Drago Cesar

Gentleman Jack's RP had me DYING. The Pootie Tang references with Jay's dialogue destroyed my sides. Wa da tah!

A few things since discussion is in the shits. Parker vs. Kwan may as well have been titled "The Passion of the Kwan". I mean, he got some good shots in I guess, but........yeah he's deader than ded. AC vs. Xander was pretty romantic if you think about it. Especially the part where Xander is trying so hard to get on top of a ladder and do a diving move, but then comes to the realization that he forgot to check that off in his skills set. The Tibby/Dims segment was probably my favorite of the show. Ambition Era will live forever bubba. Leon/Monster was good, but I was slightly disappointed seeing as how it wasn't as back and forth as I thought it might've been. Despite that, lot of great spots, my favorite being the F5 on the steps. BAH GAWD THAT PENGUIN HAS A FAMILY! I think the main event was anti-climactic only because there was no RP afterwards that provided any sense of closure or a point to continue off of. Instead, Pugh wins and......that's it. I guess we'll have to wait for Riot to see what happens......? Eh. Match itself was actually pretty damn good. Not sure if it was as good as their outing on Riot back in late 2015 though.

Parker's attire......I'm dead.

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Dark and Blackjack's postmatch RP showed up before the match? It was a little jarring, made me think that I missed something when I was going through the show.

B-17 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA LMAO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT AAGAHGAHAHAHAHBSHJAfrbhgjaegrjlahjarg THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA I'M DYING!!!!!!

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Watching Leon dismantle Ragnarok the way he did made me grin from ear to ear. Tre you coulda pinned him after the first AA but you had to be cocky, didn't you? Now I bet you feel like a dummy. I'm digging the hell outta Versus' Hunter V. Thompson attire. I think I got high just watching his entrance. Bobby with the REST HOLD?!?!?!? I marked out. Versus picks up a good win here, and I don't think this'll be over between these guys. Versus probably won't even remember what happened that night either. I don't think Steve will be using his arms again for the next decade or so. Yeezus. Suda vs. Majin was HOLEE SHIT hectic. This match was going at full throttle the whole time and it rarely ever slowed down. I feel like Majin had Suda right where he wanted him multiple times and failed to really take advantage. Fantastic finish. Dupree vs. Roo was fun to watch. These two pulled out all the stops and kept me entertained from start to finish. THAT TORNADO DDT THOUGH! The postmatch RP hit me right in the feels. Helluva way to end your career bubba. Respek. More later n stuf.

My quick thoughts on the show: - The Versus/Boobie feud has picked up tenfold, and I'm looking forward to their Lution match. - "Samuel Silverstein: I don't know how to wrestle!" *watches his match* - Interesting RP from Drake Dauer. Has he simply lost interest in the Xander character? If so, that's a bit of a bummer. - Tre writes what is probably his best RP to date. I guess the match he had the other week against Arnerd lit a fire under his ass. - For the relatively short amount of time that's been given for this feud to develop, I think Suda/Majin have done a very good job hyping their match up as best as possible. - Arnaud? Arnold? Arnerd? Ernerd? Which one is it? Why hasn't he corrected his name yet? And why is he a demon? I'd dig the change if there was some storyline thing behind it, but there's not, so it just doesn't come off well. Anyways, the match itself was pretty good! Ernerd doing the dramatic pin after the RKO and DD kicking out was cool as fuck. As far as the finish goes, it's a Hardcore title match. You KNOW that shit's gonna have a lotta thirst. - Nathan comes out on top (uh....) against Kwan in a solid match. The shit he said about the alphabet soup and Smythe had me rolling. - Crossbones getting the upper hand on our recently crowned world champion was quite the surprise! He channeled his inner Stallone there towards the end. - I'd be surprised if Leon/SDW DON'T turn on each other at Lution. - I guess Dupree liked the suggestion I made at the Riot 430 thread, because I was absolutely necking dying in this RP. My goodness, I couldn't breathe. - Leon and Versus put on a great match for the main event. GOOD GAWD HE PUNTED HIS HEAD OFF, BUT HE KICKS OUT AT 2! I LOVE IT SCAGGS! If Leon wasn't close to the ropes after that Stunner, it could've been over! Cool moments, near falls, and Hearts on Fire made this a treat to watch. JEEEEAAAZZZUSSSS Boobie got his revenge! - Monster/Tobin pumping out another excellent RP. Tobin's still not giving in to the savageness within him! But will he succumb to it come Lution time?!?!?? - If Bossman loses his match at Lution, his jerb is gonna get taken and this place might just go to hell. However.....It certainly makes for a good reason for me and my old friend to cross paths once again.....

