Kassidy Hayes

He beat the champ

Kass may just pay a visit, but just to make sure he stays longer, gotta isolate Mugen

Ouch, Thought we had a new LHW champion, not going to lie. Mr I don't use Resiliency sure as fuck used it to save his title. Hell yea Denny, 2-0 this event *highfive <3

Second *HighFive*

Gay!

imma leg kick that midget for the second season in a row

Battlegate, that match was mine lol fucking ropebreak

sssshhhhhhhhh more to come key word more to come one more time in the cheap seats more to come <3

Diamond: SHAM!!!... I mean, why are you even out here? I have trouble getting in the building sometimes, because our sham security doesn't even know I'm on the roster. And yet, you think you can just walk in here and get in this guy's hole and get booked in a match? Not on my watch, pal. The line for getting booked in matches, starts behind me now. I laughed out loud, i like sham man

defly not the rusty motherfucker ;)

Kass can return to shame to sham man

You love to hate TKF, there for you Love TKF. Your welcome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9pua7tPtfY me during ME

its only been 2 shows

not what has been said by others, including jay.

tech no, cuz the bump isnt in fpr, its ethics

will sophia win or will the shovel wielded by HHH be to much? (idk if this match even happens lol) http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i108/TwistedKassidy/HHH2k17_rip.png~original

Lol it was a fun match, idk how he kicked out so easily with the dirty pin but hey its nate lol http://i.imgur.com/sAlyLOG.gif

not at all, slight moose but that's it

not to mention, he always finds time to play NBA 2k. Wrong 2k game jook, wrong game KD too DAMN BIG, dennis looked like a god damn child Ding running a little bit of what I wanted to run with kass to dennis, gotta try and shove a wedge between him and maddy. Prince, nice job, you pulled the trigger on rookie year unlike I, I beat the holy shit out of smythe just letting him out of pins he couldn't kick out of trying to end on a finisher. Booby, I'm coming

