Iceberg LeTuce

odd....

Meh xmas no longer excites me. When you get to that stage of getting 3 billion DvD's and a tin of chocolates you know you are too old for xmas.

Isnt it a bit early to be posting the merry christmas thread? Well jay, i suppose you are really excited about santa emptying his sack in your room tonight. Heh. Merry Xmas!!!!!!

Who the fuck are you? Anyway, im looking forward to my match with CC. I've sucked thus far so lets hope i can pull somthing back.

Why didnt me vs seth get a review mayhem

Come on to fuck Trips, give the guy a break. You have not finished the match so he might have decent FPR at the end. Oh well maybe not.

*The scene opens in the OCW hospital wing where a doctor is tending to Le’Tuce's head wound. He wraps a bandage around his waist and leaves him with Eva at his side.* Eva: “What the hell happened? First I hear you lose to Valmont then the next thing I know some jerk is kicking your ass in the ring. Who the hell was it? Le’Tuce: Bitch….that was some jobber called Pugh. I dont even know who the hell he is but I swear im going to kill the mother fu..” *Le’Tuce is cut off by Eva* Eva: Language! There is a camera in here you know. Le’Tuce: People will start thinking you are my mother, not my bitch. I have to get out of here and prepare for my match next week. Get me my cell phone. I have a call to make.” Eva: Who ya gonna call? Le’Tuce: That isn’t even funny….bitch. *The scene fades with Eva going through Le’Tuces’ jacket pocket*

Touche

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For one thing its the (V)ionic punches not the Bionic punches and also i didnt make out that it was the Moment of the Night......tit :( And yes my music pawns. Edit: You kinda humped jay's patter with the first line of your review lol

Sweet card! I lol'd at the opener description

Just for the record i allowed my finisher to dissapear after the corner sig.

Looks like i am to become a hoss then

I told all you fuckers that it would work!!!!!! I wont go lying so i will come clean. Some of the tylering i done was not down to lag but down to my horrible timing and moonwalking is just a habbit. I agree with the fact hazmat has some awfull moves and im go glad i hit the fukker with my headbutt at the start(Ill soon be known for it!;)) I am the fucking reversal mastah!:p I might tone down my character a bit as i dont like the "hoss" look. Yeah i didnt know it was gay to do that so thats why i walked away to let the finisher go away. But i was surprised haz didnt know i was doing this and surprise surprise went for a running grapple(Which im not moaning at btw) Haha to Haz for falling on his face :D To be fair i think my fin looked shit online with the bitch at ringside screwing the camera angles :p

Anyone gonna do a match anaylisis?

That last match was fucking amazing, nuff said.

Hold Dat Bentley!

*The scene opens in the OCWFED Cafeteria where Iceberg Le’Tuce and a woman are sitting at a dirty table. Le’Tuce is holding a long mahogany box with gold clips on it. He is stroking the box and then turns to the woman* Le’Tuce: Bitch, You know what this is? This is something my father handed down to me on his death bed. This is worth more than two hours with you and that cute little Persian chick. Eva: What is it? *A waitress comes over to the table and after taking Eva’s order, turns to Le’Tuce* Waitress: Can I take your order? Le’Tuce: Yeah ill have a hamburger, hold the salad. *The waitress heads in the direction of the kitchen and a young boy is seen heading towards the table. Le’Tuce opens the box, revealing a long white glove and a gold Rolex* Le’Tuce: This is the glove my daddy used to keep his bitches in line. You see it was foretold… *Le’Tuce is cut off by the young boy who is holding a pen and paper* Boy: Can I get an autograph Mr Lettuce? Le’Tuce: ITS LE TOO SAY BITCH! * Le’Tuce pulls out the glove and slaps the boy across the face with it. The boy runs over to his mother crying and bumps into the waitress on his way there.* Eva: Wow that’s one powerful backhander. *The waitress reaches the table and puts a plate in front of Eva and a plate in front of Le’Tuce* Waitress: One hamburger hold the lettuce. Le’Tuce: ITS LE TOO SA…..oh right sorry lady braugh. *The camera fades leaving Le’Tuce eating his hamburger and Eva placing the glove back into its box*

I mark for the whiskey. Assuming its partly an inside joke.

Quote by parker "That sentance makes no sense whatsoever"

So why did i bring down the titanic?

Hold Dat!

How fucking fat where you during that last move haha.

I understand the moveset syncing with your characters background. I have an "OCF" background therefore lots of boxing moves.

Womans Slap I know its an instant success