Pugh

I think "on screen" is a stretch given his last few runs. LIVE VIA SATELLITE AND WRITTEN BY JAY is probably more accurate

You can suck my ginger balls. You'll get what I cut out and you'll be grateful

Don't forget there's already a riot scheduled for the week after release jerks. Be ready to hit the ground running

DIMSMORE VS SPIDAHHHHH Apologies its in two parts. Twitch hates me today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21MF9v947Bg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfdQur2EaI http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150505132756/prowrestling/images/b/ba/NewDay_04272015.png

THIS IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE OPENING ROUND OF THE BATTLE FIGHT X GRAND PRIX 2015. Standing in the corner to my left, fighting out of New York City and weighing in at 220lbs. He is the Marvelous one.... AUSSSSTTTTINNNN LEEEEE!! The crowd goes wild And in the corner to my right...Fighting out of Manchester England by way of TOKYO JAPAN.... HE IS THE CAPTAIN OF C4'S SHIP.... PAULLLL PPPPPPPPUGHHHHH Applause. Applause. Applause. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7JjxgOFbZg Apologies for the fill ins, I don't want this tourney to take 5 years

THE OPENING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS THE OPENING MATCH OF THE BATTLE FIGHT X GRAND PRIX 2015. Standing in the corner to my left, fighting out of Parts Unknown and weighing in at 260lbs. Representing The Family. Justin RAZZZZZZEEEE! The crowd goes wild And in the corner to my right... From TOKYO JAPAN, representing C4 HE IS THE LORD OF THE LARIAT... MUUUUUUUUGENNNN! The hometown crowd loses its shit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS7UXypjG2E Apologies for the fill ins, I don't want this tourney to take 5 years

If you've got any ideas for future stuff take it down here bros http://www.ocwfed.com/forum/showthread.php?16192-Changes-Ideas-Canvas-etc!&p=113614#post113614

Backstage in the arena we join Captain C4 himself Paul Pugh as he guzzles down a delicious off brand Popsi Cola on the back of a motorised golf caddy. He’s looking much huskier than usual, and the baldest we’ve ever seen him. Apparently he’s on his way to the ring… maybe? Pugh: Austin Lee? AUSTIN LEE? Never heard of him. The member of staff sitting next to Pugh shows him a copy of the program for (OCW NETWORK PRESENTS) X Battle Games Gate Fight Ultra HD Remix. Pugh cocks his head sideways. Pugh: Is that… Am… Why are they using my promo pics from 2012 on these things? He stares at it further, noticing that he’s on the page opposite. Pugh: Is that? I know we’re in Japan but Christ almighty, why is this dope cosplaying as me? Pugh shakes his head as the caddy screeches to a halt. He spills his Popsi all over his knees Pugh: What the jesus is going on up there brother? I got heads to crack! He turns himself around in his seat and sees a veritable gaggle of young lady fans of the female variety. Naturally, being Japanese school girls, they all giggle in unison. Recognition of the Gaijin God overcomes them as they all head towards Pugh-San. Pugh, stunned at whats about to become of him springs to action, ramming his hand into the horn. Pugh: Toot Toot Muthafuckers! He shoves the caddy driver clean out of the vehicle - a sacrificial lamb for the bloodthirsty school girls. Upon seizing the seat, he slams his foot to the floor, speeding into the distance and around the flock at a dangerous 10mph, leaving the other staff member clinging onto the seat and the poor driver to his fate. As he screeches off into the distance, we hear the obnoxious tooting all the way toward the ring, where his first round match with Austin Lee is primed to begin.

The first round of matches looks like this: Round One Mugen vs Justin Raze Spider vs Dimsmore Pugh vs Austin Lee KD'Angelo vs Bobby Minio. Match videos (if recorded) and/or results will be posted below. Get to it. Wanna post RPs about your match? Post them below - you wanna jump into someone elses RP and talk some smack? BELOW PLEASE.

Two years and 11 days. Never forget #champlivesmatter

Quiet as eff round here? NO WORRIES - WE GOT SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOU TO DO INSTEAD OF CONTENT (seriously do some fucking content). Kings of Things makes a return in video format! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrJCnVXbrqw&feature=youtu.be Ain't got time for video? Download the audio: Share it, tell us how we can improve, etc etc THANKS

Jesus christ. Are Spike about to pull our contract? Watch next week, I'm gonna save the day

I give this show 4 thumbs up. Jk Jk. I haven't watched it all. What i've seen is cool though. NEW GUYS STAY PLZ WE NEED U

You know, Michael Cole buried Daniel Bryan for years and now look at him. Terrible haircut, half a year of lost earnings and married to a split embryo. My point is, Justin Raze is terrible, just terrible. Wait, what is my point? Bobby my point is this. We insult you out of love. Also IT WAS ALL IN CHARACTER AND THATS A FREE PASS!

I told them people wouldn't buy a Bobby Minio win

I was referring to an inside joke between me and jay where i refuse to rp if he's doing a show. Literally nothing happening in my life relates to you bro. I nothing you.

I didn't rp when I was world champion either

I accidentally tuned into riot while trying to find Pawn Stars. Luckily I realised my mistake and saw minimal amounts of wrestling. Dodged a bullet there right.

10:30? What are you a lady?

Your baby will be driving a car before Baxter returns.

Stop using Pugh vs Dupree as an example you jerks. We're not MONKEYS. WE WILL NOT DANCE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING WATCHABLE

You're all talking like he's making it to the fucking ring. Talk about counting your chickens.

He needs it public so that when he no shows 'well I tried my best guys'

Yeah my rendering isn't working. Still have the raw file if anyone wants to take a swing at it. That was the best of a bad bunch.