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http://38.media.tumblr.com/504325981170e847d1db54e5ab2f2502/tumblr_n7evxsKLau1qeauiko1_500.gif Bobby you're being hysterical

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You're confusing me expressing my thoughts on why OCW isn't interesting to me personally as me shitting on your work, and I get that, I'd probably be the same. The fact of the matter is like you just said - People make stupid decisions when they have the ball in their court. When the people making stupid decisions with their characters made up a small percentage of the roster, that was fine because there was enough good stuff to negate them being dumb. Now the roster is smaller, people doing stupid things has a bigger impact. That's where people like you come in. Step in with an alt and try to help!

Moreover, are times so hard that OCW can't afford a stylist. Shit a fucking brush and a mirror? Even more over, why has nobody done anything about Leonheart possessing Cody? We need a fucking exorcism or something.

Also, a PS: Can we ban wake up taunts? The dullest way to finish a match i have ever seen. Be creative with how you hit a fucking finisher. Christ.

...Came off like you were licking balls. Anywho, if they're capable great, but its been 2 months since the old guard retreated and the shows are getting increasingly more forced. Feuds not coming off quite right, people not showing up, people thinking they need to submit 900000000 RPs a show when legitimately they're making one point. One single point to advance their feud. Thats all. Don't get this confused, this isn't a case of "It was better in my day". This is me saying, as a viewer, that I am not entertained by much of the content on any given show. You don't get water(entertainment) from a dry well and the water is about three inches deep right now. Wanna fix it? Everybody who has time brings an alt in and works two feuds. Instantly the roster doubles and the show is (potentially)brimming with DIVERSE content (not the same 4 guys saying the same 4 things). Its how OCW survived the last few years. Think of us as a sinking ship. Its your job to fill as many holes as you're physically able to do (real life obviously allows more or less for some people). The more holes that get filled, the slower we sink. Fuck, alts are what kept OCW alive through the dark times and they're not being utilized right. Wanna fix it? Abolish the tag "tournament" idea that seems to be floating. There isn't a deep enough roster to have tag teams. Factions are fine, because they still allow for singles feuds, but I'm not okay with so many people on the same level being tied up when they could feud with each other and maybe do something entertaining. Wanna fix it? Nut up and don't go into business for yourself. You gotta cheese to win a match? You're in the wrong fucking place. You're a team, delivering a show that you should all be able to enjoy. Fucking act like it. That being said I very much enjoyed the return of Randall Keith Ornaud III because its a step in the right direction. That being said (again) if any of you idiots RP in the skybox with him you should be ashamed of yourself. Thanks for reading.

Look at you tickling balls. you're still not getting a title shot.

Don't mince words. Here's what happened. Me, Kent and Dimsmore etc all walked at the same time without 'passing the torch' to anyone. Now you've got a midcard being upgraded to the main event when they don't necessarily have the ability or inclination to carry OCW on their back. It's tough at the top, you need to work out how to balance yourself right. Some people think that it means doing 84 RPs a show. Absolutely not the case. You need to do enough so that you're making me, the viewer, want to watch your match. If I see you talking bollocks 4 times a show I'm bored of your ass. Some people are doing good work but others are either phoning it in or just not hitting the mark. Team reliable RIP

Can't believe we let Hairline on the show... and he's blacked up? This country. #page1 #theskybox #nevergonebutalwaysforgotten

Yo esé. Why is half the roster in teams when they should be singles feuding so that there's a natural next in line for a world title feud cabrone? There should NEVER be a tag tournament. The A-team are the tag champions and nobody cared about facing them for 3 years so why do we need tag titles? They should be on hiatus as long as the a-team are. It's like you people want OCW to die.

Everything is too safe, nobody is stepping up with alts to pad out the shows and we have very little 'funny'. The stuff that Kent, Matsuda etc used to deliver on a weekly basis. OCW feels flat and soulless. I took my ball because I was sick of dealing with you people as a GM and I'd worked with everyone who I wanted to. Nothing more, nothing less.

Fucking hell this is a boring episode. Somebody bring a fucking alt in with some character.

You're confusing real life with OCW reality. In real life we KNOW he beat you the fuck up. In OCW reality you're completely in character and as such can say whatever the fuck to get over as a heel. Downplay him, bury him, whatever the fuck. You're playing a character, you have free reign to say whatever you want.

I wanna legit talk about Riot for better or worst. Here's what I liked about Riot: -Slam-U's music is awesome and they deliver on the RP front. Im not crazy about the fact that two of the "top" guys are in a tag team given that we've hardly a tag division but still, good work. -C4 continues to roll and roll fast despite not actually being C4 anymore. Bobby you have the floor, tear some shit up with Nati because the boy will give you gold. -KD burning plastics because he hates mother nature. -Wheels and the D are settling in nice. Here's what I disliked(buckle up kids): -Cody played the loss all wrong. Don't accept it. Never accept it. Give me some sort of excuse as to why you couldn't beat a rookie. Whether its sweat in your eyes, whatever the fuck, just don't acknowledge the clean loss. You let whoever you're feuding with do that, otherwise you're weakening your whole deal. -Matsuda and Mugen is Matsuda and Dupree waiting to happen. Please at least change a little of the schtick... for the fans? -Cut-Throat needs to RP. Simple as. His stuff was hot as fuck but if he doesn't RP he loses the fun. -I'm confused as to what the whole stable thing we've got brewing is. We've just had a stable war in C4 vs OMG and it lead to a 6 man elimination match for a title... and it had infinitely more star power, so if thats the direction we're driving in... pump the breaks and back the fuck up because 6 men in one match for a roster this small is a terrible idea. Finally, it feels like some people are half in and the people that are all in are trying too hard and coming off odd. The people who can't commit their time, cool, drop your RP, do your match and move on. The people who are supposed to be the "new stars" need to step the fuck up and cover the holes left by departures. Right now, theres a bit of wallpaper covering them. Concrete them mutherfuckers up. Right now OCW is feeling like TNA. "Meh". There are some shining lights but Jesus H Christ, the ones that are shining can't illuminate the whole place. Remember team reliable? You know why it worked? TEAM. No breaking FPR against each other, no fucking about trying to politic your way to shit, no "Well i'd look better if i did this", no egos(one ego), just a collection of guys working hard to make OCW a success. If this streamlined roster is going to work, get it happening now, because half assed barely 5 page Riots don't work for me. Bring in alts, multi RP, work with each other EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT FEUDING DIRECTLY... easy.

Fuck it. Riot was terrible, you're all Mayhem level cheesers and I'm glad I retired. RIP OCW. FTW. OMG.

Remember when Riot was exciting? Lets stop crying about FPR and discuss it.

If he can hit a finisher on you during the wakeup taunt then you're able to reverse it. If you know he's coming at you earlier just reverse earlier. My two cents.

He only does jobs when theres a title on the line.

So low are we on talent that we've got Matsuda pulling a "Shatner". Come back Jookie - all is forgiven

"A slightly higher position is "jobber to the stars" (also known as a "glorified jobber"), which is a wrestler who still defeats pure jobbers and mid-carders but who consistently loses to top-level or up-and-coming stars." Then. Now. Forever.

isn't 'the sweet smell of kharma' that grubby video awesome kong made when she was between jobs?. Kudos to the GM for making a 3 page Riot stretch to 5. Up your game jerks.

Sid Harrison is your Doink the Clown?

Please. He's been scalped so many times Drago went home with skull scrapings at best.

Bobby Minio finally mans up http://i.imgur.com/rRJEjXc.gif

The answer is always yes.