HOOOOOT. The Clash Review: The Bakerness edition (See what I did there?)
Intro Video
This set the tone, and started the show with a pop. Even if it was just a hype video of all the matches.
Booby Segment
It's weird that the show didn't start off with a faction segment. But, hey! Bobby knew what he was doing and it was obvious that he came for a fight.
Chip vs Boob
It seems as though the match had split or something stupid because of the cut at the beginning. The match was a great way to start off the show. I really do hope that they continue it for another month or so.
Prince segment
Prince was taking rips at LOLslie and jesus. Keep going. Solid segment, and can't wait to see you develop in the future, homie.
THE GARDEN
Once you go black... yeah. KD is a king of quotes thanks this segment, and it's amazing.
SKWAD Segment
TKF is making SKWAD so much more entertaining in my opinion. This segment was great. Tibby needs his own Rodent because that's what the Betterness deserves. Not Leon. He's Trash.
LOLslie vs Prince
I was actually looking forward to this match. I wanted Prince to stomp Smythe out. But, nope. He just put himself over. Next time Prince. You'll get him.
Drago segment
BUBBA. These segments are always solid. Drago knows what he's doing. He's on a hunt and all he wants to find is 'Our Hero'
Madison Video
These videos hurt my head. It's a teenage girl screaming about her life, and crying. We get it. You lied to all of us. Now leave, DURMEH.
Purge Segment
I just wanted to spread some positive energy and love. BUT NOPE. SIT DOWN KID. This was one of my favorite segments i've ever been in. Besides.. WHO DOOKIED IN THE URINAL. Foreshadowing advanced though. It's Baking Time.
Dragkov The Marksist vs H2Hoot and LigerHoot
Look at little baker at the bottom of the screen! This match was amazing. Everyone thought Drago had in the bag. Liger ran from him and BAM. A solid finish to a solid match. Proud of H2O for being able to keep up with Drago the entire match. Good stuff.
????? Segment
I have no idea what I just read. I hope something good comes out of it.
TKF vs Paradox
I was looking forward to this match. And too bad the servers are horrible, and we couldn't see an actual finish. Hopefully the storyline from this will make our suffering worth it. Can TKF hold the titles for as long as they want? Find out next year on OCWfed.com
Gary Segment
This segment has me confused but let's roll on! Ego, Our Hero, Gary. What're they up to?!
Ding segment
DO YOUR THING DADDEH. I love Dinger. I have since near the last of the season. I hope he does incredible things in the future, and can give the HC title more love.
B-17 vs Cactus
Poor Cactus.. The man got steamrolled. But, it did make it more entertaining because I was just going to skip the match. Good stuff B.
Women's match
STRIP HER OF THE TITLE B. She doesn't deserve it. Oh well. It was a good match, and hopefully something good comes from Alex Robinson retaining the title. We all hate her so. There's that.
Crossbones segment
TETS?! The legends lives on?! Less Disney?! More Savage?! Jesus I love it! where do I buy my front row seats? Where can I buy my subscription for all 'Bones updates? Because I'm ready to see what comes up next. Connie should be the Queen of OCW.
Nate Segment
Nate's segment is pure, greatness. It seems as though Mugen has awaken a beast, and needs to be scared.
Betterness vs Buffness
Stupid servers. Always ruining the good matches.. Next PPV?!
Drago Segment
BUBBA HUNT CONTINUES
??? vs Paul Pugh
That entrance triggered Suda and I am so ready! Ryu looks amazing in this game, but looks doesn't matter. Pugh is Pugh and will always be Pugh. The ex-champ didn't show, and I agree with what Spider said. No one deserved it at this point. So the Govna needed to come make an appearance. Does he have a concussion B?
Madison Segment
.. I thought she already had herpes.
Madison Video
Just like I said before. I don't care.
Sophia/Alex Segment
OH HUBBA. Sophcena is a savage, and I don't think Alex is ready.
Dimsmore vs KD
..... KD is a beast. That's all I can say.
B-17 Segment
HE'S A PACKERS FAN B. He's an actor, and needs more lighting. Give him some. Then kill him.
Mugen vs Nate
Match of the night. No one was expecting that intro, and had everyone marking out in the viewing party. Nate might need to brush up on his Hardcore ability.
Turmoil Title
I wanted Ding to win so bad. The hype video was amazing. But, the ending seems like we've seen it a million times.. and ANOTHER Madison video. Can we deport her?
The Reveal of the man behind the Madison videos
YES, YES, YES. It's about damn time the Greatness appears! Can't wait to see what happens next.. YOU ARE ALL FRUADS.