Baker reviews September 2 Remember
Editors note: I haven’t watched a show in a few months. So truthfully. I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore but let’s get into this.
Drago RP:
Drago will forever be Drago. God. I love him. GET EM BUBBA GET EM
Big Ed/Cort RP:
FREE MY MAN BIG ED. He’s just big. This segment was beautiful in my opinion. To me it was unique. Cort would be getting in some trouble for that. But shit happens.
Bray vs Dennis:
Would be nice if it loaded.
CJ Promo:
Generic announcement of a rookie. If he’s a rookie. Oh well. Next.
Lucas Crowe vs Versus:
VERSUS NOOOO. SOMEONE HALP HIM
Wrex Promo:
Wrex is talking shit and getting ready. What’s next?
Crowe/Vincent Promo:
VERSUS HAS HAD ENOUGH. These two don’t even care.
Dennis Promo:
Honestly Madison and Dennis are a hell of a duo. You can’t deny it. She pumps him up, and he’s just sorta like bitch. I know. He’s a narcissist and you can’t deny it. But without his sidekick Dennis isn’t much of a threat to big daddy Ortiz... or is he?
Wrex vs Raganath Match:
This match was good for the first like 13-15 minutes then I thought it dragged out for way too long. Raganath got the win. But I can’t say that he deserved it. He pulled a rookie Baker move. Shit happens.
Ding Promo:
DING BUILT THIS CITY. Is that still his thing? Screw it. I would love to be on the same plane as Ding, DADDEH.
CJ/Madison Promo:
Madison is a Buttcheek. But god. CJ wasn’t ready to get shit on yet. Go easy there. THE MAN HASNT EVEN DEBUTED YET. (I think?)
Nate Promo:
Nate and Tiff is another power couple. Imagine them vs Madison and Dennis. Mmmm. I think I need to change my underwear now. Good segment of course. It’s Nate. What’s new?
El Segador vs Charles Young Match:
This match was nothing like I expected. It was kinda decent. A little long? Maybe. To a point. But these men went at it and the better one was able to come out with a win.
Dupree Promo:
God Dupree. I love you. Not in a weird way. But this segment is gold. Golden from the betterness.
Drago Promo:
Drago doesn’t mess around. Especially on his hunts. KING TYGA IS NO MATCH FOR DRAGO. TIGEEEEERRRRR.
Charles Young Promo:
Simple, sweet. Down to the point. You took an L. You accepted it. Better luck next time.
Corey Ford/Ginger Promo:
He pulled his... Taint? Jimminy cricket. I’m confused. HELLO?!
Shepherd Promo:
Who even are you? I guess I’ll find out next season!
Madison vs Tiffany Match:
Probably match of the night for me. They left everything in the ring and honestly killed each other’s they’re both so unsafe and I’m surprised no one was killed.
??? Promo:
AHAHAHA. THE PIRATE HIMSELF. TETS. BAKER LIKES TETS. HE LIKES TETS. WIN/WIN
KD Promo:
Oh? HELLO?!
Dennis/??? Promo:
God. Something isn’t good here. It makes my tummy hurt a little. It’s a little creepy if I say so myself. Baker needs to use the potty before he makes a mess.
Ding Promo:
DADDEH HAS LANDED SAFE AND SOUND. WAIT. DADDEH?! WHERE ART THOU?! ME NO ABLE ESPANOL. ME NO SPEAK DA LANGUAGE OF EL SPANISH PEOPLE. POR QUEEEEEE.
Seb vs Austin Lee Match:
This match in my opinion was entertaining up until near the end. Deb’s Beard needs some work. But maybe it’s some sort of lucky charm. He got a dub.
Dupree Promo:
Tibby is honestly one of my favorite people in OCW. As a fan, friend, future enemy, future friend, whatever the hell OCW holds he’s brilliant. Head to toe Greatness.
Seb/Ginger Promo:
Seb is cocky. Baker likey.
Johnny/Drago Promo:
TV SHOW?! CAN I PRE-ORDER THIS?! No? Shit. Okay.. Dragana... flirting with Johnny? I lost my chance.. GO GET IT DRAGO. IT NEEDS YOUR HELP. GRAB YOUR BACK PACK LETS GO, JUMP IN!
Dennis vs Nate Match:
This match was insane. Both of these men went for it all, and the ending was better than a Gotham cliff hanger. God. NEXT SEASON DENNIS IS GONNA KILL EVERYONE. It’s kinda scary.
Overall Opinion:
It’s the time of year where almost no one is participating besides the current ‘faces of OCW’ and some Rookies. The Vets take a break. I feel like some of the matches wouldn’t have made the main card at all if there were more people at this point in the season. But there isn’t. The show wasn’t bad. But it’s not comparable to a mid season Riot show, or even some Turmoil shows. And it can’t touch a Cide or Lution show at all. But it’s the end of the season. See you dingleberries next season.