The scene opens in the dressing room of Madison Cox. Dennis was staring at Madison’s picture on the cover of the latest Maxim magazine. OCW was making a killing off the most downloaded woman in the company's history. The Television Champion ran a hand through his hair while mocking Madison’s voice. Mocked Madison: Oh Dennis, I just love your hair today. You look soooo handsome. Dennis: I know, Madison. I know. Mocked Madison: You're the most handsomest man that ever lived. Dennis: You would be correct there as well. Mocked Madison: You're a better high flyer than Matsuda ever will be. Dennis: So nice of you to say! Mocked: Kiss me, you handsome Devil. Dennis leans in and over does his make out session with the cover of the Maxim Magazine. After a good sixty nine seconds of this, Dennis hears the sound of a theist clearing. Dennis slowly lifts his head to see Madison standing there, staring at him with two coffees in her hands. Dennis: …I was getting ketchup off the page. Catering has good fries. Madison: …...s-sure. Madison hands Dennis his ice coffee, begging for something to break the awkward silence. At that moment, the unlikeliest of saviors enters Madison’s dressing room. Dennis quickly stands and steps in front of Madison at the sight of Kassidy Hayes, lord of the leg kick. Kassidy: Dennis, I have been looking everywhere for you. Kassidy walks up and hugs dennis, kass has his arms wrapped around dennis with his head slightly on dennis’ and his chin on dennis’ shoulder with a smile that has never been seen on his face. Madison goes to say something but Kass extends one arm off the grip he had on Dennis, and places his hand over the face of Madison while slowly pushing away. Dennis: … Kassidy let's go and takes a step back. Kassidy: I haven’t gotten the chance to say Thank You! Also is it still 2016? Dennis and Madison speak in unison: Kass? Thank you for what? This is 2017! Kassidy: Damn, I don’t know why but I don’t remember the last few months then but Thank you for getting rid of Tank. You have been making Turmoil a better and safer place from what I do remember; beat up tank, beat up Jackson, beat up B17. We are a great Turmoil Champion. Dennis looks at Madison and she looks back, shrugging slowly. Very slowly. Madison: Are you feeling alright, Kassidy? You hate us. Now you’re hugging him. I’m confused. Dennis: Did Mugen put you up to this? Kassidy: I’m feeling pretty clear, clearer than I have in a while. Last thing I remember clearly is shooting Versus with night night darts. From there things are pretty hazy and then after a while from that match I had with Tiberius. Kass squints like he is trying to think about fine details but can’t remember, Kass: Granted I did try to break your neck that one night at momentum, I never hated you, I respect you. Also why would Mugen put me up to this? Do I frequently talk to mugen? Madison: Give us a moment. Madison pulls Dennis aside and whispers: This is a trap! Has to be. Dennis whispers: Or he hit is head in the ladder match...which is a good thing. I like this Kass. Madison: Meh… Dennis and Madison walk back to Kassidy who is standing arms crossed, Dennis: Mugen is a very bad man. Very bad. If I were you, i’d avoid him. Madison: Avoid him like Tank avoids women and showers. Well, he likes Golden showers I hear. Dennis: What is - Madison: Don’t worry about…. Kassidy: It’s when someone pees on you bro, but thanks for the advice. That explains a weird note I had in my locker that Tank wanted to pose as my “Female” manager. Dude was warped in the head. Also Madison, was that really me on your news show? It is spot on of me asking for those LAY'S Wavy Hickory Barbecue chips, they are something to ponder over. Yum Kassidy grabs the Turmoil Championship and places it on his shoulder, Kassidy: I definitely don’t remember losing this at any point, but I am glad that I didn’t lose to a some nobody who got washed out of the company, nope, I lost to the future turmoil champion, well Co-Turmoil Champion. Kassidy removes the belt, unclasps it and drapes it across Dennis’ shoulder, Kassidy: I may have missed Christmas but your gift is here, Your new best friend forever, ME! Paise KASS man, Kass closes his eyes leans his head back and extends his arms almost to be ready for dennis to return the hug, then leans his head back down and looks at dennis, quick change in pointing his arms out toward dennis, Kassidy: Praise Kass and Dennis! The Greatest Turmoil Champion ever. Dennis: Greatest Turmoil Champion? I mean...well. You are the first, for sure. You'll always have that. Madison tugs on Dennis’s shirt, whispering ‘Never again will you do a ladder match. This poor man has lost his mind.’ Kassidy: but I’m not all, I never got to tell you before my haze state but, I cracked Bray with the stairs for YOU! Fuck that dude, am I right? And then you got rid of Jimmy Henry, so I tried getting you yet another gift, in the form of Tiberius’ hair, idk why else I’d be fighting for it. At last though, I failed you so I was thinking, I have had my hair dyed enough times to know how to do it myself, and I think you'd kill it as a blonde. Dennis: Kill it? Kill who as a blonde? Madison rubbed the bridge of her nose. Madison: It’s slang, I think. Killing it is good. Maybe. I don’t know, i’m white. Kassidy: Kassually killing that look, you would be, so you wanna do it? Dennis asks if kass thinks women will like the look. Blonde women, specifically. Kassidy: Of course, I’m only part blonde, and do you see the Blonde I pulled? Dennis: Pulled? Madison: I’m leaving. This conversation is beyond ridiculous. Why would he pull on someone? It’s rude. Madison exits the dressing room after taking back the coffee she brought for Dennis. Kass pulls on the skin of his forearm, Kassidy: I’m whiter than both of you, yet I have picked up more of this urban vocab then you both? I have lived a few decades now, this is by far the most confusing and evolving vocabulary there has been, new words made up every day. Basicly, I married a pretty hot blonde if I say so myself, check her out, Kass shows Dennis a picture of Alexa that he carries with him, Dennis blinks at the picture and nods approvingly. Dennis: Teach me the ways of capturing a Blonde. I’d ask Drago, but I fear he’d have me use darts or a net. Kassidy: Alright, let’s start by dying that hair. Kassidy sits dennis down in a folding chair, grabs a nearby towel and wraps it around dennis, and grabs a box out of a bag he brought in without anyone noticing of L'Oreal Paris Superior Preference Les Blondissimes Permanent Hair Color Extra Light Ash Blonde. Dennis: Kass, isn’t my hair to dark? I mean the box clearly, Kassidy: Dennis, my hair is dark like yours and it's part blonde, I think I know how my stylist did it. Trust me bro.

too many logos, wouldn't download. its as up to date as your sig

I just spit out my soda......... YOU KNOW WHY when you hear it

this is really long

hes talking bubba