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A large crowd gathers on a brisk New York Saturday Morning. Men, Women, Children and everyone alike can be seen clamoring at an empty stage. A random child can be seen talking to his mother amongst the crowd. Child: Mom when is the ribbon being cut? We see a ribbon in front of a brand new state or the art industrial complex. Off in the distance a brand new arena can be seen dawning the neon green and purple lights that highlight it. The murmurs go quiet as a man in a blue suit walks up to the podium. He taps on the mic twice creating two quick booms through the loud PA System. Speaker: Good morning everyone. Thank you for joining us today. It is a big day for everyone here. We are here to unveil the most tech forward buildings and businesses you have ever seen. The crowd erupts into loud cheers. The speaker waits for them to calm down before continuing with the speech. Speaker: If you don’t know me I am Lou Jonas and I wanted to thank the person who made all of this happen. Eighteen months ago a professional wrestler had his headquarters burned down. Today we unveil his vision, a vision that will benefit the people of New York, soon the rest of the country and eventually the entire world. The crowd begins chanting “We love Lou”. Lou waits before addressing the raucous crowd again. Lou: We could not have done all of this without the DNS coin. The number one crypto currency in the world currently. Let me introduce to you the man who made this happen. He is the leader, owner, and founder of the DarkNET Society. BASH! The crowd begins to boo. Chants of H20 breakout. BASH waits patiently before grabbing the microphone off the podium to speak. BASH: I will make this quick. DNS coin has enabled these great advances. With a perfect combination of entertainment, technology, and science the best in the world will work and play here. You are on the ground floor of all the important work the Digital Revolution will do. BASH walks over to the ribbon, he grabs the ceremonial scissors and cuts the ribbon. Lou grabs the microphone from BASH and continues to address the crowd. BASH walks off the stage and he joins Belakor, Sheppard, Sammuel Omen and Pilgram who were standing nearby listening to the speech. The group heads over to a building with a big sign stating “Server Farm 2.0”. BASH: Finally the day has come where DNS business once again has a physical home. Let me show you around. BASH shows the group around the facility. There are multiple wrestling rings. A robot comes whizzing up to the group quickly catching all but BASH off guard. BASH: HTB was salvaged and rebuilt from the original Server Farm. He can help you train and get analysis on any potential opponents you may have. BASH leads the group to the conference room. They all have seats in various chairs. BASH begins addressing the group. BASH: Belakor it is nice to have you back in the fold. Sheppard your addition will fit nicely into the plans we have. Omen and Pilgram you have remained loyal at my side despite all of these traitors I have dealt with. BASH turns on a projector. BASH: As you see on the screen, each of you has a role to play in this operation. Success is the only option. DNS continues their discussion on the information shared via the projector as we fade away.

BREAKING: Claudió Stardom Sidelined with Severe Hamstring Injury, Out Indefinitely OCWFED.COM has confirmed through reputable backstage sources that Claudió Stardom has suffered a significant injury from his recent Singapore Cane Match against Steven Jackson. Stardom is expected to be out of action indefinitely. We are told Stardom is dealing with a proximal hamstring tendon avulsion, which is a severe grade 3 tear. This type of injury will require a lengthy recovery, putting him on the shelf for the foreseeable future. The injury reportedly occurred after a botched signature move. Sources indicate that when Stardom went for his "Taste of Sole," he missed the spot entirely and collided awkwardly with the turnbuckle, resulting in the tear. Adding another layer to this unfortunate news, there is considerable backstage talk regarding Stardom's recent focus. Sources have noted that over the last year, Stardom has been increasingly dedicated to "outside ventures" separate from his in-ring career. This has led to reports that his regular training has been "pretty much nonexistent." There is growing speculation internally that this lack of conditioning and preparation may have been a direct contributing factor to the severity of the injury. That is the extent of what is known at this time. Stay locked on OCWFED.COM as we continue to gather more details on this developing story.

