Pugh

I know :(. Nobody got there first because OCW no longer has a soul. In 2007, there would have been 6 people jumping on it (and that), plus a gif of mine and Hazard's faces photoshopped into some gay porn

Gay jokes Steve? You used to be a higher class of Hall of Famer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrBQSFayto

In the past, i believe Haz has been subjected to Dildo based chants also. We're breaking the Fourth Walls down

An innovator will always innovate

Hazard's is the perfect length, and fits perfectly with his music. I can't abide overly flashy, in most cases, overly grandiose intro videos. For a debut, or a new gimmick, or a special event - sure. I don't want to have to wade through 5 minutes of entrance before I see a match on Riot though. Pointless waste of time. Intro videos should be used incredibly sparingly

We clearly have a different definition of "Cool"

You sir, are a fool. I'm not a big fan of all these custom tron entrances. We're not MTV - we don't need 3 minute music videos preceeding our entrances

I never liked Mr Crowe, so Parks coming back gets a thumbs up for me. Little known fact, in my only title match ever in OCW, Parker set me on fire - causing me to be "just another victim" in his legendary Hardcore Title reign

GAY. Anyway, did anyone else lose their shit when Parker arrived? I will keep this chat going if its the death of me. http://cdn.head-fi.org/9/9c/9cd17c67_holy20thread20resurrection.jpg

The video is for the inevitable retirement/return of Leon. He'll retire on Riot, he'll be back for CG. Sunrise, Sunset, Die in the ring.

Remember the old days when we used to get all the way to Page 20 and STILL be talking about the show? :'(

Quite inaccurate also. If i get past DJack, you'll be a transitional champion kiddo.

I'll be honest, I thought KD had caught that crazy Michael Jackson disease in between his match and that one

My My. This could be interesting

Aannnnyway... How bout that Clash? Awesome right?

You shouldn't have changed your pic Haz, D-Jack is going to rape that title clean off of you.

Just watching it through again. Mez, i think you'd be more likable if you used this as an intro video:

My bad on that one, Me and Valmont were basically playing video tennis with it - he rendered it down, then sent it to me, and I had to compress it again to edit it. So it ends up looking like trash. Still onwards and upwards I guess

See Jay. Broadening your horizons. It's not 1999 anymore, nobody cares about Nu-Metal

