Anthony Baker

Baker reviews September 2 Remember Editors note: I haven’t watched a show in a few months. So truthfully. I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore but let’s get into this. Drago RP: Drago will forever be Drago. God. I love him. GET EM BUBBA GET EM Big Ed/Cort RP: FREE MY MAN BIG ED. He’s just big. This segment was beautiful in my opinion. To me it was unique. Cort would be getting in some trouble for that. But shit happens. Bray vs Dennis: Would be nice if it loaded. CJ Promo: Generic announcement of a rookie. If he’s a rookie. Oh well. Next. Lucas Crowe vs Versus: VERSUS NOOOO. SOMEONE HALP HIM Wrex Promo: Wrex is talking shit and getting ready. What’s next? Crowe/Vincent Promo: VERSUS HAS HAD ENOUGH. These two don’t even care. Dennis Promo: Honestly Madison and Dennis are a hell of a duo. You can’t deny it. She pumps him up, and he’s just sorta like bitch. I know. He’s a narcissist and you can’t deny it. But without his sidekick Dennis isn’t much of a threat to big daddy Ortiz... or is he? Wrex vs Raganath Match: This match was good for the first like 13-15 minutes then I thought it dragged out for way too long. Raganath got the win. But I can’t say that he deserved it. He pulled a rookie Baker move. Shit happens. Ding Promo: DING BUILT THIS CITY. Is that still his thing? Screw it. I would love to be on the same plane as Ding, DADDEH. CJ/Madison Promo: Madison is a Buttcheek. But god. CJ wasn’t ready to get shit on yet. Go easy there. THE MAN HASNT EVEN DEBUTED YET. (I think?) Nate Promo: Nate and Tiff is another power couple. Imagine them vs Madison and Dennis. Mmmm. I think I need to change my underwear now. Good segment of course. It’s Nate. What’s new? El Segador vs Charles Young Match: This match was nothing like I expected. It was kinda decent. A little long? Maybe. To a point. But these men went at it and the better one was able to come out with a win. Dupree Promo: God Dupree. I love you. Not in a weird way. But this segment is gold. Golden from the betterness. Drago Promo: Drago doesn’t mess around. Especially on his hunts. KING TYGA IS NO MATCH FOR DRAGO. TIGEEEEERRRRR. Charles Young Promo: Simple, sweet. Down to the point. You took an L. You accepted it. Better luck next time. Corey Ford/Ginger Promo: He pulled his... Taint? Jimminy cricket. I’m confused. HELLO?! Shepherd Promo: Who even are you? I guess I’ll find out next season! Madison vs Tiffany Match: Probably match of the night for me. They left everything in the ring and honestly killed each other’s they’re both so unsafe and I’m surprised no one was killed. ??? Promo: AHAHAHA. THE PIRATE HIMSELF. TETS. BAKER LIKES TETS. HE LIKES TETS. WIN/WIN KD Promo: Oh? HELLO?! Dennis/??? Promo: God. Something isn’t good here. It makes my tummy hurt a little. It’s a little creepy if I say so myself. Baker needs to use the potty before he makes a mess. Ding Promo: DADDEH HAS LANDED SAFE AND SOUND. WAIT. DADDEH?! WHERE ART THOU?! ME NO ABLE ESPANOL. ME NO SPEAK DA LANGUAGE OF EL SPANISH PEOPLE. POR QUEEEEEE. Seb vs Austin Lee Match: This match in my opinion was entertaining up until near the end. Deb’s Beard needs some work. But maybe it’s some sort of lucky charm. He got a dub. Dupree Promo: Tibby is honestly one of my favorite people in OCW. As a fan, friend, future enemy, future friend, whatever the hell OCW holds he’s brilliant. Head to toe Greatness. Seb/Ginger Promo: Seb is cocky. Baker likey. Johnny/Drago Promo: TV SHOW?! CAN I PRE-ORDER THIS?! No? Shit. Okay.. Dragana... flirting with Johnny? I lost my chance.. GO GET IT DRAGO. IT NEEDS YOUR HELP. GRAB YOUR BACK PACK LETS GO, JUMP IN! Dennis vs Nate Match: This match was insane. Both of these men went for it all, and the ending was better than a Gotham cliff hanger. God. NEXT SEASON DENNIS IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE. It’s kinda scary. Overall Opinion: It’s the time of year where almost no one is participating besides the current ‘faces of OCW’ and some Rookies. The Vets take a break. I feel like some of the matches wouldn’t have made the main card at all if there were more people at this point in the season. But there isn’t. The show wasn’t bad. But it’s not comparable to a mid season Riot show, or even some Turmoil shows. And it can’t touch a Cide or Lution show at all. But it’s the end of the season. See you dingleberries next season.

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Page two? Where?

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Who are you?

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This riot is a good one from what I've seen.

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Doubt it

Its tiiiiiime. Its. Baking. Time.

Read the bottom. Leon lifted his supension on Turmoil.

Tell your mom that.

Bet. Me, You. RTG. I'll kick your damn head in.

But. There isn't as much of a story as embarrassing his 'son', and showing how weak Baker really is.

Story wise? Tobin vs Baker is a feud. Tobin is part of The Purge. If Tobin wins. Purge gets a title. Bam. Mugen is playing Chess.