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18 February 2025, Chattanooga, TN In a private locker room, we find “The New King” Loretta Marceaux conversing with her father, Former OCW Superstar Elliot Parker, about the events of the last few months, or rather the lack thereof, and how she once again went without an appearance on television. Loretta: This sucks… I wanted to be on this show. Elliot: You aren’t on Faceoff, this is true. We haven’t been on TV in months, this is also true. But trust me on this, they will know their mistake soon enough. Loretta: Soon enough? It’s been months and we’ve been on the sidelines. Not even Sheldon could wait for us. Elliot: All taken into consideration. An opportunity will present itself soon enough. Now, for the result of that opportunity, that is for you to decide Loretta. As for the time being, I’m gonna request a match for us on the next Ambition. Each journey has to begin with a sing- **BANG BANG BANG BANG** A loud and aggressive knocking lands on the door to the locker room door, startling Loretta. Elliot, however, just calmly looks at the door. Elliot: And it looks like opportunity came knocking sooner than- ???: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, LIO. Elliot: What is she… Alright. As he unlocks the door, it is immediately pulled away from him, and the person at the door, as he thought it was, is none other than his now ex-wife, and Loretta’s mother, Alyssa Marceaux, sporting a new blonde look, the first time she’s styled her hair since losing most of it to Lotus FloJo. The main priority he notices is actually the familiar look of rage that usually accompanies her shouting. Alyssa: I have had it with you. 2 years, Lio. 2 years. When we left OCW back then, you said everything would play out. Are we richer? Sure, beyond our wildest dreams. But where are we now in reputation? Our family is a fucking laughing stock. No one takes any of us seriously. And now, instead of spending October taking a vacation to Monaco for my and the twins’ birthdays LIKE I ASKED, here we are backstage at an OCW show in the middle of assfuck nowhere, America, with no solid plans for our firstborn child other than sitting in catering. I’ve had enough of your laziness, and I will not let you drag our children into your mentality. So it falls to the matriarch of this family to set shit straight and make new rules for our child. Come on Loretta, we’re doing this my way now. Alyssa grabs their arm and tries to walk out of the room. Loretta, however, resists the pull, now that they’re bigger than their mother at this point in their life. Loretta looks over worriedly at their father, expecting him to bail them out. Elliot: It’s your choice, and your career, Loretta. I won’t stop you, and I never will. Realizing he’s not fighting Alyssa’s decision, they pull their arm away, and, after a moment, chooses to side with their mother. Loretta: Let’s go, mom. Alyssa: Good choice. At least someone has some fucking initiative around here. As the pair leaves and Alyssa slams the door behind them, Elliot sits down in one of the chairs in the room, and lets out a sigh… of relief? Elliot: God, she is hot when she’s angry. So hotheaded that she didn’t realize her role in this story. Bless her, I got Loretta in the door, and now Ms. Head of Steam is gonna end up signing again. And now… for once in my life, I am free. The Sect is gone. My family handles their own dealings. My life is finally my own, and I make my fate. He pulls out his phone and makes a call. ???: My Prophet, it’s been a while. Elliot: I’m not your Prophet anymore, Aidan. I’m the final man to be granted freedom. Aidan: Well then, if your conscience is clear, then what’s next, Mr. Parker? Elliot: I have 2 followers left, and they’d follow me anywhere. My Condors, River and Katja. Tell them to meet me at the Tower of the Americas in 3 days. You come as well. It’s time to change our understanding of the world. With that, Elliot packs his things and leaves the arena, bound for San Antonio, TX for a meeting bound to change his fate.

