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  1. *Ahem* Somebody discuss. DID YOU SEE LEON'S TIE... THAT SHIT WAS A CLIP ON
  2. RLY good show. A lot of nice matches and whatnot. Also, did OCW have some sort of Lice infection? Every fucker is walking round with no hair
  3. Jesus Wept. Thats the best thing i've ever read ever. Yes Old post, Yes Old me
  4. Versus is so much better now that he's turned into Vince Vaughn's character from Starsky and Hutch [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-DnIGg0gWM]YouTube - Starsky and Hutch-"Best of Vince Vaughn"[/ame]
  5. I miss Nate already. Congrats to everyone who came through title matches holding the strap, twas an epic show. Also, i hope Sensation stays in that chair long term, he is kick ass as a crip
  6. See I like the whole, "Dont look into the Camera" thing. But I don't like him getting his wheels robbed again dawg. Shudda halted it as he left
  7. Pretty bare show it has to be said, but holy hell, Sensation pulled it out of the bag and made what little we had quality.
  8. Dear Wesley, Please stop harassing the roster with promises of wonderful-ness. You're only holding a job because of the Rapper. Loves and Hugs, OCW
  9. Very nice PPV, i enjoyed it a lot. However, Braddock and Fearo's match is like watching a gif with the colours burnt out.
  10. Pugh

    Black Wednesday?

    What about dickhead fatty clowns who won't keep their noses outta other peoples business?
  11. Pugh

    Black Wednesday?

    Dont doubt the Pugher Ryder.
  12. Pugh

    Black Wednesday?

    Nah I'm gonna write it then start dressing as a clown
  13. (A Long one, but will eventually make sense... if you speak Portugese obviously.) The Scene opens in a crowded street in the middle of Rio de janeiro, Brazil. The people in the street seem to be forming a circle, with several men standing in the centre. The people all seem to be pumped as if something big is about to happen. We cut to a burly looking local and an older man talking within the circle Older man: Recorde, ele é fraco Burly Bloke: Eu beberei seu sangue He spits at the floor. We then cut to the other side of the circle, where an aggitated Pugh is standing, flanked by more locals. Pugh: You're kidding me right? That guy is huge... This isn't going to work Ronnie. Ronnie: dun wurry missuer Pugh, Capoeira will guide you Pugh: You're aware this is just dancing right? Ronnie slaps Pugh across the face and throws some mad shapes Pugh: See, where I come from, you'd be condemned as a queen Ronnie slaps Pugh again Ronnie: now now... ow you say? shut the fuck up. porco ignorante A bell rings and a man appears in the centre of the circle Announcer: senhoras e cavalheiros, boa vinda para enegrecer quarta-feira! The crowd cheer as the announcer draws breath Announcer: Esta batalha determinará o vencedor do royale da batalha, e os mil prêmios do dólar The crowd cheer again, as Pugh looks anxious Pugh: Seriously, there has to be a better way to get home Ronnie slaps Pugh again as the announcer continues Announcer: No canto a minha esquerda, um homem conhecido somente como o TOURO! The burly man steps forward and soaks up the adulation of the crowd Pugh: touro? Bull? i'm fighting a bull? Ronnie: he is bull. Bull is Touro. He is Touro Announcer: E no canto a minha direita, um porco inglês Pugh steps forward, wearing his wrestling attire and salutes the crowd, who boo him. Pugh screams some abuse back at the crowd in broken Portugese Announcer: e agora, você luta!! The crowd cheers as the bell chimes again. Touro charges towards Pugh, who ducks out of the way. As he gets back to his feet, he poses for the crowd, who are still booing. Pugh: Boo this! Pugh kicks Touro between the eyes, but Touro barely flinches, he then advances on Pugh, who is noticably stunned Ronnie(from the side): Capoeira Pughe! Pugh looks over and shrugs. he then performs a flurry of kicks to Touro, who stumbles back. The crowd begin to cheer as Pugh continues to use Capoeira. Touro, however, is quickly becoming enraged, and grabs Pugh by the neck, lifting him into the air. Pugh: Ohhhh Jesus Touro lifts him higher, and as a last resort, Pugh kicks him in the grapefruits, instantly sending him to his knees. Pugh lands on his feet then kicks Touro square on his temple, knocking him unconcious. The crowd are sent into raptures and Pugh begins to soak up the applause. Announcer: as senhoras e os cavalheiros, seu vencedor são PUGH Pugh continues to cheer and mouths "I'm going home" at Ronnie who sagely nods. The crowd continue to cheer Pugh as the scene fades.
  14. You write books, yet address me as a bitch in the thread title. I don't like this new fella. I miss the guy who caved my head in back in the day
  15. I've been wearing a kilt since birth. And what the hell is sins? You'll have to forgive me, i was away for a month, I must have missed that epic Stable
  16. I call gimmick infringement. Conrad, get your own Pseudo female attire
  17. No... You're dickishness is whats gonna get you kicked out. Lying about controller dying is gonna get you kicked out. Trying to take over the fed is going to get you kicked out. This is just ass licking
  18. http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/brownnose.jpg ?
  19. No No, this is a man who knows his way around the filters and blending options in photoshop... We should give him our utmost respect
  20. A Sexually aggressive jobber?
  21. Pugh

    hmmmm....

    Either way, it gave us something to talk about other than Jay's chrome dome
  22. Pugh

    hmmmm....

    Pugh always marks out for Gervais bashing
  23. it could have been avoided if "OCW's Scottish Savior" was booked
  24. Yay for Pugh jobbing on aPPV
  25. And for the record, You're watching exactly the same game, with a different combination of the same clothes/moves/entrances you've seen before. By my twisted logic, watching me is just as good as watching Nate. But seriously - If you dont like the matches, dont watch the matches? I for one cant wait to lace up my e-boots again
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