I'm pretty sure two of your Ex reigns were because you were handed the title. BUT I DIGRESS.
Seriously and truthfully, "well this guy didn't do it so why should I" is a horseshit excuse. You're your own person dummy. "I'm owed this" is also bullshit. You're owed what staff say you're owed. You don't like it, the log out button is right up there. You can't vanish on vacation, having told hardly anybody, and expect people to build a match in your absence, not knowing that you're coming back. I mean seriously.
The stupidity of you people is truly outstanding. Smythe, i get it, we should be glad you're back. Guess what? Make us be glad. Don't just cry about DA OLDEN DAYS. You've never carried shit, you were attached to people who carried the company. That's the actual truth of the matter. NOW you have an opportunity to carry the place, and what are you doing? Alienating the people who can work with you to do it.
Before you even stepped in the door you should have surveyed whats around at the moment, identified people you want to work with, understand the balance of the place - most importantly, who can do what. Then made an informed decision to come in, start a feud off the bat (like a normal human being) and get over in a new generation. You're doing it wrong. Completely wrong.