Drago Cesar

Bill Ding have chin like iron. Take 5 superkick in row and still not go down. He the real.

While Spider gave a thoughtful analysis, there are a few things I'd like to touch on. I really dig the character of H2O. He's different than the average "badass" heel/face that's so common 'round these parts. We already know quite a bit about his background and where he comes from. Don't get discouraged by the loss, it takes time to get used to things. Keep up the solid work, get some feuds in, and I think you'll do just fine. Kass made a fatal mistake by taking Dupree's hair away from him. There are just some things you don't do, and that's one of them. Now Dupree has to look like Carrot Top. Baker.....JAYSUS. How dare you call me a gwailo. The proper term is "Spectre", ahem. Wait, C.S......While I'd love to assume that it's somebody I know with those initials, it's probably a red herring and it'll be RON PORTMAN AFTER THE SERUM. Can't fool me! Tobin vs. KD was a great match. I marked when I saw KD apply his own version of the STF. Dunno if he got permission from Nate to do that. That spot where KD suplexes Tobin to the outside was awesome. How does kicking someone in the leg hurt their torso? Hmm. KD picks up a nice win here after what is match of the night for me. I think the Samsin "match" could've been trimmed down significantly. I think after 4-5 minutes, I got the point and didn't really want to watch the rest. Now I anticipate Jay roasting us for being terrible people in regards to discussion. Don't say I didn't try b! T_T

I RESPACT the H2O bubba.

We fade into the back of Drago's dojo, as we can hear sounds of metallic objects clanging and banging. The camera pans over to show Drago wearing a protective mask, welding something. The object itself seems to be mostly covered up with some sort of tarmac. He lifts the mask up and takes a breather. Johnny Law comes into view, his arms crossed. Johnny Law: And what do we have here? Drago Cesar: You remember when I'm used to invent things? Johnny nods. Johnny Law: Yeah! You had The Net, those animal calls......So what's this thing you're crafting here? Drago Cesar: Y'know, there come a time where you and me, Bubba and Baby Bubba.......we might be gone. Go our separate way. Somebody or something have to take our place! Johnny Law: What's your idea? Drago wipes the sweat from his brow and lifts the tarmac. Johnny's jaw drops. Johnny Law: Oh my God. Drago Cesar: You like??? The camera turns over to reveal that beneath the tarmac is......a metallic lion. Its eyes glow a bright yellow and a very faint hum can be heard emanating from the machine. Drago Cesar: I'm don't have final name for him yet. Maybe Robo-Bubba! Mecha Bubba! Think I'm like BUB-209 though. Johnny stands speechless as BUB-209 starts booting himself up for the first time. The machine turns its head toward Drago, scanning the hunter with his eyes. BUB-209: Human identified as.....Drago Cesar. Good morning, Mr. Cesar. No threats detected. Have a nice day. Drago looks at Johnny with the happiest look on his face. BUB-209 then turns to Johnny and starts scanning him. BUB-209: Human identified as.....Johnny Law. Good morning, Mr. Law. No threats detected. Have a nice day. BUB-209 then starts to walk across to the other side of the dojo, his metallic footsteps echoing throughout the facility. The robotic lion makes his way to the main room, where we see Bubba and Baby Bubba rolling around the room. Because they can. Bubba notices BUB-209 across from him and stops in his tracks, upside down. Baby Bubba doesn't notice him stopping and rolls into Bubba, tipping the big lion sideways. Bubba gets to a seated position, his eyes wide open. Baby Bubba follows suit, with his jaw dropping. BUB-209 walks up to the pair. BUB-209: Lions identified as.....Bubba and Baby Bubba. Good morning, Bubbas. No threats detected. Have a nice day. BUB-209 walks up next to the front door and stops. He remains in a seated position. Drago walks up to the Bubbas, who grunt at him. Drago Cesar: No, no worry, he is new friend! We will help him get use to other people! We then hear someone arriving at the front door. Drago looks over to see a mailman waving at him with a package around his arm. Drago opens the door and the mailman comes in. Mailman: Got a package for ya, sir. Mind signing here? The mailman hands him a pen and a clipboard with a paper on it. BUB-209 attempts to identify him.... BUB-209: Human identified as......unknown. Is carrying unknown object, possible threat. Sir, please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply. Drago notices that something's wrong and signs the form quickly. The mailman starts to sweat upon seeing the metallic lion. BUB-209: You have 10 seconds to comply. Drago hands the clipboard back to the mailman and the hunter is handed the package. However..... BUB-209: You have 5 seconds to comply. Drago runs over to BUB-209 and tries to fix the issue, but it is too late. BUB-209 opens its mouth and shoots a tiny net at the mailman's face, causing him to scream and run into objects all over the dojo before finally dropping to the floor and passing out. BUB-209: Thank you for your cooperation. BUB-209 closes its mouth and the Bubbas facepalm. Johnny Law looks at the mailman. Johnny Law: Is he dead? Drago Cesar: No, but I'm hope he don't sue us. Have to work on BUB-209 more, is clearly still prototype. Drago scratches his head as the scene fades to black.