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The reigning Pride Champion, Dragana Cesar is standing beside her pupil Christine at The Cesar Dojo. The pair are flanked by the rest of their students. Regina Tacet places a hand on a nervous Christine’s shoulder. Christine: Thank you all for being here. I….want to apologize. To everyone. I didn’t think that Angela would say all those horrible things. Christine: She disrespected the Dojo and all the amazing people who put their time and energy into this place every day…And I let that happen. Christine: All because I wanted to help my grandma with her treatment and make her proud….and it got me nothing. Christine: I… just….. Christine starts to tear up. Christine: I’m so sorry, please forgive me… Student 1: We love you Christine! Dragana pulls out her phone and starts typing. Speaker: Of course we forgive you. I am just glad Miss Schmidt did not hurt you. Christine: But now my grandma…She… All this time lost… I won’t be able to help… Speaker: Miss Christine. Let me help you. I will give however much you need for your grandmother’s treatm- Student 2: I want to help too! Student 3: Same here! The students slide into the ring and embrace Christine. Student 4: Here’s all the money I can give. Student 5: Do you have CoinApp? Christine is shocked at all the love she receives, the students donating to help her cause. Dragana smiles, proud of all her students. Once the last one slides out of the ring, Christine gives her mentor a hug. Christine: Thank you so much Miss Cesar! All this time you have been here for me, you are like a mother, I love you Miss Cesar and I want to make you proud. Some day, before you call it a career, I want one more match. Dragana: Mmm! As they hug, Terra Daturas steps into the ring, pleased at what she’s seeing. Terra: What a relieving sight. Terra: I am so happy to see things worked out between you two. Christine: Terra, I- Terra: It is okay, Christine. Perhaps I should not have been so intrusive. Had I known your true intentions to help your grandmother… Terra: …I have just seen so much ambition and anger compromise the careers of well-meaning people… Including my own… I could not bear to see it happen to someone so close to Dragana. Dragana types on her phone. Speaker: Thank you, soror. I owe you so, so much. Terra: It is I that owes you. My career in the ring may be behind me, but you know that I am always going to be there for you no matter what. Terra thinks for a moment. Terra: Actually… Dragana: Hmm? Terra: Speaking of in-ring… I had never had the chance to spar with Christine… Christine leaps with excitement. Christine: I would love that! Terra: Dragana? You would not mind, would you? Dragana laughs. Speaker: Of course not. I hope you have paid attention, Christine. Miss Daturas has bested me on many occasions. Dragana leans back on the ropes, ready to “officiate” the bout. The camera pans out to Bubba Bot staring up at the ever enigmatic Alien, appearing to be devouring some chips. The machine looks down at the crumbs on the floor. Bubba Bot: Are_you_going_to_clean_that.avi The Alien ignores it, allowing crumbs upon crumbs to fall on the Dojo floor. Bubba Bot: Pig.mp4 The robot walks off screen and returns with a broom and a dustpan. The Alien looks over at it. The lifeform grunts and hands the chips over to Bubba Bot, begrudgingly taking the broom and dustpan. It gets to work on cleaning up the mess.

On a bright sunny day in New York City, we find The Lord of the Lariat, The Suplex Savior, The Messiah of the Multiverse, The Baron of Benevolence, The Emperor of the Enzuguri, Future Goodest Person on Planet Earth, Mugen making the rounds with his clipboard and his I’m A Good Person shirt at the food festival he created. He personally curated some of his favorite restaurants in NYC to join forces with his restaurant, Sakuraba’s to create “The Best Food Festival For All People That’s Free Because It’s The Right Thing To Do Festival” We see tents from places like Carbone, Jungsik, Blue Ribbon Chicken, and many more as Mugen, all smiles, is seen talking and collecting signatures from those in attendance. Mugen (thinking to himself): Today is going to be a good day for the signature collecting. RIght after Lution, I had 69 signatures. I think we were counting 143 a few days ago. This festival idea was GENIUS. I might leave the day with 1000, easily. Just as Mugen is soaking in the good vibes and thinking about how easy this might be to get to his goal of 15,000. He hears a commotion at a nearby stall. He jogs over to check out what’s going on and is very concerned when he sees his Head of Security, Graham Greene III holding a short Asian man by his shirt collar. The short man’s legs dangling and swinging only adds to the ridiculousness of the situation without any context. Mugen: GRAHAM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GGIII: Oi bossman, this nutter had himself 3 servings of the