Pugh

Hmm, cute. Alas my greased up friend, your ignorant barbs will be the end of you. OCW doesn't need change, it doesn't need Valmont, or Leon, or whoever else is trying to stake a claim on that title. It needs an Ego. More specifically, it needs Kid Ego. It needs Kid Ego to march down to that ring, to stand toe to toe, nose to nose with the champion - and end him. You see there can only be one "best" wrestler Aries... and I'll be damned if i'm going to let people think it's you. When the showdown happens Aries, you better bring your A-Game, because I don't want your second best, I want you to step into that ring, match me stride for stride - I want it to be the best pure wrestling match in the history of OCW... and when it does eventually happen - know this... I will be the one with his hand raised. I don't want your title, I want something much more important... I want to solidify myself as the undisputed Best Wrestler on the Planet... and that means ending your career.

Best in the world huh? Don't even get me started... Aries, you're not even the best in this thread! While you were busy "making OCW interesting again"... hows that going by the way?.. While you were busy making things interesting again, I was travelling the world... I was performing in Europe, Japan, Canada, Mexico, South America - everywhere... You were busy making cock jokes and getting snapped in two by Mayhem... Aries, until you've wrestled on every continent like I have - until you've wrestled the best, and held your own you can't be the best in the world... it's all in your head son. I though, I'm bigger than the world. I ate the world for breakfast, I am King of the Universe - the best Wrestler in the Milky way!

Can I play? I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to come out here and interrupt the OCW amateur dramatic society’s performance of “The transvestite, the juice box and the illegal alien”. Fact is Leon, you keep coming out here saying “I’m out for myself”, and you keep coming up short son. You’re a spent force, washed up – you can’t hold your own anymore Leon… and that…that is a real shame. Once upon a time, you were a viable champion… now you can’t even beat that ridiculous excuse for a wrestler Jookie Marley. As for you Valmont – you’re constantly going on about how you’re this and you’re that – I have news for you Vincenzo… You’re Stretch Armstrong with a chip on his shoulder. The problem with Stretch Armstrong Valmont is this – Stretch was only good for so long… after a while, Stretch was useless. Valmont – you… you are useless. Carlos… I don’t even know why you’re out here; you haven’t won a match since George Bush Senior was in the White House…

Okay, so we've got the bottom line. Play how the fuck you want. If you feel better being entertaining, do that, theres plenty of us who will work with you on it. If you wanna kick fuck out of someone, do that, as long as it works for you. We can't all be all things to all people. Anyway, Spider and Jookie son... exciting times?

If i wanna see someone beast the fuck out of someone, I'll watch one of the millions and millions of youtube videos of some punk kid rushing the fuck out of someone. If i want to watch an exciting match, I'll watch someone like Tibby. He is awesome at this game, but he is also entertaining to watch - that is, in my estimation at least, what a champion in OCW should be.

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Pull your head out of your ass for one second and try to comprehend what people are saying. Your zero kickout idea is flawed due to the way the game deals damage and awards momentum

My hypothetical is in relation to "competition". Having 0 kickouts makes it a race to visible damage, so somebody with higher stats for offence always has the advantage, regardless of the skill of the other person. Zero kickouts would only work if everyone had exactly the same stats, because then its completely down to skill. One kickout, or similar gives the guy with weaker stats a fighting chance imo. Uniformity is all very well and good, but theres a very fine line between competition and forgone conclusion.

I'm sorry white RD Money, did you say something? I don't like no kick outs, mostly because even though we want "the real" experience, we also want to encourage competition. Lemme give you a hypothetical. Me Vs you. You're bigger than me, you're more powerful, you will fuck me up early. It will take me A LOT longer to damage you. So even if we build up a finisher at the same time, the game decides that you, as a heavyweight, will do damage faster than me, a light heavyweight, can. Meaning that you have the opportunity to win before i can even think about it. Unless I'm completely wrong, and they took size affecting damage away. A kickout rule for Riot/random PPV matches, and a relaxing of the rule for big, feud defining/title matches is my preference

I don't mind falling to Suda and his crazy sleeper so long as the match has been entertaining. Luckily, Suda doesn't do boring matches, and if you play him for a show, you'll get what I'm talking about. He's one of the best communicators for spot calling in OCW (as are all of the "ambition rooks") - he wants you to get as much offence on him as he does to you... it's kinda a weird concept, but it makes the match awesome

You wanna throw down pitney? Pugh comes, he steals the show, and he leaves. Thats how it is now, that's how it'll always be!

