Jimmy Henry

Fuck that coward Bradley.

Someone oughta tell Loki McGregor.

Not a great response following DonkeyKonggate

Somebody briefly explain Tobin Frost to me, so I can understand the significance of that ending.

Rhyme Tyme are brilliant.

Oooooohhhhhhh......

Can't take credit for Jackson's work. Was a nice touch.

My circle-jerk-Turmoil-is-great review: Tank RP was well written and a nice intro. Joe & Loki fighting over poor bald Stacy. I like Loki's subtle man of many faces approach. Dylan vs Bill. I love the no-frills cheese of Bill and his meatloaf tits. Good comfortable win for Dylan, unique finisher. Matched looked offline, didn't realise you guys were connected. Seth Morrison video promo was great, establishing himself as Turmoil's alpha heel (along with Tank). Much better voice for Stacy (nice wig, girl). Women's handicap match, I understand its purpose in establishing Pain as an utter machine in the women's division, but felt a little scripted/fake. But you could argue it did its job and had a good TV finish. I like this Sid Harrison look, hope this one actually sticks. Big Bray Spur using a theme song more suited to *cough* that other show. Good match, nice unique ending to it - hiding the health bars would have just added that bit of "je ne sais quoi". B-17 vs Tank. Subdued entrance for Tank - something bad happen in jail, big man? Lack of match sounds is a distracting shame (assume there's a reason) saved by the lovely post-rock (genuinely, who is this?). Such an even fight, at 14 mins on the video take a look at the health bars and sig/finisher %, haha. The 2nd frog splash kick-out slightly soured an otherwise great match. Good storyline extension after the match. Seth vs Joe. If I'm honest, when I see a 25 minute video, I'm like "ah fuck". Especially if one guy is red after 9 mins. Oops, two illegal finishers from Joe - need to watch that. Oh wait, shit! I was expecting another finisher kickout - so that's why the video is so long! I marked out like fuck there! BLACKMATCHESMATTER! Get him Dennis! Brilliant. So chuffed to beat Jacks, cheered like a schoolgirl when I won. Kass' lack of activity just makes me more determined to beat him. Aries' lack of activity is a health risk, hope he's OK.

Obvious reasons aside, I really fucking enjoyed this episode. Bigger review coming.

You ungrateful sack. I am winning this Turmoil title and taking it to Japan. Whether Mugen's wrestling fed wants me or not.

We don't rip Grado off as much as Grado rips off Dennis Stamp.

Marked the fuck out when I heard the opening to "We built this city..."

Now the whole team fucking here.

Tre, what happened to you man. So much potential, wasted. Listen to yourself.

I like being a face?

Drago drago drago drago

#cleanmatchesmatter on Turmoil

Sort of feel like we need a massive FPR break to boost our views.

A drop kick with a 100 yard run up. Xander Rane would still be out cold. I had to fight smart. Up against the big boys.

Great show, a lot of people doing cool RPs & videos. * Good RP to open. * You see the size of that woman? Poor Sophia * Seth Morrison vs Dennis Black. Brilliant! Brutal! Said it before, but I love Morrison's look. Shame his attitude is absolutely deplorable. Absolute beast. * Sid vs Seb. Poor Seb is so fed up getting beat, he just goes to town on Sid with a chair. Who's gonna clean up after us if our main janitor is broken? And Sid's after match RP, hahaha. * B-17 RP was awesome, like a gangster B-movie. * Woah! What did Seth just say? Racist and sexist. * Bill Ding! * Kassidy vs Aries. Much better showing from Aries, starting to look much more comfortable with his weight. * Nice to see the new recruits working together on an RP to introduce themselves. RP should be earlier on the show, before the Morrison/Black match, because Dennis is supposed to be hospitalised. * Madison Cox looks like Heather Graham. A schemer who can wrestle, interesting character. * Stacy Clark needs to stay away from that leprechaun. * Main Event: Black Jackets Matter, lol. Don't like the DX tron for me, need to ditch that. Trouble in paradise for Jackson & B17? Enjoyed the match, stole my win.

Ladies & Gentleman, welcome to the Seth Morrison show.

Pfft, he's a wank.

Understandable. I think I need to spend more time DM'ing and less time on the forums.

There is probably scope for a 3rd show, consisting of matches for alts & testing the flakiness of new recruits. Maybe something that doesn't even require a card to be produced and is just a set of 4 or 5 compiled matches that have been submitted by lower card wrestlers (from Turmoil & Riot) who are not featuring on the upcoming show. Something easy to manage, with minimum or (even better) no RPs. A sort of Main Event/Superstars/Heat thing. Essentially televised Dark Matches. It would be nice to see some alts actually get in the ring now and again. Also would be a good feedback platform for rooks & alts so that their look/moveset is tied down before they make it to the main show. However, I accept it's probably not worth the time, effort or server space required.

Yeah, giving the millions AAAANNNDDDD millions of Ron Portman fans across the world, something to cheer about. My bad, I've only seen him named once. Didn't know he had history.