sushi here and was in line for a 4th. Mugen: SO? It’s all you can eat! GGIII: But bossman, I ain’t even have one yet and mans over here gonna have 4. Mugen: SO?! GET IN LINE! YOU DON’T HAVE TO YANK THIS POOR GUY UP IN THE AIR. GGIII looks in disgust at the man he yoked up and lets him back on his feet. The angry man now directs his attention at Mugen. Angry Short Man: Mr. Larry Mugen, I do not appreciate how I was treated at this festival right now. Mugen feels his nose start to sting from a foul odor that he can’t figure out what it is. Angry Short Man: Did you know I have a YouTube channel with over 2 million subscribers? Mugen finally realizes the smell is coming from the short YouTuber and starts to look at him with disgust. Mugen: And how many of those were bought? Wait a second, I know you. Isn’t your viewership going down too? Angry Short Man: I will have none of that slander be used against me, these are all false allegations! All created by THE COMMUNISTS! The Angry Short Man now pulls out the ring light attachment to his camera and shines it in Mugen’s direction. Now even more annoyed, Mugen starts trying to block the light but it keeps getting moved into his face. Mugen: Jesus Christ, can you just get that light out of my face. Angry Short Man: Don’t like it when the spotlights on you? Huh? Huh? Mugen: I swear…… Angry Short Man: What? I thought you were a good person now. The man pokes the shirt and without even a second to think Mugen reacts by pushing the little man who ends up going flying with his camera and bulky backpack. Mugen: YOU STINK, I CAN’T LET YOU GET CLOSE! A gasp comes from the crowd that has now gathered as the YouTuber is trying to regain his bearings. His camera now has a broken lens, his shirt has somehow ripped and his backpack looks soaked in some liquid that must have exploded inside. Angry Short Man: You will hear from my lawyer! Good Person my ass! Mugen sighs as he looks at the crowd who have been recording this incident on their phones the whole time. Mugen: Maybe these signatures are not going to be that easy…….. The scene fades away as Mugen tries to figure out how to sort the situation out with the attendees.

Hello everyone, We’ve made some updates to the OCWFed Handbook to clarify and refine the rules of FPR (Fair Play Rules) as well as some additions. Here’s are the injected changes stand alone without having to go through the handbook trying to find them: IronJaw is not allowed to be used after a Finisher to avoid being pinned or to get rid of the stun meter in special match types. (should have been added at the start of the season) You also may not attempt a pinfall after a submission; The submission was an attempt to end the match, immediately following it with another method of ending the match with no moves in between is the same as pinning after a pin. (goes hand in hand with not ending the match after back to back pin attempts) (should have been added earlier in the season) When your Opponent is in the Standing Corner position, you can attack your opponent 2 times before the position is expected to change. The following attacks all count as (1) of your 2 Corner attacks: Corner Grapple, Running Attack, Heavy Attack. You may also use light strikes, such as a chop. 3 Light strikes = 1 of your 2 Corner moves. (Leaning Front & Leaning Rear are Standing Corner positions). After 2 Corner attacks it is expected the position is changed; either by the second move it self or changing to Top Rope stunned or tree of woe. Irish whipping to another corner does NOT reset this count. (parity with ground rule) Multi-Man Crapple: As third(+) person in a match attacking someone who just used their defensive tools to gain control only to then need to defend themselves again from another attacker. It is advised to try and target the person who got reversed or breaker’d instead. (due to targeting and the nature of multi-man matches, a single instance will not be a break, rather this is a rule to try and minimize a feeling of unfair purposeful repetition of the act) 'PARKERING' is illegal: "Parkering" is the act in which you immediately attack your opponent as soon as they enter/exit the ring to pursue you, before they have a chance to fully get control of their wrestler and have a fair chance to attempt to initiate offense as well. Give your opponent space before you engage them when they enter/exit the ring. (added wording to allow person full control and chance at initiating and not just grabbed as soon as they can move) 'Reverse PARKERING' is illegal: "Reverse Parkering" is the act in which you immediately attack your opponent as soon as you enter the ring. Either by sliding in right after your opponent and they are stuck in an animation of being bumped by your entrance or immediately running at them as they gave you proper space to enter. (added as people who currently do give space are usually rushed, neither party should be rushing the other, fair