THE BUBBA REVIEW Purge RP: Liger and Time is probably one of the longest running feuds in OCW history. And Time always goes over. How dare Mugen laugh at me while I'm ded. Poor Baker didn't even get a word in, I'm sure he'll get some mic time in the future....If he raises his grades. Samsin vs. TJB: I'm digging TJB's look and entrance. I'm sure his dad is proud of him. Not so much of a fan of Samsin's character as he's trying to be a badass heel like the large majority of the roster, and that doesn't really work when you're beaten in a manner like this. TJB's finisher should be a punch combo! WHO'S GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS B?!?!?!? When you've been hit with a finisher and your opponent's not even yellow, then you should just put the controller down. Match went waaaaaayyy too long. Cactus RP: The search for Jack continues! Madison is the very racist, bubba. Need to teach her to calm down with that. Wrex vs. Henry vs. Hatton: Mister Francis, I sure hope you have enough money to pay for all that fancy fog. Is that supposed to be Hatton's Halloween costume? I dig it. Wrex has a good look, but I'd have to guess that he's another attempt at a badass heel, which means he'll get lost in the shuffle. I'm not sure what to think of Henry. I was expecting some sort of steampunk-ish attire just judging from the name, but I get something else. This was a decent match that I feel didn't drag for too long. A few things could be cleaned up here FPR-wise by the rooks, but that should (hopefully) come with time. #Influence RP: Why would you say a title doesn't matter to you if you got a title match coming up next? Quinn vs. Bray: I have to start by saying that the audio quality is awful. My ears died a horrible death. Bray's got on some pretty neat tights, but I don't know what to make of his face paint. This was actually a pretty good match that was shat on by terrible, terrible lag. You couldn't have redone it or sped the video up? Cactus RP #2: Cactus/Gentleman Jack have been a constant source of entertainment with their RPs, and this one is no exception. Jack drank too much of that pisswater. Yimmy cameo :D Skwad RP: I really don't wanna know what Carter and Majin were doing. Shudders Loki/Trance RP: I enjoyed reading this one. Loki might be a dope, but dammit, he's a dope with a heart of gold. Wait, is Loki trying to recruit a lifeguard to the OCW cause? Didn't we just see one compete in a match? Oh dear. Jackson vs. Jack vs. Cactus: Now this was pretty damn fun. Jackson's attire and theme had me rolling, and that tattoo on Jack's back brought a smile to my face. I've heard that Jack's been training with some of Turmoil's best, and holy crap does it show here. While this match had some length to it, it didn't feel like it was 20 minutes at all. I was constantly entertained throughout. Jackson somehow manages to come out and get the win, which is going to make things very interesting. Skwad RP #2: That room where you receive insults and Truth Sirens from Parker......I think that's only reserved for Justin Raze. Warlock Penguin is interesting. Maybe he'll cast a spell to FIX THAT DAMN TITLE. THAT'S MY BABY B! Smythe RP: Smythe being Smythe. You respact the facken legend or he break your face with Flapjack. Nobody kick outta dat shet bubba Jookie/Jim Blek RP: I think Jookie's a pretty damn good writer, and quite underappreciated in that area. Why does Jim not wanna smoke the hashish with the Jookie? It's not like he died last time. The GIF of Jazzy Jeff getting thrown out had me dying. We'll see how Jookie does in his match or matches later tonight. WHA'GWAN? Smythe vs. Baker: Not gonna lie, Smythe's entrance was awesome, especially with that shot of the crowd lighting up their phones. Baker looks like Dr. Doom with that mask, and I love it. Seems as if these guys forgot it was a hardcore