I'm not tryna mark out for myself? I wanna talk about the rest of the show. Headass

Can we quickly get to page two?

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Baker Reviews CG! Madison Opening Promo I hate her. She's getting annoying. I wish someone would just break her spine already. She called out all the flakes but me.. Hm. Just wait Madison. I see you. But.. I do have to say congrats Dennis on one year. You have worked hard for it, and hopefully you lose it soon so you can start a new run. Prince segement 1 Prince came to play, and he wants to kick the shit out of Smythe. Will Smythe show? Probably not. Alex Robinson vs H. Holly Hunter I hate Alex Robinson. Her big eyes bother me.. Isn't she like 60? But this was a match. They both came out to get the W, and HHH won. Good match though. Jackson Promo Does Charlene get to see more of Jackson after the show if you know what I mean? The description of this segment was perfect. I pictured everything and it made the segment so much better. Good stuff JackMo. Prince promo 2 Prince really wants to end Smythe's career and I love it. Kill him. Prince vs ??? THE INDY DARLIN CAME TO PLAY. This was a weird match to watch. New Prince, and dude coming out like a girl. I mean this is 2017. Shoulda seen it coming. It was a good one though. Madison/Dennis Segment Madison sure knows how to make Dennis happy. Besides opening her legs. Poor guy. This segment was really good honestly. RD came in and shut the hoe's mouth, and did what he does. H2O Promo AERIAL ASSASSIN B! H2O is doing his thing, and it's amazing. Keep it up homie! Jackson vs Dimsmore I know someone that owns the same Trump shirt.. These two men came out to kill each other. What a win for Jackson though. Hopefully he can pick up a few more wins like that. Sophia/Madison segment Madison better know her role before Sophia smacks that ass. That's all I have to say about that. Hayes/Black/Cox Segment The Bromance of Kass and Dennis is actually really great because it's a true bromance. Nothing about it is fake. Lawrence Larkspur segment The indy darling is here to thrust deep inside OCW, and I love it. It's 2017 B! LETS GO! Someone push this man! Straight into KD. Too far? JIMMY HENRY & CACTUS GAUGE vs C17 & AUSTIN LEE The hyper fighting hurt my head so I had to step away during the match I'm not going to lie. But it was one hell of a match. There were times when the entire viewing party was going crazy. Kinda upset that Big nose, and Austin got the W. But, good match you four. Drago promo Johnny Law, and Baby Bubba have a connection, and it's so beautiful. DRAGANA. BAKERS FUTURE WIFE?! I'm kidding don't fight me. I can't wait to see what comes from this! Eerie vs Madison This entire match was so unsafe. Someone should've died by the time the final bell rang. I'm sure Madison has aids now... She grabbed her too much B. Madison came out with the win.. But she got her ass beat by Anna Mosity, and HELL YEAH! Escapes jail, and kicks some ass! Parker/Leon segment I know I'm late but it is nice to see Parker back. Leon is guilty, and that's that. Bill Ding segment DADDY DING! The man that built this city! God I love Bill Ding so much. Keep it up daddeh! H2O vs Pugh Holy shit. My match of the night honestly. H2O came to show out, and most likely had Pugh shaking in his boots. Pugh ate the sweet, sweet super kicks like it was nothing, and proceeded to not lay down.. H2O wouldn't lay down either and these two just went trait at it! Jesus! H2O almost had it, and I'm still salty for him! Maybe next time buddy! Tibby segment He's getting ready! Buffness better run b! Alexa Hayes vs Sophia This match was really good as well. Only because Sophia won. Fuck you Kass. Sophia needs to hold this title for the longest time. It fits on her waist. Eerie/Anna segment Hell yes! The bad bitches are back together and I love it. Betterness vs Buffness This match ended how I expected.. Buffness still has ring rust, but this match he actually provided a fight, and could've possibly came away with the win. Nate/RD Segment Franchize Greatness b! I dig it! The Butcher vs Bill Ding The fact that this match was able to be done offline helped it so much! 2K screws the hardcore match online because we can't use half of the features in the game. These two men killed each other. The Butcher beat Ding through the entire arena, but Ding built this city, and his run as hardcore champion is not done yet! Leon vs Nate The opening to this match was crazy. The throwbacks made me miss the old games so much. Nate came out with Dress pants and was ready to bring it to Leon. There were so many times where I thought that Leon had it. But the GOAT came through, and beat Leon. Now arrest him! Unless the priest has something else planned.. Mugen/Sensation segment Mugen is going insane and jesus does it fit! It's such a well put together thing. Can't wait for what happens next! Dennis vs RD Dennis' entrance had me dying. Should've seen it coming. RD came to win, and the title slipped right through his hands.. He brought the hands to Dennis and speared him in half so many times.. But, Dennis being Dennis pulled it out and is still the champion. Until Suda comes and steals the title from him. Can't wait for Lution! Great show everyone! Before it came out people were worried that it wasn't going to have enough content, and jesus. The matches and even the segments were amazing. So good job everyone, Road to glory here we come!

I thought H2O had it... Hey. Kass. FUCK YOU BITCH SOPHIA WON. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN. I'm done now. Good show.

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