reset.) These adjustments are effective immediately. Dodging: Due to control input change the old dodge once rule needs to be rewritten but doing so without leaving some ambiguity can be difficult. We don't want to see people just dodging backwards out of range and thus all attacks miss and both end up just going further out of range. Open to suggestion on this rewrite and currently working on it. Dodging: You may attempt to dodge to regain control of the match but You must actually dodge an attempted attack to restore advantage. If you dodge nothing, you must still play defense before counter attacking. If you dodged out of striking range of your opponent you must walk back into range before attempting to dodge/reverse again. constructive feedback is welcomed. If you have questions or suggestions about the changes or if something feels unclear, drop your thoughts below. Thanks, OCWFed Staff Team

Since some man doesn’t wanna upload the actual show I’m gonna do my Lution review here. Because I can and nobody can stop me, unless maybe Jim but he’d have to be very coordinated as I have nukes pointed at him. Anyways, I’m gonna be reviewing with all the hats on so the comp hat, fan hat, and wrestling hat. So I might be all over the place with how I’m saying stuff, deal with it. Alright fuck it let’s get into this bitch. WL19 Hype Intro: Spectacular opening that got everybody amped right the fuck up for the show. The video going from one song to another and switching vibes midway through was such a beautiful thing and added depth to the overall edit and the quality of the video. Wouldn’t have changed a single thing about it and I feel bad for WL20 as trying to up that intro is gonna be rough. OCW World Title Threeway + Hype Package: I normally don’t ever talk about my stuff or my matches but I gotta break from that on this. Firstly, insane props and appreciation to Maxx for making the hype package and moving me, that was easily one of the best hype packages I’ve ever seen in OCW and he did such an excellent job. Secondly, another massive shoutout to C-Note + Maxx for the incredible feud + match at Lution. They both were there when I needed them and always showed why they are two of the very best handlers in OCW right now. That match couldn’t have been a better swan song for El Parca + his championship reign. I didn’t expect it to get so deep near the end but it gave me immediate flashbacks to 2k22 when me and Maxx would always dm and know each others intentions so well and it definitely reflected in the end of the match. Incredible ending and a well deserved new OCW World Champion is crowned, I couldn’t be more proud of Maxx for all the work he’s done since returning and I’m beyond excited to see what he does for his title reign. MATCH RATING: 5 STARS (shoulda main evented!) Southern Dirty Cash Promo: I think it was B17 who said something along the lines about if you’re not on the show, you don’t always gotta do content to be on the show. I’m probably butchering it however I am in that camp as well, no fault to the creator who made this video but I feel Lution is sort of an anomaly event for OCW where, I want all the main stuff and that’s it. I appreciate the effort in doing a video but this segment just seemed very out of place and probably could’ve been cooked a bit longer to be more fulfilling. Just having a standalone screenshot of an interviewer and then flipping back to idle SDC is something overall I’d like to see fade away in the fed. There’s other smaller things we can do to add depth to the videos with these similar motives / messages that would keep the viewer engaged. Had I been a first time viewer I’d probably would’ve clicked off at this because it just felt odd. If this video is on any other event it doesn’t have as much awkwardness either so you live and learn. RyVaughn vs. Sheldon + Hype Package: The hype package was very nice and already setting us up for the theme of the weekend where every single hype package is going to have its own pizzazz, flavor and theme that separates each one from all the others. The beginning especially with the horror movie vibes was very fitting and seeing how both guys are dealing with their pasts and losses from El Parca kept adding weight to see how RyVaughn is gonna react to Sheldon’s cryptic messages and whispers. The match itself, had its high and its lows. One thing that I noticed very clearly is RyVaughn needs a moveset overhaul, you can tell he’s trying to be a good guy and he’s trying to have this good guy moveset but it almost felt like he didn’t really know what to do or what to strong together in a way to keep the flow of the match moving in certain moments. I also feel there were some rather suss moments on doing fins on the outside, going for that top rope move afterward and just certain questionable decisions. Not that it really took away from the match heavily but it brought lulls into the match where it broke the