match until halfway through, and even then when weapons were thrown into the mix, not much went on. Only one table was destroyed? C'mon b! This was pretty good though. I told you that nobody kicks outta the Flapjack! Smythe getting a nice win here. #Influence vs. Loki & Trance: Influence's entrance theme doesn't really fit their characters at all. Despite that, I like their attires. Sid looks like he ate the old Sid. Chill with that Buff Blaster, b. Loki & Trance's entrance should not have worked, but damn, they made it work and it was spectacular. This is another lengthy match that didn't really feel that way at all, as it kept a fairly good pace and there were some cool spots. Props to Loki/Trance for retaining. Spoder vs. Kass: Now this is something I can appreciate: A short, sweet, and to the point video. Roo shaking those hips was a little strange, but I laughed regardless. That finish was kinda cool! Dimsmore vs. Ter: #Tre4NA. NOT AVAILABLE. Good on Dims for burying that young talent. I wonder if he's going to fite someone el- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6gxMiK-7AM&feature=youtu.be&t=1s Dims/GOAT RP: Oh dear NATE'S GONNA HOLD DOWN MORE PPL!!!! AC vs. Jookie: This match seemed to be all Jookie. Good on him for picking up the win. Skwad RP #3: I think Malu with Dupree's hair would be too much for my brain to handle. Dupree firing shots at Turmoil ooooof. So is Big Ed a Pokemon now? The thought alone terrifies me. Faction 4 Way: This match was awesome. Dennis did a good job of being Boobie (didn't even forget the scumbaggery). Legit thought Bewbs was gonna steal this at one point but no! This had a lot of twists and turns; it kept me engaged from the start. KD picks up a well-deserved win after F5ing the dookieshoes outta Minio. B-17 RP: I actually liked this one a lot. B having a Christian Bale-like meltdown was pretty damn funny. Though I was hoping for him to say "WE'RE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY!" Poo vs. Tibby: Dupree's entrance is amazeballs. Not really much to say about this one other than damn, Tibby whooped some ass. Darryl/Madison RP: Dunkin Donuts is much too urban for this couple. Bertha vs. Sophia: BERTHA MATCHKAAAAAA. Sophia got the soul powerbombed outta her multiple times, JEEAAAZZZUUUSSSS. That finish was way too controversial! What the hell happened there? Dimsmore vs. GOAT: This is much better than what the original match probably would've been. While Dims fought valiantly, the inevitable still happened. http://i.imgur.com/sAlyLOG.gif Bertha/Overlord RP: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo Jookie vs. Kass: A Jookie match can't be a Jookie match without him either busting his shit through a table or botching a springboard. And I'm glad we got to see the latter here. That stomp from the top rope looks SICK. Honestly thought this was Kass' match to win, but it seems I was proven wrong. Congrats to Jookie for winning dat title. Dupree/Kass Video: RIP Kass' hair. It will be missed. (Not really) Malu vs. Dennis: That opening montage was really good. Makes me wish I could do one. When Malu was floating in the air after getting kicked in the face, that made me go like :O. Denny scoop slamming Malu should've been an OMG moment, kinda like Andre and that Hull Cogan guy. Malu might have a concussion after that Pele kick. OH SHET, MALU'S GONNA WIN THE S-CUP!!! 1-2- Oh wow. Way to no sell his finish b. Savage. Least Malu kicked out at like 2.6. This was another classic in their long line of great matches. Congrats to Denny for winning another tourny. #Underdog Finale: :( Overall, this show was decent. I'm extremely disappointed in the lack of RPs by any of the rookies or some of the more established names. Hopefully that will all improve sooner rather than later. I want this season to be even better than the last one.