Get your Markout button ready for this week. I'm going nuclear.

Our Hero said all he had to on the show "Nani?"

I would shit my pants if you did. Do it!

Be aggressive CC! So after watching the show I can now be absolutely sure of the following: Ace Angel's hair is lovely KD Hates Reese, Reese doesn't give a shit Parker will never be free Tyro Kraven is our Scott Steiner Nati is our Mick Foley Jay and Suda is our new Jay/Nate Phoenix needs to invent smell-o-vision Arnaud Hates Reese, I've seen this somewhere before, Reese still doesn't give a shit Genuinely excited to see Matsuda win the world title, so that Aries can no longer undermine my ranting I will always mark out for funk Pugh is a dick

You're more Spike Dudley than Spike Lee

Really well written Riot. Haven't watched the matches yet, but if theyre even half as good, we're onto a winner. I'm glad Matsuda has finally embraced the role of Japanese Ric Flair- its how I've always seen him

Those of us with access to Flux Capacitors are well aware of what happened on Riot. Flem won the world title, but it was declared null and void because he wasn't under contract. Also Doc Brown beat KD Angelo in a flaming scaffold match

You get a slight blur and a sound effect i believe. The screen doesn't go batshit crazy like a fire finisher, but theres still enough warning that it's a finish dude!

This^ Like I was saying to Tibby last night, it's not your job to put yourself over in matches, you should be looking to put your opponent over- if they're doing their job properly they'll return the favour. Problems come when 'ethics' come into play. Taking our match as an example, good grace and general respect for your opponent dictates that KD should have given Phoenix the chance to reset himself after his move. I counted 20 frames, or 2 thirds of a second between Phoenix leaving the animation of his move, and KD hitting his finisher, which means that he must have been hammering the fuck out of Y in a desperate attempt to snatch the win... Which is 'unethical' in my eyes, but obviously fine to some. It's all subjective at the moment, and until people start getting their heads torn off everytime they're shady, it'll keep happening. Kudos on your use of betterment by the way Dimsmore

How dare you, a dreg from the deepest, darkest bowels of the United Kingdom dare to question my use of logic in the English Language? It makes sense though, as I know a Smythe where it's pronounced Smith. I don't know

Wait wait wait... So Smythe is pronounced like 'Smite' with a 'th' not 'Smith'? Shit im confused. Go back to S-Bomber kid.

Again, it's nothing personal, and I'm not threatening you in real life terms. In real terms, I actually think you're a good guy, and I'm not remotely irked that I lost... Had the match looked good and been worthy of a 'Contendership' match, I wouldn't care, but it wasn't. You went out of your way to sabotage the redo, to the point where trance and I both were so pissed off, because you did it on purpose. That's my issue. Nothing personal, I just think you play like a random.

Pugh is being followed into the parking lot by a camera crew who are anxiously waiting for him to deliver his exclusive OCWFED.com promo. As he walks towards his rental car, he has to dodge a dusting of broken glass from the earlier attacks Pugh: Right... Here... The camera crew stop and set up their equipment Pugh:Loyal internet followers - Kid Ego here... I have a quick message for you. You see tonight, you'll have witnessed the single worst worker in OCW history botch his way towards a title shot... a title shot that apparently he's getting in Rosemont next week.... well Arnaud, this one is for you Pugh throws his bags into his trunk and continues Pugh: Your ten a penny dirty hooker entourage and your boasts of having "money to throw around" mean nothing in this business... Ability, is all that matters in this business. Ability on the mic, ability between the ropes - and you have precious little... whereas I, I am overflowing. Now, you had the supersciliousness to dare utter my name in one of your hideous, attrocious, gaudy, disgusting promos tonight, and for that - you will be sorry. You only mentioned me as some sort of ballyhoo - to garner some notoriety for your own lamentable little segments - to try and enchance your name... There's nothing amazing about you... and there's nothing worst than envy... more specificially Ego Envy... Pugh opens his car door and begins to step inside Pugh: You're going to want to be in Rosemont fans... because Kid Ego is coming to steal the show Pugh gets into his car and starts the engine, turning back at the camera to give an arrogant grin, followed by a wave. He then mouths "Mr. Amazing", chuckles to himself, then begins to drive away. The scene fades as he leaves.

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