Pugh

Did you just call Jay a Flag?

Well it can't cover ethics in full because it relies on everyone being an even keel fair guy. Ocw is too full of psychos who have different ethics in their brains, so it's just a majority "don't be a dick" rather than "this is the only way to play

But the point is that you've lost the advantage so you shouldn't technically do anything except eat their next move

But trying to get a move off in that moment is exploiting the dumb game in a worse way?

Prime isn't required on all PPVs at all. There should be 10 matches period. If you ain't feuding, you ain't in the ppv. Old country way. Addressing the springboard, I went into cruise control and just did it. Didn't end up changing the match really, so it is what it is, but it does need addressing cos I'll admit it's sketchy. It makes sense from a match flow stand point, cos I'm facing the other way and would logically hit the ropes, but it's sketchy from a "competition" stand point I guess. Needs a rule i guess. Nice of you to address it so passively Seth, lovely turmoil mindset. You wanna call me out on something, please be more direct.

Dont forget Parker during the start of Jurassic Parker

It's two black uncles beating the fuck out of each other after a minor thanksgiving dinner table disagreement and I fucking love it

A Riot Retrospective I'm back because I want to be back - like Parker mentioned, Old Country Way brothers, get used to it. Cyborg does an excellent job of describing himself - as I've never seen him I have a pretty cool idea in my head now of what to expect... hopefully he looks how I imagine. Good little promo, few errors FIX EM. Always a fan of Crowe, so anything he's doing is intriguing. Yes he's basically been doing the same shit for 2000 years, but he's a vampire - the fuck do you expect? Oh nooooo... Cyborg is an elongated Buff Bagwell. Poles apart from how I perceived him in the previous promo, not necessarily a bad thing but definitely disappointed. WITH THE ROOKIES AND THE PYRO - No Rust NO. I don't know if Tyson was oversold here, but the promo said 6'8. Unless they're both fucking giants, have I been worked? I'd like Cyborg to be a bit bigger, because right now he's got a very similar look (and mohawk) to a certain Buffness back in the day. I'm not gonna pretend i watched the whole match, but from what i saw it was fine. Cort, when you start with "what happened on Turmoil" you've lost me buddy. Maybe you need some sort of recap video when you come to the A-Show. "As a rookie I got nobody on my side to protect me" is an insane comment for the character that I think Samsin is, but whatever, do you man. Cut and shut to hype the match. Roxy promo is a nice intro - Trick Snatch is a T-shirt KD doing what KD does - love that he built himself a niche way of promoing. Sissy. Two thirds of C4 getting stuck into the real main event is a nice synergy - I honestly have no idea how this promo was leaked to them but I'm glad it was. I honestly had never really read a Kass RP until this one - I don't understand why you wouldn't roleplay when you first got here. It's detailed, to the point, and progresses the story. STORYLINE. The broads match ain't half bad. Roxy looks a little too much like a clean Betty Fordian - maybe a PRE Betty Ford. Eerie doing that grim shit and winning OF COURSE. I must abstain from commenting on this promo, as I believe it is directly lifted from a staff discussion where I was the target. All I will say is better men have tried baby. More of the broad promos. I like a descriptive promo where there's not a lot of toing and froing dialogue wise - means my brain can do some work. Interesting thought. Asshole Tobin makes me feel sick. Guess that's what happens when you have the OCW title for 8 minutes... turns you bitter AF. This next bit is a weird one. We all know how I feel about beatdown vids and this is kinda no exception. It could easily have been some sort of interaction with a weapon, a finisher, and done. I get why they go on forever (decimation etc) but they really don't need to. Decent promo again, its hard to say a lot more as they're all set up promos this week. First thoughts on the 4 way. 4 kinda distinct characters which is nice. Lot of "Darkness" in OCW though. Dark, Crazy people. Also that thing has happened again where everyone wrestles in red/black. Pick a colour (not pink it's taken) and make it your own! There are literally millions of options you could wear. Corey steals one with a page outta my book. MARK. More at some point, there's a lot to get through

Crossbones' odyssey should be turned into both a web series and a serialized novel. Chaos in that man's head

How about we see if I can give you the Cruz treatment kid?

And... page 2. Have at it

Please bruddas, show him da wae

The TEAM RELIABLE edition. Watch and learn marks...

I try I fail I will

I dont like this new H2O. Where is the rookie i killed?

And you're Riot's biggest critic. You're inactive, uninformed in OCW lore and don't even play your own character. So does my opinion matter less than yours? I mean... every match Pugh has ever been in has had me on the sticks...brother.

Turmoil logic b. Turmoil logic.

You should ask Dennis if you're allowed to talk to me like that. He's the only one that matters b

...nobody listened to the desk until I was on there with the hoots. Rattling cages. We invented the style that these fags emulate all day.

You can only mean hoot cast, since we invented the group vent podcast concept in ocw

Do you mean a hoot cast?

Looks like dick riding? Ed is riding so hard that Dennis's piss hole is touching his tonsils

I point you back to my "hurting for stars" comment.

Hey fuck bread, you don't get to talk shit on a world champion just because you think you've got the skinny on what's going on around here. The real world title is around Kass's waist because believe it or not, he's paid his fucking dues. He's a prick and I hate him but he's the fucking OCW Champion- the proper one, with the history. Not the one that was invented for a roster of 6 people like your blue one. If you took leave from Dennis' s nuts for two seconds you'd see that OCW is hurting for stars right now. Having 1 guy holding every title is bad for business. As much as you people on turmoil think you're hot shit, if you're objective about it, it's televised mean girls in a wrestling ring. Fucking hypocrites. I come into a thread and talk shit and you all cry actual tears. You do it and you get some sheep markouts from a collection of people afraid to express their own opinion. Ed, Kass is your world champion. The real world champion. The title that people with actual history and hall of fame credentials fought over for 11 years. You don't have to like him, but until you make a decent impact around here, he's higher up on the food chain than you'll ever be. In closing, suck his dick from the back. Go back to the turmoil circle jerk because it's dangerous to come here alone.