The scene is set in Birmingham, Alabama. The camera pans over to a garden, where we see K.D. Angelo kneeling, watering his plants. His expression is quite stone-faced; he seems to be giving his full attention to an activity most would consider redundant. After about a minute, we hear a truck pulling up and a package is tossed at K.D. The package hits him on the chest. The big man stands up and looks at whoever tossed it at him with a death glare. The camera pans to reveal a young mailman in his cheap, barely working mail truck. The mailman is wearing a tiny pair of headphones, and he appears to be talking to someone else. Mailman: This job sucks. I'm out here in the middle of freaking nowhere, and this big dude is...OH SHI- K.D. power walks over to the mailman as the truck screeches and speeds off into the distance. K.D. lets go of the water hose. K.D.: Sissies. He walks over to the package and opens it up. He finds a nice suit inside, as well as a plane ticket to Miami and a letter. K.D. starts reading the letter and his eyes widen. K.D.: ....Drago? How the..... The big man shrugs. K.D.: Guess now is as good of a time as ever to have a vacation. DAYS LATER...... The scene opens up.....Well, not really. The screen is still black, but we can hear some commotion in the background. Some light shines through the bottom of the screen as what looks to be a door opening up. It opens completely to reveal Drago and K.D., wearing white and light blue suits, respectively. Drago Cesar: Versus give us very good yacht. Look to me like it fill with surprise too. K.D.: Sweet ride. Drago Cesar: But who gonna drive? K.D.: You kidding me? I can't even fit in that little side car. Drago pulls out a coin from his pocket. Drago Cesar: How about this: we flip the coin. Whoever win get to drive it. K.D.: Deal.......I call Heads. Drago Cesar: Tail never fail! Drago flips the coin and it lands on the top of his hand. Drago covers it with his other hand immediately and looks toward K.D. After a few seconds, the hunter lifts up his hand to reveal......Tails. K.D. looks rather annoyed. Drago Cesar: Hmm....Better luck next time my friend! The camera cuts to show that we're in Miami; the sun is shining, people are relaxing on the beach, and the atmosphere feels quite fresh. We turn to Drago sitting on a motorcycle, more specifically, a Kawasaki KZ 900; dubbed "The King of Motorcycles" by enthusiasts. The camera pans to show K.D. sitting on the side car, wearing a helmet, and of course, having a stone-faced expression on his face. Drago Cesar: You bring helmet? K.D.: Safety first. Drago tilts his head as the duo take out their shades from their suits and put them on at the same time. The hunter revs up the motorcycle and speeds off. Crockett's theme blares in the background as Drago drives around the city. K.D.: (yelling) So what are we looking for? Drago: (yelling) Crimes! Try to find bad people doing bad things! K.D. simply nods. We see Drago driving around a bit when he comes to a red light. He looks around and notices a lowrider pulling up next to him. He thinks everything is normal when he sees the driver pull out a matchbook; the cover of it has what looks to be a lucha mask on it. Drago squints and notices that the mask is none other than Ligermask! The red light turns green and the lowrider speeds off. Drago starts following it, but from a far distance away as not to raise any suspicion. The lowrider turns a few corners and comes to a stop right next to a hotel. The guy in the lowrider gets out of his car and walks inside. Drago pulls up and parks right next to his car. Drago steps out of the vehicle and looks toward K.D., who is struggling to get out of the side car. Drago walks over and grabs both of his hands, pulling with all his might until the big man pops out of the seat, the force causing Drago to fall to the ground. Drago gets to his feet. Drago Cesar: You coming with me? K.D.: I'm hungry. Gonna go see if there's some Sun Chips I can grab. But you know I got your back. Drago tilts his head in confusion as he turns around and walks inside. Drago walks past the main hallway and notices the suspicious individual entering an elevator. The door's about to close when Drago manages to get in just in time. He stands on the opposite side of the suspect. He notices that the 5th floor button has been highlighted; the guy looks toward him, asking what floor he wants to go to. Drago Cesar: 5th, thank you. The elevator hums as it starts to ascend. Drago gets a good look at the man; he's wearing a suit quite similar to his, only it was completely black. His hand has a tattoo with a short phrase, but Drago can't make it out. The doors open and the suspect is the first to leave. Drago goes the other way but turns around to see that the man opens a door not too far from him at all. He enters, but leaves the door slightly open. Drago looks around; nobody else is in the hallway. He slowly walks over to the door, his footsteps being completely silent as the sneaks toward it; a trait he learned from his military days. He very carefully opens the door and peeks inside. It looks like the average hotel room; a small bed with a cheap flat-screen TV across from it. The bathroom door to the left was shut. Drago used this time to scan the area. He