Bobby Minio

Dennis fell asleep on the self destruct button.

Betterness' spirit animal is a Ponyta

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Make a little KD that pops up in the corner when rooks get buried like Ed Boon but instead of saying Toasty! he says Sissy! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/016/203/image.jpg

I don't really think the execution was the problem, I appreciate the production aspect of the whole thing, but I'd have to be pretty fucking gullible to allow my character to get duffed out like that, especially in the case of an involved rook, and if you simply told me "Well you're a flake so you basically have to get the absolute shit beaten out of you backstage" I would really tell everyone involved to die choking on my Big Ed. Also, keep in mind I let Versus beat me up when I popped out of a volcano like a kaiju and leave me laid out in fake lava. At least there I had a hand in what we had crafted and I was more than a bump dummy or in one case, a ragdolled corpse. Easy for you to say, you didn't just get Hans Gruber'd off of a fucking 18 wheeler.

#HoodieGang spends 5 minutes irreparably Hairlining the entire Turmoil rookie class and you're gonna be salty at Jookie? Turmoil's 2018 Rookies: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MMyXttrHW7Q/T_1ubD4NAuI/AAAAAAAAB04/8PV-4vMNqVE/s320/spongebob.gif

I appreciate the more positive notes of the post but lets be perfectly honest, it's fluff. It's the old sandwich method of management, surround negative things with positive things, making the negative things easier to digest. Extrapolate what's really at play here. Your ego is more fragile than maybe any Champion I've personally seen in OCW. It's important for me to say, I respect what you bring to the OCW table, and I think a lot of people can cosign that I've been outspoken about the fact that you're a workhorse, who's earned their spot and then some. I've openly talked about how you and Pam and Kass really earned your worth and built the status quo that has pushed the OCW for the last couple of years. I didn't randomly appear to defend Dan, and the fact that it's all you saw shows the unfortunate reality of your fragility. It's deeper than probably anyone but Pam and the smurf account known formerly as "Ed" realize. You've become bunkered into that fragility, and it leads to you working yourself into a shoot over and over with the same dumb ass baiting. You have all of the tools to be a legendary champion, you've already locked yourself in for a HOF slot, but you'll never be in the same conversation as the Dupree's or the Ortiz's because you lack the spine that those handlers carried their championships with. They didn't bitch for months after the fact, they didn't rely on roommates or smurf accounts or whatever the fuck to go to bat for them. When they felt wronged they took action and righted the wrong. Instead, you tucked tail and ran back to Turmoil, where you let Turmoil talent serve as your aight mans on your quest to prove that you're the only legitimate champion of anything, which is why you're only content when your home address represents the majority of the champs on the banner. You think Turmoil and Riot need each other? Dope I don't disagree, but lead by fucking example. If you truly believed that, or believed half of your post, you would have been in this thread telling Ed to kick rocks for that post too. If you believed that both brands should be successful, help elevate a handler and a character that you had a hand in getting over, stay over, and stay over as a Champion, rather than letting sly remarks fly from your camp to try to detract from Kass as a champion. In general, I thought this was just a whole lot of nothing, which is why my original reply was just neutral and matter of fact. It wasn't until I saw how people reacted to Kass merely defending himself, as everyone would expect him to, that I realize this is a shoot from Team Dennis, and that's where I really began to understand how petty you are. Just sort it out, because you're all better than this. You really are, but more so than any fucky match or show sabotaging fuckery to spite another person, you being salty over that match booking is the first legitimate blemish I've seen on your record and it's a huge disappointment. PS, and I think this is hauntingly accurate, a picture of Dennis, Pam and Ed celebrating with Kass after his World Title win:

Champs, especially the top strap, are always expected to work harder than everyone else on the roster, but being a segment beast is not always a pre-requisite for it.

Time fucks everyone, with the exception of Kang the Conqueror.

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Its about ethics in fake, fake fighting!

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Hashtag Fuck your rules and fuck Riot's censors.

Sooo, am I allowed to go back to cursing in promos now? Cause this capo segment was pretty fucking colorful. I mean I caught all kinds of whiny heat from upstairs when I did it but if we're greenlighted...

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You forgot to switch over to the Big Ed account.

I'm always available Jay.

I can picture a sweaty Jaysin Sensation in the middle of a TGIF begging Flojo to go back to his hotel. "Please, please alright I come here alot and you're embarrassing me! Just come back and watch me shower, please!"