Random thoughts and stuff: I wonder what Mini-O's would taste like. Messenger has a cool attire and a somewhat unique build. Dude's pretty tall. Leon/Boss RP already hinting at what may happen at Lution with the Leon/Smythe team. Dupree saying [FLUFF] you to the FCC like an absolute boss. Some people aren't big fans of Savage Dupree, but I think him not giving a [FLUCK] about anything anymore makes him more unpredictable as a character. Matter of fact, I'd like to see an RP or two where his foul language is dubbed over with something that doesn't make much sense in context. Kinda like those godawful TV edits of R-rated films: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soeQ1i-tYAg That blurry entrance, fuck me senseless I could barely read his shirt. I like Kwan's RPs, but I feel he's going to need to eventually take things in a different direction besides in-ring promos where he gets the crowd to dance. Kwan vs. The Jesus was a decent match, but I'm confused by why he has a dirty pin if he's supposed to be a super babyface. Yooooo that BMW song was dope b. I'm not exactly sure what to make of Judas' appearance. Sounds like it might've been a good concept on paper but it just kinda didn't seem that way in execution. Match was pretty aight. Bossman's TAIGER KNEE is OP as all hell. Somebody please patch this move. I think that LKO might've fractured Tre's afro. I don't know if he'll make it to Lution with that! Spider getting ready for his match with Dupree in a couple of weeks by countering his finish into his own. Hopefully he'll actually do that at the PPV, otherwise this will be for nothing. Xander picks up a hell of a win against Monster. This was fun to watch, and I really hope Xander starts being involved more RP-wise. CAREERS HAVE ENDED FOR GAWD'S SAKE! I think this feud with Ragnarok has turned Smythe from a full-fledged heel into a "sort of" tweener. Sort of......Nah, probably not. I think this video was supposed to be a warning to the whole roster, but to me, it felt like a "screw you Drago" sort of thing, mostly because 90% of the match footage was taken from my stuff with Mugen. So yeah. FACK YOU BUBBA I RESPACT the Majin because he went home and became a family man. And now that he doesn't have to do that anymore, he's ready to kick some ass. I enjoyed reading this one, Majin's quite the cool cat. Good gawd almighty Matsuda's killed him dead! The open challenge has been answered and consider me hyped for the dream match that people have been waiting for for years. That poster with Trance is brilliant. Bobby Minio still has what it takes in terms of writing. The line about Bossman and the toilet had me in stitches. Boobie vs. The Steve was something that started out as a one-sided affair, but things began to pick up for Minio about halfway through. The Steve picks up the win and some good momentum heading into his Lution match. Baws has finally lost it. Mugen's shitty 2-star restaurant is a mess, and he's definitely not going to be happy about that. The way things escalated in this had me laughing all the way to the end. I can't wait to see what happens next. The Strongwomen contests are an interesting way to build up the feud between Pine and Stigglitz. The main event was solid. I think Sean eating a finisher and then kicking out at 0.3 looked pretty......questionable but whatever. I guess his explanation for that will probably be something along the lines of "cause I'm savage as fuck" and I guess that makes sense. However, there's one thing I actually did have an issue with, and it was the fact that with every match, the winner of the preceding match started it with full HP. Conceptually, what makes the perfect circle exciting is that the winner has to face off with the rest of the participants in succession, meaning not at 100%. I understand that the gauntlet match isn't a thing with 2k16, but it could've been circumvented with an elimination tag, and starting it out with a 1 v 2 with the second opponent being there in the sidelines and able to start things out immediately if the champ defeats the first opponent, or somehow find another way for the "survivor" to start the next matches with lower health. I don't know, to me it feels a little cheapened when the winner proceeds to the next match with full health. That's just my two cents on that matter. Despite my issues with this, it was still quite fun to watch. Congrats to Pugh. The big reveal had me going "Holy shit!" It was very well executed and this changes things up quite a bit heading to Lution. Overall, this show was very enjoyable and things are building up quite nicely for the big one!

I can't believe all these fluffs and flucks got past the censors.

Not the face! #GentlemensAgreement

Great......It's great.

Yep.

Resiliency.

...........What? He didn't let me out of anything, all the kickouts that you saw were legit. I don't know where you got that idea from.

Just got past the first page and I'm already dying of laughter. This is going to be GREAT.

He's gonna have fun at the garden

Air Conditioning Cobra!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm proud of you bubba.