opens a few drawers and only seems to find clothes. He looks behind the TV, inside the fridge....nothing. Drago's frustration grows as he struggles to search for clues. He finally looks under the bed and his eyes light up, spotting a briefcase. He immediately pulls it out and opens it up; the case is full of bags of cocaine, fresh off the border. Drago closes it, and picks it up but he feels someone step behind him....He feels a cold metal on the back of his head; a gun was pointed at him. Suspect: Turn around. Drago complies and turns around. The glock was now pointed at his forehead. Suspect: F***ing pigs think you can just waltz in here. You know if you hadn't seen what was in that, I wouldn't have to kill you right now. Drago smirks as he realizes what's going on. Suspect: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!?! Drago Cesar: Rookie mistake; Safety is on. And with that, Drago immediately disarms the man and points the gun to him, this time, the safety's off. The thug has his hands up but then immediately makes a break for it. Drago holsters his weapon and takes the briefcase as he goes after the perp. The guy runs to the end of the hallway and takes the stairs; Drago knew he couldn't go that way in his current condition. Reluctantly, he takes the elevator, furiously pushing the button for the first floor. After what feels like ages, he finally gets off on the first floor and looks toward the door where the staircase is. He hears footsteps coming down and he points his pistol toward it. The door swings open to reveal the suspect. Drago Cesar: Freeze! The guy just starts running in the other direction. For a split second, Drago thought about firing, but he risked seriously injuring him. He didn't want that risk, he wasn't like that.....Not anymore. Meanwhile, we cut to K.D. next to a vending machine. We see a pack of Sun Chips almost about to drop, but it's stuck. The man's clearly paid his cash, but he was being denied. In a rage, he shakes the machine furiously and tips it over, causing it to crash to the floor. Just then, the suspect comes out of the corner and without looking, trips over the machine and falls flat on his face. Drago appears. Drago Cesar: STOP HIM! K.D. picks the dude up by his suit and gets him up against the wall. Drago starts questioning him. Drago Cesar: WHERE IS LIGER??? The thug laughs nervously. Suspect: ....He's everywhere! The Liger never rests in one place! Frustrated, Drago points the gun at the guy's head. Drago Cesar: One more chance. Five seconds. The guy says nothing. Drago Cesar: Three. Again, nothing. Drago grits his teeth. Drago Cesar: One. Suspect: Ok, ok.......This is where his warehouse is.... He takes out his phone and hands it to Drago. He nods and puts it in his pocket. Suspect: Hey, that's my phone! K.D.: Not anymore. Get out before I break your damn neck. The suspect runs off as Drago sighs. Drago Cesar: Situation became almost too crazy.... K.D.: Take it easy kid. Gotta control yourself. Drago sighs and puts the safety back on before holstering the pistol. Drago notices the vending machine and helps K.D. lift it back up. He sees the bags of Sun Chips that have fallen out and both of them starting eating. K.D.: Love me some Sun Chips..... Drago Cesar: Same. The feed fades to black. LATER........ The Camera pans to the backroom of a Miami Club. There are various illicit activities going on all around. A poker game is going on in a corner, guns, jewelry and stacks of cash are on the table being used for betting. In another corner we see a woman dancing in lingerie on a table surrounded by japanese businessmen. In the middle we see a group of sicarios crowded around a pair of monkeys wielding knives, throwing hundred dollar bills at them. And in the back of the room, overlooking it all is the King of Vice in Miami, Ligermask, brooding at his desk. Abbub is sprawled out in front of the desk, lounging and La Lengua stands directly behind Ligermask, ready to translate. A young banger approaches the desk. Banger: Patron, I have some bad news… Ligermask scowls, he grabs a hundred dollar bill out of his jacket pocket, and holds it out towards La Lengua. La Lengua pulls a lighter out and lights the bill as Ligermask pulls out a Cigar. He bites the end off of the cigar and lights it with the hundred dollar bill. He then motions for the Banger to continue. Banger: Well Patron, one of our pushers was shut down by a group of vigilantes. They were from your OCW. Ligermask turns the cigar around in his mouth, in disgust. He ponders for a moment then begins to speak through La Lengua. Ligermask: Our operation in Miami has been very profitable, but a shift in our business has been a long time coming. Ligermask pauses to consider his words. Ligermask: But we can’t let this interruption stand. Do you know how we must deal with these “heroes”? Banger: Yeah man, we f**king kill them! Ligermask: No, this doesn’t send a message. You find what these men love and you use it to hurt them. Ligermask: Men like these must be BROKEN, you show the world that there is no such thing as a hero and you never need to deal with a hero again. Ligermask: No you go, and you break these men, or you have my word I will break you. This episode of Drago Vice is brought to you by.......

