Bobby Minio

The amount of content. http://gifpinner.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fake-wrestling-best-funny-gifs-and-animated-gifs-updated-daily-gif-bin-1390100154nk8g4.gif but the Main Event:

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There are countless times through the week that I choose to derp around online or play a game instead of writing because I'm a procrastinating fool. With that being said, Raze, I see you sit on the chat box asking for DMs and then sitting around waiting for no one to show up for 20-30 minute clips on probably a daily basis. While you're waiting, throw something together. Explore Raze as a cultist. Explore Raze in Trance's shadow. Explore Raze's relationships with the other members of the Family, but goddamn, explore something.

At least he was right about how fucking lovable I am. http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/pinkpanther1234/lovable.gif

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You have a lot of brand rehabbing to go through before anyone is gonna buy that Raze. You had made a lot of progress but a lot of that was unraveled when you saddled your dead weight on Trance's shoulders for the second half of your feud. Remember: You can lead a man to work but that doesn't ensure work-rate. http://i.imgur.com/VVdl5Rf.gif

Instead of us laughing at the promo you changed the context so we're not laughing WITH the promo. http://www.asbmb.org/uploadedImages/ASBMBToday/Content/Issues/200911/Content/Departments/Letters_to_the_Editor/helicopter_mom.jpg

http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo334/claustrophobicmime/GIFs/YOULYINGFUCK.gif Downplaying those edits a wee bit there Jay. Those "two crowd lines" completely change the entire context of the promo.

I've been fighting myself to not scream about that sequence to EVERYONE in OCW for the last week and a half. That made the entire match a classic, that part right there. Right after it happens there's a short pause and then you hear Sean flatly say: "How are we supposed to be friends?"

Two shanes four bracelets

One of them was not bad at all actually. Gaming is changing. It's becoming more socially acceptable as a whole and that includes girls too. Judging by the live crowd at the house show I went to a few months ago, the female audience at WWE is growing and it's not exclusively ugmos either.

The last major efed I was in before OCW had two confirmed female handlers that other handlers hung out with IRL. These unicorns exist!

I think the Bombshells crew has been incredible carrying that division for months consistently but, I would definitely care more if it were female handlers. There are some guys who would literally have angles where Bombshells are getting violated on a pinball table.

It's probably worth noting who is playing as the Bombshells in all of these outstanding matches.

Riot notes/review. Matsumoto calling out Mugen. Somehow I feel like that is one challenge that will go unanswered. Drago’s Jungle should be the new Lionsden match. Also, HE’S BEEN IN WARRRRRSSS! Trance initiates AC Cobra to the S.E.S. Mugen learning the hard way that Matsuda’s ego will ALWAYS come first! It really sucks that Suda will be slipping into inactivity soon, because this tag team has Champions written all over it. KD should feud with Trance over the right to hold sermon. AC needs to give Luke more ring time. Blacklist is running AC ragged here. One really good thing lately, more and more tag teams are sprouting up in a hurry, established teams. I think most of the teams need to polish up their tag game but the first step, establishing a tag division, is already in progress. Finish of this match was pretty funny though. AC blows his chances with a Minio botch. Womp womp. Cody is an arsonist. #WhatAHeel #NeverForget Raze vs. Eli… I feel like the pyro guidelines have become a bit lax. Raze is our Sandow. I thought he had this one but that big boot was vicious. I guess a lesson has been taught by the Family or the Kindred? I think there is a beautiful poetry to the fact that KD is videotaping promos in his IRL backyard and Drago’s promos are taking place in his character’s backyard. Drago is OCW’s Andy Kaufman. Beating up representatives of his opponent. I love the old school touches in people’s segments lately. Then… Raze cuts a promo on his thirst. Talking gorillas and Raze going meta. What planet is this? KD is now Biker Taker. Looking at KD’s entrance, I really wish that the create-an-entrance features had just a little bit of effort put into them by the devs. They basically chopped up the animations to make them selectable. in a more advanced world, those animations are streamlined so they work together more smoothly. I really hope they expand little polish features like that in the future. Mother of god. KD’s head was just crushed on the stairs. BRUTAL spot visually. The ref should have thrown up the X. I think KD is our Batista after this match. Drago was getting heat on him and he would get these burst of offense. This match was pretty fun, especially with Drago’s build up to it. Is Val Venis coming to OCW? Mugen vs. Suda matches are like worked matches with called spots. It’s really pretty fucking great and it sucks that people overlooked this match this week. These two and Tobin are the three best ‘workers’ around these days and it shows in everything that group does. We need more matches like this. and for the second week in a row, the Family has made my list of things to do.

Pugh trying to be about that necksnapping life.

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That's Kane killing Ryder's push so it's more of an accurate representation of what TR leaving OCW did to the state of the fed.

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/assets/3916509/spiderwalk.gif We're crawling along to Damnation yall!

Let's push to Page 2 so the thread has more content than the show does!

That's right mother fucker he didn't even win! http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rXVKGD8Z--/jp7fgbswiafc1cr8py1q.gif

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Where's the Riot discussion guys? http://img.pandawhale.com/30036-Walking-Dead-Carl-Rick-finds-o-p2qM.gif WHERE IS IT?!

The ROYAL YOU.