Pugh

What the ever loving fuck is wrong with you? Do you have google alerts for "Parker" and "Raze". Fuck sake man.

This was the actual crowning of Nathan Carter as "The new Bobby Minio". Chat shit, get banged.

kayfabe brother!!!

Excuses! Kass got shafted because he didn't put content in, but still appeared on the other show. DUAL USERS DOESN'T WORK! You grow to favour one of the shows!

That's about the size of it

Tank vs Logic lution main event book it!

WWE triple threats are all no DQ so it's just default now. Tank is just an animal with no sense of occasion

Did you just compliment your own content?

Buff Bluster is the knock off Leon and Cody sold to milk sean's profits right?

A thick mist hovers along a lonely looking morning in sunny Tokyo, Japan. Well not lonely, there's still a trillion people on the streets, but lonely enough that we can see the one white man making his way through the crowds. He's tall, he has frosted hair, and is wearing a hospital robe. The din of traffic fills the air as the white man arrives at the front of the scene. He looks both ways and hears something in the distance - something curious. Quickly scanning the area, Our Hero... I mean Pugh heads towards an alley, where the sound seems to be emanating from. Ducking out of the hustle and bustle of the street, he approaches a door where the sound of people badly singing the word's of a popular pop song can be heard. He shoves through the door, the music becomes too much to take as Pugh puts his hands to his ears. He happens upon some beads, which he quickly moves to the side and walks through before... ??? Ebory annnnddd irorryyyy... RIVE TOGEVER IN PERFICT HARMONNNNUUUUU... Pugh recoils in horror as the camera swings around. We're in a Roppongi karaoke club, and amidst the chaos, on the stage and in technicolor stand two titans of the Tokyo karaoke world - The Young KO Kid and Mr Bill Pine Mugen and Pine: Ride by Ride on my pyano kreyboard, orhh Rord, why don't ree.... Pugh: MUGEN! As the white man screams at the top of his voice, the needle immediately cuts from the backing track - the whole karaoke club turning around in stunned silence at the tallest man they've ever seen (apart from Bill Pine who's standing on the stage, but I have no idea where I'm going with this) Mugen: Noooo... No... Pugh! You can't interu... Mugen goes to step off the stage and is immediately stopped by a man who most certainly is not affiliated with organised crime, but is definitely carrying a gun. Pugh shrugs his shoulders and walks towards the stage. As he does this, another man gets up out of his seat and looks Pugh up and down. Man: Excuse me white man... I can see your egg roll Pugh looks down and adjusts his hospital robe Pugh: Take a picture bro it'll last longer... Immediately several camera phones snap away as Mugen shakes his head Pugh: C'mon Mugen, we're leaving, we need to instigate He looks into the camera Pugh: Plan G... More men get to their feet and stand between Pugh and Mugen. One man, head to toe in white steps forward and shakes his head. White Japanese Man: Oh no... They go nowhere. Pugh laughs Pugh: You can keep Pine... but Mugen and I have a show to be at in... He looks at his wrist for a moment before one of the bigger men grabs him by said wrist. He immediately struggles and tries to escape, but the man increases his grip strength White Japanese Man: Ahhh... Looks like our karaoke slash kidnap party is complete! Everybody laughs, including Bill Pine for some reason, in a non-stereotypical but definitely noticeably Japanese way as the scene fades

Leon and Raze are parker's left and right testicle. If they're talking, Parker looks down to address the nonsense

Domestic violence? How dare you

Does anyone else remember him screaming over the headset as I defeated him?

Welp. Someone call Rollo Goodlove, I smell a lawsuit

How can I fight you If you've lost your smile

You ain't earned shit Junior. Focus on RPing on the show

I mean... It's not like Suda has held the title since 2013 or anything...

Psst... He's not a champion

Yeah sure

You done being sad yet?

As the exclusive scene on OCWFED.COM opens we arrive in a minimalist Tokyo doctor's office. Harsh light fills the sparse surroundings, illuminating a single examination table in the centre of the room. Two figures, one dressed in a comical hospital robe and the other in a beautiful lab coat, are having a heated conversation as we come upon them Pugh: I don't rehab. Rehab what? It's fine DOC. FINE... The former World Champion seems to be irate. He's thrusting his finger into the doctor's chest Pugh: Look at it! He throws a jab with his left hand and winces in pain. The doctor shakes his head and makes another mark on his chart Pugh: What's that you're writing? As the doctor offers Pugh the chart, a confused look comes across his face Pugh: What language is this? Gimme the skinny origato - am I cleared? The doctor puts his head down and shakes it both ways. He says something to Pugh with a sullen look on his face Pugh: I want a new doctor! Who the hell's idea was it to try and get medically cleared by you people? Just as Pugh begins to rant up, his phone begins to ring. He pats himself down before opening the robe to reveal a cell phone holster strapped to his bare thigh. The doctor averts his gaze as Pugh picks up the call Pugh: C'mon Doc, you've plenty of deez... Ah Mugen, good to hear from you. Hey listen, this Doctor you recommended... I think he might be a quack... Nah I'm looking at him right now. The doctor is looking sheepish as Pugh looks him up and down Pugh: Not a word of the Queen's... I think he's stealing my things Mugen. I think he's stealing my... I can't hear a word you're saying. Are you in a club? ... its 9am! ... What the... Who the hell is Shaniqua? Do they even have Shaniqua's in glorious Nip... Well don't tip her then, I don't know what to tell you... Listen to me for a second... MUGEN! Pugh's attention is stolen by the doctor marking something on the chart again Pugh: HEY! I SAW THAT. I'll come over there and slap the yell... Mugen?! Oh for god sake... Meet me in Roppongi... High Touch Town, 20 minutes. If this animal won't clear me, looks like we're gonna have to go with Plan G... I said Plan... Oh forget it. He puts the phone down in disgust and straps it back to his bare leg Pugh: Don't think I'm done with you Miyagi... He waltzes over to the Doctor and knocks the chart all over the floor. The Doctor scrambles for his things as Pugh marches straight past his hanging clothes and into the Tokyo morning, bare arsed and furious

And yet there's no mark out? Fuck you

Fixed

All you rookies hitting 3 finishers. When a vet hits a finisher you're staying down #amateurs