It's surreal being part of a community that's lasted so long, especially considering most places like this last only a small fraction of the time (I'd know from personal experience). I've met some amazing people here and had my fair share of hilarious and awesome moments. I got nothing but RESPEK for all y'all. Happy birthday OCW. Here's to another 12 years.

First kek

Marked the hell out for Bolo. http://cdn.moviestillsdb.com/sm/25ec3d87f925f3b10ba6f935a047d5f4/double-impact.jpg

Not for me. :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb1lU-iRPT0

First b.

The Stealth Ninja? I'm not exactly sure that the handler has ever seen a ninja before. I hate to be that guy that criticizes how CAWs look, especially considering how basic mine are, but jeez. This looks like something 7 year old me would make and pass off as something that's "cool". Those boots though.....My man what the FACK ARE DOSE??? I'd recommend you watch some ninja movies. Jimmy was the best part of the show. His match with Yarmolenko was pretty good, great finish. Loki scares me. I'm fairly positive he's from another planet. Looking at him..... http://i.imgur.com/iqpQpY7.gif I don't know how I feel about Jack E. Quinn's finisher being a rollup. It's unique I guess, but on the other hand, I think Mr. Blek will be upset that someone stole his signature maneuver. I have to agree with Parker on that finish, that just reeked of thirst. C'mon b, you're better than that.

