Nathan Carter

I will wait til you fall asleep and sneak into your office. We shall play a wicked game of "Don't Wake Daddy"

Remember that convo where I said I would take care of it, and you were cool. I said it'd be that way, and it will from now on.

The Gatekeeper better keep my name out of his mouth. I'll slap you around like Tre did!

Show needs commentary! AMIRIGHT?!

Hey, I'm your next guest on the Desk. You're welcome for all the listens we will get.

OH YEA I ALMOST FORGOT! The Steve is back! All these old dudes keep showing up, when Vets return this is all I see... http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/im-not-gay-but-20-is-20.jpg

I'd watch you drown the Horse. (Assuming its Tank...drown Tank)

No one gives a shit about how big your dicks are. Stop arguing and making the Graduation show about how the Veterans can't seem to agree on anything except shitting on each other/others. It was said earlier as a joke "8 pages of content, let the 10 pages of FPR bitching commence." Whoever said that was right, I swear, if half of you took the time to help people with their FPR instead of shitting on them to boost your own ego, MAYYYYYYBE some of the new talent wouldn't suck donkey nuts? Tank is a shit champion/shit wrestler, who looks less interesting than Ron Portman. But don't blame just him for his horrible FPR, that's a reflection of the leadership that Turmoil currently has too. Kass already jumped ship, and that's a huge loss for Turmoil. (My new PS4 gets here in less than a week, I'll be happy to help orchestrate some DM's since its getting harder and harder each week on Xbox) That would be like if Sensation decided to give Bishop a title shot when he was here for two weeks... BACK TO THE SHOW AT HAND; RAGNARIOT! Fun content, and a good read from top to bottom. It really does flow better when everyone is on the same page and working toward a goal. I haven't seen all the matches yet (buffering issue) , and I haven't listened to the podcast; I have some pretty good circle jerks at the Pleasure Palace already, I don't need to listen to bunch of geriatrics do it. Shout out to Parker for the video at the end. (and an awesome match) It gave me a shit ton of information on how to cut some badass videos together for the future. Now I can make others look good through video as well, and I plan to. I WANT A REMATCH JABRON!

Is this Evil Dupree? http://www.rockshockpop.com/screencaps/Ernest/06.jpg

#GimmieThatWeener

I liked it.

Yeah, if you're up for "Best Supporting Actor in a Soft Core Film"

Septic Tank! I'm wearing that shirt on the next Riot, I suggest all Ragnarok do the same. Fucking LOVE IT

It's NEVER unfortunate...

Yeah, people took time to make those titles. It's not the Title the champion chooses, it's what we voted on at the beginning of the Season.

It's time for Parker to enter The Pleasure Palace!

When I get out of "School House Rock" rehearsal, I'll be watching the show in it's entirety. Assuming this horrible music I have to sing doesn't make me bash my brains in...

I loved the sips! You know what I didn't love? Your horrid impression of me! I do not sound like Tori Amos on prom night at the wrong Frat Party.

Cartah vs Parkah! Holy shit.

Make the match Sensation.

Sure in a tag match ;) You can try again next Riot if sensation will book it.

"Fuckery" is the actual term. And the last baby dick I had was yours.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/208/491/35d5r6.jpg The day I start caring what the vets think about my gimmick, is the day I start jobbing to AC/Jook. Seems like the only 'Great' thing he did, was his disappearing act. And what kind of bitch wears lipstick?

who the hell is that pictured?!?

I see. I was on the fence for using it cause of all the fucks, but I think I may have downloaded the one with bleeps. My bad. I'm having trouble getting that vid to play at the moment. When it comes to RP's, ironically enough, I have the cleanest mouth out of the whole stable.