immersion from a wrestling match into a video game session. Sheldon somehow someway taking all that abuse and punishment was actually fucking nuts. Near the end it obviously started to ramp up where finally Ry got his victory and gave Sheldon his first singles loss of the season. The post match for this definitely intrigued me so much and made me cackle since Sheldon took all credit for that performance by Ry even though he was getting his ass tore up. A great showing by both guys that I’m beyond excited to see where they both go after Lution. MATCH RATING: 4 1/2 Stars A Sensational Meeting: Pretty cut and dry segment where Emp is voicing her concern with Jay competing. Kept the story between Wrex / Jay pushing before their clash on N2. Pride Title Match + Hype Package: Draganas Pride title reign always has 2 things, a really good hype package and probably an absolute ass beating. The hype package was very well done and the story between these two was not the route I was really expecting for them to go into Lution, I don’t know what exactly I was expecting but I am not displeased by any means. It’s always an extremely tough task when anybody is stepping up to Dragana and Christine obviously knows this from her prior outings with the Pride champ. I don’t know if anybody was expecting to see the level of chain wrestling we saw though from Dragana in this match. That’s seriously so impress that I hope we don’t see it again for quite sometime from anybody because I want it to be a special thing. However it’s OCW and yall are gremlins so someone’s gonna try to replicate it. There was a certain point where I knew that it was only a matter of time before Christine was gonna lose. All that chain wrestling wears down the cardio and there’s only so much you can do when you’re tired and going against Dragana. The champ prevails and the post match antics gave us a rather amusing close. One thing that missed for me is the manager, she wasn’t really in OCW long enough or with Christine long enough to where I didn’t really care about her. It seemed like she was a prop just to get the story along which I don’t mind but I think the emotional value would’ve been elevated a bit more had she been here longer. The awesome surprise comeback from Jehst giving us a very fairytale ending knowing Christine and her grandmother are gonna be okay was a nice bow on top. MATCH RATING: 4 Stars Steven gets Claudio’s Ass AGAIN! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I really think Steve is the easier / more comfortable character to be ran from the handler. He seems more organic and just much more fluid in what he does compared to JynX. Seeing Steve slowly but surely climbing up the ranks and going after higher and higher dawgs is always a pleasant thing. It will be a real question though on if he can hang once he and Claudio do inevitably meet in the ring though. There’s a part of me that can’t wait for Steve someday down the line to get gold and hopefully make it his own personal hardcore title cause that’ll just be fantastic. Overall I’m clamoring to see what these two dudes are gonna get into when they finally square off. BASH vs. Bolek + Hype Package: THE HISTORY! THE DRAMA! THE TENSION! Bolek has come a long way since his time in DNS and BASH has only gone further and further down the hole of being an absolute asshole. Their hype package prepares you for a battle where Bolek desperately needs to win he desperately needs to get some sort of revenge against BASH. The match itself however would not give the fans that sort of result which I don’t want to say was expected but BASH is just further proving this dominance and that he will do what needs to be done no matter the cost. It was a very good back and forth with a game effort from Bolek but the man just couldn’t get it done and got his ass buried in the casket. It does make me wonder exactly where does Bolek go from this, you’re down 0-3 against BASH and he pretty much just got away Scot free with everything he did to you. I don’t want to see Bolek go away for good nor do I expect it but I do think if Bolek was gone for a little bit to sell the loss and really add weight to the fact that the heroes in OCW are falling and failing it could add an extra layer of hopelessness to the grander story of the fed. MATCH RATING 3.75 Stars It’s JynX turn: JynX doing all the mind games to Nate before their battle on night two as well. Pretty much it really, will the mind games help him in taking down Nate or will that just fuel Nate’s rage to getting his title back? Harris vs. Flash + Hype Package: The story between these two has been top tier. The hype package that follows also reiterates that point as well. Two guys clawing for a top spot wanting to prove their salt and show the fed they are who they say they are. Paul the precision, the knife wanting to stunt the momentum of Devon. While the hype package itself was spectacular the match itself did