We turn to a small local bar which is fairly barren aside from a few patrons. One of these patrons is staring at the TV across the bar. The camera pans to the side to reveal that it's the former World Champion Drago Cesar, in his leather jacket and jeans. His expression is blank; the eyes as lifeless as they could be. The bartender, noticing that nothing much has been going on, walks up to Drago. Bartender: What'll it be? Drago Cesar: Just get me good, cold beer. Bartender: Coming up! The bartender pours the beer into a large mug as Drago notices something on the television after the commercials are over with. News Anchor: Breaking news: OCW CEO Mugen faces controversy after allegedly injuring intern. We turn to Phil outside OCW Headquarters for more information. Phil? The television screen transitions to a man wearing a large coat outside OCW Headquarters, despite the fact that it's fairly warm outside. Phil: Thanks! There has been public outcry against the CEO of OCW ever since The Hottest Party of the Summer, Summercide! The bartender slides the mug full of beer to Drago and he catches it with his right hand. Phil: Now Mugen may be facing a potential lawsuit as a result of the incident that has happened with him and a college student that was interning over there. We asked a few citizens around New York about what they think about Mugen's actions as of late. The screen then cuts to Phil interviewing a couple of people around the block. The first person being interviewed is a young woman wearing a shirt with a large tiger on the front. Young Woman: OH MY GOD, we seriously need some #Justice4Drago! What was done to him was cruel and inhumane! Why did they take this away from him??!?!?! The young woman pulls out a photo of Drago holding both the North American and World Heavyweight Championships, with Drago's signature on the bottom. The bartender notices it and looks at Drago. Bartender: Looks like you! Drago looks at his beer. Drago Cesar: ....Don't know who that is anymore. The bartender pities Drago as he looks back at the television screen as another person is being interviewed. This time it's a very young kid, around five or six years old, joined by his mother. Kid: Mugen is a bad, bad man. It's not fair what happened to Drago. Mother: My son was crying when he watched Summercide! Drago buries his face on the table. Drago Cesar: (quietly) Turn it off..... The television screen is now showing Phil by himself. Phil: Before we move on, we did manage to get a few words with the CEO himself! The screen now transitions over to Mugen, having the OCW World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder. His posse of security and Molly are surrounding him. Drago raises his head to look at the screen. Mugen: It's not MY fault that that idiot threw himself at a window! I simply asked him to make a graphic for ME, for MY CELEBRATION, and he failed miserably. I want EXCELLENCE!!!! Not MEDIOCRITY!!!!! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!?!?!? Mugen clears his throat and calms himself. Mugen: So I did what I had to do and fired him. Lawsuit my ass. Pfft, dummy. As far as Riot is concerned, MY CELEBRATION is for everyone to attend, and free cake shall be given to all present EXCEPT Drago. Drago's eyes widen as he tightens his grip on the beer mug. Mugen: LOSERS DON'T GET FREE CAKE. AND DRAGO IS A LOSER!!! Drago starts breathing heavily, his face starting to coil in anger as he applies more and more pressure to the mug. Mugen: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to back to doing what I always do.....Winning!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!! The rest of his posse laugh with him as Drago is fuming at this point. His right hand starts shaking until the beer mug cracks and then completely breaks, causing the beer and shards of glass to go flying. Drago's hand is cut pretty badly, but he doesn't notice.....or care. The bartender looks at Drago in bewilderment. Bartender: .....Kid I think you're bleeding. Drago uses his other hand to pull out his wallet and slide some cash toward the bartender. Drago is still breathing heavily, unable to contain his rage. Drago Cesar: Nobody.....leave me out.......of free cake. Drago returns the wallet to his pocket. He looks at his hand, which is still bleeding, and makes a fist. He storms out as the bartender just stares at the mess that's been made.

http://gimmgp.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/newchallenger.png If only I actually had a PS4......