Not as indepth matchwise as Tyro might be, but just a fan of OCW writing about what he saw. Awesomely Exciting Intro. It’s Leon time then… With the magic of instant hair growth it seems. Leon, you might wanna spread the wealth, I hear Dane is looking for a solution to his follicle problems. Basically unbooks himself from any future shows in Philly AND calls out ANYONE for Lution. Lunatic. Can we make it a rule that every single show is from Philly now? AMG ITS CM CUNK WITH VARIOUS MUSICS… wait! You got me Leon. Talks up Pato. Fin ----- Mez vs LEE Shit a brick, I dig Mez. He beat my stupid ass down, and he’s updated his look a little since then. The intro is a little longer than I’d like, but it’s a PPV debut, so I’ll give him that. Brian Lee/Diggs also looks pretty good. Shiny as all hell though. Like a cross between Jay Lethal and Santino’s original swag. This kid could go far. Both men look strong early, but I’m more interested in the music! Whoever threw this match together is a genius. The more the match goes on , the more my Jay Lethal comparison rings true, which is no bad thing, anyway, strong exciting match to open. ----- Love Matsuda, and this promo is more gold from him. Jim Black is having a busy night! #KIDEGO Tibby cutting a nice promo. I like this kid King, I really do. Shades of The Rock. Hope he beats white shite. ----- FIRE VS CROWE Firstly, Crowe’s intro to his music sounds like an inspirational relief video… the part where the celebrity cries when she sees the AIDs ridden child. It’s almost Heal the World awful. Having said that, the pacing is ideal for his entrance. MARKS FOR THE GAME. I Think this match might be coming via videolink, or on an ever so subtle TNA style prerecord. Very enjoyable match though, and a great way to [spoiler alert] continue/conclude the series/ WTF JUST HAPPENED. [delete as applicable] ----- Jookie wanders in to KD’s locker room to be confronted with the second most shocking thing he could hope to see him doing. He’s praying, shouting, etc. says he’s gonna eat Jookie, which amazingly, is the first most shocking thing Jookie might have seen. Ending careers, nah nah nah nah. Note, even though this section contains me, I’ve yet to see it, so I’ll comment it. Keep it Blunt? SERIOUS? No sound, have I gone deaf? Jookie talking about 4 weeks ago as if it were last week. Why is he on a podium? Matsuda is the only president for us. Pugh the racist turns up and brings some much needed peroxide / audio to the situation. Issues a challenge. Maybe. Just Maybe. #KIDEGO #3 – WHAT A MAN! Matsuda is looking for his sis, and Jigsaw from the Saw movies seems to have her. Who the fuck put that video in the player? He’s the real sicko in all of this. Radiance then… Not sure what that means. Onwards ----- OH GOD HE’S HERE! WHO’S HERE! An actual return? Steve? Mania? The fuck just happened? Time is highlighted, and a number. Excellent. It was a troll! Berg ducks KD? Well that’s just not cricket. Wait! Mystery to end. Hostile turns up, doing a monologue wrong. Check Riot you jerk :). Incredibly emo’y – I’m not sure I like it. Telling Haz he can’t win or saying he’s gonna hang himself if he loses? ----- Leon vs… ??? Leon is infringing on my cowardice. I won’t have it. That wasn’t a match that was a plea bargain! BOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mr Amazing arrives at the arena to… well looks like he’s turning around and going home. His expense account must be through the roof if he’s pulling this shit regularly – Jay get your lawyers on it. AHHHH MAHHHH GAWWWWDDD CERTIFIED GREATNESS #kidego I won’t comment here, as I had a hand in this part. Apart from my silly “forgot to turn the volume down on the entrance” issue. EXCITING REMATCH CLAUSE OMG! Mass Confusion in the ring, we’re about to have another match though! ----- Philly Street Fight Little controversy here – I’d argue KD should wear that attire all the time. Looks pretty badass. Nice ending here. Enjoyable, if not a little long. ----- Jim Black is the hardest working man in OCW. This time he’s with DJack, concussion and all, to talk about the upcoming triple threat match… apparently its got a new stipulation… HMM? ----- Ex Contender Match Jesus peace… that’s a hella stipulation change. Matsuda is high up in the lovely hair stakes. Not quite AJ Phoenix levels, but getting there. DJack has been grabbed from behind more times than… well there’s probably a joke there, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna make it. Matsuda going Godzilla crazy with that chair. The brawling atop that cell is terrifying. One of these men isn’t walking out of here tonight, maybe all of them. Glitch makes DJACK have to start the long climb again. Another interruption oh noe! He’s dead. He’ll never walk/breathe again. ----- LEON IS BACK! Pato can only speak in morse code… can anyone understand his utterance? ----- Hazbean vs HostBean we all scream for Hazbean Hostile’s attire is BOSSS. Haz wearing PURPLE (!) Haz takes an early sickbump (back of head + ladder). Ladder goes fucking flying after a few more hits. Long, lots of reversals, lots of sickbumps, FINAL SHOWDOWN! HOSTILE WINS HE WINS… WAIT what? Hazard is now Ric Flair falling… but AMG! WIN WIN WIN ----- Hostile RP that would spoil the previous result if I talk about it. It’s well written and hostile. Swearing though! I PUT A PG LOGO ON THAT POSTER FOR A REASON! ----- FINAL INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH OF THE SERIES So, theres a rematch. Here it is. It will be all kinds of awesome. Good match again, but the ending… oh sweet jesus the ending. Watch and enjoy. Seriously. YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME ending. ----- HE’S COMING! WHO’S COMING? Are these numbers linked to the static no-return we saw earlier? ----- MAIN EVENT To defeat the fatty, you must become fatty. No? I have no idea what’s happening for large chunks of this match. Enjoyable though. Then the end! The end again! Absolute insanity. Aries, again, excellent, Pato again terrifying. No real resolution though! WHERES THE RESOLUTION! ----- Overall, I really enjoyed the show. Was a good way to kick off 2012. Looking forward to a solid 12 months.

VELOCIRAPTOR! Leon WTF is an abnomally?

Something further to add to my defence aswell. I'm not blaming Hazard for our match, as we both were guilty of some FPR glitches. For me certainly, its an isolated incident, as those of you who've DMed with me will testify i'm sure. If you're so offended by my matches, then feel free to swerve them in future, its no skin off my nose. For those of you who stay, I'll continue to improve, and work on my own FPR as well as my in-ring ability. This is the first and only time I'll allow myself to lapse so readily into cheese territory. I made the mistake of playing the match like I was playing a randomer, rather than wanting to entertain you people.

go go matsuda!

Good to know. As i've said in the past and will continue to say, I'm not perfect, and criticism is most welcome. Its the only way I'll learn.