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Tsss, shows what you know, that attire is my "British Invastion meets Adidas" rip off attire. Keep an eye out for my Spring 2010 Collection though - theres a pink number in there you'll love

Leon would chew you up and spit you out

I motion that Trips gets his own slot on OCW Radio, so that I don't have to download/lose his past shows.

It happened for 2 reasons: 1) A parody of recent R/L events where wrestlers have behaved horribly towards women, children etc 2) To show that Pugh is trying very hard to be a bad ass, which will be developed upon in future shows. Ie - Its a storyline, so sit back and enjoy it. Also, a sidepoint. The kid isn't real, he is merely part of the fiction, just like Pugh, Gaines, Iceberg, Nate Ortiz, Badass Bill, Alien/Predator and everything else thats ever been commited to word. Ben is actually a name stolen from Michael Jackson's song about a rat.

If we can do this in what, 24 hours, why the fuck are we worried. Just goes to show, while the inner circle might be long gone, if all of OCW pulls in the same direction, we can get shit done. Good work all

Following on from what Jay said, I wrote 4 Rps before, for the next 4 Riots. It took me about 20 minutes. If you know where you're going with your story for the next few weeks, then get it all compiled, I'm sure Jay would be more than grateful... Also, I can beta test for the next 94 hours.

Pugh is seen arriving in an airport in Paris, France ahead of Riot. He is standing at the desk as they check his papers. Clerk: So you, ow you say? Irish and English? Pugh: Why does my nationality matter, just let me through. Clerk: Excusez-moi sir, I will be but a moment. The clerk makes a phone call as Pugh looks around, noticably annoyed. As the clerk is still on the phone, a child comes towards Pugh shaking a notepad and a pen. Boy: Excuse me Sir? Can I have your autograph? Pugh looks down at the boy, smiles and takes the pen and pad from his hands. Pugh: Who should I make it out to? Boy: Ben please. Pugh (reading as he writes): Ben, I hate you. Loves and Hugs, Pugh Pugh then throws the pen across the airport, handing Ben his pad back. Ben: You're a jerk sir. Pugh: I know I am. Pugh turns back to the clerk, who has finished on the phone. Pugh: We done here Poirot? Clerk(Nodding and handing Pugh his papers): Actually Poirot is bel... Pugh: Don't care... Pugh walks off as the clerk shakes his head. Pugh turns around and walks back towards the child from earlier. Pugh: Son... I forgot to give you this. Pugh flips the kid the bird and walks off. Ben runs back to his parents clearly shaken, and Pugh walks off giggling.

