waves to the crowd as they pop. Johnny (mumbling): Good thing I didn't have to buy an actual costume. Dragana turns and winks at him as we fade to black.

First bubba.