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I'm going to say something that makes me feel physically ill. Trance is impressing me at the moment. No longer trolling, and currently carrying the 280lbs of General Deadweight to a somewhat entertaining feud. Long may it continue (I'll give it til May)

It almost doesn't matter. You've made a terrible mistake in revealing that you control them so soon. Distancing yourself, CM Punk/Shield style, would have offered more intrigue but as it is, the faceless men might as well stay faceless - they're just lap dogs at this point. You interacting with them kinda killed the mystery nice and early.

They're both white aren't they? Furthermore, it wouldn't, or rather, couldn't be Parker and probably not Sean. See, Cody's people seem to be completely about what Cody tells them to do. Cody doesn't, storyline wise, have any sort of "pull" in the locker room, so why would a hall of famer and a guy who outshone him at every turn be acting on his behalf? Also Raze, how do you expect to get a World Title shot by letting Trance do all the work in your feud? You think we don't know?

3 pages? Somebody call somebody out, this isn't good enough

Page 2, lets review. Fuck you Bobby you mouthy cunt

This is like that awful moment when Brodus Clay came out to Ernest Miller's music

You're the one we can't trust.

Does somebody have Cornette's number? Lets do this professionally.

We should replace all titles with a ranking system based on how many times you make Jay laugh.

I think I'm going to make OCW: KD's house machinima using The Sims 3. All of KD's fallen racial stereotypes are forced to spend EVERY WAKING HOUR together for 6 weeks. #fireworks #keepArnaudaway

Did we just get a KD'Angelo You:Shoot? Matsumoto was trash, he isn't being held down because he beat Dimsmore, there are just better people to book.

He was serious. DID YOU NOT SEE HIS TATTOOS?

You've just missed my point entirely. Why do you need titles? Seriously think about it for a moment. What can you do with a title in OCW that you can't without one? A tiny stat boost?

Titles arent the be all and end all of OCW. To promote this, you dump the NA and the EX. Then you're left with two titles that mean something, a reinvigorated tag division and people actually having to feud to earn what they get. Simple. Look at it this way. We have the same amount of active titles (give or take) as the WWE. The WWE has an active roster of *fucking loads*. We have about 15. It's like the special olympics around here - participation titles and shit.

I blame myself for the mellow. Listen there are bigger things going on in the world than how I feel about Cody. I'm not gonna ride him every week because truth is I don't have the energy. If he's meant to prove us wrong, he will, if he isn't then he won't. Its not life or death. I would like him to be his own person sooner rather than later but thats just me. Hopefully he has the right people pointing him in the right direction. Just please Cody - don't become Leon. You're better than that.

Let the battery COMMENCE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRQB2C-KU80

More chance of a Raze title shot than that I'm afraid. Leon and Sean(white after years of steroid abuse)?

Here are my thoughts on Cody: -The fact that he has a reaction can only be a good thing. Whether or not he can do anything with it is yet to be seen but he's started, so its something. -Don't embrace the obvious. Everything in wrestling has been done to death, so try and put a unique spin on it. The RP felt very "Leon" for me. Don't get me wrong, much better than Leon's writing, but it felt very Leon, so I'd like to see you break out of that mold. Further thoughts: Bobby is a monster. A MONSTER. This OMG RP made me want to LARP. TUNE IN TO THE DESK TO FIND OUT MOAR

No homo only works if you're not a homo.

Bobby he's deprived of oxygen. The X-Ray revealed dick on his lungs. We'll have to amputate.

It's like the "ITS ME OCW - IT WAS ME ALL ALONG" Leon reveal part of the Cody story was done off camera. Kudos on attempting the centre parting and only slightly reminding everyone of Trevor.

You're aware that wrestling is scripted right?

The Steve called he wants his... The Steve back.

#tyga