*The scene opens in the OCWFED Cafeteria where Iceberg Le’Tuce and a woman are sitting at a dirty table. Le’Tuce is holding a long mahogany box with gold clips on it. He is stroking the box and then turns to the woman*
Le’Tuce: Bitch, You know what this is? This is something my father handed down to me on his death bed. This is worth more than two hours with you and that cute little Persian chick.
Eva: What is it?
*A waitress comes over to the table and after taking Eva’s order, turns to Le’Tuce*
Waitress: Can I take your order?
Le’Tuce: Yeah ill have a hamburger, hold the salad.
*The waitress heads in the direction of the kitchen and a young boy is seen heading towards the table. Le’Tuce opens the box, revealing a long white glove and a gold
Rolex*
Le’Tuce: This is the glove my daddy used to keep his bitches in line. You see it was foretold…
*Le’Tuce is cut off by the young boy who is holding a pen and paper*
Boy: Can I get an autograph Mr Lettuce?
Le’Tuce: ITS LE TOO SAY BITCH!
* Le’Tuce pulls out the glove and slaps the boy across the face with it. The boy runs over to his mother crying and bumps into the waitress on his way there.*
Eva: Wow that’s one powerful backhander.
*The waitress reaches the table and puts a plate in front of Eva and a plate in front of Le’Tuce*
Waitress: One hamburger hold the lettuce.
Le’Tuce: ITS LE TOO SA…..oh right sorry lady braugh.
*The camera fades leaving Le’Tuce eating his hamburger and Eva placing the glove back into its box*