Riot Re-Pugh (Lol get it lol) (Don't expect amazing detail just a summary) Somebody should really invest in some sort of picture book for Jacobs, his "resemblence" jokes are getting old as all hell. Fausto is still a bad ass on commentary. Hazmiz vs "Random Jobber" An epic turn of events as OCW recruits The Pope from TNA. Hazard, your music sucks, just use fucking Hadouken! and have done with it. The RP was wordy as hell didnt put you over as a heel one bit. Luckily your entrance was overshadowed by that of the jobber. Early going, Jobbinski looks strong, with Hazard mounting little offense. Lot of European uppercuts knocking about, but overall your pretty standard HazMatch™. Hazard rolls it back about half way thru and we end pretty good aswell. Nice match to kick off RIOT. Match Score 3/5 * We're in the back (I'd assume, we're given no location, So I'm imagining this is taking place in a stately home KD shares with his adopted kids) where K.D is sat with Stacy Clark. "The Beast" has a list, with the names of each person who has beaten him. No word on whether grammar is on that list, but it sure looks that way. Not sure where KD's going with this. There's been lots of talk, but not a lot of action thus far. * Leon brings forth news of his team's absence from Riot thus far. Leon is promptly left in the middle of someplace by his Limo Driver. Leon's team is trapped as their tickets aren't working. Leon's team haven't paid their phonebills. Leon sees a child's bike. Leon swears a little as he steals child's bike. Leon is a bad ass. Leon is coming to Riot. * Trance gets Hostile First a note on this whole Ex Division scuffle. Stolen title belts = clichéd. Second note, Trance has one of the better CAWs in OCW, although he needs a trip to the barber. Hostile's music intro sounds a bit like a drunken frat party singing along, and he's got a look of Billy Gunn Circa Bill N Chuck. Again a solid match. Trance is very "Indy" in his style, Heavy uses of knees and whatnot. One thing I would say is the Ex story is a little clouded atm. I don't get why Hostile is getting a TV Title match at the Clash, and I don't get where this whole thing is going. Just not feeling the whole feud. Match Score 3/5 * 'Berg vs Gaines 'Berg arrives with a whore of some description, still to a horrendous theme song. Calvin Harris is not pimpin'. Gaines is Gaines. Mini Nate-Ortiz who still seems to be shaking off the ring rust. Was an alright match, although berg was showing that he is a Champion for good reason. Punch to the chops spells the end for one of our brave competitiors 3ish/5 * Now. Again, I'm confused here. We're treated to what seems to be a contract signing between Hazard and Hostile for the Ex Division Championship. Neither Hostile nor Hazard are champions, so its a peculiar one. Especially since Hazard only said git 14 times, instead of his customary 64. The proper Champion takes issue with this, obviously. He clocks up an impressive 4 gits, and a poop joke for good measure. Hazard retaliates with a ladder and another call of Git, knocking out his "life partner" in the process. Trance will see them, and probably us at the Clash. * After commercial, we're treated to Mr McManus on his Marley Ravidson, and a visit from our friendly neibourhood epic face, Smythe DaWonder. Trips, or Trev or whatever wants a title shot, and he's giving SDW's ego a rub. Apparently we're going to see a NA Title match between these two at the Clash. We're to believe it'll be epic. * Leon has arrived. Leon needs a partner. Leon and McManus have a lot of hate. They hate each other, they hate Ryder, they hate the fans, they hate trash, they hate other people holding their title. A perfect team then, no? OCW World Heavyweight Champion Chris Ryder & Aries VS Leonheart & Mayhem? This match, I enjoyed watching. There was a good spell of dominance for both teams and, heading into the Clash, everyone had a good bit of momentum to take from this match. A good sneaky finish too. I'm a little upset that we didn't get a look at the Monster this week, after the revelation he ran himself down last week, but overall was a good main event. 4/5 The show fell a little short on the whole, but that could just be because it seemed that there were problems with getting the booked matches done. Hopefully next week's Riot will be an improvement over this week's slighty above average showing. Onto the first proper PPV of 2010 we go then....

I'm confused. Is your gimmick Thundercats or Bret Hart?

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Badass Bill, Boxing Jesus, Coach Neal and Casey Paine. I called it bitch

I'm an asshole. Aside from that, Its a good show, although I think it was mentioned, page 5 looks like its missing something. I'm pretty upset that Air has changed tho... I miss the old version

Read your Subtitles Miznoob You could atleast give them a quick swipe of the old F7 in MS Word - you know, so we can understand it

Seems to me that too many cooks spoil the broth brother.

I think the jist is, Hazard expects Trance not to return to get his belt back, but it could be anything EDIT: We are not the OCW Universe edit 2: Nice Show, Fausto 4 Play by Play!

But i still have Yohansen on my msn, and I'm almost 100% he wouldnt attempt to come back

also, sidenote, Danny's MSN was something including the word Monkey. Probably not a coincidence

I just assumed Riot had turned into Impact, and we were playing segments that were recorded six weeks earlier.

Pish - why can't he just dye his hair black like everyone else does when they heel turn

New Year, Same Arguements? Looking at this as a relative outsider, I'm digging some of the new stories and what not, especially the Ex Division one, even though if The Air were here, he wouldn't stand for any of that nonsense. Ryder's promo was wordy as hell, but well written, here's hoping he's got something planned thats on par with his crowning. I can't get Smythe as a face, but that might be because he's a heel in my head, and my head doesn't want change. So yea - nice show. Also, Hostile, stick with the tights, Undies make you look like Billy Gunn, circa Billy & Chuck

Overall nice show. The new commentary would be a welcome change if I didn't love Poling. Since I love Poling, I'm shooting for a Trance/Poling partnership with Aries doing the Maria backstage job

Can we pay for KD Angelo to have a grammar lesson?

I agree with the two shows entirely, but I was looking at it from a Storyline point of view. we're gonna end up with people writing RPs for every single show, and that could end up with people spreading their story too thin, and thus people stop caring, because they're constantly banging on about it. If we could get a balance between 2 equal shows, and equal amounts of "Air Time" for every guy, then it'd work better IMO. With two shows, we all have to pull as a team, and in the same direction, instead of having people carrying the shows themselves

You're pretty much right there. Maybe 3-4 matches on a normal show, then have like a "B" show. Then we get all the badasses fighting on the main show, and we get a way for the Rooks/Returnees/Lowcarders to get back in the swing of things.

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