Ok bubbas here's what I thought of Clash 2016, this was originally supposed to be a more in-depth sort of thing, but I'm still recovering from a terrible migraine so fack your ass. Smythe the great heel. He the legend for a reason. Leonheart make the comeback, and already Smythe is blading. Fantastic. Speaking of the great heel, I love the Austin Lee. Regardless of whether he win or lose later on, he still look like winner at end of RP. Ragnarok vs. Kassidy and Cobra was a fun match. Very nice to see the Air Conditioning Cobra finally pick up some steam and get the win, he the real. I love Jimmy Henry. The Cody Storm storyline has fascinated me for the past few weeks, very well done RPs. Austin vs. Tre was a good match. Tre's on a bit of a streak, picking up the win with THE AA FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, BAH GAWD I was looking forward to this, and it exceeded my expectations; the YSL/Buddy Burns rap battle was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. The match was pretty good too! I sympathize with the McGee. He work so hard, yet he get facked every time. (Foreshadowing?) Saviors, people trying to take over OCW, fack me I feel bad for bossman. People be trying to kill him and ruin his company at every turn. Kassidy bubba I respact you, but you should know that it is bad news bears to call me out like that. KD vs. Jookie was brutal, in a very good way. Happy to see that the KD pick up the victory, though I really don't think that Black Rack at the end was intentional. The game didn't let him put Jookie through the table, so it opted for that instead I guess. Carter continues to be one of my favorite characters, taking things way too far with the bossman. Kinky. If Trance's "I shouldn't have done a lot of things" line wasn't a sign of a babyface turn, then I don't know what is. I enjoyed the match with him and Crowe. The Turmoil hype video was fucking excellent. Really, really well done. Kassidy vs. Montgomery was hype. Congrats to Kass! Nathan sexing everyone up is the best thing ever. Shame the title match didn't happen at this PPV, as I was very excited for it, so I guess we'll have to wait for Certified Greatness! RIP double duty! Another person trying to kill bossman. For FUCK'S sake, dude. The Monster is awesome. That is all. I love the comradery between B-17 and Jackson. Especially when Jackson flipped the hell out. *sigh* The Main Event was great, just great. I was actually rooting for BUFFNESS, because I think he deserved to win this one! But ALAS, Triple H had to come and take a piss all over my hopes and dreams. Thanks Trips. AERJGKNAEKRJGNJKEARNGJKAERG NEVER WATCHING ANYTHING THIS COMPANY SHITS OUT EVER AGAI- *watches Riot the next night* Overall, I give this show a 9.4/10. Of course I'm not gonna let what happened in the main event soil my opinion of the whole thi- Actually FUCK U TRIPS UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH 4/10 i kid, i kid, it was fun to watch

Loved the show......For the most part. Will give my full thoughts on it hopefully later tonight.

A couple of quick notes: Holy shit, Trance is kill. Is it weird that I felt bad for him being killed like 3 times over? I understand Crowe needs his revenge, but damn. Is this a sign of a double turn? I'm intrigued as to how this'll go down at the PPV. I liked the banter between Xander and Austin, with Xander stealing his #Hashtags. However, it did feel a bit strange considering that Rane was essentially speaking on Nathan's behalf at one point. Match itself was decent, though a bit one-sided. Fenton's too pissed to give a shit. I like it. FEEEEEENNNTTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN! Tre Golden picks up a HELL of a victory against Jookie in a match filled with back and forth action, weapons, and craziness. If Tre can add some dimensions to his character to enhance his RPs, then I think he has the potential to make it big. Jookie's gotta change his game plan for The Clash, otherwise he's gonna be devoured by KD. Smythe and Arnaud looking to get dat controversy, which we all know creates $$$$$. Crossbones vs. Harrison was another great match that could've been anyone's game. Unfortunately it came to a draw, which was probably not intended. I can't wait for YSL vs. Buddy Burns in a rap battle at The Clash. I know that I praise these guys a lot, but damn, their RPs are very consistent and it keeps me excited for whatever crazy stuff they'll do in the next one. The magically appearing large cardboard box killed me. Noticed a bit of a gap in content in terms of RPs not coming in from certain people. It's a bit of a disappointment, and I really hope they step it up for The Clash. I don't mind the bolded font not being colored yellow, but I do think the yellow font makes things look better. I don't mind the change to the smaller font. I thought it was fine. No need to apologize!

The Buddy Burns/YSL feud has been one of my favorites as of late. The diss tracks are absolutely hilarious.

Just a few quick notes: KKK? Really? Fack. Glad Austin Lee's back! Hopefully he's here to #stay. Xander Rane channeling his inner Van Damme. AC, you forgot to say matté. The Monster's CAW is all right, but that can be worked on over time. The thing that disappointed me the most though, was the GT thing. I had no idea it was going to be him, but that surprise REALLY should've been saved for something special. That being said though, I'm glad he's back and he's still knocking it out of the park with his RPs. I want all of YSL's mixtapes. The dude spits hot fire. Jookie got rekt. Probably shouldn't have trusted KD like that. Buffness vs. Matsuda was hype as all hell.