Pugh

Lets be frank for a second - It's not been the same since The Air dropped it.

Jookie Marley is a jab of steroids away from: HE COMIN FOR YOU D-JACK

stick to your green red and yellow. Black man wearing pink is pimp territory, and you ain't no pimp.

When you win it, don't be wearing my TRADEMARK colors

Thats what I want. I failed young grasshopper - I'm too tired and too weary to keep getting cheesed. Do me proud!

It was submitted as i wanted to show what happened. I was going to redo the match myself, of my own accord, and make it look good, but i decided against it. I know I'm like a broken record going on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how the Ex Division is dead. This match proves it. Now please god, can we take it back to when people actually feuded over it, and it was a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP for smaller guys - not just something worn by schmucks, cheesers and people desperate for some sort of recognition. My plight has been about getting the Ex Division back to where it was. I'm done trying, because as long as it remains an Extreme rules title being passed around cheesers, people will still consider it a low tier title. It didn't used to be. It shouldn't be now.

I'd like to throw my gimmick infringement flag up for Jookie wearing black and Pink. I liberated it from Deano Horse, IT'S MINE!

Refer to me by name when you're kissing my ass

THE BOSTON SCREWJOB! Anywho, I'm up to page 3 and I'm already enjoying myself. PPVs feel big again!

Has anyone noticed that Leon is looking more and more like this guy? http://gossip.whyfame.com/files/2010/09/george_michael.jpg

Agreed... Shit just got real. My pick for R2G MOTN

Remember when you tried to fire me and I was like "lol no" and got a lawyer AND a manager. Good times

Shit. Jookie stopped being a tag wrestler and is now awesome. Who knew?

We cut to Paul Pugh wandering around backstage. He’s inside, but seems rather jumpy, as if he’s expecting a security guard to leap out at any moment. As Pugh hurriedly makes his way down the corridor, he accidentally walks into Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq who is headed in the opposite direction Pugh: Oh Sorr…. Well Hello there. Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq looks at Pugh with a confused look on her face Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq: Watch where you’re going please. Pugh brushes off Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq’s shoulders Pugh: I’m Paul, Paul Pugh… Kid Ego, the best wrestler in the Universe, and all of OCW Pugh extends his hand to Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq who places hers out. Pugh delicately grabs her hand and continues Pugh: …and you are? Pugh raises her hand to his mouth and lightly kisses it. Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq is shocked, but seems receptive to Pugh’s advances Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq: Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq, Attorney at Law and Assistant to the General Manager of Riot. Pugh: Pleased to meet you Lindsay… Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq: …Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq Pugh: Sure, Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq… So you’re a woman of law then? I wonder… I wonder if you could assist me with something… Pugh lets go of Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq’s hand and takes a sheet of paper from his pink snakeskin jacket pocket. He then shows it to Ms. Lindsay Rothschild Esq and begins to speak as the scene fades

Quote of the night so far, Arnaud's "Look Jim while on my winning streak I have not lost"

He's not wrong. A-Team are my new pick to be tag champs. They close off the ring so well, its difficult to mount anything against them

Also, further things: -Still using Pugh's name to get that fame... - You filthy conniving, crooked, Britney dick sucking, trash bag ho. You can't fire Kid Ego... As this episode shows... Pugh is Riot. Pugh will be in Grand Rapids, even if its just to slap the silicone off you.

I'd like to point out that my promo was meant to be before Djacks. Told 2 seperate GMs this, and yet it still refers to D Jack not being here. So I apologise for my time travelling skills

I believe Leon is calling Aries and Mayhem boring. Which is like Mez calling me Black. You know what they say about people in glass houses Leon

A for effort, but you just needed to put http://www.nevercaptainnickybutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/NANI.jpg ?! and it would have been perfect

... and so it begins

Hmm, cute. Alas my greased up friend, your ignorant barbs will be the end of you. OCW doesn't need change, it doesn't need Valmont, or Leon, or whoever else is trying to stake a claim on that title. It needs an Ego. More specifically, it needs Kid Ego. It needs Kid Ego to march down to that ring, to stand toe to toe, nose to nose with the champion - and end him. You see there can only be one "best" wrestler Aries... and I'll be damned if i'm going to let people think it's you. When the showdown happens Aries, you better bring your A-Game, because I don't want your second best, I want you to step into that ring, match me stride for stride - I want it to be the best pure wrestling match in the history of OCW... and when it does eventually happen - know this... I will be the one with his hand raised. I don't want your title, I want something much more important... I want to solidify myself as the undisputed Best Wrestler on the Planet... and that means ending your career.

Best in the world huh? Don't even get me started... Aries, you're not even the best in this thread! While you were busy "making OCW interesting again"... hows that going by the way?.. While you were busy making things interesting again, I was travelling the world... I was performing in Europe, Japan, Canada, Mexico, South America - everywhere... You were busy making cock jokes and getting snapped in two by Mayhem... Aries, until you've wrestled on every continent like I have - until you've wrestled the best, and held your own you can't be the best in the world... it's all in your head son. I though, I'm bigger than the world. I ate the world for breakfast, I am King of the Universe - the best Wrestler in the Milky way!

Can I play? I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to come out here and interrupt the OCW amateur dramatic society’s performance of “The transvestite, the juice box and the illegal alien”. Fact is Leon, you keep coming out here saying “I’m out for myself”, and you keep coming up short son. You’re a spent force, washed up – you can’t hold your own anymore Leon… and that…that is a real shame. Once upon a time, you were a viable champion… now you can’t even beat that ridiculous excuse for a wrestler Jookie Marley. As for you Valmont – you’re constantly going on about how you’re this and you’re that – I have news for you Vincenzo… You’re Stretch Armstrong with a chip on his shoulder. The problem with Stretch Armstrong Valmont is this – Stretch was only good for so long… after a while, Stretch was useless. Valmont – you… you are useless. Carlos… I don’t even know why you’re out here; you haven’t won a match since George Bush Senior was in the White House…

Okay, so we've got the bottom line. Play how the fuck you want. If you feel better being entertaining, do that, theres plenty of us who will work with you on it. If you wanna kick fuck out of someone, do that, as long as it works for you. We can't all be all things to all people. Anyway, Spider and Jookie son... exciting times?