leave more room for wanting more from it. I don’t blame Devon, sometimes it’s just the name of the game when you get ahead and it’s on your opponent to claw back and fight to regain ground. Unfortunately it was a little too sorry too late because while Paul did mount some sort of a comeback it just wasn’t good enough. Devon snatched the victory here in easily his biggest singles match so far in his babyface arc. Massive credit to Paul for trying to blow out the steam for a promising guy but Devon continues to show us why he’s soon to be next man up. Overall, I’d like to see a sort of different approach now from Paul or after his next feud. I want to see how the man reacts to another devastating loss, does he still has this unadulterated confidence? Or does the mask start to slip and he start to descend into madness? Devon is another curious thing for me on what does he do now? I think naturally he could challenge either midcard champ but I’d like to see him hone in his character even more in more “blood feuds” or “grudge matches”. Not that I don’t want him to be a champion but when you’re on arcs like this it’s hard to continue them once you’re straddled with gold. Either way, good job to both guys and wonderful hype package. MATCH RATING: 3.25 Stars Ruck Felics: Don’t let the dope bars and silly outfit disguise that Drago is one of thee deadliest and greatest competitors in OCW (he even mentioned his Lution streak!) but to be able to see him being goofy and just having fun reminds me of a Twitter comment about Okada being a midcard comedy act stuck in a generational 5 star machine body (that’s Drago but he says fuck what body he’s in.) the ending was hilarious as we got a brand new screaming Drago meme that helps us keep the show rolling. Womens Chamber + Hype Package: The story for the womens chamber like I’ve said before I feel could’ve been honed in a bit better and probably should’ve been saved for another PPV. All women had their purpose in this match from the build but there definitely was parts where I wasn’t content enough for it, I would’ve liked to see Skadi interact with Perl more, Sarah and Debbie, Cheryl and Perl, Marisa and Skadi. More honing in showing the layers of why all women are involved in it outside of Perl wants to get Deborah, Deborah wants her title back, and Marisa v. The World. The hype package was creative and right to the point where it showed the weight, the spectacle and the pressure of such a high stakes match. I 100% did not like the lineup of how the competitors were in the match, obviously the game has everyone come out so quick it didn’t really matter but I would’ve liked the order differently. There was a few spots that I think were done one too many times and I don’t mean to sound rude about it but I’d have liked to see some awareness on it, we didn’t need a good chunk of people diving from the top cell or attempting to once it had already been done twice and it wasn’t really successful either time. Funnily enough the way everyone got eliminated I really did like that. Cheryl, Perl, and Skadi all being definitive eliminations while Debbie and Sarah got rolled up was a small extra touch that you just can’t plan for. Especially Debbie, it leaves the door open for a Debbie v. Marisa rematch if Debbie beats Perl since I imagine that those two aren’t nearly done yet. Marisa going from #1 to retaining the title is a massive feat that I don’t know if it’s been done before in OCW let alone by a women’s champ. I’d really like this retention to be a second start for Marisa’s title reign, her reign has been rather chaotic and a bit clunky. Now it’s cleaned up and we can really start new (outside of the inevitable Junko match ofc) but I’d really like to see Cheryl rebuild herself so we can get the fucking 1v1 against Marisa that we’ve been robbed of this entire time. Skadi, Sarah, and Perl all can rebuild and need to stay away from Marisa for quite sometime. Especially Skadi + Perl, they’ve both now lost to Marisa multiple times and it’s now time to see what they can do far removed from any title picture. Overall the match did what it needed to do, I don’t think it was the greatest chamber but it wasn’t the worst either. I could only imagine the annoyance it was to try and get this match done mechanically when dealing with this dog shit game. Incredible performance by Marisa and congratulations on all women for becoming Lution main eventers. MATCH RATING: 3.5 Stars I’ll probably review night two either later or tomorrow at some point. Night one was an incredible night and it definitely rivals some of the best PPVs we’ve done entirely in OCW. Remember, all these thoughts are mine and mine alone. It doesn’t need to be the end of the world if you disagree with me, I’m not trying to shit on anyone or rain on any parades and am just giving my feedback on the show. Excellent work from the community either way and thank you for the magnificent Lution weekend.

