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*The scene opens outside of a local burger joint somewhere in Nevada, the site of last nights Chill Faktor PPV. Justin Rox comes pedaling in on a bicycle. He stops, a bit short of breath, and puts the kickstand down on the bike. He enters the burger joint and walks up to the counter where a pimply faced cashier stands. He is smiling and looking shyly into the camera.*

 

CASHIER: Welcome to Greasy McGreasy, how may I clog your arteries?

 

ROX: First of all, don't look into the camera, it's highly inappropriate for this type of promo. My name is Justin Rox, perhaps you've heard of me.

 

*The cashier seems to be nervous now. He keeps shifting his attention between the camera and Justin Rox.*

 

CASHIER: Uh... No... I can't say I have.

 

ROX: Ugh... I'm the newest member of the OCW roster... Don't look into the camera.

 

CASHIER: Oh, OCW! You know who my favorite wrestler is?

 

*Rox is becoming frustrated, the sight of the pimply faced employee disgusts him.*

 

ROX: No I don't and I don't really care to know. Look, this is my promo time, I only have so much of it because money is kinda tight right now so I have to work with what I've got. So what I want you to do is shutup, let me do the talking, and stop looking into the camera!

 

CASHIER: O-okay...

 

ROX: I'll have the number four, extra onions, put some extra salt on the fries because they never have enough, make sure they're crispy--

 

CASHIER: Wait, you're a wrestler, right?

 

ROX: That's right, stop looking into the camera.

 

CASHIER: Then why are you eating here? Shouldn't you be eating a bit more healthier food?

 

ROX: What?? How dare you question my meal choice! What about you? You look like you live off of bacon grease. Stop looking at the camera! I'll have you know I've been riding that bike all over Nevada, seeing the sights, working on my "30 lbs. in 30 days" tour to compete as a light heavyweight in OCW. As a matter of fact I was in attendance at Chill Faktor last night.

 

CASHIER: Why didn't you get air time?

 

ROX: Too expensive, stop looking at the camera... didn't I tell you to shutup? Now, I don't want a soda, I want a milkshake, chocolate. You got that order fry boy?

*Justin's order comes, he reaches into his pocket and flicks a bill toward the cashier.*

 

ROX: Keep the change... don't look at the camera.

 

*Justin grabs his order and heads for the door.*

 

CASHIER: Sir... this is a dollar...

 

*Justin quickly runs out the door. When he gets outside, he stops and looks around.*

 

ROX: My bike! Son of a... well, looks like I have no choice. On with the "30 lbs. in 30 days" tour.

 

*Justin Rox begins running as the scene fades.*

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So...if you are now Justin Rox...does that mean that I officialy retired Maximillian magnusonsvensveltson?

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2 x Hardcore Champion (Longest defending OCW champ,19 defences)

1 x NA Champion

1 x Pride Champion

1 x TV Champion

2 x OCW World Heavyweight Champion

F.I Winner 2012

MOTN vs Leonheart @ Wrestlution 7

 

'Don't worry about no one else, hows my hair look' - Tiberius Dupree

'Wipe you ass and go to bed' - Sensation to B17

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