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A few things. Kass better watch out. The one thing you don't want to do is piss off KD. I kinda hope he interferes in that ladder match and just cleans house. Would be a nice way to segue him into a good feud. __________________________________________________ Props to Majin for putting in work despite being sick. I know the feeling. TIL you NEVER get The Steve roses and balloons. I'll be sure to write that one down. __________________________________________________ Smythe probably writes his best RP in a while here. I liked that he pointed out that him and Reed have history together, which allows people who aren't familiar with them to understand the match means more than just the title. __________________________________________________ Minio kills me with these Uber RPs. When 2 Shanes mentioned Abeyance, I died laughing. You really never know who Bobbeh's going to run into next. Maybe Hairline? Dermen Man? Dermern Derk? __________________________________________________ Baker picks up an impressive win over Carter, who no sold 2 finishers in a row. Animal. __________________________________________________ Dupree's just gone through some cruel and unusual punishment. For GAWD'S SAKE, HIS HAIR IS DEAD! We need some Just For Men, stat! __________________________________________________ Smythe becomes the new Hardcore Champion! I died laughing when he got up from that neckbreaker before Reed did. Should've pinned him right then and there for the 3 count. __________________________________________________ I'm having a hard time believing that that's NOT Sensation. Were these guys talking to a hologram or something? Were they high? The world may never know. Either way, good luck against KD b. __________________________________________________ Solid RP by Tre and Kass. Sucks that Xander kinda had to disappear and screw things up, but you gotta move on. "Drago owes me a rematch after being a little "Enhanced" up in our first match" http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zYzQffnlN-4/UZiyRv0t0-I/AAAAAAAAHrc/YhCHc2bUYAE/s640/Mike+Woodson+Face.gif __________________________________________________ Congrats to Leon for getting the NA title. I'm sure he'll be able to do the title some justice, and even if he loses it the next week, it's really the story and the characters around the title that counts, least in my book. __________________________________________________ BAH GAWD, WHO IS THAT MAN IN THE MASK??? WHO IS IT??? IS IT VALMONT???? NO! IT'S GOTTA BE MAYHEM! NO! SON OF A BITCH, WHO IS IT??? I CAN'T CRACK THE CODE! WHAT'S THE DAMN CODE?!?!?!? YES, YES, I KNEW IT, IT WAS MATSUDA ALL ALO- NO!!!!! BAH GAWD IT'S DALTON BLEK!!!! What a surprise! These factions are taking all the big guns 'round town. It's gonna be an all out war. __________________________________________________

Was instantly reminded of this when I saw it.

My sides are gone after that Crossbones RP. Poor shark. :(

Random thoughts: Madison Cox and Alex Robinson are racists and they hate blek ppl! This white on blek violence will not be tolerated! :( As I alluded to earlier, I loved Dennis vs. Smythe. It's probably, nah, it's mos def my MOTN. I marked the hell out when I saw the sweep into that GTS, THE MIXUPS ARE SO REAL. Smythe hitting the Flapjack (most powerful finisher of all time mind you) shoulda been ballgame, but then Watch the Knee b!!!! Poor Versus. What did he ever do to deserve this? I got a feeling Majin and Steve aren't gonna get away so easy with this one, evil sonamaguns. Number 2's growing on me b. Push this man to the moon! SHET, SKULL BUBBAS!??!?!!? DIA DE LOS MUERTOS IS UPON US, PERROS!!!! Will Ter Gerden be able to defeat Crossbones??? Or will he get kicked in the giggle berries???? No more rum though? That's harsh. All in all, this was a good show. Little disappointed that some people didn't contribute to it, but oh well.

Dennis vs. Smythe was the shit. What a match!

White Chocolate........You an animal b. Hell of a surprise.

Fantastic show from top to bottom. Definitely one of the best PPVs of the season. Turmoil TV title match started out at a slow pace, but quickly escalated into a hype as all hell contest. I legitmately marked when Seb hit the catch finisher. So many cool moments and close calls, nobody's got anything to be ashamed of here. I'm pretty sure Savage U just committed homicide. My goodness. Parker vs. Blek had probably my favorite finish of the show. Holee crap! Tiki Hut w/Mugen was probably my favorite segment. You can tell these guys had a lot of fun putting this one together. The code bit was hilarious. Sophia Cena caught me off guard! BBBBRRRRRRR RAPADOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Ending did too! Well done. I normally don't like to discuss my own matches/content, but I feel as if I have to make an exception here. Parker is a fucking beast. He had me on tilt for the first 10-15 minutes, forcing me to rethink what I was doing entirely. I'm glad we ended up with the match that we got, definitely one of my favorite matches I've been a part of. More later when moar ppl discuss n stufz

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