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OCWFED.COM EXCLUSIVE: “You Can’t Break the Sex Metal Barbie” — Marisa Welch Gloats After Surviving Wrestlution XIX’s Elimination Chamber -By OCWFed Insider Staff The lights had barely flickered back on inside the sold-out arena before “The Turbo Thot of OCW” Marisa Welch was already smirking into the camera — battered, bruised, but still clutching the OCW World Women’s Championship like a crown she refuses to relinquish. Hours after surviving a brutal Elimination Chamber match, Welch sat down with OCWFED.com to give her “official statement” — and, in true Marisa fashion, it wasn’t humble. Marisa Welch: “They said it couldn’t be done. They said five women would be my undoing. That management was gonna ‘teach me a lesson.’” [She laughs] “Guess what, losers — lesson failed. I’m still here, still champion, and still the face of this division. You don’t break the Barbie. You just make her more expensive.” The match — a six-woman demolition derby of steel and ego — saw Welch fend off every challenger thrown her way. But one of the night’s biggest shocks came after the final bell. As Welch celebrated in the chamber, her masked enforcer stormed the structure. Moments later, the crowd gasped as Tammy Buck was unmasked — Welch’s personal bodyguard, tearing her way into the chamber. Buck’s reappearance was as shocking as her appearance — the powerhouse now bearing a spreading of the unsettling birthmark across other areas of her face, a haunting visual that only added to the spectacle. Without hesitation, she speared Sarah Moore — the last remaining challenger — through a chamber pod wall, leaving Moore clutching her back as medical staff rushed in. Marisa Welch: “Oh, did management not like that? Did they not like that my girl did her job? Too bad. Tammy Buck was exactly where she belongs — standing guard while I reign. And if anyone has a problem with how the night ended... TOO BAD.” When asked about the growing resentment from the women’s locker room — and whether the “Sex Metal Barbie’s reign” is bad for business — Welch didn’t blink. Marisa Welch: “OCW is my business. Every dime, every poster, every chant — it runs through me. Wrestlution was supposed to humble me. Instead, it reminded everyone why I’m untouchable.” As for Sarah Moore’s condition, OCWFed.com has learned she’s undergoing evaluation for a possible serious back injury. No word yet on disciplinary action against Buck — though sources say management is “furious.” But for now, Miss Welch doesn’t seem to care. Marisa Welch: “You can stack the deck, build the cage, lock the doors — it won’t matter. Because when the smoke clears, I’m still holding the gold. Long live the SMB.” And with that, Marisa tossed her championship over her shoulder, winked, and strutted off — leaving behind a trail of broken glass, broken rivals, and one very broken management plan. Wrestlution 19 may have been the end for some, but for Marisa Welch, it was just another Xpen$ive celebration!

The Real Miss Cheryl Speaks: 
Bite-Size Wisdom from Wrestling’s Favorite Bombshell We curated a few of our favorite quotes from the former Vicious Showgirl to celebrate The Real Miss Cheryl — and let you peek inside her head. Buckle up, babe. It’s very Cheryl in here.

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PopCulture Weekly: Cheryl Stixx Serves “Ultimate Y2K Fantasy” All Wrestlution Weekend One thing about Cheryl Stixx? She’s going to commit to the aesthetic. After debuting her now-iconic “Ultimate Y2K Fantasy” ring gear on Wrestlution Night 1 — complete with glittered butterfly wings, rhinestone cowgirl hat, and metallic pink accents — Cheryl kept the nostalgia going for Night 2. Posting to Instagram with the caption “Full Blumarine baby for night 2 🦋 thank you @blumarine for the dream”, the Pretty Stixx founder gave fans a softer, high-fashion take on her Wrestlution look. It’s all part of her brand evolution — from “The Vicious Showgirl” to the self-proclaimed Real Miss Cheryl. And judging by the comment section, fans are eating it up. As Cheryl put it herself in a recent interview, “This weekend is all about bringing my childhood dreams and fantasies to life — the sparkle, the butterflies, the drama… it’s everything little me imagined, just with a little more confidence and a lot more heart.” Wrestlution might be about titles for some, but for Cheryl? It’s about turning every appearance into a statement — and this weekend, she proved she’s also the MAIN EVENTER of the Y2K revival. Period.

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